If you had the chance to go back in time and be reborn as a viking chieftain, would you do it?
Pros
>You can do whatever the fuck you want
>Mudslimes are irrelevant
>You can rape Britain
>You can rape England
>You can rape English women
>You can rape English women at the time when they didnt have broken teeth
>You will have predictions of the future, making your maintanence of your kingdom easier
>People will respect you
>You wont have to deal with degenerates
>You get awesome equipment, and you get to speak an awesome language
>Clean air
>Your name will forever be in history
>You can save the white race
>You can experience being a slave master
Cons:
No modern medicines
Imagine how awesome it would be
>>68281764
So, acting like Muslims... I think I will pass
Rape, rape, rape. Typical white man. Can't get girlfriend on his own because too ugly.
Go back in time with knowledge of the future? I would be a GOD and end up impregnating thousands of women
>>68281764
Cons:
>Too primitive to make or live in cities
>Too primitive to live in nice homes
>Women are high test
>Everyone is blond hair blue eyed faggot
NOPE
>>68281764
how are modern Swedes descended from these people?
what went wrong?
>>68283503
i think the non-faggity ones moved to iceland, greenland, and britain
anyways I think Norway will invade Sweden if it gets too bad
>>68283210
>>Women are high test
>>Everyone is blond hair blue eyed faggot
>implying this is a bad thing
>>68283920
>Blond hair blue eyes
>Good
How?
>Women are high test
>Good
Are you gay?
>>68283503
Their not. Viking was a job, a thing you did. You go Viking, trade or raid, travel settle, take land. You don't stay home and fish or farm.
>>68285159
I'm not even Scandinavian and I descend from vikings. Everyone is.
>>68285389
Your blood line may be Scandinavian. Viking meansThe word is a historical revival; it was not used in Middle English, but it was revived from Old Norse vikingr "freebooter, sea-rover, pirate, viking," which usually is explained as meaning properly "one who came from the fjords," from vik "creek, inlet, small bay"
>>68285159
This. It's like saying everyone in Spain is a descendent of spanish conquistadors.
>>68284297
are you degenerate? this is the problem with modern faggot males, you all wanna fuck everything. what happened to just whacking off? this is one of the reasons the west is being brought to its knees, over sexualisation of society
>bring the four-field crop rotation to Europe six hundred years early
Imperialism on steroids here we come
>>68286679
No it's like, the descendants of the colonisation are descendants of colonists. I am English, the English colonised much of the world, but my ancestors did not. They stayed in England. I have English blood, they have English blood but I don't have colonists blood.
>>68287954
>smokeless firearms 1000 years early + artillery&TNT
viking 1st reich
>>68281764
>You can rape English women
why would i want to do that ?
>>68281764
I shall unite Europe under my banner and we shall conquer the Middle-East.
>>68281764
>vikings
>white
Not a chance in hell.
>>68288465
To assert dominance, proving tp be the whote master race.
Om a serious note, I wrote that just to bait some britbongs
I hate phone keyboards...
>>68281764
Probably would. I could usher mankind into a more enlightened period way earlier than we did. Also try to create an empire in the north, unify the people under my banner.
>>68287954
>tech 32
>>68289331
Kalmar when?
>>68288966
oyyyy veyyyyy
>>68289605
>savages that did nothing but pillage everything
Nigger-tier.
>>68289514
Hopefully soon. Instead of the EU we could have a strong Nordic Union here in the north. Finland could take the military, while Sweden and Norway handle the economy. Estonia would also play a big part as a gateway to the mainland Europe. One can dream...
>>68285159
>that knife
>muh bollocks muvafooka innit
>>68289806
Sweet dreams.
Iceland would be designated vacation place
>>68289806
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>>68289331
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>>68288344
Why does everyone like the vikings? They had their 300 year run before getting BTFO by the master-race.
>>68290016
Because they were oure Aryans, which eventually became christian. Their downfall came when their ethnicity became blended with other ones.
>>68290207
Except they mixed with superior people.
>>68290016
Fuck viKANGZ. They contributed nothing to history unlike literally everyone else in Europe.
>>68284297
>Are you gay?
Are you? If it weren't for the testosterone in their bodies, women wouldn't have a sex drive.
I'd try to properly raid Spain and keep them white or at least assist in pushing back the Moors.
Imagine of there was a Viking/Visigoth alliance.
>>68290478
Ok you got me there.
>>68290457
That's what I'm saying! The only reason they eventually got better is by mixing with Aryans and Germans.
>>68283210
wtf does high test even mean I keep seeing this meme everywhere now
>>68290484
Vikings werent a people you knob, it was an activity.
>>68291020
Testosterone is a male hormone. It causes muscle growth, balding, bigger balls, facial hair, anything considered "manly". Women have this hormone too just a lot less of it. Because everyone's different some people have more of this hormone than others. A women with high test or testosterone will have a lower voice, more manly face, more muscles, all that. That's not attractive.
>>68291124
Fuck off stupid
>>68291278
wrong as usual cucknada
"high test" women are women who appeal to males with high testosterone i.e. wide hips, big ass and titties, good for breeding
>>68292501
That's high estrogen. High test women have small hips, big shoulders, small boobs. It's estrogen that causes boobs to form.
>>68282676
>Nippon
あなたのたわごとの作品を話している人を見てください。私はあなただけ私をトローリングしている知っているが、愚かであることを停止します。
>>68292831
take it up with /sp/ I'm just telling you what the meme means
pic related
high test
>>68293668
Well the meme is stupid because IRL high test is unattractive in women.
>>68293899
Your arguing about the definition of meme. The meme isn't stupid, you are.
>>68294080
No you're stupid
>>68281764
>You wont have to deal with degenerates
>You can rape Britain
>You can rape England
>You can rape English women
>You can rape English women at the time when they didnt have broken teeth
Hypocrisy at its finest.
>>68293899
>be immigrant
>insult the culture of your new home
>refuse to assimilate
you have to go back
>>68281764
Vikings are honestly overrated and pretty gay
>can't into farming
>can't into cities
>can't into civilization
>can't into chivalry
They literally couldn't even feed themselves. They couldn't take care of themselves in anyway so they had to resort to chimping out and violently taking it from others who were years ahead of them.
Truly the niggers of old europe.
>>68294295
When did I insult any culture? I never insulted Canada culture ever. When did I not assimilate?
>>68293899
i thought the meme was about high test guys liking those pics, not the women having high test themselves. but i really dont know
>>68294433
Apparently it is according to this leaf nerd.
>>68282676
>says the Jap
>>68294415
jesus christ
lurk moar
>>68292831
That's not what people mean when they say it you retard
>>68294809
You're a retard.
>>68294646
Lurk what? I am 100% assimilated. How about you assimilate huh?
>>68294929
If you were actually around a few years ago when that shit started you would know that high test means women who appeal to men who have high testosterone
Not that hard leaf
>>68295283
Well I didn't know that.
>>68295471
Then stop pretending you know
>>68281764
I don't want to rape anyone though.
>>68281764
I want to be reborn as a Spanish conquistador and rape all the natives I want. Also I will ride on white horses and take all the gold. The whole native population will literally think I am a god. Get on my level, plebs.
