Seems like old John Oliver has put out another hit piece on trump, this time the wall.
He's got a point. It looks pretty retarded and is anti freedom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8dCYocuyI
>>68242920
wut?
>>68243023
Also viral marketing.
>>68243065
You guys are fucking retarded. I want to see that orange orangutan win, but his wall is a fucking stupid idea.
>>68243165
>wall
>stupid idea
Pick one
>>68242866
Anti-Freedom? Ok
Now get him to say that about the Israeli border wall as well since its also "anti-freedom" too.
>>68242866
How does ppl find this guy funny?
Why don't these fags go back to England and try to uncuck that mudslime stronghold.
>>68243225
Dude, there are people who lost 2/3 of their land because the government took their land when they constructed George Bushes fence. And this is in Taxes.
Do you support the government taking your land?
>>68242866
I MEAN, HUH, COME OOOOOOOOOOON
>>68243165
No you don't, your'e just trying to pretend to be "one of us" so you'r shitty spam thread will not be deletead.
Stop spamming your current year man, start a thread with your own arguments. Nobody here feels like giving him youtube views.
>>68243264
Liberals find women comedians funny.
The bar for what's considered comedy isn't very high
>>68242866
Wow this guy is really obsessed with Trump eh?
If I was Don I'd put out a press release formally requesting Jon Oliver keep my nuts out of his mouth for longer than five seconds.
>>68243264
They don't. The people who watch this show do it because they know that he will never challenge their view of the world. And when people call him out for spreading lies he can just go "we're a Comedy show."
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>>68243165
There's already part of a wall. How is finishing it a bad idea?
>>68243367
In Taxes? How's your nation doing post apartide? I see education is suffering.
>>68242866
Mexico, Israel, and South Korea all built walls to keep foreign threats out, and they do pretty damn well. Israel's terror attacks went down by 90% after they built the wall.
Saudi Arabia is building a huge fucking wall right now on the Iraqi border to keep ISIS out. (pic related)
It's almost as if people respond logically to threats if you let them. However, why can't America do this? Oh yeah, because we're mostly white, and whites aren't allowed to defend themselves in the leftist mindset.
Also, don't act like it's a money issue; when Obama spent (and Bernie and Shillary plan to spend) 600 gorillion shekels on their policies.
When is John Oliver gonna ever question Hillary? Probably never, because he's just another mouthpiece for the globalist establishment who gets payed a hefty sum by Jews to sit on his ass and make unfunny "jokes" and disparage white people.
I doubt you're actually South African, because real South Africans are too afraid of getting necklaced by communist apes to be supporters of leftism.
>>68243223
It's gonna cost $17 billion.
Maintenance will cost the same amount in seven years.
Completely KEKED
In business, there is a concept that pushes the idea that people should remember to focus on the actual problem that is being dealt with, instead of fixating on any solution. Having or not having a wall, is not the actual problem. The existence of Mexicans within the US is not the actual problem. The actual problems are related to employment, wages, and taxation. There are probably more effective ways to remedy the real problem, if politicians weren't so obsessed with exterminating Mexicans.
>>68243367
Israel did the same thing.
What's the difference? Oh wait I know what you'll say "BECAUSE JEWS HAVE BEEN HATED BY OTHERS FOREVER!"
So have whites, Asians, hell even Africans. So again, call out Israel for having a wall, and then we'll talk.
>>68243367
If I was unfortunate or retarded enough to own land directly on the border I'd rather have it usurped by the government and be compensated for far more than it's worth than to allow it to become continuously worthless due to border-hopping spics.
>>68243625
Ok this is a shill thread.
Where does sage go?
>slimey limey
>having relevant points
>ever
remember its always current year guys
>>68243805
Facts are uncomfortable, aren't they.
And our wall is fucking effective, although it keeps people in their zones, people who actually really want to get into Israel due to their ideology.
And you think that the USA can't build an effective wall to stop mexican financial migrants? America is not south Africa you faggot.
>>68243924
You mean the facts about how Israel's wall works? Yea no way your slimey limey can counter that.
>>68243625
>17 billion
It'll cost like 8-10 billion honestly. Trump knows people and has been in the construction business for quite some time. Let's assume it was 25b like the faghat said, cutting benefits from illegals will easily make enough to cover those costs within a year.
>>68243165
The wall is figurative, m8.
>>68242866
>watches John Oliver
>calls others retarded
whew lad
>>68242866
>be me
>see empty bait thread
>open it
>it now has 30 replies
good job /pol/
>>68243924
Assuming that you're white, you're about to be pushed out of your country by browns who will undoubtedly turn it into a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Now you criticize us for trying to prevent that from happening here. Who's really denying facts?
>>68243965
>>68244060
Notice he keeps dodging talk about the Israeli wall.
>hurr my 10.5 billion
Meanwhile
http://www.cnbc.com/2014/07/31/how-dods-15-trillion-f-35-broke-the-air-force.html
someone post the image from /k/ about the israel Palestine wall thats cheap but stops rpgs and shit
>>68242866
who the fuck is this guy and why is he a meme? i've watched some of his shows on yt and he is totaly unfunny.
>>68243576
Make no mistake, I'm a centrist who want's to gas retarded ideologues on the left and right.
Good luck with that 25ft concrete, steel-reinforced wall.
To save 115 billion a year. Sounds like a bargain
>>68242866
Marketing is against the rules...
Enjoy the deleted thread
>>68244316
>I'm a centrist who want's to gas retarded ideologues on the left and right
>>>/plebbit/
>>68242866
Trump is a fucking maniac.
>>68244221
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING SHILL?
MAYBE IT'S TIME TO LET THIS """"THREAD"""" DIE, HUH?
sry 4 yelling
>>68243065
>>68243397
"the good jew"
>>68243397
>Nobody here feels like giving him youtube views.
/thread
>>68242866
>implying he is not right
>>68244316
>Good luck with that 25ft concrete, steel-reinforced wall.
You say that like it's hard to build.
Americans are nowhere near as incompetent as south africans. Hows your famine going btw? Maybe stop living in dirt huts and favelas then maybe then you can talk shit.
>>68242866
>anti-freedom
It's anti-Mexican freedom, pro-American freedom. You know, national sovereignty and such. We can't allow a foreign country to send it's people to us and use demographic engineering to, over time, gain geopolitical advantages over us.
>>68242866
>anti freedom
I already know you won't answer this, but how is a wall "anti-freedom"?
I didn't hear any of these complaints when Israel put up a wall.
>>68244316
>im a centrist
>i want to kill people for having beliefs I don't hold
lol okay
>>68243625
54 dollar a person sign me right the fuck up
God, I love you guys, but this wall is seriously going to cost him the election when that sith lord Hillary comes after him.
Hopefully she get imprisoned though
>>68243625
That's nothing, especially compared to what immigration costs.
>>68244316
Should be easy.
>>68244316
We have the technology and skill for it. We just need the mats and the OK to start building it.
>>68244614
Silence, Bongo.
>>68242866
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance and the wall never sleeps.
Only ultra-cuck commies would want you to think otherwise.
>>68242866
It''s too bad he gets so many likes. My dislike won't even leave a dent.
>>68244614
>>68244614
>God, I love you guys
Why? Britain is directly responsible for South Africa turning to shit.
I'm surprised that the UK is filled with Boer terrorists. Give them a little taste of Mandella.
>>68243625
>17 billion
So? America isn't paying for it. And even if they were....
This chart shows how the cost of the wall would factor into fed spending. Top one shows full construction costs+maintenance if it was built in 2015, bottom one shows full maintenance cost if it was only maintained in 2015. This is using a higher $ estimate from an article on the left leaning CNN's website.
>>68243625
>>68244100
Irrelevant.
Mexico is paying for the wall.
>>68244614
Fuck off. Countries have walls around their borders. If your'e so worried about wasting money make a thread about the welfare state you cunt
>>68244614
Stfu shill and respond to this
>>68244060
Stop dodging it you tard
>>68243625
Illegals cost the US 113 billion ANNUALLY. I don't care if the wall is 30 billion, it'd be worth it
>>68244824
>>68244491
>>68243397
>>68243965
Greatest ally bringing the bantz
Why is America standoing for an ugly britcucks attempts to influencean election? The show should be boycotted. Who are some major sponsors of this shit?
>>68243625
Mexico is going to pay for the wall
IMO a wall won't be effective compared to
>Marijuana legalization
>E-verify at every job, contract or otherwise
>Contractors/business owners given felony charges for hiring illegals
>English made the national language
>A housing act requiring citizenship verification for renters and home buyers, any sellers/leasses who violate will be facing down criminal charges, million dollar fines
>Criminal charges for harboring an illegal.
>sieze western union moneygrams or otherwise going to Mexico - this is important - make all cash transfers to Mexico illegal
We can do all of this first, but you add all these things together and build wall and it'll be perfection, you will barely need to deport anyone
>>68244824
A thought occurs. If America is going to have a wall, it should be built as an awesome tourist location like China has. Pretty stone architecture. Gift shops. Restaurants. Little museums about people that nobody has ever heard of. "I walked the line, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
>>68244765
But ladders and ropes.
>>68243065
>>68243397
>>68243965
>>68244491
>>68244824
"Oy vey you're not fooling me I've seen these tactics used against the goyium"
Chump supporters are so stupid they don't understand that half of the illegals flew in legally and overstayed their visa.
Fucking waste of time and money.
>>68245062
He's not even a citizen. Oliver can be deported.
>>68245520
>Marijuana legalization
it's like you think they'll just suddenly stop pouring in drugs. they'll pour in more of the harder drugs.
>>68245535
Sniper range when?
>>68245562
I am a quadruple agent best ally, even I don't know who's side I'm on
>anti-freedom
since when is it Americans responsibility to ensure freedom for non US citizens?
>>68242866
I like that all of slimey limey's arguments about how a wall won't stop people are rebutted in Trumps immigration policy plan on his fucking website.
>>68243650
> the existence of Mexicans within the US
> not the actual problem
you must be new here :)
>>68245576
No more visas for Mexico.
>>68245576
>Chump
Is this the new Drumpf? Very low energy insult
GOP primary voters don't care. They are America's dumbest people.
>>68245589
I'd like to imagine he'll be deported by Trump, but Nixon tried to deport John Lennon for most of his presidency, and he couldn't pull it off.
>>68245576
LOW ENERGY
>>68242866
>is anti freedom.
Anti freedom to break the law??
>>68245890
He's right, though.
>>68242866
>being this butthurt about how not having a wall completely ruined your country
>>68245576
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_immigration_to_the_United_States#Visa_overstay
>The Pew Hispanic Center estimates that 6–7 million immigrants came to the United States via illegal entry, accounting for probably a little over half of the total population
>According to Pew, between 4 and 5.5 million foreigners entered the United States with a legal visa, accounting for between 33–50% of the total population.[21] A tourist or traveler is considered a "visa overstay" once he or she remains in the United States after the time of admission has expired. The time of admission varies greatly from traveler to traveler depending on the visa class into which they were admitted. Visa overstays tend to be somewhat more educated and better off financially than those who entered the country illegally
While illegal immigration is a problem generally, we get more people from illegal entry and they generally cost more money since they are lower educated bringing less money into the country.
Even then, visa overstays are a problem that should be dealt with better, but the airline and other industries heavily resist attempts to measure non-US citizens at time of exit since the US only has the concept of international arrivals and not "in-transit" areas in airports (e.g. flights departing the US to international destinations are not subject to exit controls).
>Some experts also note that a sizable number of those who overstayed their visas are highly skilled workers who come under the H-1B program or are foreign students.
In any event, strengthen the border controls and better track visa overstays and reduce illegal immigration as a general rule.
>the fucking comment section
libtards pls
>>68242866
https://youtu.be/1Gfpyz8zRGs
>>68245589
They could refuse to renew his visa (no idea what class he is in now, he was on a visitor visa in 2008) but that would probably be appealed and garner controversy.
>he actually says "come on america" and "wake up"
>>68242866
Well, if famed economist and construction manager John Oliver says the wall can't be built, it must be true.
>lelelelel wall costs soooooo much money dummy trump
>doesn't mention how much illegal spics cost us and how much those savings would offset the cost of the wall
Top shill current year man
>>68242866
I want to watch this, but is it actually funny or more depressing? I can't deal with depressing things right now. Today was literally the worst day ever and I feel like this shit could push me over the edge.
>>68247019
Both ways. He basically highlights a one sided story as he preaches to the choir (a young audience that already agrees with him) as he name calls trump and calls him a racist/xenophobic person for wanting to control immigration. That's depressing.
On the other hand, watching his increasing desperation was mildly entertaining for me.
I'd put this video at a skip. Take pride knowing that he's getting flustered and desperate without watching it and noticing his young audience back him because they're so impressionable.
>>68245576
>only half
please leave, Zach
>>68245713
You truly are our greatest ally, Ezekiel Shoaberg
>>68247207
I find it really funny (working with a lot of legal immigrants; H1-B, L-1, green card from latter two) on how they hate trump wanting to stop illegal immigration. They went through the effort to come in legally, with a company that actually pays foreign workers when no qualified foreign talent exists, and helps them work towards a green card, and they're against people devaluing that by not following the proper channels.
He also fails to understand that Visa overstays are generally better educated with more money than people who otherwise cross the border illegally.
And the $100B figure is hilarious.
>>68242866
>implying ill increase this fags views on youtube
>>68247187
Alright then. Thanks.
>>68247656
just delete your web history after you watch it
>>68244614
Imagine how much better your country would be if apartheid walled nigs out of cape town
>>68242866
Visible from space cunt. 8 men able to walk shoulder to sholder.
John Oliver is literally the libtard version of Alex Jones.
>>68242866
This is just the typical liberal attack method.
Person says A
Lib claims they said B
Argues why B is a bad idea
Feels proud of themselves.
Where to start on this video?
His lack of understanding of construction techniques?
His belief that the wall is what defines the border and not the actual border?
His lack of understanding of surveillance technology?
>>68242866
I don't get why you guys repost this shit here.
>>68242866
Do murifats actually watch that shit? because judging from the comment section most of them are not even from americans.
Of course these are also the same people who gave you "Hands Across America".
Most of you weren't born when we had that little exercise in futility, so here's how it worked...
May, 1986... libs decide that the best way to show they "care" about poverty is for everyone to hold hands in a chain that would stretch across the entire country.
therefore... "Hands across america".
So how did it wind up? Lots of libs show up in cities and make their beautiful chain.
But out in the middle of nowhere, you had 3 or 4 people gather to hold hands. Rather than being across america it often didn't even make it across the front yard.
But that didn't matter you see... it didn't matter if there weren't actually hands across america... it was the idea that there COULD be hands across america, if only...
a) they were better organized
b) they could talk the cynics into joining in.
As I think about it, it may actually be the first time that the libs decided to swap intentions for actual results.
No, results don't matter, as long as we have the right "spirit".
Conclusion... John Oliver is an asshole in a long line of assholes.
I do think the US needs a stronger southern boarder. I don't know if the wall is the right way of going about it through.
I mean in theory its perfect, but to be totally real, how are we going to make mexico pay for it? Can a die-hard trump supporter please explain to me how we will FORCE them? I need to be convinced its a good idea.
Side note: I am voting for trump anyway so don't think I am trying to shit on your guys' ideas or anything
>>68242866
i cant wait for this piers morgan tier shithead to lose his fagget show
>>68242866
How is the wall anti freedom? Non-US citizens don't get the same legal protections under the amendment that citizens do. The wall is simply a tool used to enforce border security.
>>68248863
>chain of women
>a symbolic gesture accomplishing nothing
what a surprise
I'm glad I didn't have to sit through his bullshit. He's all yours, America.
>>68249573
you can take him back asshole.
>>68243165
The law may seem like an overzealous response, but it really is the only way to stop the illegal tide and stop the cartel from importing drugs and weapons. Or at least make it significantly harder
In all seriousness, Trump should just drop his wall plan.
It makes him look like a complete moron even to the average independent. He should focus on stuff that actually matters, like the TPP.
Now that's scary as shit.
>>68249774
rare as fuck
>>68249746
A wall does nothing as long as there are jobs and money available on the other side.
>>68249774
Can't win the Republican primary without it.
>>68242866
>shilling current year man
He does it for free
>>68242866
WE ONLY NEED 530 SIGNATURES
https://www.change.org/p/hbo-replace-john-oliver-with-a-woman
https://www.change.org/p/hbo-replace-john-oliver-with-a-woman
Fuck off with your shit bait pls
>>68244796
I believe OP got thoroughly rekt by this.
>>68249774
>enforcing borders
>Moronic
k
>>68250055
>I believe OP got thoroughly rekt by this
AND WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR IT?
>>68250166
I'm no wall expert, but why not recreate the grand canyon and create a small ecology with lions instead?
I don't know, seems better than wall to me. Walls need a lot maintenance.
>>68250442
spat coffee irl
>>68243570
>apartide
>american education
>>68250442
Modern military engineered walls do not cost shit to build or maintain.
Mexico could easily pay for it. That says it all.
Of course either way, the wall is figuratively speaking more likely. Afterall Mexico is willfully allowing illegal immigration to the US by not enforcing the northern border themselves as well, but harshly enforcing the southern border like complete hypocrites.
>>68250442
We could always go a bit further
I never considered the logistical nightmare of building a fence along the rio grande in Texas, yikes
>>68242866
WHY WHY WHY ARE THE YANKS LISTENING TO A LIVING BRITSHIT STEREOTYPE WHO TRASHES THEIR COUNTRY AND CALLS THEM IDIOTS???????
HAVE YOU CUNTS SEEN BRITSTAIN RECENTLY?!?!?!!?!!!!
>>68250979
Either you skip the water, or you get stuck building it on the US side so that Mexico gets to have all the water.
>israel can build wall
>mexico can build wall on their southern boarder
>america cant because some limey kike says so
>>68242866
Those last couple of minutes are pretty cringe
Why does this shit keep getting posted here?
Is it a shill or is it a case of someone going, "Hey, this will piss pol off, so I better post it! XD"
Daily reminder that John Oliver is just a buttflustered male feminist. The silent majority wants this wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkSo0QQLUfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U9tDOVVc8g
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/current_events/immigration/august_2015/voters_want_to_build_a_wall_deport_felon_illegal_immigrants
>>68243165
There's not actually going to be a wall, dickbreath
>>68244316
>25 ft foot tall wall.
Is that supposed to be hard to build?
>>68250840
I remember this thread
Looks like somebody took it further
>>68248895
High Remittance pay
Higher-costing corporate visas
Cutting foreign aid
>>68252667
Not to mention the many many many more-than-the-wall-costs in billions we'd save if we effectively kept the illegals out via deportation and walling
>>68242866
I don't recall anyone asking South Africa's opinion about anything, ever.
>>68242866
fuck off nig. worry about mercs fucking your cities all to hell before you start crying about shit happening in murica
Why is there so much emphasis on a wall? The majority of the illegal immigrants here came LEGALLY at first but over stayed their temporary visas. That's not the same as sneaking over a boarder in the middle of the night, that's where the real problem is. Even if we do build a wall, those 11 million illegal people will still be here. And deporting them enmasse is simply not feesible. We definitely need a reform on our visa policy and our laws need to be enforced more strictly. But a wall is not the answer in my opinion.
>>68242866
>SOUTH FUCKING AFRICA
>>68253046
*Majority of known illegals staying
11 million border hoppers
Tired of this lie, senpai
>>68245713
thats called thinking for yourself, not verry common in our coutries my friend.
>>68243805
>Where does sage go?
i think it goes in all fields
>>68245535
>this
the wall will pay for itself
I wish I could tell YouTube to stop featuring this fuck on my font page. I do not watch any of his videos and do not want to. I thought he was funny for a little when I first saw him standing in for Jon Stewart, but his British novelty wore off and he is insufferable on his own show.
>>68242866
I hope you're a shill and not actually this dumb.
Let me give you some advice in case you're not shilling. Don't look to comedians for political arguments. Especially comedians who work for a television network that's owned by Hillary campaign contributors.
Wouldn't $20B be enough to stop world thirst? Surely that would be better than spending it on some retarded, questionable concrete wall.
Anybody who thinks a fucking wall is unfeasible for the same country that has rovers on Mars is out of touch with reality.
>>68242866
Did you know Jon Oliver leaves his doors open 24/7 because barriers are anti freedom?
I don't like that rat faced bastard but he make some point from time to time.
I'm confused.
>>68254847
Of course, how else would the bull get in?
>>68242866
Fucking south africa. Either give surplus 308. or gtfo
>>68253046
Liberals are also triggered by Trump's solution to that problem as well. There is no pleasing these people.
>>68243576
That's not a wall. That's a fence.
>>68242866
>john oliver
>anything liable as facts
Just move on, kids.
>>68255110
I want to touch Chino-chan's cute breasts.
>>68242866
Who cares, he's not even American
>>68243625
Even a $100 billion would be cheaper than a year full of illegal immigration and only <1/6th of the federal defense budget for a year.
I'd say it's worth it either way.
Also it creates lots of jobs.
>>68242866
they could jsut build another mexico for them instead and then add more guards jobbbs
Didn't you burgers have another uppity Brit cuck talk show host telling you what to do a few years ago.
You dealt with that shit.
Deal with this faggot already.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
>>68249986
>https://www.change.org/p/hbo-replace-john-oliver-with-a-woman
this deserves its own thread
>>68243348
Please don't bring him back here, just throw him into the Atlantic or Pacific.
>>68243576
