>living in a state with FUCKING DINOSAURS
Florida wtf
I'm not ready for all this jelly
>>68231114
They also climb trees.
They're also drunkenly fun to fuck with.
>>68231417
This is way too fucking accurate
>>68231114
this looks like a job for FLORIDA MAAAAN
Iktfb
>>68231114
flat, fire ants, niggers, humid, rains daily.
fuck florida
I love Florida. It has made me rich. Life for me here is relaxing and chill. There is always something to do. 10/10, would move here again.
We're the Australia of the United States!
>>68231752
How'd you get rich?
>>68231615
DID SOMEONE CALL
>>68231814
sucking dick
>>68231114
Driving through the Florida panhandle is surreal. Nothing but forests and abandoned meth labs for miles.
>>68231814
I survived the culling of the mortgage industry. Doing better than ever now in finance.
>>68231810
There are no american shitposters. Only butthurt weebs
>>68231810
>both hot as shit
>large reptiles
>other animals that can kill you
>crazy people
>>68231713
A song sang by a salty mountain slack jaw.
>>68231114
>>68232007
sneaky pitbull, clever. Any sauce on the mamacita?
>>68231982
Sounds ideal, sure beats the cold and the assholes of the North
>>68232007
Miami here can confirm accuracy of this picture
>>68232101
Angie Verona
>>68232007
305 here
>>68231982
both full of worthless brown people that just whine about muh rights
>>68232401
Jacksonville here, he's on point you know
>>68232401
>>68232457
>cold front moved through last night
>went outside today
>70 degrees
Almost came tbqhf
Us folks in Georgia would like to remind the Floridiots to take back your King.
>>68232101
I'm pretty sure she's 14. I'm not even exaggerating.
>>68233302
>implying our king isn't Voldemort
>>68232007
So accurate it hurts
Miami pls
Welcome to Florida, home of the newly Wed, and the nearly dead.
Nah
>>68234278
Why do we eat so much pizza? I and everyone I know in Michigan eats Jets/Little Caesars 2-3 times a week.
>mfw I live in florida
Rather cold today, my m8s?
I'm pretty sure most of /pol/ lives in florida. I found a guy that lives a few miles away from me.
Florida native checking in. Currently in the shithole known as Maryland. Please send Publix subs.
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>>68234814
it's about 70
i started the fire last night at about 4am. three layers of clothes and gloves are hard to type with
listen dudes if it gets any colder, we might need to string some boats together and float to cuba.
>>68234896
>I have yet to try a Publix sub that isn't great
What's their secret anon?
>>68235336
t. salty northerner who doesn't know how to drive
>>68234814
>>68235336
I like this weather. Don't get drenched in sweat after 2 minutes of being outside
Maybe will make the fireplace tonight
Who /jacksonville/ here?
I work for Jacksonville Sheriffs office.
>>68231713
Cubans, the other jews.
>>68235495
It's the boars head meat combined with nonshit bread. Subway cheapens out and it's easy to look good with some quality. Also that sweet tea fuck
Naples here
Its comfy as fuck
Just walking my cat like the average floridian
>>68231114
I'm from South Florida and I want to die.
>>68235774
You're the same Mexican guy saying this. I've read this many times you you before. Why are Cubans the Jews of Latin America?
>>68231114
>>68231417
Florida is an oppressively sunny uninhabitable Jew wasteland.
>>68236638
we need to add tallahassee
>drunk white kid
>30 black kids
>TCC
>one punk with ear gauges and pbr
>burnout socialist chick with unfinished tattoo sleeve and a bottle of xanax
>>68232101
I really, really like this sign. Can we put this in every air port, sea port, and highway into Florida?
>>68236561
didn't you watch Scarface?
it's pretty obvious
>>68234573
Man, Jets is the best pizza chain.
>>68236386
Join the club
Dalé
>>68235336
Its about 56 where I live. Suffering from frostbite, send help please.
I might not make it to Cuba.
>>68231713
Rocky Mountains are objectively superior.
>>68238242
What I got out of Scarface was that Cubans are violent drug dealers
Anyone else 863 here?
Most of you don't even live in the swamp and can piss off tbqh. If you live on the coasts or in Orlando you're basically a sunburned New Yorker kike.
>>68239887
i visited gunnison years ago.
unfortunately i never got to enjoy it due to the altitude sickness
>>68240169
>863
>swamp
Choose one, but why would you want either
>>68240581
Are you retarded? Do you even live in this state?
>>68231114
>not living in Florida
![bb2e_tauntaun_sleeping_bag[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k8shnvn.jpg "bb2e_tauntaun_sleeping_bag[1].jpg")
>>68239382
i've sheltered in the carcass of a manatee. you need to stick in there and be strong. with every winter there will be a spring
>>68237326
Sounds like Jacksonville
>>68240771
Say no to manatee genocide
>>68240749
what's kind of sidearm is that FLbro?
>>68241364
Glock 43
>>68232007
White gringo, I was crazy happy when my family moved to Miami when I was 14. I actually fit in there. South Miami was a fucking blast. South beach hotel parties are a fucking blast. Hibiscus island house parties are a fucking blast. Yacht parties are a fucking blast. Almost everything you can do there is a fucking blast.
>>68231114
These are dinosaurs. What you have there is a lizard.
>>68231810
No we arent. Fuck off
>>68235762
904 Reporting in
