>African Villagers Make Mud Stove Phone Charger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4AHBThDR1Y
That's pretty smart actually.
I suppose. White/Asian men discovered electricity and invented the phone charger and the phone, but the greatest minds in Africa were able to figure out how to put some juice in the phone, so they're just like us I guess.
>>68237235
Hey man, I'm pretty sure many westerners wouldn't be able to come up with something like this.
>>68237354
I'm pretty sure more, on average, than in Africa.
>bolt on a thermo-electric generator
Oh gee, the hardest parts gets solved by "bolting on" a solution.
Reminds me of Ahmed's revultionary "put a clock in it" clock.
>>68237030
>then bolt on a thermo-electric generator
Yeah no
>>68237354
>>68237530
The stove is pretty nice though, could you make a stove?
>>68237030
>Maybe sing a song about your stove?
My fucking sides are gone.
>>68237607
Yes. Humans have been doing that for thousands of years.
>>68237671
It's still a nice accomplishment.
>>68237607
>can you make a stove?
Every fucking time I go camping.
>o shit i made a camp fire and i can boil water on it now! wew!
Wanna bet a missionary taught them that?
>>68237607
i could make the stove and a thermo-electric generator... both require nothing more than high school physics
>>68237607
Yes. I could even make a rudimentary electric motor. I could make a Leyden jar and create a magnet if I got a forge going, and use that in my electric motor if needed. All this would take me a little time, and greater minds would take my scant knowledge and do more with it than I ever could, but none of this is impressive because I'm not African.
All they built was a clay pot, the thermal electric generator was probably dropped of by an AID groups. All they did was literally bolt it on a clay pot
>>68237030
Trickle down economics
>>68237030
>then bolt on a thermo-electric generator
So what they did was build a mud stove.
WE WUZ SCIENTISTS!!
>>68237030
A white definitely helped them out
>>68237530
It's like Ahmed's watch...
It's easy to be a "genius" when you use already made technology made in China
>>68237030
just a shame the crucial part in the idea is white man tech..good idea though
>>68238172
Straight harnessin' the elements, cuz!
>>68237030
Thanks to western education, I would try spinning a magnet around inside a coil of copper wires.
If that doesn't work, who cares.
>>68237030
Oh boy, another third world wonder product that will have a failed kick-starter and a few headlines on reddit before being revealed to be fake like that urine generator
>>68237607
Mate making a stove is a basic skill. If it takes 1billion Africans to make a few stoves to make you impressed then you are setting the goalposts at opposite ends of the Earth.
>>68237030
>thinking quickly, jabdoola constructs a phone charger out of nothing but a stove, some fuel, and an electric generator
>>68237671
>>68237671
HUmans also usually go outside, and also know the touch of a women.
He asked you, not fucking humanity. Your answer betrays you as being so useless that you immediately jump to an archetype larger then yourself as the idea of you personally doing or creating anything does not even occur to you.
>then bolt on a thermo-electric generator
hmmmmm....
>>68238229
>just a shame the crucial part in the idea is white man tech..good idea though
Which part? The phone or the electric motor? The only African part is the clay atove, which was invented thousands of years ago.
I read a book about this African boy who made a windmill that produced electricity. It was pretty interesting, even if he pretty much copied the concept out of an American physics textbook. The interesting part is how he did it out of limited materials.
>>68238350
First word
>>68237030
https://www.google.com/search?q=Stove+Phone+Charger&oq=Stove+Phone+Charger
>>68238044
>the thermal electric generator was probably dropped of by an AID groups
They aren't even anything special. All you need is a temperature difference and the right kind of metals and that's it. The average alternator is perhaps harder to craft than that.
>>68238321
I like that they at least try to help themselves. If I was pessimistic I would fear they will uproot all the trees in order charge their phones, but I'm optimistic and say one of those kids will grow up and invent free energy that saves us all.
>>68237030
>Niggers use a piece of white technology to improve their lives
Hold the fucking presses, jesus christ!
>Africans aren't stupid
You're surprised?
They're not sending Europe their best and brightest.
Africans proven to have higher IQ than crackers.
>OP grasping at any strawdick to suck cum out of
>no one will let OP get any cum
You're making a German spectacle of yourself.
>>68237659
It's the most crucial step.
>>68238382
>lives in the most resource rich continent on the planet
>after tens of thousands of years still can't cobble together a basic functioning infrastructure with basic utilities and conveniences which will lead to greater advances because they don't have to spend 4 fucking hours making a clay stove to charge a 20 year old cell phone.
>>68237030
They are called african intellectuals.
>>68238382
We used to do shit like that all the time in the US. We've come so far, though, that nothing we can make by hand is really worth it. When the dollar bubble pops and we stop getting cheap Chinese shit and the price of tech shit goes through the roof we'll go back to making shit from scrap.
>>68237030
>Make a clay stove
>Bolt on a ready made thermo-electric generator
Doctors and scientists who want to help our society everyone.
>>68237030
Well that was exactly what I expected it to be, a heat source and a thermocouple. It's actually a pretty clever way to generate electricity for low power electronics if all you have is heat. The Soviet Union did something similar with radios that would run off a gas lamp for remote villages.
>>68238417
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Is that a lobster tail?
>>68238612
What kind of crackers?
>>68238008
>t. Someone who has never built anything from scratch in their life and their only assurance comes from watching YouTube diy videos
Sure you could champ.
>>68238684
Don't get me wrong, Africa's infrastructure issues are fucked. It's a backwards shithole, but it's fucked so wholly that the fact anything at all gets done is impressive, even if it is some nigger stove.
But have they figured how to make a thermo-electric generator?
>we wuz smiths n shieet
Meanwhile in South Africa
>>68238915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybgQJlYRrZs
>>68238915
thats Paramount Group, a bunch of rich white South Africans who make weapons and vehicles to sell to the rest of Africa to kill each other with.
>>68239021
>a bunch of rich white South Africans who make weapons and vehicles to sell to the rest of Africa to kill each other with.
Doing God's work
>>68239021
Excuses, excuses.
>>68237030
"The Bigotry of Lowered Expectations": The Post
>>68239021
they also own the company that makes the Super Hind gunship.
>>68237030
isnt all this tribal tech actually designed by real engineers with the need of this people in mind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4CGwSqrGq8
This is pretty smart actually
>>68238871
Impressive to whom?
to Africans? Okay, agreed.
To any other country on the planet? No.
It's basal caveman shit. Two pre-existing inventions being combined to do something that is already better done and more efficiently done almost 100 years ago with car batteries
>>68237995
I was thinking the same thing. That or they were being directed by the film crew.
Though maybe I'm just being overly cynical.
>>68238899
>implying you could go to Africa find the raw materials and process them into thermoelectrical components onsite
>>68237030
They're evolving.
>>68237030
Its nothing. Someone made every single piece of this for them.
Notice is says "The stove uses half the wood of an open fire". The basic technology of the mud stove is even being provided to them.
Its nice. Its not evidence of intelligence just as google setting up so many data centers in Ireland is evidence of Irish intelligence.
>>68237030
>copying a old concept
>african inventions
>>68237030
>nice generator, tuk tuk, want to take it to the white house?
>>68239319
No, but I could post a video of me in a cave building a computer out of pre-assembled computer parts and name it "European caveman builds a computer in a cave! WOW!", and it probably would be more impressive than this african phone charger thing.
>>68237607
>could you make a stove?
>not going camping as a kid
>not making your own stoves
faggot
>TEG = uses either rare metals or nanotechnology
>5-8% efficiency
>>68237607
Yes, you don't camp?
>>68239785
>"I can put together preassembled parts!"
That's just sad. African tribes in the middle of nowhere are much more intelligent than people give them credit for.
>>68238364
This.
Who made the fucking generator?
>>68239319
You could build a low power thermocouple out of any two dissimilar metals. Copper and some kind of nickel alloy would definitely be sourceable in the more urban parts of Africa.
>>68237030
The video is the icing and the rap music playing in the background is the chocolate syrup on the cake that is the oppression of the black african
>>68240364
Probably stolen from a Rhodesian power generator or some defunct building that was either abandoned or razed.
>>68237030
Yeah, you're right Germany. Why don't you invite them to fuck up your country and your wives? In exchange, you can charge your phones with mud.
>German "engineering"
>>68237030
>can't afford food enough to feed family
>can't afford malaria medication to keep family from dying of a mosquito bite
>can't afford anything worth anything
>can somehow afford a cellphone in a shit tier wasteland
Those priorities
Who knows though maybe they'll soon be inventing clocks like Ahmed the clockmed
>Build mud stove
>Bolt on chinese made thermo-electric generator
Up next, African Villagers Build Nuclear Power Plant
>Build mud turbine hall
>Install German made turbine units with Chinese made heavy machinery
>Build mud containment building
>Install French made reactor unit
>Fill with Iranian enriched pellets
SEE RACISTS, THEYRE JUST AS SMART AS YOU ARE
>>68237607
Some of the most delicious meat I ever ate was meat that I cooked by making a fire in a pit, letting it burn to ashes and then burying the meat in that pit of ashes and covering it.
That was some nice chicken.
It was really easy to do too. A stove is just something that makes most of the heat go up. A basic pit with a way for air to enter it can do this. Watched that on Bear Grills.
The funny part about this to me is that they have teams of people combing Africa, just desperately looking for anyone doing ANYTHING good or intelligent at all.
This was the best they could come up with.
>>68239147
>To most Zambians, these people are a bunch of crackpots, and I am inclined to agree.
>>68240136
>>niggers put together preassembled parts
>WOW! GENIUS! WE WUZ EIN STONE N SHIT
>>mongoloid puts together preassembled parts
>That's just sad.
Nice meme, burger.
>>68240606
Phones are cheap as fuck in Africa. All the old models get shipped there and sold for peanuts or handed out by various charities.
I could make a cell phone charger from scrap aluminum, a copper wire mesh, charcoal, and my own piss and it would be more efficient and smaller.
>bolt on a thermoelectric generator
lmao
>>68240765
>Here Kunta Kinte, have a Nokia 3310i
>>But me need malria medication
>Fuck you Kunta, you'll get a nokia so you can order a pizza before you starve to death
>>68240682
Honestly making a building out of mud large enough to hold the reactor complex that actually stays standing would be quite an achievement.
>>68237030
This is only cucknews for the Bernie crowd.
This shit works ofcourse, and it's not a new invention, there are ways to get electricity using Copper Age tools. What makes the article kekworthy is how the Bernie crowd will attempt to charge their iphones with a makeshift. stove.
Then they will discover that this method will, either by electric erosion or solid deposits, render their cables unusable.
>>68240849
Mud bricks with wooden reinforcement would probably do it.
I kinda want to see a mud nuclear reactor now
>>68237030
Hi, anons. Former bleeding heart loser here. My church sent me to Africa a few years ago to help "Engineers Without Borders." This group of white people (the Engineers) helps the hut-apes like those depicted in this video with things like this.
Our group helped them dig wells and install solar electric pumps.
Guess what happened as soon as we left? Gangs took over the well and charged people money (or sex) to get their water.
>>68237235
FPBP
>>68238350
With so many people on this planet, it stands to reason touching a Woman is not nearly as difficult as you believe it to be, maplenigger permavirgin.
>>68240849
Just dig a ditch and make a mud roof.
>>68240988
Dont you have to pay people for water in the US too? Might makes right.
I actually added a bunch of africans awhile back. (only those who work on their "computers" and such)
I started spreading info pictures on how to make water purifier and makeshift solar powered items.
>>68241151
Not everyone of them is stupid.
"Wow to build a thermo-electric element from scratch, that's really nice work! Maybe those Africans aren't that stupid?"
>The element was bought ready-made
Oh..
>>68237030
I have said it once and I will say it again. Black people pretend to be white cuckolds on the internet. They are the ones watching interracial BBC worship porn. They are the ones who talk about whites being cucks despite the fact that they get off to literally worshiping their own dicks. THAT is how inferior they feel compared to the white man.
Let this be a lesson to you.
>Pic related
>>68237030
really simple teck made by non-blacks so they can use more complex teck made by non-blacks
all the apes do is bake a pot and weld some metal bits. my cats could do that if they had the finger layout to do it.
Bu then again cats burry their shit wich is more then most niggers and indians can handle
>>68241235
>>68241085
>>68238983
>>68238837
>>68238508
>>68237868
>>68237607
>>68237354
>>68237030
For you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d59J78yhwtg
>>68241132
Well, Ireland. The day I have to suck a dick to make Ramen, I'll let you know.
Well done africa
>>68241543
Sorry. I didnt mean to remind you that you are not free in any sense of the word.
>>68241300
as someone who has watched a lot of interracial porn, there are clearly 2 types, the type aimed at actual nignogs with a focus on anal and a lot of closeups of their nigger face while their fucking, and the type aimed at white cucks with some acting involved and usually more degrading, the 2nd type is more common these days desu, has been for the last 3-4 years
>>68237030
>Thinking quickly, the negro invented a thermal powered phone charger, using nothing but a mud stove, a thermal generator and a phone charging cable.
>>68240726
They built that thing from scraps and scratch.
>>68237030
cool i guess
give this nigger the "Congratulations On Inventing A Techology The Entire World Had For Over 30 Years" award
>>68240098
Camps have been banned in Germany for a while.
>>68241563
sven pls go
>>68241873
>>68241563
Neat, I have added you to my collection.
If you're a disgusting degenerate volunteer, just know that you are actually contributing to the suffering of these animals.
You help them survive and because they are literally retarded, they will just use that to breed more and create a further food and resource shortage, they have no concept of breeding within their resources and you're just making things worse, faggot.
>>68241707
There is no target audience BUT blacks. To degrade someone who they perceive as being superior is extremely enticing to them in the same way /pol/ loves to degrade Jews.
It's insecurity at it's finest.
>>68237030
>is surprised when someone breaks the line of stupid
you know, genius' will always pop up in any kind of society, be it white or black.
The problem is that niggers tend to be niggers, so they don't really invent anything that hasn't already existed for decades. And even when they do, it's really only a mild improvement. Compared to asians, who have tendency to take anything the white man produces and makes it better and more plentiful, niggers are pretty much of no value on the market or the world of inventions.
>>68237354
>Hey man, I'm pretty sure many westerners wouldn't be able to come up with something like this.
Many, many more africans wouldn't.
Many westerners are engineers, scientists, builders, etc. Of course they'd be able to come up with something like this, including the thermoelectric generator which makes use of the Seebeck effect which generates electricity. Without that they'd have nothing.
Of course, what they did took far more work than clock kid's pencil-case contraption, so there's that.
>>68242269
>genius
>combines pre-existing parts
Come on anon, this basically means that the nig nogs have finally evolved and understanding of elementary school level science.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzbHyomStM4
How did they regulate the voltage?
Did I miss some extra hardware?
You can't just pipe in fucking raw voltage into a phone, maybe a light with a battery but defintely not a phone
>>68242843
>You can't just pipe in fucking raw voltage into a phone, maybe a light with a battery but defintely not a phone
That's what they do. Maybe it's limited by default.
mandatory of course
>>68242843
Yes, 0:48, under the phone.
>>68242942
Nah m8, it's why wall outlet phone charger are blocky, there's circuitry in there to regulate the voltage so they pump out nice clean voltage.
>>68237030
wai hol up .. you sayin we wuz eddison n sheeit?
>>68241563
nice proxy
>>68243125
So they could literally spin an alternator out of a car and accomplish the same thing.
>>68238983
So he built a glorified go-kart with a spinning ornament and called it a helicopter?
>>68238983
No way that thing can fly.
>>68243391
Yes, if they find a way to exite it.
It's easy, but knowing dindus they will drain batteries flat.
>>68237030
Next on Blackgyver, he makes a water purifier out of a pump installed by missionaries and a water filter provided by missionaries!
>one African can create an electric charge
>time to disregard the billions of non-Africans who can also create one
>>68238983
>SIDES
In Russia we pretty often build our DIY helicopters, and they work. I once helped build one.
>>68237030
you know what's smarter? Building a metal power generator using actual fuels with engineered parts. Not fucking mud
>>68237354
>bolt on a thermoelectric generator
none of those africans came u with that
once again whites win
it's literally, LITERALLY a spare part bolted onto a fire.
>>68243792
Liberals went into orgasmic convulsions when a mini-dindu invented "light on a stick" to scare lions away. He put a light on a stick and called it an invention.
>>68243999
>Not fucking mud
All metal in Africa is owned by the Chinese now, if they touch it without paying they'll get one hand chopped off.
>>68237030
That's cool, and very useful. God bless these villagers.
>>68244189
>He put a light on a stick and called it an invention.
He got a scholarship for the most prominent university in Africa. If anyone wonders why I don't trust egyptian or somalian engineers, this is why.
This is the problem with multiculturalism. These poor African people are being robbed of their chance to discover how to do things on their own, and the world is being robbed of their potential outsider view and new ways of doing things. Instead of allowing their culture to advance on its own at its own pace, we take these people away and shave a free iPhone into every welfare niggers hands rather than forcing them to do it themselves. It should be criminal to teach others how to do something rather than letting them figure it out on their own.
>>68237607
they used a white mans tool to make the stove
they made mud
mud
>>68237030
They are envolving to adapt to modern times, what is wrong about it?
Other that they didn't made it.
>>68237030
Watch these african villagers build a generator, using a mud stove, wood, and a generator.
It's like that guy on youtube that shows you how to make a jet engine using a drill, ductape and a turbo.
For the uninitiated a turbo is a gas turbine which is a jet engine without extra compression blades.
>>68243350
Kek..why? You find it hard to believe we got internet. Nice try taco
>>68244379
Nevermind. Should have watched the video first. This is still the same old nigger shit. Seriously? Everyone else is saying it but there is nothing worse than:
How to make jello! At home recipe!
Step 1 - water
Step 2 - buy jello packet
Step 3 - combine and wait!
Like seriously? Mud + generator = generator. Wow so cool. Good for you guys.
They aren't singing, they are performing an incantation to lure the spirits into the fire to power their magic devil phones.
>>68237235
Why do you have to race bait everything?
>>68237607
Are you retarded? All they did was mold some mud, then baked it. Literally anybody who took a pottery class can do that.
>>68241563
And of course Sweden is first in fucking line to suck the africans dicks.
>>68243926
Did a bit of digging. The Belgian shenanigans reek of Jewish influence. Lots of Jews in the Congo at the time.
>>68238983
Haha that ending
>>68244451
>You find it hard to believe we got internet
no, not that. but you are a proxyfag :D
>>68237030
>Britain and France brings fire to the savages, builds for them cities of glass and metal, and they're still shaping mud by hand and foot.
It's like if you gave some guy from the 1500s a phone. Give him enough time and he might figure out how to charge it too. This is actually ridiculous.
>>68244451
How did you manage to pirate the internet?
>>68240988
kek
our last church died because the old harpies kept sending money to africa instead of fixing the church or even helping americans
>>68237030
This has already been done, I've had this device for several years, it's called a "power pot" I use it when camping and I used it in Afghanistan. This is just rehashed African engendering.
https://powerpractical.com
>>68237607
The real question is can some random guy in a remote African village make a thermo-electric generator.
>>68237030
>Implying they weren't told how.
Wow. Some Africans build a phone charger out of mud and trash and every white person in this thread gets defensive and butthurt over their own lack of accomplishment.
>>68237030
Well, that's a good Mad Max lesson.
That's quite good considering that their dictators don't allow modern technology to enter their countries.
>>68237030
https://youtu.be/1Gfpyz8zRGs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermoelectric_effect
>The Seebeck effect is the conversion of heat directly into electricity at the junction of different types of wire. It is named for the Baltic German physicist Thomas Johann Seebeck. Seebeck, in 1821, discovered that a compass needle would be deflected by a closed loop formed by two different metals joined in two places, with a temperature difference between the joints.
old news.
Still pretty cool though. If they make a solar heat powered oven that can boil water, cook food and charge phones i will be impressed.
Wow that's super impressive
i am really blown away
>>68246152
>over their own lack of accomplishment.
I don't need to kick mud, my ancestors did that for me. I calculate hydrogen heating systems. But fuck me, right?
>>68244446
i spilled my drink when they put out a generator
>>68237030
>don't have clean water or medical care
>let's make a phone charger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofvQx87zS2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s0TdwO4Z6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWJajX4Di8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-_dsNTZch0
>>68246992
Why do they waste their lifetime with that shit? How about some infrastrucuture, public lightning or plumbing, paved roads and that like? They shoot for the stars while standing in dirt. It's nice to see some ambitions, but you got to get your basics fixed first.
>>68247341
I guess because it's boring to them.
They're big kids you know...
>>68247603
>I guess because it's boring to them.
Don't they wonder why everyone dies at 40, is killed by thugs or just fucks around all day? Some day they have to walk out of they shack and ask if there is more to life.
>>68246152
>implying a working TEG is trash
>>68240849
I'm now imagining a civilization type game where the KANGZ faction you play as has incredibly advanced technology that is entirely made of mud,
Mud space ships, mud ICBMs, mud stargates etc...
I'd play that shit.
>>68243926
>dat quintessentially German sign in the first image
>giraffes numbered and goosestepping
topkek
The sign says: It is forbidden to dump rubble and snow here.
>>68237030
>Starving? check
>No proper roof to keep out elements? - check
>phone? - check
>Priorities - not found
>>68237030
>That's pretty smart actually
>>68238508
>and say one of those kids will grow up and invent free energy that saves us all.
>>68247755
>Don't they wonder why everyone dies at 40, is killed by thugs or just fucks around all day?
Their local emperor-general-president tells them it's all because of the evil white men.
>Some day they have to walk out of they shack and ask if there is more to life.
And then they start heading north and want to cross seas to join us white devils.
>>68246708
>muh ancestors
>I work in HVAC
>>68247760
You can admit that you don't know a thing about thermoelectricity or engineering. There's no shame in it.
>>68246152
how about they grow some fucking food and cook it.
>>68237607
If there's one thing Germany knows, it's a good stove!
>Those feet mashing the mud in the beginning of the video
>>68237030
Wow, that's great! Maybe now they can also develop a cure for AIDS made out of mud, and something that keeps them from reproducing like rats.
>>68241449
under-rated post
![lowJkLJ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZPN9Ell.jpg "lowJkLJ[1].jpg")
>>68237030
>mud stove phone charger
>all you need is a mud stove and a thermo electrical generator
>>68248368
The greatest hypocrisy
>>68237235
Why is it the most high tech phones these days only asian while the shitty low tech ones are white man aka apple?
>>68237030
European decedents make transformer/electric circuit phone charger. Europeans decedents make A/C, D/C electricity.
That's actually pretty smart.
>>68249183
Got it in one.
>you mean like this?
http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/biolite_campstove_1.jpg
>>68237030
And of course some Urbanised "ghetto life fo real" swine had to slap some shit music on top of it all to try and feel related to these rural people and their humble thrift.
> Nah dawg that drummin and chantin aint bouncin enough to appeal to the twitching set of sense nodes we have become and that we push on others.
>>68237354
Because they most likely wouldn't need to because they come up with better easier solutions
>>68237030
peltier device created by the french... just saying
