>THE SHEMITAH IS OCCURING FOR REAL THIS TIME, ANON
>SELL YOUR STOCKS AND BUY GOLD ANON
FUCK YOU /POL/ I BOUGHT GOLD AND SOLD OFF MY WHOLE PORTFOLIO BECAYAE YOU SAID THE SHEMITAH WAS OCCURING...
FUCK
Last time I ever listen to you fucking morons
You should have read the pol is satire threads
From now on you will be more careful
>>68251005
I DID AND YOU FUCKERS SAID "THE POL IS SATIRE" IS SATIRE
IS THIS TRULY THE WORST BOARD ON 4CHAN?
/pol/ is satire
>>68251005
This
>>68250839
QUICK PUT ALL YOUR MONEY INTO PORKCHOPS FUTURES
ITS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL HOLD ITS VALUE
>He trusted /pol9k/
>>68251005
Yeah, but denbts ain't satire, they are real - fucking pay denbts now
>flag
>>68250839
>>68250839
Don't buy in yet. It's bound to happen any week now.
>>68253033
Yes that's a good idea. Greece pays debts so Germany has more money to import more shitskins.
>>68250839
>purchasing the shiny malleable jew
...lol...
I told you this was stupid.
I always tell everyone this is stupid.
If There's one thing i know its never trust the whole "happening market crash" threads
They're a bunch of shit and if they're not scared on /biz/ then it don't matter
>>68250839
Wait until you sell gold to buy into the market only to have it crash 20% immediately.
You do realize this election cycle is going exactly the way 2008 went right?
The economy is gonna tank hard and get handed off to the next guy, Trump in this scenario.
This is the new normal, we are good until late spring/early summer. At that point moving forward the chances of an economic collapse continues to rise and is greatest risk during late presidential run through handing over the presidency in January.
Screen-cap this.
>>68254072
And what if it doesn't happen, for the 10th time? Where do we cash in your screencap?
This fear mongering is retarded. You guys can't predict a fucking crash, if people could predict it they'd be billionaires right now.
>>68254072
Don't need to screencap, you're probably right. World is goin to shit, just enjoy the ride and get pumped for the plunge.
>>68254394
>It's going to shit
>s&p500 keeps rising and rising
>America's GDP makes it the powerhouse of the world
Why do people with no understanding of economics give them their fear mongering opinions?
>>68254630
>Stock market and economy goes tits up around every decade or so
>It's been around a decade since the last major market tits-up
The person with no understanding of economics is the one pretending markets never fuck up and cause lots of financial suffering for investors.
Actually, do me a favor, wait until of the beginning of August 2016 and dump your entire life savings on the market, please be sure to convince your friends and family to sell everything they have so they can make a profit as well.
>>68250839
Related?
>Shanghai Composite Rallies Above 3,000 as Margin Debt Curbs Ease
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-03-21/china-s-stocks-head-for-longest-winning-streak-in-10-months
>>68250839
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>>68255160
>Timing the market
You have no clue about anything.
YOU CANT PREDICT CRASHES. YES THEY WILL HAPPEN
BUT YOU DONT KNOW *WHEN*.
If you knew you'd be shorting the s&p at "highs" and buying back in at the bottom. Do you do that? If so, are you a billionaire? No you aren't shut up
>>68255160
So you predict August 2016?
OK if you're so confident why don't you short leveraged s&p ETFs?
>>68255160
Well? How much have you made off predicting crashes, brobeans?
Hello am I speaking to a millionaire crash predictor?
>>68250839
kek pleb not putting your money into tasty waffles
>>68250839
never trust internet memes. some people probably wanted to sell gold and boosted the price a little bit with some made up lies.
same shit happened with bitcoin. When it got shilled the most, the price was the highest, but then it just kept dropping..
>>68250839
>Falling for jewish trick that easily, yet STILL having money to invest.
That's what you get for being a pleb. I'm impressed you actually have any money to invest in the first place though.
>>68259665
This.
Pol is the worst place to ever listen for advice.
The fact that they have a happening thread everyday and most are NEETs should tell you something.
>>68250839
>investing in gold for the short term
Sorry to break it you leafcuck, but you're a retard. Gold is currency, paper is not. It is one of the most reliable ways of storing value. I'd even say the best one when shit hits the fan. It should be used as a safety stock by paranoid fucks or rich millionaires to cover their bases.
There are no big gains to be made in it. You need something with more risk and fluctuation for that. It is a storage of value. Paper and bits may become worthless, but gold won't.
>>68261869
Why won't shiny metal become worthless?
>>68250839
Did you day trade again, leaf?
Don't do that.
>>68250839
Meh, I didn't liquidate any of my index funds but I'm still red YOY. Either way hasn't been good.
>>68254072
Yeah there's no way the powers behind the scenes are going to let the market crash before Trump potentially becomes POTUS. That's just too good of an opportunity for them to pass.
>>68261628
So get the fuck out then ya moron.
Nobody forced you to do anything.
Your own retardation led you down the path you are on.
>>68262780
because everyone likes shiny metal but not everyone likes papers with a foreign leaders face on it
>>68263877
Any scenario where the US dollar becomes worthless will also result in gold being worthless.
>>68263532
I'm not op you retard
