Has anyone here served in the Military?
I have served in the IDF and the British Army.
sounds cool. any particular missions that stand out?
IDF + JIDF
>>68256829
The entire op herrick 6 with the Anglians.
/pol/ the place where the only ones who served there homeland were two jews.
>>68256745
Currently serving in the Canadian army
>>68256745
>>68258268
>>68256934
t. COD pro
>>68258268
>Canadian army
>>68258430
the military service is compulsory here
>>68256745
Why the fuck would you as a jew serve in the British army?
Greek artillery and Gidf
I am a special operator at a shitposting and sliding debt threads
>>68259667
Would you ever face danger in a full out war? YOu look like your on a comfy spot.
I'm currently in the British Army and have been for nearly 5 years. Currently a Lance-corporal, missed out on Herrick though which is a shitter.
>>68258436
Recce leads the way famalam
>>68256745
Served in the Spanish legion to avoid jail, had fun, they gave me nationality after 3 years serving
>>68259779
I would travel back in time to fight in the Rhodesian Bush War without hesitation
Serving in the Medical Corps of the Bundeswehr
US navy
>>68256745
I'm getting ready to ship for basic in a few months. 13B here cause my senpai cucked me out of a top secret clearance necessary for a better MOS.
>>68259779
I wss a conscript lifting and reloading the 50 kg missiles,so propably after the goofs of infantry stop covering my ass,some Turkish plane will tear me up in pieces
>>68260029
I had that. I was a nuke for the navy. You have to be some kind of fucking retard to not get TS. Either that or you have priors.
I literally got interviewed and it went something like this
>have you smoked pot?
>no
>you sure? you're from california
>yeah I'm sure
>you a faggot?
>no
>ok here's TS
Irish army, served in Chad for peacekeeping, fucking hated it, we're not made for that type weather and the locals made it worse so smelly.
>>68258436
>not knowing the tragic but valiant tale of the Charge of the Moose Brigade
>>68256745
Of course.
>>68256745
Marinefag here did 4 tours was in Fallujah in 04
>>68256745
>I have served in the IDF
You should hang yourself.
>>68260296
Got any stories?
>>68260333
Never forget
>>68260296
>Irish Army
>Peace keeping
>>68260418
What was the most crazy thing that ever happened to you?
>>68260296
I have a Green Beret cousin that just shipped to Chad. I was surprised to hear that, how shitty is it?
>>68259913
No, you would not.
>>68259930
Are you a fatty?
During my draft in the infantry in the late 90s all medics were fat as fuck and ugly as hell, male and female.
No.
Russian army is 2harcore4me.
My observations from working with Americans on training exercises etc is that
1) You are a lot more brainwashed to believe all that OORAH SEMPER FI WE'RE #1 stuff
and
2) you are treated like absolute shit because you can only sign up for 5 year terms.
Anyone care to agree/disagree?
Leaving to boot camp in 3 weeks, headed to naval station great lakes for 2 months then charleston for 2 years
can an russian tell me what naval infantry is like
might be joining
>>68260492
We were on patrol one day 15 miles from N'Djamena the capital, barren landscape, lots of tribal areas with Arabs, saw young african boys maybe 14-15 being castrated by Arab slave owners which is not unusual in parts of Africa under Arab influence. I wanted to intervene and shoot those arab scum so bad, but protocol prevented me from doing so. I hate the UN now because of shit like that. I still utterly respect the Irish army and had we been there without UN guidelines and restrictions, we would have intervened in that castration session. Arabs are worse than niggers. Trust me.
>>68260231
Nah they check your credit and my parents loaned my SSN to someone when I was young. The person bought a home when I was underage so it looked sketchy as fuck.
>>68260820
Navy corpsmen (medics for marines) are fucking nuts. Marines in general are god tier, and corpsmen are the closest you get to a marine without being one.
>>68260914
You're a nuke then
>>68260168
Haha, most people underestimate planes to much. One aircraft carrier can destroy a whole army.
>>68256745
US Navy.
Career.
Current in Connecticut doing boring office work.
Was in Japan, Guam, Cuba, Panama.
Best part about Cuba was no one cared what you did to detainees...at all. If you started beating one to death everyone looked the other way. CIA and MI5 operatives would often come and they always had thick black briefcases with AC outlets built into them. No idea what those boxes were. Every time they interrogated the lights would dim, a jet engine like sound and the loudest, deepest screams you'd imagine could come out of people.
I'd take a scooner out when those dudes were there and harpoon fish until I got yelled at to get back to my post.
I plan on returning to Japan for the duration of my active duty career then for the last few years go back to New York and recruit high school kids into the Navy.
>>68259449
I think he might be talking about the Irish Defence Forces, since people from Northern Ireland can serve in both
>>68260895
I absolutely agree on the first but its like a comical relief so its cool
I liked them though cuz they treated the conscripts in a friendly manner unlike the local sons of the bitches
>>68261118
Artillery man is destined to die by planes in any modern warfare.Its super effective
>be in US Marine Corps
>have a pog job
>just recently re enlisted and changed job to 0352 MOS
>mfw im crossing my fingers for the next war
>>68260820
1.85m with 75kg, I wanted to go to the army and study medicine, they let me combine that.
And I wouldn't consider me ugly either.
>>68260849
What? You don't want to go for the crimson barret?
>>68260914
>A-school
Enjoy. Good times.
>>68256745
Any medpacks you will see here have served in the Military my friend.
>>68261273
I know but it's fucking hard work after a while. If you have to have extended conversations with them it's tiring when they constantly big themselves up. They have no humility or sense of irony.
>>68261063
Yep I heard nuke school is a bitch but I'm looking forward to it
>>68257190
What was Ross Kemp like?
>>68261414
Ever been to charleston? If so what can you tell me about it, also how was boot camp for you (this is assuming you're us navy as well)
>>68261428
As have most of the manapacks.
>>68261063
Former corpsman here. Can confirm.
>>68261336
>What? You don't want to go for the crimson barret?
It would be cool, but still.
>>68261565
>choosing to be stuck in a metal dildo thousands of feet below the surface of water, with a hundred men...for months on end.
Are you a homosexual?
>mfw you get stuck at Pearl Harbor-Hickam and become a hulaboo eating poke 2 meals a day.
It'll happen...
>>68261630
Goose Creek? Never been.
>>68261927
I turned down sub service, when I complete school I'll be on aircraft carriers
>>68260532
oh fuck off
>>68262073
SO what about boot camp then
Wanted to serve the Brazilian army but got dismissed.
Gonna try to join the armed forces as an Officer aspirant though
>>68261024
Irish Army any good? Are they even recruiting right now with the cuts and all?
>>68259854
Regiment?
>>68262107
Floating target. At least you'll learn how to swab real well. Ride out your short term and use the GIBILL to go to school.
>>68259854
Same, minus a couple of years.
>>68262193
A-school is fun. You'll enjoy it.
>>68257759
Served enlisted in USMC for 4 years, commissioned in US Army active duty for 5, and currently in National Guard.
A little over 2 years worth of time in Iraq
>>68260914
HAHAHA fucking Nuke your life is FUCKED.
t. M Divver in Groton. I hate my life.
>>68256745
US Army National Guard, I am a 68E(medico)
I work in a med detachment so I really do not do anything, just get like 300 bucks a month(sgt) and I just get college paid by the federal government
also fuck niggers
>>68262461
No it's fucking not. The entire nuke pipeline sucks donkey dick.
>>68259860
I have a buddy in a recce unit in Canadian army. They just got back from JRTC in the US, if that rings any bells.
>>68261241
I know. I've been reading a bit about WW1. It used to be impossible to destroy artillery back then. Luckily things have balanced out with aircraft and stingers.
>>68256745
US Army SF Airborne
3 tours Afghanistan
Multiple active engagements
>>68262610
Are you a nuke? How can you confirm this? I figured the nuke pipeline is hard as shit but I don't know much about it as I'm not there yet
>>68262523
What makes you say that?
>>68262523
That dude was killed not too long ago. Metalhead kike from California whose Grandfather is an ADL chairmen. LOL.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Yahiye_Gadahn
>>68262610
Shh. It's fun.
:^)
plus sign airforce
been thinking of joining USAF
any Americans can tell me what to expect? Also thinking of doing OCS so I can get something better than just enlisted I guess.
>>68261630
Charleston is great. It's like a classier New Orleans and not as dirty.
>>68262918
Will I have any time to do anything around town while being in the nuke pipeline?
>>68262878
>chair force
Good branch for typical lurkers
>>68261893
I was joking, the tryouts for the Crimson Berrets are insane. You have to be at your peak of mental and physical fitness to have a slightly chance. And even if you endure all, they still can turn you down.
>>68256745
Active duty US army used to be in third ranger battalion, got kicked out cause I'm an alcoholic currently in the 173rd ABCT in Italy.
>>68262716
"active engagements".
>>68263008
what would I really expect to do?
Pilot drones?
Mechanic?
keep in mind i'm pretty shit, I just feel like I don't belong anywhere anymore and I've been quite miserable in Uni. Will the military help me get over that?
>>68262997
I wasn't in nuke pipeline, I was there while in USMC out on remount road.
With that said, I routinely saw sailors out and about in Charleston and the surrounding beaches on the weekends.
Most seemed happy.
>>68262745
Yes. MMN2/SS.
When you get to boot camp during your 2nd or 3rd week you'll be taken out of the general population and stuck in a room with 2 Master Chiefs who will pull your name out of a hat and assign you to be a Mechanic, Electrician, or Reactor Operator.
The school isn't hard unless you're dumb or lazy. You'll be locked in the Rickover building, and depending on how smart you are you'll have to do extra study hours after work.
It's not hard, just really, really gay. Do not get married. Do not sub vol. Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
>>68258268
kek almost had me champ
Yes. German soldiers have the strength and the spirit, but everything is underfunded.
Yes, because we have conscription. I was a radar operator in air defense, which was pretty easy and fun.
>>68263427
is the thing about broos replacing rifles true?
>>68263485
Well I still got to use a rifle.
>>68256745
Yes. Nine years in the RAF.
My last six years was on JHSU - joint helicopter support unit. Joint British Army and RAF. We did underslung loads on helicopters; mainly chinook and wessex, and were tasked with moving troops and equipment as fast as possible.
Most of it was within theatre of operation - tactical. Some was between theatres - strategic.
Loads of travelling. We could get to very inhospitable places and I remember some very unpleasant tasks.
My old unit has been renamed to RAF MAOT- mobile air operations teams.
The music in this vid is awful. I didn't make it, so apologies. But it shows the type of work I did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl9UZROP7kk
Which regiment were you with? And why IDF?
My service was years ago. I joined in '86 at the age of 18 and left in 1995.
I hate war. It's awful.
>>68263477
I was a conscript too, fun times.
Actually a field radar operator aswell.
>>68263619
Is the name Wermacht banned? Do they alude to the WW2/1 levels of greatness in training or is it very PC?
>>68263322
When did you finish the pipeline? I scored a 95 afqt and qualified as nuke bravo, took the NAPT and passed so I decided to jump on the nuke field. I'm not lazy so I think I'll be good and I'm assuming I don't have any say as to whether I'm an MM, EM, or ET then. That's no big deal to me though as I really wasn't sure which of the 3 I wanted to do anyay. I turned down sub vol because it sounds shitty honestly
>>68256745
always wanted to join but id be raped on account of my male breasts
>>68263739
Oh, nice. You probably covered half of your country with a single field radar :-D
>>68256745
I want to join the airforce, good idea?
>>68263322
Also, in your mind what are the benefits of being a nuke?
>>68263926
seconding
I want to know as much as possible
>>68256745
Served in the US Army. 3rd ID.
Served during the surge just south of Baghdad.
>>68263797
Entered the pipeline in August of 2012, left it in August 2016. Stayed in Charleston the entire time. I was on the 626 for prototype.
Boot camp is easy, the school is gay.
Ask any questions you have
>>68263427
Comrade serves in the Luftwaffe, he says they switch the gearboxes from one UH-1 to the other to show all are "operational"
>>68263485
We get our G36 replaced by probably the M416 with an elongated barrel
>>68263758
We are an army without tradition in the WW1/2 armies however they were some things are taken positively from the WW2 like some army reforms.
Trying to express the Bundeswehr as Wehrmacht can get you kicked out.
>>68264123
Shit meant to say I left August 2014. I don't time travel, I swear.
>>68264169
TOO LATE
HOW WELL IS TRUMP DOING IN AUGUST YOU TIME TRAVELLING FAGGOT
>>68264241
Bernie died of old age. Hillary had a scandal where it turned out she had a dick, so she lost all support in every state but California, Cruz got deported. Kasich was assassinated.
Trump declared winner by default.
>>68256745
They removed the mandatory service the year i should have been drafted
about to be shipped off desu senpai
going into RE 42 rgt
What did the routine look like for boot camp? In terms of week by week but also daily. I've been told boot camp is easy but annoying as fuck
>>68264470
thank you time travelling milfag you are my greatest ally
Any tank guys here?
T-64b1m gunner of ua national guard (azov regiment), currently in eastern ukraine.
>>68264123
How did boot camp go in terms of the routine? And what can I expect from the pipeline? When you left boot camp for south Carolina how did you get there and what do the accommodations look like in charleston
BTW thanks for the help anon
>>68256745
96B - United States Army
>>68264803
die
>>68264550
Week 1: P Days. You wear your PT uniform everywhere and fill out a bunch of paperwork and get a bunch of shots so that you don't die.
Week 2: Nuke Raffle and Swim class. You only need to know the very basics of swimming.
Week 3: Babby's First gun lesson. First knowledge test.
Week 4: Babby's second gun lesson
Week 5 & 6: Drill time! Second knowledge test
Week 7: "Hell Week" where you take your final tests, final PRT, and you do some gay shit with marching
Week 8: Battle stations and graduation.
--
Daily:
-Wake up
-Eat
-Do nothing
-Eat again
- Maybe do something, but more than likely not
-Eat
-Shower
-Lights out
-Gay fun time~~
>>68256745
Yes. '86-'87 in Sweden.
>>68264803
What the fuck are you still doing there, guy who's totally not stealing pics from 2ch.
>>68265008
Seems easy yet lame tbqh, what's there to do for "fun time" in charleston
>>68256745
Croatian voluntary military service
anyone 10th gen. Gasinci, on /pol/ by any chance?
>>68256745
6 years as an FC in the USN. Still not sure if I want to re-enlist or land a defense contracting job.
>>68265353
I almost went AECF but decided on a nuclear contract instead
>>68264811
>And what can I expect from the pipeline?
A school and Power school: Death by Powerpoint. A school you wear your NWUs, Powerschool you wear your NSUs. You wear your dress uniform every friday because of graduations.
Prototype: Self paced. Run around begging people for check outs. Standing watch on an old as fuck "boat" which breaks down every 2 weeks and extends your time in the pipeline.
>When you left boot camp for south Carolina how did you get there
They fly you do there in a commercial plane. You wear your blues and have all civilians kiss your ass and all the active/retired military snicker because they know you're Fresh as fuck.
>and what do the accommodations look like in charleston
If you're single you get a barracks room, which has a shower, sink, fridge/freezer, microwave, bunk bed, and a closet. It's like a college dorm except you gotta keep it clean.
Served in the artillery regiment
M109 are fun !
>>68265189
Literally everything. Charleston is one of the biggest tourist destinations in the country.
I'd recommend staying away from the strip clubs, but if you must go, go to Stiletto's
>>68265427
Yeah. I joined AECF to be an ET. Got dicked with FC instead. It's all good though. The schools dipped into some college credits I needed anyways.
>>68265638
How are the girls in charleston? I'm from miami so I've had my faircshare of Qt3.14 Latinas so meeting southern chicks sounds great, hopefully they aren't anywhere near as loud or psychotic
>>68265155
Nothing at the moment, training and shit. They don't allow us to use heavy weapons now. Pics are mine.
>>68256829
army, 19k
>>68266000
>How are the girls in charleston
Slutty. When I picked my apartment in Prototype I picked the one closest to the college campus.
But do not get married.
>>68265510
1. Sounds gay but it could be worse other than your boat breaking down
2. I'm assuming that flight to charleston is pretty much immediately after graduation
3. I'm also assuming you have a roommate in your barracks, is it permitted to have beer in your room if you're 21+?
>>68266050
why do you eat DPR babies?
>>68266187
Damn that's exactly what I'm gonna do good call based nuke bro, and marriage sounds like a really shitty idea. It would be pretty epic to to run into you in the fleet but I doubt that will happen
>>68266211
>1. Sounds gay but it could be worse other than your boat breaking down
You're not the one fixing it, and I enjoyed the downtime, but I was also 20% ahead all the way through Prototype so I just left for the day.
The boat you're on will be a decom'd sub that was gutted and towed to Charleston to be used for training.
>2. I'm assuming that flight to charleston is pretty much immediately after graduation
I had my graduation at 8 in the morning, got to hand out with my then-girlfriend and mom for the night, got back at 10pm, and left for the Air Port at like 5 AM.
>3. I'm also assuming you have a roommate in your barracks, is it permitted to have beer in your room if you're 21+?
Yeah you'll have a room mate unless you get put in SkipJack or Nautilaus which are single rooms.
If your room mate is 21+ you may have alcohol (At least that's how it was 3 years ago, rules may have changed), but I always kept my shit in my car and would smuggle it in A&W bottles later.
>>68266224
Why would you say that? We just smash them with tanks.
>>68256745
Canadian Army and YPG
>>68266565
Do you guys still take volunteers?
>>68257190
how did the afghans treat ya?
pic related, I've heard bad stories
>>68266362
Don't be a shit bag or a dumb ass and the pipeline will go smooth as silk for you.
Enjoy the pipeline as it's the only place in the military where you'll work set hours, and never on weekends, and you don't stand duty and you do it for 2 years.
>>68266531
My recruiters told me the number 1 cause for people failing the pipeline is ARIs, how true is that?
>>68266716
Yep, but only ua citizens.
>>68267471
100% true. Attrition rate is mainly due to people tapping (Quitting), alcohol, or being a piece of shit and getting kicked out.
For the 2 years I was there I think I saw less than 5 people actually FAIL out. The instructors there will bend over backwards to ensure you'll past because the instructors are generally sea returnee's and you're going to be relieving their buddies in the fleet.
was in mortar eating dirt and sitting in cold forest for 6mo. Mandatory here. 80% of adult male populance have been in army so going to civil service instead would be instacuck for rest of your life
>>68267725
What's prototype like? Is there an actual reactor on the 626?
>>68256745
Submariner here. 15 years.
>>68261024
Stopping Niggers from breeding sounds pretty based to me.
Does the Irish army let you carry real guns?
>>68260532
t. the enlightened euphoric redpiller
>>68267893
Both in New York and Charleston (Where the 4 prototypes are) have active functioning nuclear reactors.
Prototype is USUALLY great, but I went through during the "Qual-pocolypse" so it kind of sucked for me.
But for Prototype...
For the first month you'll be put on "off crew" where you work standard time and get weekends off. Your goal is to get fucking check outs (Ask people for knowledge checks).
The remaining 5 months you'll be put in 1 of 4 crews working rotating shift work and your goal will also be to get check outs.
As long as you make your check out quota (Delta) nobody gives a shit about you and you get put on reduced hours.
Prototype is generally 12 hours a day. If you're not a shithead it's 10, if you are it's 16. Once you qualify (Which a retarded monkey can do) it's """"8""""".
Also you'll probably be put on hold for 4-6 months between power school and prototype.
>>68256745
Serbian Land Army, 2 years.
>>68268144
I know you're there. Sonar said they heard you hours ago.
>IDF
>>68256829
U.S Army, 8 years
>>68268631
kek this gif
mr krabs is a jew too
>>68268510
lol what the hell am I gonna be doing when I'm on hold then
>>68256745
>thank you for your cervix
>>68268631
This fucking gif is God tier
>>68268887
Drinking and bitches, man. You're getting paid to do essentially nothing.
>>68268584
>first person from this region besides me
shit its lonely here
what was it like in the serbian army?
>>68269035
Sounds like a solid 4 to 6 months to me hahaha
>AIDF
I regularly ensure our burgers are represented fairly all across the net.
>>68261053
That's criminal as shit
>>68269129
Yeah there's a few holds for you.
Before A school class up you have a hold (Can't remember name).
Between A and P school there's T-Track which is about 1-7 weeks.
And because prototype is a fucking 50 year old boat, the hold is like 4-6 months. You'll get paid to essentially show up to muster, pretend to clean something for a few hours (Which you'll use to just bullshit with your friends) and told there's nothing to do so go home.
>>68269375
Jesus half this shit sounds like waiting around, drinking, and eating shit
>>68268752
Oy vey.
>>68269026
Thanks goy, would you consider donating a shekel?
>>68269535
2/3 are correct. The Galley (food place) in Charleston is literally the best Galley of every single fucking military base in the world.
>>68269540
And make a filthy kike even richer? I don't think so.
>>68269661
What makes you say that?
>>68269761
Because the other galleys require lower standards.
Every Friday in Charleston is Lobster and Steak day, and there's always a chicken bar every day.
The Galley is fucking God-tier in Charleston and I miss it everyday that I eat the slop my lazy CS's make.
>>68269710
>>68269057
It was actually fun and not like something you'd see in Full Metal Jacket where I'd get yelled the shit out of. It wasn't too special either, it was just like any other army, wake up, follow orders rinse and repeat. Apart from during the training, I never actually shot a bullet. There wasn't much to do, really.
I mostly used to be on patrol and I would get extra food since my job was more difficult (marenda), chocolate, cigarettes and some juice, since I didn't (and still don't) smoke, I would exchange a pack of cigarettes for other sweets and by the time I went back home I had so much candy I had a whole bag dedicated to it. Don't have really much to say, I actually found it enjoyable but there wasn't anything significant.
Some older people I know who served the army between 1979 and 1980 told me lots of much cooler stories, than mine, if you wanna hear them instead.
>>68270263
I sure do.
>>68268588
If you heard us its because we wanted you too.
>>68270623
Must have really hated Putin then, because once we asked Obama to take the shot he called Putin to brag.
>>68269936
Holy shit that's fucking awesome, how do you go about having family visit you?
>>68261336
>75kg
does that qualify as man?
>>68270843
Call them and ask them to come visit you. You can always fill out a special request chit if you want to have days off to visit them.
Once you get placed on liberty nobody gives a fuck what you do unless you get in trouble.
>>68270446
Eh, coming up.
>>68269057
>>68270263
Anyway, anon, how was Croatian army?
>>68271037
How's liberty and leave work?
>>68267583
you're cunts and you're going to loose the war, do you meditate on that fact during your day?
>>68271278
Liberty is a general term used for hours outside of "Designed working hours."
In the military you get paid 24/7, but liberty is time where you don't work. Example: Your job is 0800 - 1500. Anytime outside of those hours is liberty.
HOWEVER, you can put a Chit (Request form) in for Special Liberty (< 3 days) or Leave (Which you automatically accumulate every month) which gets signed off by the CO granting you the ability to not show up to work that day.
>>68271715
So if I wanted to take a trip somewhere I would fill that form out ahead of time and submit it to my CO for him to approve it. Is that possible to do while in the pipeline?
>>68271942
It's possible to do, but it doesn't mean your CO won't be a dick and write "STFU fgt" on your chit and reject it.
Did my service in the special forces as a cadet reserve officer. Went through some nice units and ended up an instructor for future reserves in the green berrets.
>joining the army any time post WWII
Damn what a bunch of goys. Enjoy killing yourselves for a bunch of corrupt politicians and arms manufacturers.
Pic related, I was a gunner. 12 month conscription, was fun as hell.
>>68272067
Of course lmao
>>68272334
Haha yeah silly goys imagine cucking yourself to Israel just for solid pay, benefits, a catered-to-lifestyle and a pension hahaha dumb
Thank you for your input, edgelord-san
>>68260895
Marines are insecure as fuck m8.
has anyone here done the all-arms commando course? what's it like?
Frogman, did four tours, ask me anything
>soldiers
WEW
MoD logistics here.
served as an aganger in the navy, best 5 years that id never want to relive
>>68273983
How many Ex-wives do you currently have?
>>68274836
Sorry bud, opsec
>>68272347
meno vitun yläaste
>>68266844
Starves for hundreds of years
Eats only potatoes
You should kill your self
>>68275052
So a minimum of 2? That's marine baseline ex-wife status. They were probably all bitches anyways.
>>68256745
Should be shipping out to San Antonio later this year for the US Air Force.
>>68258268
Here's the hole that never heals
The more you rub it, the better it feels.
etc.
>>68275498
Woah bud, can't talk about that sorry, opsec
Why are there no Aussies in this thread?
>>68261002
As an officer I hope.
>>68275943
>>68275052
This is good shitposting
US Marine here
Could be worse
>>68256745
Infantry here.
Served in 2010
