>Your average Australian shitposter
http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/meet-the-15-year-old-from-melbourne-helping-donald-trump-take-over-the-world
Thank-you Australia for your commitment to this board and long live the British empire
>>68221970
dude has a head you can forge a sword on.
>>68221970
>superior white aesthetics
lel
>>68221970
>>68222045
to be fair he still look better then most of niggers or chink chongs
Is this for real ?
>>68221970
>he's tapped aussie shitposting
IS HE GOING FOR WORLD DOMINATION?!
>>68221970
>http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/meet-the-15-year-old-from-melbourne-helping-donald-trump-take-over-the-world
Why does he look like Gollum?
>>68221970
you think the gop and democrats are the establishment?
you're wrong, it us, its always been us
Why do Australian men have such a better fashion sense than the rest of the world?
>>68221970
>Waluigi is australian
Well that's new
>>68221970
What a strong jaw for a 15 year old, alpha as fuck
>>68221970
is it just me or does he sorta have some resemblance to based abbott
Amazing. We just keep outdoing ourselves.
>>68221970
Lol look at his fucking leg. My forearm is bigger than his leg.
Looks like the yellow bastard from sin city
>>68221970
lmao I want to see this kid go over and introduce Trump at a rally as well as this chick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tXv_PJPycA
P A C I F I C 4 T R U M P
https://archive.is/0T3oe
Why is it so difficult to do this?
>>68222189
Literally the face of shitposting
>>68222495
>implying we can post in a closed thread
>implying that thread wasn't posted when all of aus was still at work
>"Dad had to drive," shrugged Ed, without any of the embarrassment you might expect.
Why even mention that? We can't drive until 16.
>>68222444
dubs trips get
>>68221970
I Guess he is doing all that trading to save for ear surgery. Seriously top blocke, but he needs to fix his ears. Is it typical for aussies to have such ears?
>>68221970
based earman
>>68222119
True.
He looks like friendlyjordies
All Aussies look the same
>Bernie supporters
>pregnant 14 year old weed smokers and women's studies zombies
>Trump supporters
>fashionable, classy, educated, passionate, dedicated, fair, proud
How can they compete?
>>68222594
Irish genetics can be a bitch
>>68221970
He has bigger ears than 2 Marco Rubios
>>68222042
A-alright Trump ease up a bit. Meme magic is potent shit, if you combine /pol/ magic with Australian shitposting we have no concept of what might happen next.
>>68221970
Trump already has someone helping him take over the world though.
>>68221970
same guy?
>>68222570
To enforce the "only immature and uneducated like trump" narrative they spin
Is that Walter White Junior?
The establishment is slowly befriending Trump.
Yesterday Andelson. Today, Murdoch.
A sheep fucker
>>68222933
Dubs demands it! What a time to be alive!
Thank you Lord Kek (pbuh)
>>68221970
That kids got impressive drive
>>68221970
>kid at 15 manages to have this much energy, skill, motivation to do all the cool and helpful shit he's done
>but fuck him because he's goofy looking
Wew journalism 2016
>>68221970
don't visit this shit site, anybody tldr me on him
>>68222042
first aussie post best post
>vice
Not clicking that shit, nigger
Python programmer here, on $180k w/ company merc all expenses paid at Apple.
U jelly fags?
>>68221970
>Aussie shitposting irl
Meme magic has gone too far! TOO FAR!
>>68223665
No, because you don't even know the currency of the country in which you're supposedly earning 180k
>>68221970
Watch out guys, he has 500 twitter followers
>>68221970
I'm not clicking an unarchived SJW link, but I'm assuming they're indirectly making fun of a guy with a syndrome.
What a smug, condescending article. Nice to see that the hipster jews at Vice aren't above making fun of a random teenager. And Trump is the bully?
>>68222254
Kek
>As I took photos Ed opened a spreadsheet of his family history that he'd somehow traced back over 1000 years. "I've always been very interested in genealogy," he explained. "And I actually discovered William the Conqueror is my 27th grandfather."
Of course you are mate
Trump inspiring kids to work hard for what they believe....
ThNk you lord kek
>>68222189
Why do aussies have such busted faces
>>68224896
>>68224634
I don't know about Billy the Bastard, but mathematically, everyone with some European ancestry is a descendent of Charlemagne.
>>68221970
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man get fucked drumpf supporter. How do you even live with yourselves when you are getting clowned on globally
This boy is the prince of shitposting.
>>68225029
>Exiled Criminal x Platypus
>Fucked up offspring
Gee, I wonder.
>>68225141
Did Karl have thousands of bastards or something?
>>68221970
What a good kid. Happy to have him on our team.
>>68225141
Around one in a thousand people of British descent are descended from William.
I am, for one; its not that uncommon, even if they aren't aware of it.
>>68222273
"If I had a son, he'd look like this shitposter."
>>68223665
I've got a PhD. in pure mathematics, earned a $300k starting salary that's only risen since, possess a ten inch cock, date a lingerie model, and compete internationally in rugby, water polo, and chess.
>>68221970
no one can be this ugly, I bet it's another australian trick, providing a fake photo and knowing about the backlash it creates.
>>68223665
>python
>180k
>apple
>$
>>68226094
He's using his Australian shitposter superpowers to induce ugly jokes, allowing him to reveal his full powerlevel when he fights back
>>68226094
>no one can be this ugly
he has the kind of ugly + confidence + precocious intelligence that might make him a star. probably not, because he might have just a bit too much of the ugly. but he's still quite young. if the rest of his body catches up with his head, he could be somebody.
>>68222189
>when I unzip my pants I see FEAR in women's eyes
>>68221970
>>68221970
I LIVE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM THIS CUNT
WHAT DO I DO
>>68226989
egg his house with trump hats
>>68221970
Based Aussie
>>68226989
You're obviously gay since you live in Melbourne, so go fuck him.
>>68226989
cut off his head
>>68227143
He lives in an inner regional area like myself, far away from the inner city
>>68227049
There expensive as fuck, no thanks
>>68221970
Looks like Daxfame's long lost shitposting cousin.
i thought women dont browse /pol/?
>>68227150
build wall pedro
typical beaner, results to violence off the bat
>>68221970
probably gets more chicks than ahmed over here can rape
>>68222933
Dubs. Probably anime will become real.
Top lad
>>68227312
We're the sexy revolutionaries. We're the ones with the drugs and hot girls. The other side has AIDS Skrillex and Brianna (lol) Wu.
>>68221970
Thank you Australia.
Well remember your friendship when the third great war starts up.
>>68222444
Exactly my thoughts. Fuck me he looks like him.
>>68221970
What happen to his face?
>>68221970
what a ugly little cunt,
He has that Danny D look going on.
>>68222352
He's 15. I'm sure you were jacked as fuck at 15 (or really fat)/
![Big.Fish.2003.480p.BDRip.XviD-SHiRK[(039427)18-52-10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fOc5sY8.jpg "Big.Fish.2003.480p.BDRip.XviD-SHiRK[(039427)18-52-10].jpg")
>GOOOOOD WOOOORK MYYYY SOOOON
>>68227312
You thought wrong nigger
>mfw watching qanda in WA
>mfw just realised they actually invited the fat cunt onto a panel
>>68226989
Pee on him while he's sleeping
>>68228144
>>68228176
who dis flag tramp be?
Also sauce and more pics?
>>68226989
He seems like a nice kid, so you should do something to help him out.
Leave a box of Q-Tips on his doorstep.
>>68221970
Too bad his favorite candidate dropped out of the race.
He looks like Matt Smith after being hit in the face with a shovel.
>>68228296
>Pee on him while he's sleeping
i guess having 12 year olds around is the price we pay for having an anonymous site.
Nothing wrong with the kid at all, he's well spoken, intelligent, philosophically and ideologically mature for his age. He happens to be tall, thin and have a pair of prominent ears, nothing to be bullied over. This is the kind of youngsters we should encourage.
>>68221970
>tfw shitpost island teenager is more successful than me
>>68221970
Are we turning this guy into a meme or what ?
When you as the author come off as more childish than a 15-year-old you've probably done something wrong.
>>68228176
>actual tits
>actual timestamp
Carry on
>>68228176
tits look fake just like Trumps hair
#rekt
>>68221970
It's lupin
>>68221970
SOUTH SEA SEPPOS
PREPPING THE YANK SINCE 1942
>>68222020
Long live the queen
lol that guy looks like dylan klebold
>>68221970
Looks like a young Ozzie Mandrill.
>>68228176
>13/3/16
it's the 22/3/16 today motherfucker
>>68228220
it still hurts mate
>>68230513
i can see that, but dylan had a lot of gomer pyle in his retarded face, while this kid looks rather focused.
>savingthelion.org
Guys he's indirectly referring to vid related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE
>>68231216
>implying he's not trying to save Assad the Lion
>>68229263
how can burger neets even compete
>>68231606
>her
>>68221970
>>68221970
Thank you for your service australia. Today you are honorary Americans.
>>68231695
nah, just a cunt
>this kid, while a little dumb looking, is doing his best to manage charities, manage money and keep up with politics
>but LOL fuck him because DUDE LMAO DRUMPF am i rite liberbros?!
>>68228176
american af
>>68221970
That head! The moonmans true identity has been revealed
> "My home room teacher once sent me out of the class because I said Australia should never become a republic."
shitposting in class
>trading gold stocks
Really from /pol/ eh
I really love how the writer has nothing to actually counter anything the kid says and instead tries to play up the fact that nothing he says could possibly be accurate because he's still in high school.
>trades gold
>has a charity
>website that attempts to maintain a neutral point whilst supporting a candidate he respects
>dresses like a boss
>isn't buying into the vaginal jew
I'm fucking inspired /pol/ this kid just lit a fire under my ass.
>>68222189
>>68222950
>birth of a school shooter
>>68232649
if i was this ugly maybe i wouldnt have been fucking girls when i was 14 and done something useful
MAustraliaGA
>>68221970
For being a rich cunt he's fairly ugly.
Is it because of rich people inbreeding to not allow their fortune to spread outside their family?
>>68221970
Aussie Kylo Ren
>lion preservation
Truly this man wants to MAGA
>>68222119
that's cause you are an ugly monkey slav
Looks like Hugo Weaving if he was grown in a test tube.
> this way Ed presents an unusual mix of neoconservatism, environmental concern, and a mighty faith in the British monarchy. "My home room teacher once sent me out of the class because I said Australia should never become a republic. I think the queen is the best head of state you could hope for." Ed then pointed to his gold tie clip, cast in the shape of a lion: "the symbol for the British Empire."
a honest to god damn hero
>>68221970
son what are you doing
>>68221970
Looks like he belongs on a list of sex offenders.
>>68230592
>Game about the greatest shit-talker in the world
>Is a manlet Oz-fag
Pottery.
>>68222352
He's 15...
Stop bullying Ed you cuck Euros and Burgers, just imagine all the shit this poor guy gets on the daily
>ugly/lanky
>conservative in Melbourne
>unusual interests
he hasn't given up despite all the shit he gets at school
>>68227150
The Mexico treatment then.
>>68221970
>Those ears
Is the movie Dumbo a documentary about his life?
>>68227312
M8 if it's the same Miranda, she blew out Shillary the fuck out. There's a thread about it at the moment.
>>68228548
WHY ARE HIS EARS SO FUCKING HUGE
anchor babies jesus christ
>>68221970
Better than Texan shit posters
https://mobile.twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>>68221970
He may not be the best looking, but he has real drive. I wish I was like him at that age.
>>68221970
>Aussies call Abos ugly
>>68221970
Why do 15 year olds look 25-30 these days?
>>68221970
Thank you for your service based AusShitposter
>>68221970
Bale?
>>68224634
I am too. It's really not a big deal, going back 27 generations means tens of millions are related to William too
>>68221970
Godamn he looks older than I do and I'm 22, pic related.Jesus Christ do all Aussies look older than they really are?
>>68237048
I love Robert, but he needs to stop cutting his own hair.
>>68227312
But he spends alot of money too, wouldnt he have taken out alot? He would have been lucky to stay even.
>>68226989
Join his efforts
>>68221970
I love you Aussies so much. Never change.
>>68231711
POTION SELLER I NEED YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS.
>>68240496
YOU CANT HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS
God bless this australian gentlement, he'll get a position when Trump builds a tower in Australia.
>>68222042
>>68222273
both idiot sons of the aristocracy
>>68223665
>python
learn how to use the loo yet rajeet?
God bless him
Why didn't they get a surgery on those ears if they are rich?
>>68231606
there is nothing more beta than being a man fingering a woman
THE TRUE KING, THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE
>>68221970
BASED
>the ugliest white is still better looking than any nigger
kek
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