Go into paint, and create a masterpiece.
This is mine, it's called "Oppression".
Be sure to rate others and don't forget to leave constructive criticism.
if any of you faggots make music that would be gay enough to fit this for an album cover then go ahead and use it
>>68208538
Challenge accepted
what a nice thread
want me to donate some?
>>68208811
Wouldn't be out of place on a dispoable cup or tampon box from the 90s
>inb4 I know a Jew depiction when I see one
i call this one
lathe
>>68208941
It looks like our tissue boxes even now.
>>68209097
Truly inspiring
This piece, I call, "How Can We Make America Great Again, If Our Eyes Are Oranges". I expect only the artistically touched to understand the symbolism behind this
>>68208928
Sure, the more art the better.
This new one is called "Dispossession".
>>68208445
cute blush !
I copied a bit of your style, I hope you don't mind >//~//<
I call this one Le artists perils through the ages.
It represents the struggle of all le artists going through a liberal arts school coping with evil white male racists and nazis
>>68209454
I feel like the use of red as a background would be more impacting.
I understand the black represents the depths within your heart, but red would express the fierce emotions you experience when suffering those difficulties.
more of this great content @ notkill.me, btw
>>68209557
what would you rate it out of 3?
>>68209253
hmmm, yes
It reminds me of a work of my own. The theme of having made a grievous error by ascribing to the dictates of a capitalistic society is prominent in it as well. I call it, simply, "Misplacement".
>>68209646
Such ratings are an impossibility. Grades and ratings are the restrictions of the elite in order to put value on our efforts when in truth such efforts cannot accurately be judged.
>>68209237
thanks
i call this one robot girl with left arm missing
5 minutes in mspaint
>>68209805
>left arm
>>68209805
0/10, no fucking effort put into it whatsoever
Here is a real masterpiece
>>68210287
While I applaud your effort at expressing your individuality, perhaps in the future you should avoid putting words in your art. These aren't comics, Anon.
>>68210338
dont have to sperg out, aspie. youre bringing down the mood of this thread, dumbfuck
yeah nah
I call this one no voice
>>68210556
>flag
kek well done m8
this one is confused looking girl
>>68210556
What's this? Representationalism? Get out of here you filthy pleb, this thread is for enlightened individuals.
>>68210338
It actually looks a bit good.
>>68210610
>>68210538
>>68209805
this one's setting up a fight
I call this one "AIDS Skrillex"
>>68208445
inb4 dicks
>>68210487
>posts in an art thread
>contributes a piece of shit
And I'm the bad guy, pic related is true art, take notes.
>>68210528
BRAVO
>>68210704
Why is he sweating jizz?
>>68210610
>>68210538
>>68209805
>>68210666
i call this one otograph
>>68210657
please rate
>>68210739
kill yourself dumbfucking nigger lover. We will never have a good art thread going with your salty cocksucking nigger loving ass around.
>>68210621
hitler did nothing and jews control everything
is this enlightened enough for you, cuck
>>68210610
>>68210538
>>68209805
>>68210666
>>68210784
This one's hiroshima
>>68210657
get on my level
>>68210610
>>68210538
>>68209805
>>68210666
>>68210784
>>68210881
this one's serenity
>>68210804
SAVED
7.5/10
i call this one "sammich cheff on tx militia'
>>68210610
>>68210538
>>68209805
>>68210666
>>68210784
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>>68210968
I call this one's contempt
>>68210828
That's it, your art is not going in my museum.
Have fun being a starving artist you fat fuck.
>>68208445
>painting
Pssshhh
It's all about photos now, kid.
I'm calling this one "Waiting for my surgery".
Waiting is something every human knows, everyone can connect to. The surgery is about removing a cyst. The cyst represents evil. The corruption of humanity. It is the rotten part of pur souls we have to remove. It is painful, but we have to get rid of it in order to become a better, healthier person. Thus, "Waiting for My Surgery".
Get on my lvl kiddo
Get woke stay woke
>>68210881
>>68210968
>>68211061
i call this one pressure
>>68211082
Your fantasy land will be real once you kill yourself. Do it now and save us the time of having to deal with your bullshit.
>>68208538
This one's really good. I'll save it on my phone and make some music for it this week.
>>68210804
3/3 very nice
>>68211178
>Your fantasy land will be real once you kill yourself. Do it now and save us the time of having to deal with your bullshit.
Well my art considered better than Mozart's and Oprahs so shut the fuck up you faggot and let me do the drawing and you can do the killing yourself cause that's clearly what you want to do
>>68210953
That's some dank, digital event horizon theories you packin there
>>68210881
>>68210953
>>68210968
>>68211123
i call this one reviera
>>68211123
noice, all of them
but this one is best
i call this one 'pleb computer art'
i found it, not sure why i saved it except some strange feeling of peace it gives me
>>68211324
theyre having a sale on bleach at walmart. get there fast so you can drown yourself in a tub of it while you save money
Abstract J00s
>>68210968
>>68211123
>>68211350
This one's taper
>>68211425
>>>68211178
>Your fantasy land will be real once you kill yourself. Do it now and save us the time of having to deal with your bullshit.
Well my art considered better than Mozart's and Oprahs so shut the fuck up you faggot and let me do the drawing and you can do the killing yourself cause that's clearly what you want to do
>>>68211324 (You)
theyre having a sale on bleach at walmart. get there fast so you can drown yourself in a tub of it while you save money
>>68210881
>>68210953
>>68210968
>>68211123
i call this one reviera
I yeah well I call it stupid cause that's what it is
>>68211492
>>68211350
>>68211123
I call this one's serenade
>>68211524
just kill yourself, lad.
I call this one 'The Everlasting Dose" I hope you like it and donate to my patreon :^)))
>>68211492
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68211549
this one's holy see
>>68211583
>if you don't like my art then buy bleach
With that logic the price of bleach would go way up
>>68208445
>>68211675
no if you drink bleach youll die
im telling you to drink bleach so can kill yourself
tq
>>68211492
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68211673
i call this one
shock
>>68211660
SAVED
checked and checked
i call this one 'glass shadow'
pov-ray camera placement accident
>>68211324
>better than Mozart's and Oprahs
anon please stop, my sides cannot handle this many keks
Good job riling up the Malaysian autist, by the way, now he'll be advertising his shitty art in different threads for the next 12 hours
>>68211723
What the hell are you talking about? If bleach were a drink then it would be in the fucking DRINK section of the store, you know where the other drinks are??? I've literally never seen anybody take a sip of bleach at a dinner, but hey I don't live in macadamia so I don't know your customs.
>using white in art
that's not very diverse of you
>>68211492
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68211673
>>68211776
i call this one sweatdrop
I call this "the juice" it is to remind us that we are always right.
>>68211913
very kawaii my SEAmonkey friend
will you draw my favourite 2hu with a /pol/ twist??
>>68210626
i bet you fuckers dont think i drew this....
>>68211874
why dont you try drinking bleach see if you sruvive
do it im curious as well, you dumbfuck retard
>>68211837
kinda wierd that my art is shitty yet its not spammed everywhere because of how shitty it looks
youre fuckin jealous, you dumbfuck nigger lover. get a fucking grip for once. people enjoyed my works and you need to get that through your thick aspie skull, dumbfuck.
>>68212003
thanks
i dont do reqs atm tho
>>68211492
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>>68211123
>>68211673
i call this one fast asleep
>>68211492
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68211673
>>68212177
this one's ready for trouble
>>68212080
I'll do it if you do it with me on skype but I'm curious to see if they have different flavors. I wouldn't mind pussy because that's what I like the most in my life but I heard dick flavor is a fan favorite in malaysia, plus it seems like a taste you would want in your mouth anyway. PM me when you pick up your bleach and we can do a taste test and maybe even do shots or some shit.
>>68212080
Your first sentence made no sense whatsoever. I'm guessing you meant to say that people spam your artwork everywhere because they like it? If that's the case, then I have no idea what you're talking about--you are literally the only person spamming your work. There is nobody else on /pol/ who has actuallu saved any of your artwork, because it is quite simply not worth saving.
>pic related, REAL modern art
This poor innocent guy I call David is supposed to fight anti-semmitism.
>>68211123
>>68211673
>>68212177
>>68212216
this one's ponder and stare
>>68212289
just go kill yourself
>>68212311
if my art is truly shit and you want to make that fact known you wouldve spammed the board with it and let the masses judge for themselves.
guess its amazing after all you dumbfucker fuckface
This is my most recent art i call it "Malaysia hide flag report and ignore"
>>68208811
>deviantART filename
k
>>68212392
>>68211492
>>68211673
this one's bible study
>>68212311
Saved. Reminds me of the oppression women faced in the 2nd world war.
>>68212317
Reminds me of corrupt capitalist scum that stole black people from africa in the 15th century and forced them to build the pyramids. Good thing they rose up and the black people became royalty in egypt since then.
>>68208445
>>68212469
you should call it salty sheepfucker's contempt
>>68211123
>>68211673
>>68212556
this one's execution
>>68212460
Not only do the massives think your "art" is shit, but so do the skinny and regular sized people, get with the times grandpa, art isn't what it used to be and you need to take this charlie brown shit to /a/ and call it a day okay? Otherwise I'm going to have to take care of this the hard way and you don't want to push my buttons the point of me doing that, got it?
Maga
>>68212460
lel
I'm sorry they never found your family Malaysiabro, but I'm sure those planes will turn up eventually. Chin up, buckaroo.
>>68208445
>People will buy literal canned shit
>>68209253
And I call this one Demoralisation
>>68211123
>>68211673
>>68212695
this one's mild confusion
i call this one 'glowsphere 0021b'
povray anyone ?
the spheres are also the light source
>>68210610
fuck off with your malaysian autism
>>68212702
you just gotta kill yourself. it hurts me to see you live like this
>>68212731
I'm sorry your mom's the local townslut. Being born a bastard mustve been suffering aint it boy?
>>68212820
Eat shit and fuckin hang yourself degenerate.
>>68211913
seriously fuck off faggot, it's not modern art and we don't need you posting 30 images of your bullshit. Go ruin another thread fucking spammer faggot.
>>68211492
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68211673
I call this one Hey there
>>68212893
This is a fucking art thread. youre not posting art and you contributes to the shitpost.
go jump off a fucking bridge you nigger loving paki sucking fuckface
>>68212860
Well, I'm sorry that your art doesn't sell well enough to get you some real food, but you could probably eat it because certain colors give you certain vitamins and you could drink down the rest of the scraps with the bleach we were talking about earlier.
Best of luck, and don't forget to get a real job.
>>68212731
hmmmm... makes me think of the mercantile constellation
my collective posts are called "the art of shit posting".
>>68212845
SAVED
'50k fractal'
pov-ray camera placement mistake (again)
>>68212901
>>68211492
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68211673
I call this one dietech
>>68212860
>Malaysian making a comeback
Unlike those planes, right?
do you like it ?
Refer to Filename
>>68210626
Truly a misunderstood legend of our time.
>>68212979
ayy lmao
This one is called "my IT professor who can't pronounce .gif"
>>68212936
RETARD listen:
OP said go to paint and make modern art.
Not "dump every single drawing you've ever made that is not even modern art and has nothing to do with /pol/". I know you're starving for attention because every single day you're trying to shill your retardation on /pol/ like anyone gives a fuck, but this is enough, go look for attention somewhere else, we don't need you here, you're shitting this thread up.
If you want to contribute to this thread open mspaint and do some MODERN ART. That means some abstract nonsense, not some bullshit nun drawings.
>>68212976
your dad aint coming back either boy
/pol/ should start a modern art gallery and sell in up town New York.
Basic Google street view of Trump protesters
>>68213112
half the thread is dumping their shit works you nigger loving cuck aspie.
why dont you bitch to your mom why you didnt get your load of somali semen last night while she got hers
>>68211492
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68211673
this one's sampson
>>68213173
This piece's name is "Unity of the Races"
I have named this one "Putin EU NATO"
Anyone can make art. See this post is art.
>>68210501
I like this one. Can I steal for my album cover?
>>68213205
>>68211492
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68211673
i call this one point made
>>68208445
>>68213256
see, nobody gives a shit.
kill yourself you abo loving degenerate
>>68213205
>>68211492
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68213394
I call this satisfy
>>68211123
Keep up the good work lad.
>>68212469
done too
i wanna fugg da buni
>>68213539
no problem m8
>>68213433
You've finally bitten.
a full 24 hours since your last thread and you've finally bitten.
Thank you for noticing me senpai.
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68213394
>>68213494
i call this ponder
>>68213433
baby y so rood
>>68213654
you see you dumbfucker nigger loving shithead, people actually like my works.
get a fucking grip by killing yourself
>>68213744
I like your works too.
And I like working you up honey ;)
>>68213679
the fuck? I didnt start shit. These motherfuckers shit on me, they got what's coming for them.
Guess some dumb motherfuckers in this board loves being told to fuck niggers and go kill themselves
I call this piece "Feminism"
>>68213816
really lad? kiss my ass more you abo loving septic. i love it.
>>68212777
amazing, much thought provoke.
I call this "Quelling the Patriarchal Power Structure: The Beauty of an Interracially Torn Hymen"
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68213394
i call this one burgstock
>>68213902
Now now, I am your master race, so don't get TOO uppity.
But honestly, I genuinely enjoy 98% of your shit.
Sometimes it gets pretty cringe though.
I can critique you because I'm an artist.
losses
>>68212890
>cat looking at happy dog.
>>68213945
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68213394
i call this soho mice
>>68208941
a local ice cream shop in my town literally still uses cups with this design on them
>>68212953
square-hands-ball-eye
>>68213988
Who the fuck are you dumbshit?
No ref, no name, no link, anonymous dumbfucker.
Your opinion didnt matter for shit
>>68214027
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68213394
i call this grab me
>>68213128
>frog women,.
>>68214108
Your racial superior that is all that matters. I usually lurk your threads.
I am anonymous.
I am shit posting.
I am Australian.
I call it "maga"
>>68214142
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68213394
i call this strand
>>68214192
you are a fucking joke
kill yourself
>Untitled.
I call this one 'Just bee yourself'
It's a satirical piece on the dwindling bee population, as well as a commentary on how individualism is at risk as a whole
>>68214314
Fuck off
>>68214352
so rood
>>68214415
you fuck off from my board and from my fucking thread you paki sucking liberal nutcase
>>68214352
You are fucking Asian mate, don't actually kill yourself. Fight the urge. No dishonor to your family, I promise mate.
>>68214142
yo,
I like how fast you are able to make these, assuming you make them on the spot.
Can you possibly make one fitting the name..
I'm on tilt,
and don't forget to vote trump
It took me 9000 hours to paint this. It's a critique on modernity and the way you see the world
pls rate
>>68214485
i told you to kill yourself tho. no u isnt going to help you boast of your shit life.
just do it m8 spare us the wait
>>68211995
>>68210673
>>68209253
>>68213955
>>68213558
I like these how mutch are they costing today?
>>68214493
no reqs man kinda busy atm
>>68214142
>>68211350
>>68211123
>>68214314
this one's tempest
>>68214142
I like cuddles
please stop shitposting in this thread though
>>68214536
2/3
seems disrespectful to womyn but I'm not sure
>>68214548
Pic related is 100% effective against turkroaches a malaygrubs
I call it "a waste of my time"
>>68214674
i dont shitpost, i teach these salty fucks what real life is all about by telling them off. you dont got to get away scott free acting like a fucking retard whenever someone tries to do something nice
>>68214785
youre stuttering or somethin your abo loving seppo?
>>68214108
anon i enjoyed the moonman sketch
and i can appreciate the effort put into the christchan comics
but dont let ur head get as big as a locomotive
almost anyone with a 'anime sketching for dummies' could do what you do with just a little practice
dont kid yourself into thinking the sketches you have posted are all gold
and they are far from modern art, so mebe post some of that
unless of course you are unable to do so
no insult intended
but you remind me of the kid who has been on reason or fruity loops for a few days, and you somehow picture yourself as the next big thing in dubstep
not realizing that there are millions just like you
take it down a notch
because while i have been enjoying ur art another portrait has been drawn of you in my mind
arrogant and self-important
out of balance with the skills you have displayed
i assure you no offence is intended
be well
>>68214875
real life is all about posting shitty images you put effort into, in a thread about surreal/funnily shitty art, to feel better about yourself?
>>68214913
You're chinking out in your responses now senpai.
<3
I love you.
>>68215180
very nice
>>68214913
Are all Malaysians this autistic
>>68215114
talk shit get hit, dumbfuck.
Make another thread again, i'll post and try not being too much of an aspie by shitting on me.
you should know by now im immune to hate and any attempt of you fucking aspies to rile me up will be countered with me of becoming more vicious.
literal nigger loving fucks
>>68215170
you're cucking yourself lad
take your cringey fanart shit back to dA where you can impress your underaged fans
>>68215078
>almost anyone with a 'anime sketching for dummies' could do what you do with just a little practice
i see no competitors here yet /pol/ brags about being a bastion of civilization.
If its so easy i wouldnt have had the spotlight.
you illiterate dumbfuck
>>68215491
>talk shit about someone
>he shit on you back
>lmao ur autistic
See whos the fucking aspie that bear a never ending grudge to me to the point they want to take down my links and spammed other boards whenever i preview my art.
What a bunch of no life, no future, nigger loving degenerates.
>>68215508
Oh btw reporting my links to the site owners and having them taken down due to "offensive content" wouldnt net you anything. It only give me more power due to the fact that i'm silenced of free speech.
you remember cabin boy? I fucked with that motherfucker to the point he killed his own tumblr, this fucking tumblr that is linked directly the kym page on christ chan. He killed himself and i fucking laugh my ass off when he did and i got some further laughs when i stole his shit and put my comics on that exact blog
LMAO.
balls deep
I actually did this a couple weeks ago.
It's called "Le Blanc"
>>68215654
>modern art
the meme flew over your head secret senpai
>>68214911
>how you make with MS Paint.
A guide
i call this one lot
>>68214808
Ah concept painting.
>>68216034
u are a tough guy
reported for offensive content faggot
>>68216171
i do post modern art, are you fucking blind or illiterate
>>68216283
now we know where the libcucks are coming from from eh, you nigger loving homosex enabling, freedom hating degenerate?
>>68208445
>>68216200
i call this one struggle
>>68215760
I was more referring to your autistic level of posting mediocre art and replying to every shitposter.
R8 10 hours on paint.
>>68215654
all of the competition is at deviant art as we both know, also this is a modern art thread, of which you have posted none whatsoever
so until you post some ms paint style modern art you are not even in the competition
the only spotlight you have is the one of self-importance you are shining on urself
its easy enough that my 8 and 10 year old neices could sketch hello kitty and mudkips after just one saturday afternoon
>you illiterate dumbfuck
no offence was intended but you sure did get offended
offended because you think i am full of shit, ok
how about reverse google image any of the sketches you have posted, did you notice anything ?
did you notice they all kinda of look the same, just black and white sketches of anime by different artists ?
confirmed for:
inability to handle a critique
spamming a modern art thread with generic anime sketches
anger clouding judgement
my favorite
bloated self importance
good luck with all that
i will eat my workboots when darkhorse or some such publishing house gives you a commercial medium to publish
and i am still waiting for you to deliver some modern art (perhaps you cant ?)
>>68216445
>>68216200
i call this one fancy skot
>>68216454
silence is a show of weakness you fucking bag of shit
Trump does exactly what i do you should learn from him
>>68216541
Women with big chin
>>68216572
im waiting for you to kill yourself. you can do it, nigger lover.
>>68216584
>>68216445
>>68216200
I call this one crosser
>>68216291
>>68216445
>>68216200
>>68216758
oh wow my old works are actually pretty shit
i call this come at me
>>68216711
confirmed for having nothing else to add but mediocre anime and shitposts
stay mad
one less potential fan
your loss
Art simply called
The dots.
>>68216930
You draw like a girl, please quit while you're behind. Then boil your head.
>>68217069
when the fuck youre a fucking of my works?
From you nigger loving posts i can tell you had a grudge on me like a dumb little aspie you are
kill yourself nigger loving shitstain
>>68217148
please quit your life while you're behind. tell that whore of a mother of yours beforehand too so she can plan an early celebration
>>68217092
9/3 - a rating of 3
seriously really like this image, probably unfit for the thread but you aren't just dumping a bunch of shit
>>68217092
That's actually quite good. fuck off
>>68208445
The Fuhrer - Then, Now, Forever
>>68208445
I took a shit on a large white plate.
I call it "The March of Progress"
It's abstract
>>68211995
>>68217821
We're making what we call the hooked or pretending to be retarded wager
Scene A. We get an autist more and more salty
Scene B. We reveal ourselves to be trolling the troll, by acting as if we caught onto their shit since the beginning and that we've been playing along
no we're not just angry that deviant tumblr got into this board
>>68217472
>things i would never say to another man IRL because i might suffer dire consequences
confirmed for intrawebs tough guy, what a surprise !
i am starting to think you are very deserving of ur own page at AE if someone has not already done so
>From you nigger loving posts i can tell you had a grudge on me like a dumb little aspie you are
dont flatter urself anon
you are no Chako Abeno, despite the fact that you are displaying a very feminine side
perhaps you are a woman at heart, i regret ur trouble if that is the case
like i said, mediocre at best
>>68218194
wish it would stay on DA, just sayin
>>68216541
SAVED
7 of 10
reminds me of the movie heavy metal, the scene where the spaceship is over the pentagon
>>68208445
>I give you "France"
>>68217518
Holy fuck you reek of Autism
>that 1 Malaysian who manages to find his way to every single draw thread and shit it up
OC
>>68220638
that faggot usually makes drawthreads to spam his shitty comics
This is called 2050
