I have a question for Americans. Let's say you're eating an American sized burger, which obviously requires the use of both hands, when suddenly someone tries to hold up the restaurant.
How do you use your concealed carry to end the threat, without putting the burger down?
hold it with your mouth
Down the burger in one gulp, duh.
1. Toss the burger in the air.
2. Pull out gun and fire
3. Catch burger
>>68310900
>Straya in charge of knowing restaurants cut sandwiches in half
I guess kangaroo meat is kind of stringy
>>68310900
>not knowing they are banning faggots like you again
>>68310900
>implying I don't use the kickback of my gun to push the burger into my mouth.
>>68310900
>strayacunt
>doesnt even know crotch guns
>>68310900
1. Drop the burger.
2. Kill the criminal scum.
3. Take his money to pay for the burger you had to drop to kill him.
All Americans can quickly and accurately fire multiple rounds at multiple targets while gripping the gun with burger grease covered hands.
If you can't then get the fuck out
>>68311684
Isn't dropping or defacing a burger considered treason?
>>68311484
>>kickback
>>68310900
Hold the burger in your mouth dumbfuck.
>>68311684
Goddamn this post made me cry patriot tears
>>68310900
Burger is gun.
>>68311878
>kickback
Someone explain to me why that is incorrect?
>>68310900
>Having only 2 hands
>Not having a 3rd hand so you can always open carry
Its almost like you want to die
>>68311926
thread
>Throw burger
>Knocks out robber
>He starts to fall
>Shoot him
>Everyone thinks he died from the bullet
>Can't happen in Europe because they don't have American Burgers
>Brigbongs come to US for food holidays!
>>68310900
Everyone know burger establishments are sacrosanct. Not even the psycho would dare break the rule.
>>68310900
>teleport behind the assailant
>whip out my katana thats been folded 1 million times
>cut assailant in half
>heh... nothing personnel abdul
>>68311779
lol
>>68312089
It's a nogunz word.
>>68310900
>his rascal scooter doesn't have a gun or a burger holster
>>68311926
But it's a large American burger, it will spill everywhere, then you've just wanted your burger paid for by freedom dollars
>>68310900
>Such a manlet that you cant hold a burger in one hand
Not a problem that I have, straya.
>>68312488
Ah. I'm not a /k/ enthusiast. What's the proper term, recoil?
>>68312391
a terrorist would. they hate our freedoms and burgers are the ultimate symbol of that. the real answer is
> I always put a few bullets on top of my burger for taste anyway.
>Ive trained my tongue muscle enough to act as a firing pin for the bullets.
>aim burger and give it a tongue flick.
>terrorist thwarted
>>68312634
>his burger is small enough to fit in one hand
Why do I get the feeling you're a Bernie supporter?
>>68312644
Yes
>>68312781
>he thinks we can hold a burger with one hand because the burger is small
You know what they say about smalls hands Ausfailia?
My Sig 938 was hidden in my Whataburger A1 Thick N Hearty all along, with two spare magazines in my fries. If that doesn't stop robber I'll grab the grenade out of my galloner of Dr Pepper.
>>68310900
>Implying I don't conceal carry in my burger
That's why it's called CONCEALED ya liberal faggot.
>>68310900
>which obviously requires the use of both hands
Bitch please, one-handed burger-wielding is something we're taught from birth
>>68310900
>place burger down
>reach into pocket
>hold up wallet with gun under the table
>yell "THAT IS A TASTY BURGER!"
>shoot from under the table
>>68310900
I might be eating half of my fries before or after tucking into the burger, straya.
It goes:
1)Half of the fries
2)Burger
3)Remainder of fries
>implying that there isn't a gun in my extra large murica fuck yeah freedom burger
>>68311779
if you kill a minority they give you pardon tickets on your next crime
>>68311242
That's the correct answer.
>>68314149
For you.
>>68313661
But where does the soda fit in? What about dessert?
That is the kind of question that keeps me up at night
Jokes on you, Eurocucks.
I only order sliders so I can swallow them whole
>>68310900
Watch how Grandpa handles a situation like this Crocodile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epZod2qyyN4
>>68310900
if any terrorist attacked a burger joint, we would nuke the entire middle east
you don't fuck with the burgers
>>68314367
Doesn't need to be specified, the 2 gallon soda is enjoyed throughout the duration of the meal at irregular intervals in order to wash down the tasty burger, dessert is ALWAYS after the meal so we get our Super mega deluxe choco patty burger dessert after we already ate our tasty burgers.
>>68314606
can't wait to get mine
must be the best feeling ever to legally kill niggers, fuck
>>68314606
[American pride intensifies]
>>68310900
FUGGIN TERRORDIST XDD
