mine, more fucked up than it already is, a lot more fucked up
Gee Rick I don't know. It's kind of hard to tell where a country will be in 15 years, y'know? I mean, Hitler went from prison to Grand Chancellor in less than ten years. Seems like no matter how certain you are about things on a long enough timeline 90% of it will be wrong.
>>68301314
Morthy! based in the current situation we're in we can predict with a certain degree of accuracy how it will turn out in the near future based on the fact that human beings are burrrp! fucking stupids with rarely the ability of redeem themselves for their society
>>68301314
So did Nelson Mandella
It'll be the same except slightly worse in every respect.
>>68301760
But Rick, if people are fucking stupids then anything and everything they do is essentially unpredictable and devoid of greater reasoning. It's like trying to predict the behavior of a mentally handicapped rat in a maze designed by a genius. I mean you could draw up predictions on where the rat might go but there's a fair chance it'll just walk into a wall for three hours without going anywhere.
>>68301760
But R-Rick h-how could you assume the future won't hold nothing by a degeneracy occasion halted by the controlled opposition
>>68300965
Anime will become real and we will purge the degeneracy with our Hitler powers.
Ded
Every single major city in England will now have White at less than 50%.
I don't plan on raising a family here.
>>68300965
>>68300965
Rick and Morty fags are so cringeworthy
Mods ban everyone in this thread now , this entire thread reeks of reddit more than reddit itself.
>>68303087
I can't wait fampai
>>68300965
i predict australia will have a violent future
>>68300965
>>68301314
>>68301760
>>68302388
>>68302509
>le rick and mortii
>>68303233
speak for yourself
>>68303087
Unlikely.
>>68303233
>canada
>being able to judge if something reeks of reddit
>>68300965
>>68303087
Or just this
I see a lot of the world being this in the future.
Hahahaha colombian asshole my country is slowly descending into civil war and is havng its pentions stolen for the 2nd time.
>>68302388
>>68302509
Shut up morty, you little turd.
>>68303364
I do.
this thread is now a roll thread.
>My country will be great again
>>68303359
Rick and Morty isn't Reddit infected is it?
hope not
it's a great show
>>68303504
Thank you, this thread was garbage from the get-go
Rollin
Great.
Pic related is getting elected in 2018 and we're taking over South America,we're going to rescue you from your commies,dont worry
>>68302898
Think so? Who will rule when you're gone?
>>68303369
If Trump/Sanders is robbed of the nomination or election (i.e. despite an obvious majority vote, they don't win), there will be. There will most certainly be riots even if the election isn't contested.
>>68303553
Why do people care if one site likes something or not?
>>68303553
He's probably one of those Elitist retards who don't like things other people like and watches Anime in their original Japanese dub.
>>68303636
is that the equivalent of a Donald Trump for Brasil? I'd appreciate a context
>>68300965
Fuck mane, my country is shit.
Where do you live?
>>68303504
rollin for ballsack
>>68303803
"Earth" is very, very dumb.
>>68303752
To be fair, most dubs aren't that great, especially older ones.
>>68303504
I hope it's lightning
Sweden Soon™
>>68303277
Same
#MakeDixieGreatAgain
>>68303801
Bogotá, how about you?
>>68300965
Depends on oil really, and how many terrorists attacks happen on Canadian soil.
>>68303734
idk he's being butt hurt about it
I don't see any sjw pandering in Rick and morty
>>68303752
probably
>>68303855
>>68303504
>55 doesn't exist
I'm fucking cheated.
>>68303504
26 get
>>68303994
dubs = pick one
Same as now except sweden will be referred to as the zone and we will go stalking for artifacts and niggers to rob.
blowout soon fellow stalker
>>68303504
Roll plis
After Trump:
Prosperous, booming economy. Race-relations at an all-time high. Strong high-tech military. You can get a job almost anywhere. Terrorism is at an end, American troops cleared out insurgents from Europe and popular-support from Europeans led to mass-deportations of Muslims back to the Middle East. Communists are jailed and the Marxist ideology is banned by law.
After Hillary:
Non-existent.
>>68303788
Hes like Trump but openly hates faggots and has no fear of saying women wearing slutty clothes should get raped,pretty great dude
>>68304059
I am the electro-wizard.
>>68303934
Same anon, I live in the north, where do you live?
Don't give me an adress m8, or pizzas befall to you.
>>68304148
Sounds a lot like Brotha Dean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPgk0Hv-eTc
>>68304284
missed a golden opportunity for ballsack.
>>68304148
how can you condone rape under the excuse of dressing like a slut? I though Brazil had better standards
>>68303712
I wish we had a second Civil War. This time we'd leave forests of Yanks along the Potomac like Vlad.
>>68303934
>>68304291
I'd buy you guys Pizza. You guys seem pretty cool.
>>68304146
...wow
>>68300965
Here's mine:
>more immigrants
>weaker economy
>people in their 30's and 40's living with their parents
>weed is sold for $100 a gram in stores
>a can of beer will cost $35
>house bubble STILL not popped, average apparent rent will cost $5,000
>straight white males will jailed for disagreeing with you
>all canadians will still be insecure, passive aggressive cunts
>they will still hate americans
>>68303553
R&M being Literally R*ddit: The Animated Series has been a /tv/ meme since its premiere.
I don't want to think about it.
Now I jsut want to cry.
................
>>68304767
in what way
Sold to major corporations and still with a shitty economy.
>prime minister just loves to sell government assets to other countries and doesn't do anything about valuable land and housing being bought up by China
>prime minister also accepted the TPPA despite major protesting, which means that we lost immunity to economic forces we prided ourselves on being able to resist
>we pay export prices on anything we make locally and export prices on anything else, so export prices on literally everything
>our public transport system is monopolised so that a year of public transport costs more than buying and using a car
help
>>68304538
Hey you seem like an okay guy.
Protip with our country :
Everyone will try to obtain benefits from you, around Colombians NEVER RELAX.
After Trump: foreign relations decimated by childish namecalling, minorities imprisoned due to racial bias run rampant, free speech outlawed via Hitler-esque manipulation of the media, every country laughing at us worse than during the Dubya years, armed 'conflicts' with every nation on Earth who disagrees with Trumps opinion..
>the end of democracy basically
>>68304767
I was about to mention /co/, but then I reminded they just swallow everything that is animated.
>>68303752
>>68303983
Its not that I dont like rick and morty , its a great show. But this roleplay posting as the characters is reddit tier autism.
I cant laugh if I cringe too hard.
>>68304677
Is it true y'all have vending machines with crack pipes in them?
Like drug peddlers? With shit hockey teams?
>>68305060
hog wash
>>68304499
Same
Here's to the piles of dead Northerners we'll use to build a wall on the Mason-Dixon Line.
>>68300965
War, and then another, and a third and a fourth. All the same, I could not care less.
>>68304409
kek
http://youtu.be/qjs6GpNKjFI
Here check this out,its him talking about fags
Things will be overall better except in government matters. Just remember that despite political divisions, we're actually more well off than we used to be.
>>68304934
oh yeah, I'm even form bogotá but he fucking taxi drivers always wanna overcharge me every time I take one
>>68303359
I've been here since 2007, which I'd wager is a lot longer than you. Maybe you should go back to where you came from, kike?
>>68304806
It's okay Sweden. Some day your people will find the will to purify themselves of the sand nigger scourge.
>>68305104
kill yourself
>>68305176
I hope you are right Ameribro. I hope you're right
>>68303504
lumberjack get
>>68305225
stop being butt hurt at our fun
>>68300965
F.U.B.A.R.
>>68300965
>posts re&dit
>>>/reddit/
>>68304461
We're the laughing stock of the world because our women are brainwashed degenerates who think fucking every man they meet is completely normal,Bolsonaro is changing that and bringing Christian marriage back
probably engaged in a race war by then desu
>>68305388
Stop crying every time someone calls you out on your autism
>>68304934
>around Colombians NEVER RELAX.
I agree. I have Colombians upstairs from me that blast your silly trumpet music until 3am. I asked them to please respect their neighbors that work and my car was keyed up the next week.
>>68304146
I think you're being just a little too optimistic there m8
>>68304962
All of these are already happening under Obama so life will be exactly the same.
>>68303504
Roll'ing
>>68305341
Brother, there are still ways to fight against the evil that plague our lands.
>>68305486
Tell me if you're interested in fucking with Colombians, for that f.am I am an expert in the matter
>>68305484
then stop being autistic and sperging out when other people are having fun
you're like the Jew on the playground that sees other people having fun and automatically thinks they're doing something wrong to him or something else so he reports it to his teacher
>>68305127
Gotta make sure Lockheed Martin and whoever make Palestinian rocket launchers have a continued source of income.
>>68305649
Give me your secrets
*cringe*
This will be every small town in Canada
>>68305171
>Be me
>using taxi
>taximeter : 143
>Look at the table
>that's around 14700
>Sir, that would be around 18000
>B-b-but
>You know it's sunday n shit
>reluctanly pay
>Now I use uber
>>68303504
rolling.
Gated communities is the new hot thing because sandniggers ruin everything.
Welfare states is almost completely disbanded.
Socialist still in denial about islams destruction of europe.
>>68305465
desu
>>68305740
>Palestinian
>Rocket launchers
>>68305933
why the fuck is "desu" changed to desu?
what the fuck is this weab shit?
>>68305571
Yeah, I guess. I might try to get some podcast started. If it fails I will flee to some random country. Like Romania.
>>68300965
Slowly "progressing" towards a heavily liberal, extremist left wing society. At least the US has someone to fight back against the hordes of SJWs
>>68301314
>>68301760
This shit is going to end up on Reddit. I Guarantee it.
>>68305707
you are heavily autistic and unaware im affraid. I have absolutely no reason to care and I still noticed.
>>68300965
>>68303087
>>68305766
The Colombian people cannot have a friendly meeting without transforming it into a party.
Thus if (I dont know how it works there) you're able to offer drinks and music, invent some shit like neighborhood bbq, and call the police (being anon ofc) in their houses, they won't bother you again.
>>68305997
Shaking my noggin tbqh familia
>>68305880
>14700
what the fuck is your currency
>>68303504
dog
>>68306126
>The Colombian people cannot have a friendly meeting without transforming it into a party.
That's what I have experienced. Every time they have guests over, it seems like they want to play music so loud that thye're unable to talk to each other. It's weird.
>Thus if (I dont know how it works there) you're able to offer drinks and music, invent some shit like neighborhood bbq, and call the police (being anon ofc) in their houses, they won't bother you again.
I don't really want to call the police over noise complaints... I was hoping you'd give me a special tone/frequency that would hurt their ears or something.
>>68306195
1 real = 1 thousand pesos
Inflation
40 years ago 1 peso = 1 real or something like that
>>68305946
The fuckers are actually pretty ingenious when it comes to making weapons from scratch.
No doubt they were taught how to build them with a little help from your local CIA office since the war must remain eternal for the slogan War is Peace to apply.
>>68305946
made me chuckle have some dead palestinian children.
>>68300965
It will be great once again. Reddit and Morty posters need to go back where they came from.
>>68306195
just take away the zeros you see in every single amount in COP to have a better idea
>>68305497
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF THEY TRY TO TAKE THE GUNS
>>68300965
We will still be 20 years behind the rest of the world. Our internet will still be broken, we'll still be paying through the ass for inferior products. Everything fun will still be banned. Speed limits will be even lower to accommodate shit untrained drivers.
Abos will still sleep on the road after huffing $1.90/L petrol
>>68303504
rolling with mai waifu
>>68305707
>u stop
>no u
>NO U
/this entire conversation
>>68306411
God damn,i feel you dude,i remember when 1 real was 1,80 USD,now its 3,60 USD,not as fucked but still
>>68306025
it starts at universities
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3492425/Arabs-Bill-Cosby-Caitlyn-Jenner-costumes-discouraged-Otago-University-party-Dunedin.html
>>68306400
Getting really mad and showing your alpha prowess also works.
Playing Venezuelan music has been proven effective
Leaving a sack of sugar saying cocaine too.
arr rook same desu m80
Our streets will be covered in poo
>>68306704
>>68306411
Wait i dun goofd,i meant 1 dollar was 1,80 reais
>>68306799
LAMO jjajajajajajajjaja a sack of sugar XD
>>68306473
Yeah, but to say someone gets money for making this shit is a bit too much. They're getting money from our mil-industrial complex if anything.
>>68306506
Thanks, saved for triggering shitskins & leftists
>>68303359
>literally created by a 4chan user
>"it's le reddit! xD"
>>68306799
lol, thanks buddy. They're kids and I'm an old man, so I suppose I will just deal with it instead of escalating the situation.
>>68303504
rollista barista
>>68306987
you mean people can do BOTH?!
AND LIE ABOUT IT?!
>>68306953
U DINDU NUFFIN
U WAZ GOOD BOY
Does anyone have a positive outlook for their country?
>>68306591
2012 says hello
Man I remember back in those days, Alex Jones was actually pretty cool.
>>68306195
a brazilian asking, lol
>>68303087
You mean the conservacucks getting absolutely destroyed again?
>>68305457
>We're the laughing stock of the world because our women are brainwashed degenerates who think fucking every man they meet is completely normal
Not true at all bro, our women are pretty OK in that aspect. I've been to Colombia and USA and women were incredibly easy.
>>68303897
is that nick cage?
>>68305880
why tf would you pay?? just leave, if the guy follows you, stab the cunt
>>68308416
you mess with one of those fuckers and you put a target sign in your back that all the fucking cap drivers in the city will be eager to shot at
>>68306082
>Colorado
Hell Yeah I always knew we'd be sovereign someday
>>68307979
>back in those days
was 4 fucking years ago, you child.
>>68308416
see>>68308656
I would be lying if I didn't say our country has a culture of violence so intrinsic that it's not remotely strange to see stabbed people in emergency rooms any day.
We always have deaths.
Some for domestic violence, others in gang wars.
Taxi niggers are like gangs.
They go apeshit at anything. They are the worst cancer in our country, but it's (it was) the only taxi service
God bless uber
>>68300965
Could be worse
Could be a BR or a VZ
>>68308111
>Austria
Look who's fucking talking.
Daily Reminder that Southern men were drowning in freed Concentration Camp prisoner pussy why you were getting cucked by an army of Russian rapists.
>>68308841
ikr
It didn't seem that long though until recently.
>>68309020
>>68308656
Soon to emigrate anon here:
Fellow colombianons what do you think about the end of the armed conflict.
Personally, it kinda makes me feel as if they actually won, but then again I hate war so its not like I support its continuation.
China's going to crash. Our mineral market is already limping, it's going to be decimated. Massive political shake up.
>>68303504
Rollie
Did anyone in Berlin in 1935 imagine their city and country would be in ruins just 10 years later?
>>68300965
Exactly the same, no changes in population, demographics, infrastructure, nothing. The facts are on my side as far as projections.
>>68303504
rolln
>>68309450
Glad to see you cross the final frontier
I'll end my studies here and go to china and have an agricultural life or some shit.
My thought about the conflict goes both ways.
I don't want to send more fellow brothers to die in some mudhule shit because the commies are stuck selling drug and making our nation a total joke. The peace shit works fine in this matter.
But then again they're winning seats in our political and social life, when they killed Colombians, their brothers! How cucked must be everyone to accept this kind of shit.
It's retarded to even think to forgive and forget the niggers who are selling drugs and shit.
Paramilitares too! All of those fiendish niggers should be emprisoned or executed. I think it's unforgivable to let more blood drop, but even more to let the murderers reintegrate like it was a tiny conflict.
Hard matter, let's see how we vote to that shit
Probably on the way to Sweden 2.0 but IDGAF, I'll be fighting in Europe or the USA in whatever racewar they have as they're actually worth saving.
I don't care in which terms it ends up as long as it ends for good and the money that's put on war could be used better and not being stolen...this country failed me in every single aspect and I'll be leaving soon too this country and i'd be nice for the rest of my family to at least not having fucking commies threatening their safety. i personally believe that with the end of the conflict does nothing for the population because not every single FARC militant will leave the illegal business of moving drugs and stop managing millions of dollars per month to just earn slightly more than the minimal wage, the bacrims will still be running their business and delinquency will still pay...not to mention the fucking shit we've got as "justice" just last week we were told the the "supreme court of justice" that pedophiles have the right of reducing their sentences and for your guys who don't know this....there is actually a pedophile who raped kids and made child porn, got convicted and didn't even paid the total amount of his sentence and ended up free for "good behavior" and he's currently the principal of a primary school, that's how fucked up my shitty country is
>>68300965
>kids will start identifying as inanimate objects, like fire hydrants and shoe laces
>LGBT will start fighting for the right to marry your children and fuck dogs
>piercing your eye lids shut will be the latest fad.
>WoW II will come out and it'll be glorious.
>Finland will be nuked, just a wild guess.
>>68303233
If there were mods bitching about other mods and banning in this thread, it would be exactly like Reddit.
>>68309991
>How cucked must be everyone to accept this kind of shit.
People are just tired of this shit, its been going for 50 years.
What am actually afraid is since this country has no memory whatsoever it will end up full blown commie land in the future, hence why am moving out before its too late.
Also, cool you're moving to china as well.
>>68310296
Holy shit another one leaves the dustbowl.
>>68306609
So if I move to Australia I get to live in the late 90's early 00's? Sign me up.
>>68310767
and I'm never coming back
>>68309694
Not a Berliner, but this man certainty did.
In his last letter to Hans Frank (who was hanged at Nuremberg for his actions during the occupation of Poland), he wrote "da ja wohl in zehn Jahren ein Deutsches Reich nicht mehr existieren wird!"
>>68303504
Why roll when I can roll
>>68310767
Sure 50 years.
You know, it's not actually hard to get cooperation from the US to get down here, track hectare by hectare. Operation clean and refill.
Take away the commies, refill the desplazados.
But since stagnating into the war gives some real nice budget for the generals, it's fairly simple to say, nah mane, we wantz to end.
And I seriouuusly doubt that all the plantations will be abandoned, really doubt it.
Just legalizing the drug cartels.
China, wait for me please
Everything hinges on this election, if Trump wins, I'm thinking he will Make it great again and clean up obamas mess, if Hillary, she's gonna fuck up bad and declare war and shill her ass out so I'm fucking leaving if she's in
>>68311456
why china?which part of china? like fucking seriously? maybe Singapore or Hong Kong
>>68311645
Trump will win the nomination but he'll ultimately lose against Hillary
>>68300965
Probably heiling Blair Cottrell as glorious leader.
Sjw indoctrination replaced with staunch nationalist ideals. May launch an offensive war against Indonesia/Pakistan.
>>68311749
Well technically HK is china, though.
If anything either Shanghai or HongKong.
>>68311171
>speak german
i dont do that
>>68311941
you'll have a bad time with the language
>>68311749
I'm fucking dead serious.
Why China? Because of the rural parts
The density is so low that I can disappear from the modern world if you'd noticed already, everything is going to shit
Pic related, look at that sweet density in kilometers.
The western part is fairly forgotten, and hard to build-in so it wont be industrialized.
>>68311841
Look at what trump did to Jeb and Rubio, they tried to take him on 1v1 and were demolished, especially Jeb who's entire career may be in jeporady because of trumps massacre. Trump does great 1v1 AND he's campaigning against a fucking lying criminal, I'm hoping trump will really hit HARD in the general
>>68305176
>specific year
ok newfag
>>68303504
rollin'
>>68311977
>Be on /pol/
>Not speaking German
Nigger, how could you not have picked up Germany from all the Nazi speeches and songs we post in this board by now?
>>68312013
>A1 level in chinesse
Don't worry, I've got this all up in this bitch
I've been secretly preparing and taking tests.
Good luck on your life anon, I hope everything sorts it out, to the other colomanon too. What a wild ride this country has been
>>68300965
>Columbian
Last time I was there was about six years ago. It had some serious problems. How is it now?
>>68305176
only newfags are insecure enough to remember the exact year they came to this place.
if trump dosent get elected in 10-15 years america will look like russia in the 90s, cept with more non whites
>>68312013
Currently learning cantonese, its pretty fucking weird but so was english.
But the thing is, China is actually freer to do business than here, I mean have you actually tried to wire some money outside? Its fucking hell, had to go through a bunch of hoops just to send like 1k abroad, so for me its the crab mentality.
And I dont know, even rural life seems pretty darn interesting in china like the other anon said, and he might get it on with a chinese qt like in fucking ranma 1/2.
>>68312431
Tell your friends and family, or anyone who plans to come here to go other part
We don't want your turism
But not because we don't like you
Because this country is serious shit and we can't pray for your safety/enjoyement.
Tell them a Colombian warned you
>>68312431
it literally depends win which zone you set a foot on and how well you could pass unnoticed as a foreign to not draw attention. if you ever come back keep a low profile and never go beyond touristic areas or beaches and if you have that thing rarely seen..."common sense" you'd be fine.
i'm curious, what did you do last time you were here?
>>68312593
Shampoo is the best girl
Good luck in your life again anon
Thanks for the memories
>>68300965
the media will lie about the crime rate and unemployment .
they wont tell you what the government has been doing to keep the homeless population to a minimum
they wouldnt admit the inflation was the majority of every recover for the past 100 years and instead brags about consumer confidence rising not admitting that if the durable goods report isnt better during the same time span people just paid more for the things they bought
quietly they depopulate the country while maintaining there are more people than ever in america
companies are kept a float by the governments lies and are paid directly by the government with money that officially doesnt exist
they will claim its a new golden age for capitalism and theres never been a better time to be a american
civil unrest flares up here and there. one day some one remembers old shit the media talked about durring the fukashima stuff in japan and realizes they can force a melt down because they know the difference between nuclear power plants made more than 20 years ago and ones made after and its something one can find out and nuclear power plants are all over the country
they dont tell people that 3 reactors melted down in the west. the jet stream helps drag the radiation across america. its not enough to kill a lot of people but cancer rates seem to increase because water supplies are contaminated
hillary dies in office from natural causes or so they say. she is assassinated to comply with russias demands. otherwise they tell every one what america has been doing and with snowden they have documented evidence using the same methods america uses to spy on other countries
I've been living in this shithole for literally 27 years now.
I have vivid, meaningful, memories of stuff since I was 7.
In these 20 years I've been alive I've never seen a single slum not grow larger and become more violent.
I have not seen a single outskirt of the city becoming a full slum.
I have never seen a single price drop. Absolutely (specially food) have literally become more expensive at each passing year.
I have only seen the wild packs of negroes grow larger and commit more crimes.
I have only seen parts of the city become more and more violent to the point that they are now "no-go-zones".
I live in Rio de Janeiro btw.
We are fucked.
>>68313439
damn dude you've got a really vibrant imagination, actually silly...let me guess you're one of those guys who turned his basement into a nuclear shelter XD
>>68303504
>flag
You would be canadian...
>checkum wizard isn't even dubs
>>68303504
Roll in Loo
>>68303504
bread roll
>>68301891
Yeah, because that ended up working so well.
>>68303504
test
>>68312952
Ukyo is best.
>>68311171
>da ja wohl in zehn Jahren ein Deutsches Reich nicht mehr existieren wird!
We didn't live in that time. I'd love to know the context in which he meant it.
>>68300965
Same shit only slightly different, my country is starting to shill toward muslims.
>>68318266
He meant that the Nazi Party was too ideologically and spiritually bankrupt to survive in the long term.
It was a fire that was gonna burn and quickly burn out.
