*BOOM BOOM CRASH* that's all it takes for 2 oppressed urban youths to kick your front door in looking for gibs what do you do /pol/?
>>68212474
shit in my hand and throw it
Slice them with my Katana and tell them god isn't real
>>68212474
>American doors
>>68212474
>what do you do /pol/?
I look bewildered at why they've broken into my shitty flat with nothing in it but me quietly masturbating.
>>68212608
>being quiet while you masturbate
Faggot cuck detected
Y R murican doors so low energy?
>>68212532
They do do that but I don't think it scares them off.
>>68212474
I watched my drunk friend kick in someone's front door with a single kick. Shit flew off the hinges and everything. He was only 16 at the time and at most weighed 160.
>>68212474
I keep a bowie knife in my bedroom so I grab it and stab them to death
buddy you're a boy make a big noise
>trying to kick the door in before just breaking out the window and reaching in for the lock
Most people don't have double cylinder locks.
Immediately get on my knees and open my little whore mouth as they give me a nice black bukkake bath
Offer them a Nando's voucher in exchange for my life
Sing "We Are the Champions" at them really loudly
>>68212974
Honest anon...
>>68212474
Ask them politely to leave, the police confiscated all my butter knives because I forgot to renew my license.
>>68212474
I live in the US, home invasions almost never happen because we have guns. Ask (insert cuck island here) what they would do.
By them the school supplies they need to get their life together and hand them my valuables so they get back on their feet
>>68212552
Nice post. You sure are funny. You are very smart.
Is your front door not metal? Mine is and has locks at three points down the side.
>>68212474
strip naked and charge at them swinging my dick like a windmill
>>68213094
Are you in a communist city/state? If not what is your fucking excuse not to be greeting them with a loaded god damn gun?
y-you too
Grab baseball bat and swing, then probably go to jail for a hate crime.
>>68213345
What type of ak is that with the tacticool stock?
>>68212474
1. Live at a place with under 100 niggers in a 20 kilometers radius.
2. Live in something more durable than a plastic barbiehouse.
3. Have a knifu.
>>68212474
>whimpy youth
>kicking through my heavy steel door.
Will not even notice the banging. What is it with americans and their shitty doors? Does the urge to shoot nogs override any sensible security purchasing?
*BOOM BOOM CRASH* that's all it takes for a guard equipped with stealth to kick your front door in looking for snake.
what do you do /pol/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EybxmPaSR6A
Don't mind me. Just posting some orgasmic justice porn.
>>68212474
*CLICK CLICK BOOM*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig
Calmly inform them the door they just kicked in was there to protect them, not me
>>68213694
OH THAT'S ALL RIGHT
THAT'S ALL RIGHT
>>68213543
Put a pack of cigarettes up my asshole.
>>68213591
>orgasmic justice porn.
>nigger didn't even get shot
that was a fucking blue balling
>>68212474
CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOR!
