You're at a rally and these three progressive protesters slap your gf's ass. How do you respond?
YOU'RE
>>68263180
tell them to stay away from my wife's son
A
FUCKING
WHITE
sigh
*unzips pants*
>>68263180
Accuse them of rape.
>>68263180
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU'RE FUCKIN WHITE MALES!
>>68263180
>kill
>marry
>fuck
MALE
>>68263338
Goddamn it sweden.
>>68263367
Kill Aids skrillex, fuck the female and marry Carl, oh yeah
>>68263180
"Youre a fucking white guy, that's rape."
>>68263180
Ask Skrillex to trade gfs.
>>68263180
my gf is white so she deserves it
>>68263180
I wanna head butt my teeth into his face
What's her story?
>>68263798
She's angry. Angry about elfs.
>>68263592
>tfw u will never have a insecure weakminded gf
>why live
damn I miss old /pol/ where actual content and discussion took place instead of teenagers clinging on to the newest meme fad.
embarrassing.
Ask them what have they ever done for this planet.
Sue them for sexual assault and win.
>>68263592
what the cuck? she used to be qt??
>>68263180
Sue for Sexual Harassment and possibly assault, Carl the cuck is rich so I'm sure I'll get a decent amount,
>>68263592
>angry SJW hanging around with sleeveless chads
Nice.
>>68263180
I look and hin dead in the eyes, lift my hand up and say:
I WANT BANSHEE TO SHIT ON ME PISS ON ME AND LAUGH AT MY TINY LITTLE DICK IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AS I SIT HERE ON MY KNEES
FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT MY ASS
DRESS ME UP IN A LITTLE HALF SHIRT THAT SAYS ''I LOVE TYRESE THE URBAN ZULU COCK ONLY"
GOD I LOVE URBAN ZULU AND I WILL NEVER HAVE HIS BIG BODY AND DICK
GIVE IT TO ME IN MY ASS
THAT'S WHERE I'VE BEEN GETTING IT FOR THE PAST EIGHT YEARS, IT'S FUCKING WIDE OPEN FOR YOU
TAKE MY MYSTERIES. TAKE MY PLOTLINES JUST TAKE IT. ANY WOMAN I'VE EVER LIKED? HAVE HER. TAKE HER. I'M YOUR BITCH
LITTLE BITCH BOY URBAN ZULU FAN
DRESS ME UP IN A DIAPER AND PUT ME IN THE GOD DAMN CAR SEAT
PUNCH ME
SLAP ME
HIT ME
CHOKE ME
MAKE IT HURT
I'M DUMB TO PAIN
HIT ME WITH YOUR HARDEST SHOT SO THAT I MAY FEEL
GIVE IT TO ME YOU SMUG SHIT EATING FUCKFACE
GIVE ME THE PAIN AND HUMILIATION I DESERVE
SIGN ME UP FOR A 'SO SORRY' SLAVE REENACTMENT
SIGN ME UP TO SPEAK AT A FEMINIST RALLY
SIGN ME UP TO BE THE WHITE GUY IN SOME KEKOLD PORN
WORLD'S BIGGEST MANGINA RIGHT HERE FOLKS
LET ME FEEL THE HATE
POOP ON ME
POOP ON MY CHEST
POUR FIRE ANTS ON MY LITTLE TINY BABY DICK
KICK ME
KICK ME IN THE BALLS
TIE MY HANDS UP AND CRUSH MY SACK OVER AND OVER AND OVER WITH A STEEL TOE BOOT
YES YOU ARE MY MASTER
YES MASTER I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK
YES MASTER I WILL EAT YOUR SHIT
YES MASTER YOU CAN HAVE MY PLOT LINES
YES MASTER I WILL TAKE YOUR GARBAGE
YES MASTER I WILL SWALLOW YOUR RICH CUM
YES MASTER I AM YOUR CUMSLUT
YES MASTER I AM YOUR RAGDOLL
YES MASTER, THE PAIN FEELS GOOD
YES MASTER, I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MY LIFE
YES MASTER, I AM TINY
YES MASTER, I AM PATHETIC
YES MASTER, I AM A LOSER
YES MASTER, I AM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
YES MASTER, I AM LUCKY TO HAVE YOU
YES MASTER, YOU OWN ME FOREVER AND ALWAYS
YES MASTER, I WILL NEVER DISOBEY YOU
YES MASTER, YOUR SHIT IS WARM AND IT FEELS GOOD
YES MASTER, YOU CONTROL MY THOUGHTS, YOU CONTROL MY WILL
SHIT ALL OVER ME YOU MASTER
>>68263180
I beat the shit out of him.
>>68264663
What the fuck
masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYlTTC-csk
>>68264663
Nice
>>68264663
kek'd
>>68263443
Carl would make a great housewife
>>68264663
>>68264877
I believe those are AIDS Skrillex lyrics, or something.
Kill myself for being at a rally.
Protests/rallies are the niggers kf the polical process. Stupid people gather, circlejerk, and overreact to everything because they are too stupid to lobby government, or do something actually of value.
>>68264663
>>68263180
Punch one of their faces into a pulp.
>>68264663
You okay there Chile?
who else /fuckingpunk/ here?
>>68263180
I report them to the social justice police for objectifying women
>>68263180
I think it depends which one it was. If it was the qt in the middle I'd probably be okay with it.
>>68263180
Cuck my life into pieces
This is my last bull to prep
Sucking, no breeding
Don't give a fuck if i cut my dick without breeding
Cuck my life into pieces
I've reached my last bull
Sucking, no breeding
Don't give a fuck if I cut my dick without breeding
Do you even care if I die without breeding?
What's the female equivalent of white knighting, /pol/?
Because this >>68263180 >>68263592 Maddy Banshee bitch is a total female white knight.
I thought AIDS Skrillex what the white knight, but it turns out that she is more of the white knight.
Apparently even her best pictures on Kikebook get no more than 3 likes, and get no recognition, including that one where she's all thin in that red costume.
What does this mean? She's a female who doesn't get any attention from normal guys, because she's soooooo fucking weird and autistic and dumb, that she has to pretend to be an SJW Bernie supporter so she can fit in with AIDS Skirllex's gang, not realksing that AIDS Skrillex would white knight for her anyway.
I always thought that the way she said ''Build a Wall'' was autistic.
She's was probably one of those freaky weird girls at school who spied around corners, and collected some autistic shit when she got home.
She's not a real SJW. She's just trying to fit in.
>>68263873
Fucking elfs.
>>68263180
I would lipsync them to some sick Dubstep-Drops Senpai
tell them they are white males too
>>68263180
Well, seeing as how I'm 5'10" 198 /fit/, I would pr Feed to beat their faces the fuck in because I'm not a bitch and I hate hate hate FUCKING HATE those faggots.
>>68263180
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Pic Related: It's me and my wife's daughter
>>68271292
lol i liek u
i still think aidsskrilly is the worst. talking about how he wants to suck a dick, lives w his mom, his super kewl band, and his WHITE MALE!
>>68263180
cap them
>>68263180
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvfhmhITkYY
C'MON, IT'S 2016!!
threadly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGpLriPGNwI
>>68265078
lol this also makes me realize how great tyler durden was during all this.
>>68263180
I check my privilege
>>68264663
>YOU CAN HAVE MY PLOT LINES
lost it right there
My girlfriend would probably snap and kick their asses because she's a spic.