>Cruz shills release ad featuring Trump's hot naked wife
I dunno about you, but I wanna vote for Trump more now tbqh famalam
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/273790-anti-trump-group-targets-mormons-with-ad-featuring-nude-melania
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
they said it themselves "my next first lady"
this seems like a pro trump ad
>Don't vote for the man who has a smoking hot trophy wife 30 years younger than him. Vote for me and my ugly Jew wife.
Quality logic, Rafael!
>>68289136
This is supposed to be anti-Trump? I don't see any way this could backfire.
Also I feel like Trump would totally deck Cruz if he talked shit about his wife in the debate.
>>68289136
>She would be my first lady
How is that not a huge gain for the country?
>>68289338
I thought that at first because I opened the picture before I read the post.
Cruz needs to fire his ad people.
>>68289136
Bump4trump
>>68289398
What does Cruz's wife even look like?
after the whitehouse being made into a chimpanzee habitat, im quite excited about having a first Lady that isn't a pain to look at.
>>68289707
Cruz's ad people is literally applied memetics.
http://www.appliedmemeticsllc.com/
http://www.infowars.com/the-men-behind-ted-cruz-neocons-and-a-cia-propagandist/
forgive infowars, I don't feel like searching for a decent link and I avoid using jewgle.
>>68289136
FLILF
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>>68289745
she looks like that trope of a bitchy white woman you see on the electric Jew
>>68289745
She's acceptable. I like her cringe of a smile in the official photo. Probably had to stare into the sun for like ten minutes.
>>68289136
Are they seriously asking if I would rather look at Melania for the next 4-8 years, or Ted Cruz?
Is this a pro-Trump ad?
>>68290194
>>68290260
What an ugly family.
>>68290260
also my ID says EVILS. Kinda a waste without devil trips.
>>68289136
Why don't we alert the SJWs on Tumblr about this?
This is pretty explicitly "slut shaming".
![AP_214991812021-1024x683[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fFbwaXW.jpg "AP_214991812021-1024x683[1].jpg")
That's not what his kids was sayin last night
>>68289136
I thought it was a Pro-Trump ad to be honest
>Hot nude of your First Lady
or
>Tonsilmunching Rafaelo De Canada Cruz
Well, the choice seems obvious
>>68290260
Someone needs to shop the baby somewhere on this photo.
>>68289136
isn't this basically misognyistic rape by anti-trumper standards?
>>68289136
his wife is a smelly non-white foreinger you progressive libcuck.
Trump gets my VOTE
>>68289136
Wait this is PRO Cruz? Nigga what in the fuck? They really think I would want to make this bitch first lady instead?
>>68290260
>be a Cuban spic with dark hair
>both of your kids are blonde
Did Ted get cucked?
>>68291281
nah, my hair was blonde as a kid and it's almost black now
>>68290260
Hes just jeleaous that hes fucking with a 4 and trump has an 11.
At the very least thats what most people will think.
Also I dont get the ad, why would I not want a beautiful first lady?
>>68291466
Posing nude is supposed to upset your moral sensibilities.
>>68290831
>>68291573
They Won my support
>>68289136
Will the media call it out for being sexist or ignore it cause Trump?
Brilliant strategy. Show off a billionaire playboy's super model wife. That will make people hate him.
>>68291466
utah dont like naked titties
>>68289136
This is a textbook example of "any publicity is good publicity".
Ted Cruz has the world's most inept media team.
>>68291236
she looks just like Ted Cruz...
>>68289136
The man has taste.
>>68291167
Pumpthetrump ad
>>68289136
>slut shaming
>in 2016
Current year, Ted, current year.
>>68291735
whats wrong with sexism cuck?
>>68291908
they are probably related no joke
>>68290630
Eric is very handsome. I can see why his father was loved when he was young.
>>68292130
>>68290194
>>68290260
Reminds me of the wife from Step Brothers.
>>68289136
Wouldn't that backfire? I mean, attacking directly the wife of a rival candidate and showing her naked is pretty low and I doubt even mormon and cuckservative evangelicals would approve of this line of attack.
>>68291598
Saved
I looked at the baby's face for a few seconds, thinking "this doesn't looked shooped at all" before I saw the wife
>>68290260
oh come off it, he has an average family. they're stuck with him, pity the living
Official PAC Name:
MAKE AMERICA AWESOME
Location: ALEXANDRIA, VA 22313
Industry: Unknown
Treasurer: MARSTON, CHRIS
FEC Committee ID: C00594176
just saying
Brilliant strategist.
>>68290260
Is Ted and wife somehow related?
>>68289136
so wheres the original? without all, the text and shit. (v:
We promise she won't be the one giving the order to execute women and children at Waco like Hillary did.
>>68292270
Cruz doesn't learn. Every time one of Trump's rivals decides it's finally time to "get down and fight Trump on his level" they lose all the people that were supporting them solely because they were not Trump. Jeb did it, Rubio did it, and now Cruz has done it. He was only riding high because Rubio sacrificed himself to insulate Cruz from this, it's all gonna come tumbling down now
>>68292259
Wow that is spot on.
>>68289136
Cruz is and idiot
newfags
>>68294090
Cruz is helping Trump get votes!
>>68294239
>he think this pic is the obama mom
>>68289136
Do they even have the copyright on that image? This would be an open-and-shut court case. Sue them to hell, Trump-sama.
>>68294474
>he thinks it isn't
>>68289136
>Make America Awesome
Stop stealing Trump's policies and now his campaign slogan, ratboy.
>>68291892
Is that AIDS Skrillex?
>>68289136
Has anyone said this is slut shaming on social media yet?
>>68294587
thats was not her confirmed...
>>68289136
I hope Trump wins, can't wait to see the United States go to shit.
>>68294651
I thought it was Trump Promotion
>>68294890
Singapore worry about your $2 sucky sucky broads
>>68294651
>THIS
>If you don't vote Ted Cruz, your first lady will be a super hot, rich, successful philanthropist
I legitimately don't understand how Ted could hire such awful campaign promoters.
>>68289136
>/pol/ was ready to elevate a prostitute to the role of first lady
/pol/ has finally been shilled to death
RIP in peace /pol/
Cruz's wife is Marie from Breaking Bad so he shouldn't throw stones
>>68295126
Considering the current first lady is a black transexual...
>>68289136
Is that a nipples?
>>68295228
Agree
>She's hotter now because of me. She should give me half of her salary.
FUCKING AMAZING
>>68295126
>t. CruzMissle
>>68295003
It's not.
It's trying to convince people that they would have a slut for a first lady, trying to convince people who care about Biblical morals and sexual decency to vote against Trump.
>>68289136
ch*istcucks allow themselves to be manipulated, more at 11
>>68289136
> Paid for by Make America Awesome
> Face looks off
It's like they want to be lazy
>>68290194
Goddamn he's a creepy slitherin sonofabitch. Which makes her a reptile wrangler.
>>68289136
Wait- so to upset Mormons who find such nudity offensive, the pro-Cruz people pay to have the offensive image broadcasted not only to them but their children?
It seems illogical.
>>68289136
What's wrong with having a beautiful first lady?
>>68291167
>Shaved bush from a time when that was rare
Based.
Let's see
>Booger eating Rat
VS
>Billionaire Businessman with a 10/10 model wife
really tough call
>>68290033
>the first Ladyboy
>>68296351
I'm an evangelical in the Northwest and I am a Cruz missile
1. It's incredibly tasteless to bring up a candidates family in attack ads
2. This isn't even a good attack ad because it's just pointing out how hot Trumps wife is. When I first saw it, I thought it was a pro Trump image.
Cruz really needs to fire his ad people. Everyone knows that sex sells
>>68296351
He's trying to trigger the fundies with nudity, but I honestly think it will backfire when they hear the "This ad is brought to you by Ted Cruz" right after they get blinded by impure images.
>>68290033
>Rato supporters and Mormons are so sexually and mentally repressed that imagery of a hot trophy wife is suppose to be bad
The only first lady close to Melania in beauty was Abigail Van Buren.
>>68296536
Okie dokie
>>68296593
Her ben wah balls fell out?
>>68289136
The fact the it says "your First Lady"
Gives dudes a hard on as well, who's the dumb ass who made this?
>>68289136
Wait, that's an anti-Trump ad? I thought it was a mediocre pro-Trump image.
That's fucking hilarious.
>>68289136
>Can't pick on the man, so I'll poke fun of his wife.
Woah, I used be a #Cruzmissle but now I'm signing up for the #Trumpet now. You just don't go shiting on wives on your campaign.
>>68296987
Thank you. Cruz should have just used this ad by the way.
>>68290260
>>68289136
Why is /pol/ defending this whore?
>>68297432
>>68297215
>>68297497
>He white knights for Trump's whore on /pol/
>>68296593
I guess it is real I saw both the picture and watched the video twice, but after seeing that there it's really real.
What a surprise we have a tranny fucking degenerate in the whit ehouse?
>>68297432
It's what we call cuckolds
>>68297497
>>68297641
>I argue on the internet
>>68290260
>>68296552
He cried like a bitch when WaPo made fun of his kids.
>>68290033
>>68296593
>>68296593
If any of you have been paying attention long enough this shouldn't come as a surprise not to mention the people that have died talking about obamafagassfucking
>>68291167
> tfw you want to fap but won't out of respect for the Emperor
>>68296552
>that picture
Every time.
Would let that boat drag me for hours just to have her sit on my lap for minutes
>>68297774
>>68297641
>>68297497
>I post lame ass fedoras
>>68296187
>tfw I actually like hairy bush when watching retro porn
>>68290260
that no woman
thats a man baby
>>68297719
Nice Jeffrey Dahmer shirts
>>68289136
Cruz has really disappointed me with this presidential run. I never knew he was so slimy.
>>68297958
That is not a son. That is his daughter.
>>68296867
Are you trying to sing this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
>>68293898
>"we have incredible sex at least once a day" she said
>>68298771
> He actually read it
Want to know how I know you're gay?
>>68298583
>I never knew he was so slimy.
Is this your first week following politics?
I've hated that asshole for years. Even when I think he's right about something, I can't hear him speak without thinking someone should punch him in the throat.
>>68289136
I thought this was from a Trump campaign group. The way it's worded really wants me to Make America Great Again.
>>68298583
Cruz entire rise was based around sucking up to Trump initially and then when his numbers rose enough backstabbing him, its shameful and he'd never have gone above 10% on his own.
>>68294239
Stanley!
>>68298028
fuck that is epic
saaved
>>68289136
I don't even know what's going on with this election anymore. Everyone is just playing dirty. And Cruz is retarded if he thought this was going to work.
>>68298422
Noice.
Flap flap flap
>>68289136
>>68289136
They paid for a meme? Trump gets them for free.
do they really want to bring wives into this?
cruz batshit crazy cunt wife was found crying at the side of a highway and had to be taken in because the cop thought she was a "danger to herself"
>>68289136
just like my chinese cartoons
Doesn't Cruz's wife have a history of mental breakdown? Taking pot-shots at the wife isn't such a great idea when your own wife is a top Goldman-Sachs exec and a globalist who temporarily cracked in a brief moment of lucidity over how she's a consort of Mammon.
Yea sure, attack the guy's wife that will work out well for you.
>>68290194
>a child with his nose and her chin/forehead
>>68291167
Look how progressive her pussy was for the era. Truly the type of family America needs at the forefront. I can't wait to vote Republican for the first time.
>>68295349
The 90s were a strange time
>>68299804
He literally thinks that he is the messiah.
Much better first lady than Bill Clinton if Hillary wins.
>>68296536
>I like butter
what a slut
>>68289136
>shilling for mormon vote
>3 million mormons in the us out of 15 million actually practice their stupid religion
wew lad
>>68292715
>>68293898
blacked when?
>>68289136
Isn't that image copyrighted to some magazine?
>>68290260
They look like a family of aliens that pulled on human skin.
Trump Trump Trump
>>68302027
Shhh, Dinosaurs was fucking based.
>>68303966
Oh, ant-boobs. Everything I always wanted.
>>68297215
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68290446
holy shit, that looks like Robert Anton Wilson
>>68291889
An entire state of faggots
>>68289338
Trump even has Cruz thinking past the sale.
>>68304666
Well there's the satan trips you ordered >>68290446
>>68298962
So you've never lost interest and did non-porn things in the space of time after jerking off? You know, that time when you become disgusted with yourself and then go do something else? Like maybe, read the article
