How do we save the UK?
Nuclear fire.
Kill the queen, nuke the london city
>>68218809
Just stay away from the crazy bitches.
Trump
Those things were so much fun !!!
They can snap quite easily though ;(
>>68218809
>make a thread about it
>never post in it
>???
>proclaim success
>>68218809
wew lads good thing they got that one off the street
Exit the EU
Vote UKIP and acquire sensible gun and self defense laws
>>68218809
WHAT IS THIS DEADLY FUCKING WEAPON, YOU WANKER
Does anyone have the article about the unregistered assault pond that killed 2 children?
>>68218911
>tfw you slap it against the window
>you pull it and it flicks off to fast
>lands in the dirt and dust
>ruined forever
>>68218809
>>68218809
No one can be saved.
They probably didn't have a license for one, that's all. Nothing wrong with that, those things can be deadly in the wrong hands.
>>68218980
>slaps it against cop
>takes eye out
>life in prison
>>68218809
We are slowly dying, brexit will only prolong the inevitable
Just end our nations suffering and give it a dignified death
>>68219101
they'd last me about 3 hours
I'd even wait for the other kids to leave so I could play with it by myself and not risk someone bumping me and accidentally ruining it
Don't mind about me. Just posting some god tier toys.
>>68218809
do they do these weapon sweeps in muslim areas?
>>68219357
>>68218809
Okay, now that's just sad.
I feel bad for you britbros.
Leave the EU.
>>68219357
The alligator is a death trap, though.
It's probably banned in Britain.
>>68218809
lol i remember that as a toy when i was a child!! humanity and their weird toys for children.
>>68219387
Don't be racist anon.
>>68219583
You need a licence for it.
its the only way
>>68218809
Unfortunately the picture is not real https://twitter.com/MPSHarrow/status/535444154680377344
>>68219101
when i was young and on holiday in France i accidentally stuck one of those little figures with the sticky hands and feet that roll down glass onto a woman's hat without her noticing
>>68219981
Is that a toy gun?
>>68219925
I can't believe I watched all of that and was actually tense the whole way through.
>tfw slinging that shit 5ft out onto your friends desk, rips all his papers off and sends them flying
Good times
>>68220112
Yes
>>68219925
>>68220198
Same, I was hoping somebody would post this but was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
>>68219357
I can smell the plastic and rubber from my side of the screen.
>>68218809
Thermo nuclear war in RONDON.
>>68218809
I don't believe this picture to not be a fake. I mean at most it's a satire tweet.
>>68219101
there was a easy solution to this thou; Water.
made that shit new again m8
You don't have to. America ensures your right to hate it., which is ironically the same reason you shouldn't.
>>68219357
ok i played with pretty much all of this BUT YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING 90's KID FUCK OFF
>>68219925
This game would be awesome if it was animated kaiji style!
>>68219357
Remember these? I probably ingested some of it at some point. I'll probably develop cancer in my 40's
>>68219101
If you ran it under water and squirt some fairy washing up liquid on it, makes it good as new. Not hot water though
OP, did you shoop that you fag?
for what purpose? the shit in the actual tweet is just as ridiculous.
>>68219925
jesus fuck
>>68218809
With a wall aound London.
>>68220847
I cant understand how they dare to post these on Twitter, as if they accomplished anything. I would feel ashsmed if i were one of those cops, takeing away toys from Kids. Or Do I miss the joke? Are those fake pics to shame the force?
>>68219925
>>68220881
White vegans (aka politically liberal and/or ignorant), muslims, and blacks.
Wall it, dome it, set off a nuke inside the dome. Let the pakistani mayor they're electing in 2 months deal with the fallout.
>>68221080
Nope, those are actual cops.
Things are so boring in England this is about as exciting as being a police officer gets.
>>68220847
Is that a croquet mallet? Or a giant hammer? Are they trying to disarm Harley Quinn?
>>68221208
You don't have to be either 'liberal' or ignorant to be vegan
>>68218809
tell obama to but out and we will brexit and save ourselves in june
>>68220847
Yeah, that's the joke.
Harrow is in London, so it's full of niggers, pakis and poles, local council called the police around to clean up one of the estates and this is how they try and save face
That and well, pakis niggers and the poles who didn't want to make poland great again are all cunts, so most of the shit is left around so that they know where to go to grab something if a fight breaks out or they see someone they want to nob.
Tbh the police are shit, can't wait to move to Trump's America.
Only chance I'm staying is if Brexit wins and UKIP's successor then goes on to get into power.
>>68219357
I had every single one of these, damn. Small world, Finland bro. Good times.
>>68220847
I really don't get it, how is something so petty considered an illegal weapon yet deactivated guns and empty casings are completely legal.
http://dwsuk.org/epages/057184c7-2fa2-4321-880c-a30e87657239.sf/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/057184c7-2fa2-4321-880c-a30e87657239/Products/288
It can't be that difficult for anybody to make these into live bullets right?
>>68220774
I remember loving this shit as a kid, but thinking back, I can't really remember what was so cool about it. Real balloons already existed, why did we need to make our own shitty version?
>>68221900
it's funny because a creative person can kill or injure you with hundreds of perfectly legal items. the nanny state is incapable of seeing how ridiculous it has become.
>>68221080
Some of them I can understand, they're searching public areas where people stash sharp/heavy shit to grab for a fight.
But that one's just fucking retarded.
>>68221900
See
>>68222553
And lets not even forget the fact that most of us have teeth that are perfectly capable of ripping someone's throat out. Or fists that we can bludgeon someone to death. This is why banning weapons is a stupid endeavor.
>>68218809
You could start by not posting fake images.
>>68222699
>>68222574
Yeah exactly, I'm sure if I was going to kill somebody then not having access to a gun would not stop me.
>>68222699
And that's assuming you'll find the criminals weapons in the first place.
>>68218809
tell them to vote to leave in the summer
Paki ET will save the kuffar.
I forgot ro renew my kettle liscense so I had to move to Austria.
WELFARE FOR DINDUS
>>68222553
This. For fucks sake, if you want you could stab someone to death with a fucking pencil.
>>68223114
>UK almost banned high powered assault kettles
>>68223190
Bin that pencil m8, I've seen screenshots where they collected one because it was too long.
>>68220847
>>68218809
>and other countries say american government is tyrannical.
>>68223171
>Bimbo Ayelabolo
>Bimbo
>Aye
>>68219357
get on my level
>>68219357
Oh shit, I have that rug. It's under my bed now.
>>68218809
> literary the most (well, almost) intelligent people on Earth
> save them
slavshits cannot into it
We don't. It's over.
>>68223171
> bimbo
tee hee
>>68221900
The laws are retarded, you can buy a Winchester Black Shadow which will fire as fast as you can pull this trigger.
You could completely waste a crowd of people with this yet people have a panic attack at the thought of handguns being available.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uue1AO7Y-ZE
>>68220822
BUT THEN IT WAS NEVER THE SAME
>>68220847
they are completely useless. these constant media coverage is to give taxpayers the illusion that they are not throwing their money down the drain.
>>68223488
what i played with as a kid
>>68219357
That fucking carpet.
>>68223357
>tfw CCing a high-capacity pencil-case loaded with military-style assault pencils
Fukin rozzers will never take me alive
>>68223488
Get on MY level
>>68219925
Obligatory
>>68220391
At least it's not a bicycle wheel or an ordinary stick.
>>68218911
>tfw you drop a paper in school and retrieve it with your trusty stickyhand
Bitches be swooned over that shit.
>>68223488
my fucking nigga that castle was the shit
>>68218809
You wait for it to collapse and take it over.
>>68218958
This.
>>68223812
What you'll place sandbags, spent shell casings, and enemy corpses around in the near future.
>he didn't have one of these
>>68221498
Found the vegan. 99% of vegans are liberals. check literally any vegan forum. and now adays you have to be pretty (politically) ignorant to be a liberal, so there you go.
>>68219925
BADASS
>>68223488
Best christmas ever.
>>68224376
i remember when my mum donated to them to the YMCA when i was at school...was absolutely gutted lol
>>68219109
Hey man, my mom was killed by an illegally obtained Kinder Surprise, I'm glad these are off the streets.
>>68223488
YES LAD
>>68224419
there was a kid in one of my primary school classes that had one of those
he was a little shit but everyone sucked up to him because he'd invite someone to his house just about every weekend
then he brought it into school for a fun day at the end of the year and thunderbirds 3 and 4 got nicked
to this day i have no idea why anyone would want to steal a thunderbird 4
>>68221080
It's bureaucracy. The department has to do a weapon sweep on whatever Community Action Day is. They have to demonstrate to the office drone (not a policeman) that they have done the weapons sweep. If they fail to find any 'weapons' on the weapons sweep, that office drone will start asking whether their department actually did a weapons sweep, and if you can't prove that you did, you have to go do another one.
This ends up with ridiculous shit like that one screencap with the bike wheel because everyone involved just wants to cover their arse as expediently as possible so the policemen can go back to policing.
>>68218809
>1 post by this ID
>>68223507
>>68223896
That mat + matchbox cars, hours of childhood entertainment.
>>68220063
absolute madman
>>68221373
Nothing wrong with this.
If i found a live bullet on the floor in a no-guns country i'd call the cops too, don't need people with guns if i don't have em' either.
>>68219357
Did anyone else have this?
>>68219925
>>68223939
>>68223488
>Not having both
Fisher Price was fucking GOAT
>>68225125
> that sound when the battery starts dying
YOU CAN MAKE IT RED CAR?!
>>68225277
Also this was really fun.
>>68220112
A croquet mallet and a toy gun. Jesus Christ.
>dad buys me a giant bucket of toy soldiers for christmas
>had the following ww2 nations: germany, japan, uk, usa, russia and italy
>all so nice with stuff like AT cannons looked more like modellism than toys
>look at the italian soldiers, two toy soldiers in a pose, a guy without legs laying on the ground, with even a fucking puddle of blood and a guy with his uniform reduced to a ragedy mess hugging him while pointing his pistol forward.
10/10 toy
>>68222774
come on, British are not like that!
>>68220847
>toy gun
>>68225454
> tfw that fucking commercial
thanks mom
>>68225454
Top-tier choice. My bro and me would go through all the batteries in the house with this.
>>68219513
>being this fucking stupid
>>68225759
>Will never have this
All i got were the generic american ww2 ones.
Atleast i did WW2 modelism as a kid, and now.
>>68218809
They're saving it already, one weapon at a time.
>>68218809
Luftwaffe.
theres no hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZe5hXodQg
>>68225874
[spoiler]se sei toscano vidi quel secchio all'incaba di camaiore circa un anno fa[/spoiler]
i dropped ww2 modelism for warhammer stuff, at least the shop i visit is full of fascists.
>>68225833
Those were the coolest shit
>>68219357
YES!
I had that exact car mat and that Super soaker 50, which sucked ass. Got a better later on
>>68219101
Fuck that shit.
You gotta keep them clean and pristine and it's impossible.
>>68226282
>spoiler
No so de Napule.
E per quanto vorrei entrare a fare parte della communita (Warhammer, 40K, D&D ect. ect) purtroppo qui e molto difficile trovare persone che sono interesate, oltre alla mancanza di negozi.
>>68221373
my dad found a couple of mortar shells in a sewage pipe in our garden once. looked something like the second one in pic related. our house was pretty old so they had probably been there since ww2. there were lots of military bases around our area during the war.
he put them on a shelf in his shed. my mum was terrified of them.
>>68223171
Let them die.
>>68219101
mine got stuck in the ceiling
>>68218958
>>68218809
>>68220847
The sad part is that even if the police knew that muslims had weapons caches full to the brim in their mosques, they wouldn't do anything because they don't want to be perceived as racist, just as they didn't act against one of the biggest child sex rings ever brought to light because the people in question were homosexual.
Instead they take away kids toys.
>>68223896
The fuck I had a precise simular one.
The London police need to conduct Paki pedo sweeps and leave Englishmen's weapons the fuck alone.
Anyone else catch Daily Politics today?
>>68223896
>>68219357
Uhhhhhaaa yes...
UKIP and Nigel Farage.
I was literally assaulted with a croquet mallet and silly string just yesterday, leaving me disabled for life. Get these lethal weapons off our streets.
>>68225836
Mine plugged into the wall.
Haha. We don't! Fuck the UK. Nut-less fairies.
>>68219357
>tfw I had almost all of those
I wasn't ready for these feels... Didn't have the Supersoaker, but my mate did.. I had a HUGE double-barrel variant that was all the rage in my youth.
I never had a tamagochi though, because even back then I thought that was gay weebshit.
>if you didn't have pic related your parents didn't love you, anons
>>68225833
Still got this baby in the attic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxlAIQLdWI
>>68224837
>butthurt as his mummy made the blue peter version
>>68225454
>Doesn't even have a loop
Casual to be honest..
>>68228387
>all those missing palm trees
>no sign of thunderbird 3
>>68228478
https://youtu.be/2UzWkEHOdZA
>>68219109
>>68224583
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html
>>68228584
I never had the complete set either, but I did have Thunderbirds 1, 2 and 3... I think I never got Lady Penelope's pink limo though.
>>68218809
foreigners did you have a magazine with gifts like the sticky hand or potato guns ?
here we used to have severals but i dont know if kids still reads nowadays ...
>>68219106
ayy
>>68228387
Mother
Fucking
Thunderbirds
my man
>>68220774
I ruined some furniture with that shit
Micro Machines were the true patricians toy
>you will never assault the stair heights with your buddies again
>you will never carry the great kitchen lines with a mishmash of old ww2 tanks
>you will never build landing craft out of legos and storm the beach where carpet starts
>my Supersoaker soaked the SHIT out of your Supersoakers
>>68218809
You don't.
>>68223488
Oh shit dawg, my brother had that
>>68227083
POINTS BASED IMMIGRATION SYSTEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cJCvce05YI
>>68228834
Muh nigga.
Technically Micro Machines Military, but point made.
Lets see, if there are any real 90s kids here.
I got pic related for christmas 1992 and still have it in a box somewhere.
>>68228767
>Potato gun
This is the only potato gun I know of.
https://youtu.be/PvqMWqxYuL8
>>68228684
Shit, it's all coming back. Didn't the island also have buttons inside that played audio?
>>68229018
kek no it was somrthing like that
>>68228950
Everyone was jelly of the castle, unless you showed up with a pirate ship
>>68225114
They will totally get the bastard who dropped that bullet !
>>68229104
Yeah, that sounds familiar.. I think they just had some sound effects from the TV show, like 'THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO' and such.
>>68223752
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_trap
Look at the records for the Olympics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Harrison_(sniper)
Look at the world record for longest kill with sniper rifle.
Why are the English so good at shooting when guns are banned?
Fuck Scotland, ruining our fun!
>>68219925
this is a game where no one wins
>>68229165
If our kids had those they wouldn't be killing each other in school.
>>68228950
Get on my level.
>>68221373
I would go door to door to arrest, round up, place on trains, send to camps, gas with zyklon-b, and oven 6 million jews for the chance to come across free .22lr
>>68229274
The winner is the last finger standing.
>>68229238
My parents didnt approve of pirates. I got the gay british navy one.
>>68219925
>Russians
>>68229329
Nostalgia rush. I think I still have that one in my closet.
>>68229329
I never got space shit except this one.
>>68223812
Holy fuck, can't remember that whole thing but i did have that yellow car with that cannon on top.
I'm really suprised how across the countries everyone basicly has the same stuff.
>>68219357
>Mommy! Please buy me a water squrting gun! All of my firends have one, i want to play too! please please please
>NO!your father spent all the money on booze and ciggarettes! Now go to sleep before he comes home and beats us again
Why did you have to make me remeber!??
>>68228387
What the fuck. Why does this look so familiar to me. Half of me doesn't remember owning this, but the other half does.
>>68218809
is this just them filling some bullshit quota or are brits actually happy with this?
>>68229376
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!
Have at ye Pirate scum.
>>68219925
>that band-aid on his finger
>>68229503
>What the fuck. Why does this look so familiar to me. Half of me doesn't remember owning this, but the other half does.
Probably because your parents didn't love you so you didn't have one, but all your friends did. That's basically how it works world wide..
>>68229473
>I'm really suprised how across the countries everyone basicly has the same stuff.
We grew up in a globalised world.. Lego was not Dutch, the Thunderbird was not Dutch and Supersoakers were not Dutch either. It's only logical that we weren't the only place that stuff got exported to.
>>68229531
>royal navy
>pirates
>any difference
That's basically what we did senpai
>tfw I got this AND the saucer mothership for Christmas
>>68229329
>tfw asked for one of those
>didn't get it
>got this instead
>still had to pay for it
I still have it too.
LEGO 4lyf, I'm in my 30s and still into Technic
>>68219357
I had all of these
>>68229673
I'm pretty sure I had the island and nothing else. Either that or I remember seeing it somewhere.
The human brain is a funny thing.
>>68229459
>>68219101
this
>>68229505
It's a photoshop, but they are trying to appear like they are doing something good. How they can post these weapon sweep things after what happened in Rotherham is beyond me. But pigs gonna pig.
>>68229810
Is this space engineers or starmade?
>>68229709
so that's what all those wings that are sitting in my lego pile are from
>>68229805
>I'm pretty sure I had the island and nothing else.
Seems illogical.. I had some of the vehicles before getting the Island for my birthday. I think most kids that had it did..
>>68227083
Points-based immigration system.
Also dick status= muh
>>68229936
Space Engineers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR010PQkJVc
>>68218958
So simple and effective but will never be done m80.
>>68229320
yeah but it works with fruits only, fries arent compatible
we also used to make blow darts with chewed paper shit was hilarious
>>68224419
I still have that thing on a shelf in my room just because. Fucking palm trees snap off every time because they're brittle as shit, I keep gluing them back on. Dustmagnet.
>>68219101
Fuck that shit
>>68219101
This.
Fucking hell do those sticky things get dirty quickly
Do you guys remember these cars and trucks that could shoot slime? I can't recall the name. I always wanted those as a kid but my parents wouldn't let me have one because I'd probably ruin everything in the house.
>>68230038
Yes, we used to fire grains of rice from the shell of a BIC ballpoint pen . . . . .great days!
>>68219925
They should duct tape a weight to the tip of it's nose for serious carnage
>>68230162
No, but I remember these cars that came with brushes and when you put the brushes under cold water and used them on the cars, they would change color.
Who remembers these?
>>68220774
My mom used to get me this shit when I went with her to the supermarket all the time. I loved the smell and still do.
>>68226525
keeping old explosives
pretty stupid desu
>>68218809
We Ban Toasters and Kettles. That's the only way they will ever riot.
>>68229329
I had the flying saucer from that line.
Always wanted one of
>>68229376
>>68229238
but LEGO was so fuckin expensive in early 90ties in Poland...
[spoiler]It's actually amazing how much my parents were willing to spend on this for me and my brother[/spoiler]
>>68230213
>schools still had playing fields
>used to go right to the back where all the bushes were and hit each other with sticks
CHARACTER
BUILDING
>>68230038
>chewed paper
What are you a faggot?
Cut the red line and frill it a bit, stick a needle through it (blunt end frill-side) then stick it needle first in a straw.
Can't say my mother was too happy about it though.
>>68230320
>that kid who played the slaver team each time
kek
>>68229492
>Not using empty plastic bottles instead
>>68218809
hah, they still make such ebil weapons
man I had many of these back in the 80ies n shit
>>68230542
Yeah man. Parents used to care about their kids in the 90s.
Nowadays they give them a tablet/phone to keep them busy and quiet, while both parents slave away at work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbewVIsPtHI
>mfw these are legal
>mfw handguns aren't
>>68230542
> mfw I had only the smallest sets and treated them like muh preciousssss, literary remembered every brick
>A fucking stick
remove matzos
>>68230685
I think people underestimate .22lr but still
>.22lr
>>68230685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag
>>68230590
man if teachers didn't like when we fucked up our pens and erasers, i think they would have been upset if we started to shoot eachother with needles
>>68218809
I live in this area. It's 15% white. In the past decade there have been quite a few murders in wealdstone which have been gang related. Nice to see there's some kind of a police presence as the area feels like it's an unlawful Outland.
>>68230840
It's not like they penetrated... too deeply.
>>68218809
With napalm
Lots and lots of napalm
>>68230737
Did they broke someones broom to make that photo?
>>68230813
.22lr is the legal requirement for semi automatic weapons in the UK.
>mfw Scotland are banning air rifles.
>>68226103
Aryan scum detected
On a serious note, why the fuck does reCAPTCHA call burgers sandwiches?
>>68230913
>when you bullied the nerd with glasses too much
>>68219101
You can't even use them they are illegal in your country
>>68230855
>15% white
Get out of there m8
>>68230961
Yes.
Meanwhile, I'm shopping for a shotgun LOL.
http://www.oxfordguncompany.co.uk/gunshop/
>>68231071
I have no fucking idea but it pisses me off. Stupid Americans.
>>68228034
>>68230667
My parents slaved at work in the 90ties too, and yet they had time to play with me.
My father was winning in all toy sodiers wars we fought, even when I tried some underhanded tactics. It was like going against a final boss in video game.
>>68219106
>Low 5
>>68230508
Don't you fucking dare.
>>68231080
>when you live in the UK and you bully a nerd too much so he shoots up the school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihdJgwGzhCs
>>68221080
They get told to go out and do a weapon sweep and not come back till they find X amount of 'Weapons'
So they pick up discarded shit in bushes
>>68231441
Fucking genius right there.
>>68231377
it's too late, m8.
Say goodbye to the only thing that makes your miserable life bearable, you cuck.
You act like a bitch, you die like a bitch. Enjoy your riots over goddamn brewed beverages
>>68218809
Kek I used to work in wealdstone, its all asian there, harrow is relatively safe given its like 10% white
>>68231010
I think I'd prefer a 308 rifle with an easy and quick bolt, at least that can leave 10" holes in people.
>>68231441
impressive
>>68230508
>mfw two of those posts are mine
HAHAHA but seriously I walk into mainland Europe and I will slice every single politician up with a fucking broadsword if they take my tea away, not even joking.
So watch yourself Merkel, Schulz and other European scum. I'll come for you.
>>68231618
I don't like bolt rifles, a pump action shotgun is good enough. Fuck I'll settle for a crossbow, a nasty broadhead bolt through someone is painful.
>>68228683
These are for children 3+ tho :)
>>68228387
>tfw me and my mum made the gigantic DIY Tracey Island from Blue Peter
>tfw it covered a whole table just about
>tfw it had everything, the bendy palm trees, everything
>tfw for christmas she and my dad bought me the full set of little diecast Thunderbirds to put in it
I can literally feel the happiness coming back
>>68231486
So they basically clean up the area?
>>68231520
You think it's the UK government proposing the kettle shit legislation?
It's the EU and I won't think twice about killing them. I actually will, as will many others, it would be a pleasure.
