NEW YORK CITY NUKED!!!! DEFCON 1, ITS HAPPENING
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/21/NorthAmerica/New-York-City-unthinkable-devastation/index.html
>President Obama-in what he calls an unacceptable and unforgivable act of horror, calls upon the American upon the american people to remain vigilant yet calm as they have much reason to believe this is not a full scale attack on our country.
>this is our darkest hour for America.but as Americans have in the past, We will prevail. This will not go unpunished
>>68210308
XD LMFAO! TO THE REDDITMOBIIIIILE!!!!!
>>68210308
HOLY SHIT ITS TRUE! THE CNN SERVERS IN NEW YORK IS DOWN!
>>68210308
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BOYS
HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS, WE ARE GOING TO WAR
Uh-oh!
It could be you, or it could be us, but there's no page here.
>>68210308
Not real fag
HAHA TROLLED AGAIN
They would see the nuke coming before it hit
>>68210308
that's not funny my brother died that way!!
>>68210308
I don't need to click on the link to know it's bait
>>68210308
KEEP ME POSTED
New Yorker here.
This is total bullshit. There's nothing happeni
is happening?
>>68210308
awwww man come on don't get my hopes up like that
>>68210308
>The FLAG
Learn to shitpost better mate
>>68210308
UPDATE
>the vice president has just made a statement saying this was not from a launch, but a detonation from ground levels
>death toll is suspected over 8 million
What if this was real though?
>>68210308
Only in my dreams.
lol you're a bit early on this one OP
8/17
>>68210308
>CanItBeSaturdayNow.com
are you sure this is real? That site doesn't look like the kind of site that would have up-to-the-minute photos of current events...
This was the last clear frame sent from a camera that was 7 miles away from the blast center, before neutron flux overcame the circuitry. May God have mercy on us all.
Evacuations on New Jersey, can confirm
Calm down, thats just stage filming for Avangers: Civil War
>>68210345
ashamed to say i lost it at this
>>68210656
NEW YORK BRO REPORT IN
REPORT IN
NEW YORK BRO DO YOU READ
NOOOOOOOO
>>68210308
Stop trying to be Australia faggot.
Nothing of value would be lost if Jew York got nuked tbqh.
>>68210308
And nothing of value was lost.
it would be a good day for humanity if nyc got nuked
it's happening !!!
>>68211420
>420
Pretty much. Why couldn't this be true?
new yorker here, can confirm this is total bulls
SNAKE?
SNAKE!!!?!?!?!?!
SNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VHoS_C5Quc
>>68210308
You almost coaxed me into a snafu
>>68210823
the NYC is UNNUKEABLE
unlike Poolan
>Jew York
nothing of value would be lost
>>68210308
from the very first millisecond i saw this, i knew it was bullshit
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN!?
I am the new yorker now
>>68210308
Wow
I don't say this often :
OP you are a fucking faggot.
>sources say no Jewish people were caught in the blast
>the Jewish community of New York left the city a week prior for religious reasons
>>68211069
The sun rises early in new york I see
>>68210552
>believing this government meme
They couldn't even stop an airliner flying in restricted airspace nor figure out that something was wrong when they couldn't get in contact with anyone on the jet.
>>68210308
why don't you kill yourself faggot?
>>68211586
>>68211839
>these stoned Canadians getting all worked up
>>68211069
>surface burst
You're supposed to detonate in midair to maximize the mach stem overpressure.
Can't you do anything right?
>>68211948
>>68211839
t.fell for it for second now I feel like a dumb faggot
President Obama wouldn't be saying shit, it would just be an immediate full scale retaliation against the entire world. No one would care or listen to what Obama had to say, his input would be useless.
>>68211725
>>68211268
K... keep me posted
>>68212087
>wat is a briefcase nuke
>>68211948
someone's butthurt because it wasnt real
SKY KING SKY KING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68212712
A nuke small enough to duct tape to a cheap drone, you uncreative shit.
The only time you surface burst is if you're busting bunkers or maximizing short-term fallout.
