Why is this guy so obsessed with trump. Two episodes dedicated to the Lord emperor.
>>68221292
The generations of lime eating has really taken it's toll on current year man
>>68221292
Time to bully India
Poo in Loo
>>68221292
>Dude, I'll tell people who would never vote for Trump anyway why they shouldn't vote for Trump, that'll surely stop Trump
>>68221292
Pee Pee
Heheh
POOPOO
>>68221292
his show sucks. this is a desperate ratings grab attempt.
>>68221292
Can you learn how to use a toilet you annoying fucking asshole WHO IS STEALING MY JOBS
>>68221292
tsundere. simple as that
Link to second Trump episode please.
>>68221292
Poo in the loo
Hes an obvious closet berniefag but doesn't want to openly endorse for 'muh integrity'. I actually liked the first season.
Because Trump is comedy gold.
>>68221506
I'll be coming for your loo soon after you get kicked out for being a worthless NEET. BRB, stealing your wife's son's job.
Because all "liberal" shows work on the same principle. During the "off-season" you create fun content with no secret intent, and when your overlords activate they order you to start shilling some shit for them
>>68221530
https://youtu.be/vU8dCYocuyI
Here yeh go.
>>68221292
>>68221558
>>68221598
>>68221640
TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING LOO KHAJIIT
>>68221292
>>68221382
>>68221444
>>68221497
guys
let's not actually discuss any of the points he made about the wall.
it will look more assertive if we just ignore what he actually says and post memes.
Because Trump gets all the video clicks.
>>68221506
i am also coming m8 this year
then i will also shitpost using american flag
feels good.jpg
>>68221655
>Not posting the gif.
Post discarded.
>>68221292
Increasingly nervous man
BECAUSE ITS THE CURRENT YEAR
>>68221292
>well liked comedian tries to destroy the campaign of a popular anti-establishment candidate
>comedian is now hated by everyone
this has happened so many times, i don't even know why they do this.
>>68221717
>>68221640
You two curryniggers piss me off. I bet you pronounce all your vowels especially "O" in long form you stupid IDIOTS
FIND A JOB PEDALLING SHIT ON THE STREETS BANGALORE, NOT IN MY COUNTRY KOUSHIK
>>68221618
Lmao holy fuck time to go outside for you
>>68221640
Thanks loo merchant.
>>68221855
Thanks for proving me wrong, bot
>>68221850
Amerifat butthurt that we can do their jerbs better than them.
>>68221850
Amen.
>Views
>Money
That's literally it.
How has no one mentioned this yet?
>>68221923
>Better
You mean for half the paycheck
>>68221850
kek, stay butthurt
tell your politicians about country stuff.
>>68221981
And better.
>>68222056
First hand experience with the hordes of Pajeets working customer care would have me say otherwise.
>>68221689
Welcome to /pol/.
>>68221981
Half the paycheck and 100% better in doing them. Dont you have a moose dick to suck?
>>68221689
What points?
>>68221292
People love Trump and wanna hear about him regardless of context.
>>68221923
>we can do their jobs
As someone who has had to manage Indians. Fuck India. Indians are the worst and most incompetent God damn workers on the planet.
>>68221292
The liberals are scared
>>68221689
>Poo Internet Defence Force
>>68221292
These Brits going to America to sound (in their fucked up heads anyway) so charmingly befuddled and outraged at the America way of life while thinking themselves to be hilarious is getting really tedious.
Nobody likes Oliver.
Nobody likes Piers Morgan.
Seriously British "intellectuals" come off as smug cunts in general, but you guys end up getting the ones that not even people over here like.
>>68222382
Judging from the replies they seem to think that they overperform at work, which is another problem.
>>68222325
Blablabla goats blablabla pedo worship blablabla
These Brits going to America to sound (in their fucked up heads anyway) so charmingly befuddled and outraged at the America way of life while thinking themselves to be hilarious is getting really tedious.
Nobody likes Oliver.
Nobody likes Piers Morgan.
Seriously British "intellectuals" come off as smug cunts in general, but you guys end up getting the ones that not even people over here like.
>>68221292
>Two episodes dedicated to the Lord emperor.
As opposed to the Mainstream Media who have devoted roughly a million and a half hours talking about him.
>>68221292
He is right tho. The wall is a stupid idea.
>It physically can't be build
>it's too expensive
>the idea that mexico will pay for it is stupid and only redneck white trash retards believe it
If trump gets elected he will probably build a few sections of the wall and thats it.
>>68221292
He's a tsundere, he openly shits on Trump but actually loves him secretly.
>T-turumpu-senpai pls notice me
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>>68222527
fuck sake, didn't mean to send that twice.
>>68222527
american libcucks love john oliver
What is wrong with british media personalities? Why are they always smug, unlikeable pseudo-intellectual cunts?
Because his employer, HBO is owned by TWC, who dumped over $600,000,000 onto Hillary Clinton to support her.
His attempts at anti-Trump rhetoric are just another way HBO can support Shillary
>>68221292
I really can't blame him. We live in capitalist countries, and when you have an opportunity to make a lot of money, you better take it. (clicks = money)
>>68222555
>physically can't be build
America has made strides in the field of concrete and steel in the last 200 years
>it's too expensive
We piss away hundreds of billions on advanced aircraft that we don't need and are relatively shitty to begin with. We will probably spend Wall money un-fucking up the F-35 over the next couple years.
>The idea that Mexico will
We could probably fund it on seized drug money alone.
>>68222555
Actually it can be built, and it won't cost that much and Mexico is going to pay for it in the form of not receiving free money for no fucking reason
>>68221655
where's the gif sergeant
>>68222555
> can't be built
How so? Building walls isn't some super high-tech stuff.
> too expensive
See next point
> mexico won't pay for it
They don't really have a choice. The money it costs the US to build it is money that Mexico won't get.
>>68221689
>Los Zetas Internet Defense Force
Fuck you and your drug money, you violent mexican monkeys. I'm tired of you coming into my country, raping and killing our people, and getting away with it because of a super-lax-on-murder monkey King.
Fuck you and your propaganda
>>68222555
But neither of what you said is true.
It can be built quite easy. It is a huge investment but possible.
>its too expensive
From what i know, the illegals fucking up shit and drugs crossing the boarders are costing the us billions already. Things like that are a long term investment.
They dont have to pay directly for it. Murrica can make it a huge fucking pain for mexico tough if they wont cooperate and make it a joint project.
>>68221292
>mfw he attempted meme magic with drumpf and it failed to stick after even a week
>>68222718
I've seen a lot of veiled shillary shilling on murican TV off late. How can berncucks even compete?
>>68223032
They can't.
They can dump as much of their children's lunch money and college funds into Bernies campaign as they want, but it is totally futile.
>>68223000
Kek only favors the worthy and the bringers of chaos as is his nature.
No establishment corporate cuck can dictate from where the memes may flow.
Only the Chosen Donald has the one blessing of the Egyptian Frog God.
It's easy fodder to fill up time that liberals will have some smug remark as the repost it on kikebook. It's going to be W all over again.
Why is Modi so based?
>>68221850
You country is in need of Machine Learning and Artificial Intelligence degree holders, yet you guys are not fulfilling the demand...Why not?
Seriously, you let a shortage be created and don't qualify to meet its demands.
>>68222344
The fact that the wall would cost $25 billion by the most conservative estimates to build, and then another $25 billion over the next 7 years to maintain? The fact that Trump keeps saying mexico will pay for his wall, when mexico has very emphatically replied that they won't be paying for the wall?
>>68225511
Nationalism.
>>68222527
It's funny you mention Piers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3445761/My-revealing-Donald-diaries-PIERS-MORGAN-s-intimate-conversations-Trump-offer-unrivalled-insight-man-soon-President.html
>>68221292
Gets paid to do it. Like a whore.
>>68222056
>>68221923
Yeah, no. I get paid to clean up the messes of offshore morons all the time.
Indian offshore is 95% of the time absolutely useless unless you have a guide. If you want one simple task (e.g. run a script) performed 1,000 to 2,000 times, you can write an exact set of steps in a guide and hand it off. Anything that requires any sort of critical thinking or variation, offshore says
>i dun know how to do it
>>68222555
Why does Israel have a wall then? And Mexico? And China?
>>68225837
Ok and illegal immigration cost 150+ billion a year
what point is he trying to make? that it'not cost effective?
Did John even say what the cost of illegal immigration is?
no he didn't because it's biased liberal BS and there is no point refuting something that blatantly leaves out the facts
>>68221292
Almost like his paychecks are signed by people who wouldn't benefit under a Trump presidency.
>>68226165
True
>>68221292
thats what hes paid to do
>>68221490
WEEWEE
>>68225837
His source on that cost is an undisclosed contractor who would of course jew the gov. Trump has time and time again exposed the greed of gov contract contractors. See his talk at the UN renovations meeting in 2005 blowing the fuck. That said, I still have not seen his source so his credibility on those figures is obfuscated. Not necessarily right or wrong, just unclear and possible misinformation. The comedian isn't a well sourced individual soo...his credibility is shit despite the fact the millennials consider him a legit news source (fucking sad state of affairs).
As for whose paying, try the billionsd in aid to mexico and/or tariffs/ and or taxing the new york times mexijew calls/ etc. etc.
Really I just want to see john's source on the cost and other contracters way in the business weigh in despite the fact that the wall is rhetoric for for having actual borders and enforcing immigration.
>>68225837
Gee I wonder if the millions upon millions of illegals using up healthcare and education and welfare have anything to do with these hundreds of billions down the drain.
But no, 50 billion is absurd, it's not like we give more than that every year to Mexico in aid.
>>68221292
Because Oliver is a time-telling liberal faggot
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>>68226459
There's no denying that illegal immigration is a problem and a drain on our society.
The question we should be asking is whether a wall is really the best, most cost effective solution for solving it.
Considering the wall does absolutely nothing to stop visa overstayers, I just don't think its a good idea. It seems like a lot of money invested in a fruitless project. Even if Mexico was paying for the wall in liquid I would want those billions spent elsewhere.
>>68226376
I mean regardless of what jewishness the contractors are up to, Trump's own estimate is at least $10 billion which is no small sum.
>>68221689
>giving them views
care to summarize what was covered, cause I ain't clicking that shit
I'd always figured the wall was more of a threat/bluff so the border can get its shit together. They'd either have to tighten up security and whatnot to keep it secure, or Trump will literally build a physical wall to do it for them. I'd thought that if they simply set some proper ground rules and even Mexico did their part about preventing illegal border hoppers, he'd never be forced to implement a real physical barrier to keep them out.
Flag system on this site is stupid. Some people have to come here for business trips
I really doubt the average Indian upon gaining internet access would want to go to /pol/ instead of downloading WhatsApp or listening to hindi songs
>>68221292
because trump is a stupid dumb faggot.
>>68226930
Most people aren't here on business trips, and who the fuck would go on hotel wifi without a VPN?
>>68226930
Are you in the business of exporting manure or something?
>participate in a Trump debate
>the opposing team calls him Drumpf
>>68226930
Well fuck off to another site if you dont like it, you smelly currynigger
>>68226602
>Even if Mexico was paying for the wall in liquid I would want those billions spent elsewhere.
This is a fair point. I am a trump supporter through and through. The wall idea is a bit silly to me seeing as people will just find other ways around. Were not facing the mongols, were are facing the 21'st century. A wall isnt going to stop shit. Realistically we need an economic plan to drive out illegals.
What that plan is I dont know desu. I dont really seek to punish people who hire illegals because many might not know etc. There just seems a threshold abuse of power for doing that. I dont necessarily see fixing all of mexico for itself as the answer because despite that being the humane thing, it is not our goddam responsibility.
I dont know, any ideas?
As an american who has spent a truly extended time in east asia, it is here that I appreciate monocultures.
With enough cultural pressure, illegals would be pushed out from the ground up in no time. Sadly, our culture and identity has been completely eroded since the 60's.
Where as I am a heavy advocate of bottom up cultural revolutions (in conservatism) sometimes your only option is top down instigation (see the potus as a cultural leader more than a head of state to guide the zeitgeist).
Its all fucked really and America is pretty fucking doomed, but trump is the sliver of the best shot that we have despite being a baffoon filled with vitriolic, manipulative rhetoric (yes I know he can be reasoned).
>>68221640
Sweet! I can't wait to listen to the comedy that is his attempt at comedy and his political opinions.
Why has no-one brought up the point that most of the illegal immigration is done through docks and airports legally until the visa runs out yet? Or the point that Trump said "They won't be able to come down from a 31 foot ladder at all. Well, maybe if they use a rope." and thus refuted his own point? Or the point that it really won't change drug trade at all because of the things people do to get drugs over the fence already?
>>68226930
Average Indian resident browsing pol here. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>68227167
Get rid of NAFTA, it started this problem to begin with
>>68226966
screamed the stable boy...
>>68226165
>i dun know how to do it
Read that in Apu's voice.
Tastes like fear
>>68227462
Absolutely fucking A right agree. In fact I so agree, trump approach to nafta and ttip are single issues that I would vote for him over any other candidate. I was there in Seattle in 199 when the left was not full retard yet. I remember when that absolute fuck clinton passed nafta and the WTO became all powerful. I told everyone I could how that was a nail in the fucking coffin and how ttip is the second nail.
Fucking liberals, look how they have warped. Now they love clinton and globalization.
As someone who once stood as an old school leftist. I weep and have to vote trump. This shit is not known or said enough. It really needs to spread.
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>>68221640
Poo in a loo
Because his show is fucking stupid and the only publicity it has ever gotten over social media is when he talks about trump
>>68227706
Patience, brother
>>68227891
dont support it. Noone who watches john oliver is going to support clinton. All it does is seek to drive away the inevitable trump voting bernie supporters.
>>68221292
hows the taste of poop today?
>>68222555
>building a wall is too hard and expensive
>gooks build wall across continent with rocks and animal shit
>>68228135
It took the gooks centuries to build the whole thing and it was more of a necessity than an election gimmick for them.
>>68228348
And they still got fucking wrecked.
>>68226602
>The question we should be asking is whether a wall is really the best, most cost effective solution for solving it.
Solution 1: Deport illegals.
This has proven completely ""impossible"" no matter how many millions we pump through INS. Leftists smirk at how it would be ""impossible"" to find and deport the illegals and how it would break up families (cue the tears and pictures of babies).
Solution 2: eVerify and denying housing to illegals
EVerify exists, but it's use isn't mandatory nor would anyone hiring illegals actually comply. When any town has attempted to block illegals from renting/buying housing the courts have shut them down (see: Farmer's Branch, TX).
Solution 3: Improve conditions in their homeland to discourage immigration
There's no push to accomplish this in any way. Central and south america are shitholes and no one, left right or center, wants to get involved in those cesspits.
Solution 4: Turn America into such a pile of shit people stop hopping the border
No thanks.
Face it. The wall is the only thing that will work. No other solution has up to this point and no solution has been proposed that would be even half as effective.
We're losing over a 100 billion a year taking in the riffraff of central and south america and what do we get in return? Cheap labor? When millions of americans are still out of work? Build the fucking wall already.
>>68228403
>China a superpower
Yeah rekt
>>68221292
Because Trump is so incredibly stupid it is super easy to make him look like a fool.
>>68228045
You tell me peenoy. I'm sure it's a part of the local diet down at poolipines.
>>68228455
Well of course they are a super power now that they have half mongol genes.
(korea included)
>>68228403
I don't see any Mexicans in China.
Check mate, atheists.
>>68228455
He means by the mongols, back in the day.
>>68226602
>visa overstayers
can I get a total number on that? because I've got a feeling it aint shit
>>68228448
get rid of nafta, faggot
>>68228457
>>68228457
>he still thinkd Trump is an idiot
>Trump is single handedly dismantling a political party in one of the most corrupt nations in the world with nothing but outsmarting the media and the establishment
>theyre all playing checkers
>The Donald is playing starcraft.
>>68221689
You mean the fact that illegal imigration costs America $113+ annually through abusing welfare with tax evasion and that the meme man's max estimate for the wall means it would be paid off five times over within one year?
>"Instead of paying it's self off 30 times over with the minimum estimate the wall will only pay itself off 5 times over at the maximum estimate
Am I really supposed to stop supporting Trump over this? I have a hat, a shirt, and a hoodie and I've already bought them for a reason.
We're supporting Trump because we think he's the best candidate not because we're misinformed or being brainwashed by neo-Hitler.
>>68223032
>>68221292
Poo in the loo
>>68229587
I'll poo in your loo after I steal your job. K? Now gtfo if you don't have anything meaningful to contribute.
>>68228760
yeah... i agree
trump is dismantling the republican party and sabotaging the election and its embarrassingly corrupt
i wonder how much hillary is paying him to destroy the republican party and hand her the election
democrats are actively voting for trump because they know he will never win the general election.
/pol/ is all hillary shills or rednecks to dumb to see supporting trump will destroy the republican party for generations. trump isn't even fiscally conservative and his entire platform is "act like a dick, become hated, destroy the republican party that I am not even a part of"
>>68221292
cause it brings in ratings
also its so fucking easy making fun of trump
>>68228818
$113+ isent alot
i mean you cant even buy a good gaming rig with that
>>68221292
because making fun of trump is pretty easy
>>68221709
Ok, this was seriously funny.
>>68230398
you're a shithead
>>68221292
Because it's fun to make fun of frothing retards
>>68225837
>when mexico has very emphatically replied that they won't be paying for the wall?
I guess they won't need their foreign aid then. We will use that to maintain the wall. $25 Billion is peanuts for a government, especially one that feeds off the USA like a leech.
>>68222489
UK why are your accents so pretentious I have nothing against Brits but hearing them speak It makes want to strangle the person>>68221292
>>68221640
>dental damns don't feel the same
kek so he's sucked cocks confirmed?
When you see poo in loo say "thank you for the needful" and hide thread.
>>68222489
They fail in uk, and some dumb cunt tv exec over here gets wet whenever she hears a British accent, so she gives them a tv show and pours money at them. At least we finally get Clarkson, May and Hammond though.
>>68221709
Kek
>>68221598
Good I don't want to work a full time minimal wage Programming job. You're really taking over the workforce Pajeet
>>68221709
i had a good hearty minute long kek at this
>>68225743
Even when Americans have degrees, you fuckers are willing to work for dirt since you paid jack shit for your "collage education" and we can't compete. Stay the fuck in your own country and get a job working for a LOCAL business there.
>>68230259
fuck the GOP anyway, they sold out the white man, their main demographic, years ago to panhandle to spics, kikes, and chinks.
>>68227167
>Realistically we need an economic plan to drive out illegals.
Guest working program to bring people in for the few weeks of the year that we need them to pick our crops, then ship them straight back home. They get their job and their money, but no other nonsense.
Even Bill Maher is having episodes after episodes talking about and ending with Trump. But the thing is all he does is try to play psychologist and make fun of him, not realizing that's what got him this far.
>>68227167
>I am a trump supporter
you are not
>>68221292
> he always talk of trending topics
He is doing the same as trump does, talk bad about others and get free publicity about it.
becuase in mkt there is no such thing as bad publicity, trump even wrote a book about how to mind fuck ppl with negative comments, considered taboo in the political argument.
But yeah trump is playing a role, like in his tv show, and you love to suck on his cock and bullshiet.
Enjoy the trump dick, while it last.
They are making you hate him, to make the other party win more easyly.
Dont you all see it? brainwashed little shits.
>>68221292
He's hiney holocausted about his "Drumpf" meme not taking off and the fact he and his production company dropped several million on a website and hats that amounted to literally nothing.
He thought this was going to be his "big moment" and he would be heralded as a leftist hero for ending Trump's career. Only nothing happened. And now the Slimy Limey is desperate.
