Well, /pol/?
Sunni Muslim
>>68205203
agnostic atheist here. suck it jewfriends
Egyptian Priest.
Fuck you Jews for stealing our shit.
>>68205203
Anglican
my family was the christian that had gambling and bingo each week
>>68205203
Agnostic.
Baptist.
Hellfire and brimstone
>>68205203
Eastern Orthodox
>>68205346
you cant be an agnostic if you're an atheist.
Agnostic Catholic
Mutually exclusive ?
>>68205203
Catholic, but we're not Jews because Jews believe in the Talmud, which was written hundreds of years after the New Testament
>Orthodox branches to Catholicism
Nice meme.
>>68205925
Perhaps it means Nicene
>>68205994
Only a hook-nosed Christ-killing... Greek would think of doing that
>>68206049
I think you mean Rhomaion
I can't help but notice Atheism isn't on this chart.
Fix that.
>>68205866
I think most Catholics are more or less agnostic because we weren't raised to make constant declarations about our faith in the manner that evangelicals do.
>>68206189
Atheism isn't a religion stupid kiwi faggot.
>>68206183
Byzantine (Greek) Empire =/= Roman Empire
>>68206189
True, it should branch out of Protestantism somewhere
>>68206189
liberal judaism is inherently atheistic
>>68206331
Agnosticism isn't a religion, atheism is.
>>68205203
>catholic as a sub-brand of christianity
kek
>>68205203
Why do I see two orthodox?
>>68206450
Not all Catholics are crypto-pagans, Pablo
Catholic but Gangs of New York Catholic. We wuz warriors n sheeit.
>Star where new prophet/holy book comes into play
>no star for the Talmud
Where is the Talmud introduced?
>>68205203
Former conservative jew, now agnostic.
the one at the top, the top jew, that is who I am
>>68206603
you need a shower senpai?
Islam did not derive from Nestorianism.
Get that shit out of here.
>>68205346
>agnostic atheist
dat oxymoron
>>68206647
Have you read Belloc's The Great Heresies?
>>68206638
But I am not a jew anymore :^)
>>68206495
excuse me, mister.
>>68206746
ahahhaahha what? just by saying you're not? doesn't work like that, you're a kike for life and so will your kids be, provided you were born to a jew and didn't convert
The Best kind
>>68206331
>an atheist Jew isn't a Jew
>>68205624
Potluck Christian master race
>>68206934
Judaism is a religion not a race :^). Also
>AUS
Sorry m8, better luck shit posting next time.
Ahmaddiya should have a star next to it
Mormon, the gun Jews.
O.R.I.O.N.
Electric Universe.
>>68207114
it's an ethnicity too and you're well aware of this
are Woody Allen, Ayn Rand, Zuckerburg and Matt Stone not Jews?
>>68207451
I still look and act white. If you weren't aware of my heritage you would not tell.
>>68207228
John Moses Browning... fucking legend.
>>68205827
No, there's gnostic and agnostic atheists, retard. Learn to read.
>>68205203
Im a Potato
>>68207798
You also annoy a lot of theists by misusing the term Gnostic, because actual Gnostics are a whole lot more interesting than these retarded New Atheist categorisations are
>>68205827
You can. He doesn't believe, but he doesn't presume to know.
Gnostic Atheists are the edgy fedoralords, nihilists, and dickweed biochemists.
Agnostic Atheists are the theoretical physicists, astronomers, and engineers.
Gnostic Theists are your preachers, people who put their hands up in mass, suicide bombers, and Glenn Beck.
Agnostic Theists are the folks who may or at not go to church most Sundays and skim the parts of the Bible they're told to most of the time.
>>68207893
Yeah, there were the Gnostic cults but they don't change the definition of the word gnostic.
>>68205203
I like the Breslov Hasids. They are so cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYgYmqO_zA4
>>68208187
In theology, if you talk Gnosticism, you talk about those Gnostic cults. Gnosticism refers to the Demiurge, Archons and shit, not "WELL ARE YOU A REAL ATHEIST???"
>>68205827
>>68206676
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnostic_atheism
>>68205203
Where is Atheism? I can't find it in the chart.
>>68205203
The islamic branches aren't accurate at all
>>68208103
Why dont' you give definitions instead of job descriptions? Your post hardly clarifies.
>>68207807
im a spork
>>68209011
cool beans man
>>68205203
None of the above.
>>68205827
This is how stupid /pol/ is - this guy probably supports trump as well
>>68206676
how fucking dumb are you Steveo?
>>68208640
>because someone makes an article about it must be so
The belief is wafer thin, get out of here.
Agnostic atheism is just an atheist trying to cover both flanks, it's atheism but evading the claim of atheism, you're an atheist, any preference at all aka if you aren't agnostic you are necessarily either theist or atheist.
The only correct answer is NONE.
This is the Jewish creation story. For realz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppT8JK1loSg&feature=youtu.be&t=26m37s
>>68209545
stop pretending youre not a jew. we all know you are.
>>68210314
>Kabbalah
It's 4AM so I can't watch it right now, but that shit's usually pretty fucked up, what with the magic and everything
>>68205203
>the stars on that chart align with the star constellation of Sirius
Wew lads
>>68206249
The Nicene Creed is recited at every Mass.
>>68210546
Knowing what the kabbalah is about is key to understanding what's been going on in the West regarding Cultural Marxist subversion for the past 60 years.
>>68210831
Kabbalah goes all the way back to mysteries that the Jews picked up from the Babylonian and Egyptian mystery religions though. And yes, the Freemasons are derived from this tradition, albeit much much later.
As for the things in your post, I think it would be as E. Michael Jones would say: it's because Jews don't believe in the Logos and thus have no conception of the absolute, not necessarily due to Kabbalism exclusively
