How did you get your job? What percentage of /pol do you think are paid shills?
>>68201258
I do it for free
Im SyDF and I do it for free.
>>68201578
>SyDF
whats that
>>68201554
do what for free?
Paid shills dont exist. You are just paranoid.
>>68201258
so did she do porn or what? I'd give her a marriage visa if you know what I mean
Paid shills are not real. No one cares about your MEME board enough to pay shitposters
>>68201658
Sounds like something a paid shill would say.
>>68201258
I would shit post for cash, doing it for free anyways...
>>68201673
No Sam....please not you!
>>68201756
I know for a fact there are paid shills here. It's not a big secret.
>>68201258
5%
but they use bots and relentlessly post at certain hours
applied memetics exposed
>>68201258
Meh fuck it, nobody will see this anyway and even if they do whatever.
If I'm doing it right, I look like anyone else. I'm just here to plant seeds of doubt, that little nagging voice in the back of your head. I won't likely change your mind right away no matter what. And if I write too much most people won't read it. Form letter type replies will get called out after a few times usually. So having some well written, succinct and sourced (true or not is irrelevant) OC posts ready is the most effective method. A few sentences and sources. Trump, certain MSM topics, some other things, it all depends. Anti Trump is the current main game.
Not a full time job, just something to do if you know the right people. And keep doing if you do it well. The efforts on 4chan pale in comparison to Reddit which is where I spend most of my time working this stuff though.
Time to fade back in the background subtly making Trump look unappealing.
>>68201650
Look at how desperate the leaf is for evidence that were shills.
That's the lefts technique. If you want to find shills look for Sanders true enemy: Hillary Clinton
aussie government gave me a house and a weekly allowance of 300 bucks.
they call me every now and then to use my algorithms to generate artificial comments on news articles, ect
basically, i have a system which can converse with itself on a basic level. you only start to notice it if you're looking for it, but have a look on any news article, anywhere on the web with a lot of comments.
I start by posting 3 different comments under aliases, then the bot takes over and creates replies and discussion from that. As always, with the viewpoint the government wants to push.
yea, it's evil as shit what im doing but fuck, a free house in australia does not come along often.
i don't do 4chan by the way, perhaps someone else does. just youtube, news and facebook/twitter
>>68201823
How do you know for a fact. Memes don't mean shit irl. No one cares about /pol/. Stop being so paranoid
>>68201578
>SyIDF*
Syria Internet Defence Force
>>68201258
Why does she have the same exact stance as female npcs in Fallout 4? This is really bothering me.
Where could I get such a job... for research.
>>68201823
From friends.
Someone just wrote a pretty interesting little piece in this thread.
>>68201909
>>68201977
These people are lying to troll /pol/...
I can see their other posts. They are certified shit posters.
>>68201258
does it for hot pockets
>>68201258
There are many shills here this last day or two, I'm sure a few are paid ringleaders corralling the mentally handicapped leftists over en masse, but most are probably honestly just brain damaged enough to think that liberalism hasn't failed our country time and time again.
>>68201258
I fapped to one of her pics. You know how fucking pissed she would be to know that I dumped a load of fascist American cum to her when she was trying to be an SJW warrior?
kek
>>68201933
>implying all leafs are lefties
>>68201977
absolutely fascinating (seriously)
>>68201977
Oh and to clarify, they will give me a list of about 100 articles/videos ect... at any one time.
I then reply 3 comments on each, with my bot taking over after that.
It creates pages and pages of seemingly legit discussion that's pro government's agenda, only visible to someone who knows what im doing.
It's actually quite advanced.
I also get some nice bonuses, such as a ride in a military helicopter and tickets to the gold coast.
Can't fault them as employers, it's very generous and while 300 bucks a week might not seem like much, they've paid for my house already and all utilities are covered.
I also get free delivery from coles for any food i want, so that 300 bucks can be invested or spent however i want.
people will ask how i was recruited but the honest answer is i was a centerlink dole bludger, they came to me and offered me a way better life.
>>68202148
>I fapped to one of her pics.
I can't stop. What is it about this semon demon?
Hold up, you can get money for this, shit i've been doing this for free all along, shit where do i sign up?
>>68201258
My only reward is knowing that I'm doing the right thing for the western civilization when I shill for Trump. No bigger reward than that.
>>68202295
Still... for all this.. $300 a week doesn't seem like much. It's the government. They could pay you a lot more. Snowden was making over $200,000 a year and he was low level.
>>68202709
>El Salvador
>Highest gun murder rate in the world
>>68201554
This, It would be nice to get paid but, since I love my country I don't mind doing it for fee.
>>68202295
So betray humanity for paper. Good work there.
>>68201258
I work for a top US firm specializing in shitposting, we get some of the most important clients and we never disappoint.
However we do have a problem.
Recently they have been outsourcing our jobs to Australia, those kangaroo fuckers work for half our wage and are natural born shitposters
>>68202893
>for fee.
how much?
>>68202675
they'll come to you m8.
>>68202774
its 15k a year, untaxed....but consider this
I live in a 3 bedroom, countryside home worth 1.4 million (might seem like a lot to you americans, but it's not in australia. It's like a average upper middle class home).
Food, all utilities paid for (i can order any food i want)
Fun and unique holidays as well.
All i have to do is shitpost.
To live at my standard i would have to be earning like 80k a year, i would still have to worry about mortgage and being potentially laid off and my job would be way harder.
I'm contracted for another 5 years and really, the only thing i want is a really nice car. Gonna talk to my boss about that being one of my next bonuses.
>>68202965
Pretty much mate
>>68202957
Well, i have to look after my family. I was on the dole being a bludger after an accident leaving me unable to find work cause no-one wants to hire. This country's already gone to shit, i don't mind pushing government agendas.
Everyone already believes gun control and shit is the best thing anyway, why not push it a bit harder?
>>68203023
edit Free.
>>68202300
I don't know but my cock loves her.
>>68202808
>shitskins killing shitskins
There was someone who asked what is wrong as she is doing what she is paid to do, somewhat openly, her professional profile is out there but she never mentioned upfront. It decreases the feel Sanders has of no support for the establishment which is why he should have denounced the Chicago riot, as we learned it was of Hillary's plan, no quality control on Sanders' part.
>>68203280
can you post my Soros copypasta you 'capped? Forgot to save it.
Thanks m80
>>68203090
Well you'll be out of a job soon in a couple of months so yeah, get that car while you can.
>>68201258
I'm a paid shill for Hillary and got the job by going down to my local campaign office for her. They pay me 5 dollars an hour to post on reddit, YouTube videos and other websites to defend and promote Hillary. I only do it for the easy money though. Also there are no paid shills actively shilling here, there's no way for them to tell if you're actually doing your job. The only websites I shill on are ones where they can keep track of the posts I make on accounts they provided. I mostly shill on reddit.
I support Trump by the way.
>>68203418
Why would i be? I'm contracted for five years.
>>68202295
hook me up with a job cunt
>>68203479
If this isnt bullshit your living the life.
I always thought the comment sections where bullshit
>>68203475
$5 per hour? That doesn't seem like much.
>>68203524
I never signed up, they pretty much found some random cunt on centerlink who they deemed trustworthy not to go public with it (saying it here means nothing, no-one will believe it).
>>68203525
They are pure bullshit. I comment on a lot of weird issues too, like not just the ones you would expect. They also ask me to play both sides sometimes, for maximum conflict.
It's like being a professional troll.
My family has no idea what i do, they think i do "online investments" kek
>>68203090
>Everyone already believes gun control and shit is the best thing anyway, why not push it a bit harder?
Every does not believe gun control is best. Switzerland has highest capita guns per citizen, lowest gun violence rate.
For your own part, you personally understand quite well, being on this board, why gun control is not a good thing.
The people who are responsible for your employment (perhaps not the people right above you who you deal with or write your checks) intend to control and subjugate you and everyone you'll ever know.
That said I appreciate you coming out of the woodwork to share your knowledge. It's good you're looking out for your family, and I hope some day you'll find a better way to do it while making the world a better place.
>>68203479
Depends on whether you serve any government in power or a certain agenda.
One has more longevity than the other.
There is a war brewing, make sure you're on the right side or clever enough to play both.
That would be the life, getting paid to shill and shitpost for your country.
>>68201554
I get paid per hat
hot off the presses, enjoi
>>68203595
It is when you can spend your days shitposting on the internet.
>>68203685
Oh i think gun control is an absolute failure. I'm the aussie who posted the thread full of links proving our prime minister is a liar and lied on national tv.
But i am paid well to shitpost so i gotta do my job.
>>68203720
I shill for the aussie government, or more accurately aussie intelligence.
I suspect im part of five eyes, which won't be going anywhere soon.
>>68203824
Let me repost the copypasta i made regarding how our gun control is a failure.
Our ex prime minister john howard got on your tv last night to LIE to your nation that gun control worked down under.
I am here to give you the real facts and dispute every single one of his lies with cited sources. Your job is then to save all these facts and BTFO anyone who tries to lie that aussie gun control worked. You will prevent the tragedy that happened to us happening in your nation and perhaps even redpill a few of my own countrymen as to the lies we've been fed.
>John howard claimed we have not had a mass shooting since port arthur
We have had FOUR since.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monash_University_shooting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Hectorville_siege
The hunt family murders
http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/hunt-family-murders-witness-describes-final-night-at-family-home-20151006-gk2vo5.html
The recent sydney seige
http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/sydney-siege-gunman-man-monis-was-a-radicialised-terrorist-us-expert-says-20150824-gj6wlm.html
Now time for some bonus points. Last week in victoria we've had 15 shootings, source below. We also had ANOTHER seige in sydney in the last week.
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/03/12/03/33/vic-records-15-shootings-in-eight-days
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-07/sydney-ingleburn-gunman-dead-in-siege-after-fatal-shooting/7226058
This is the first lie they push about our country. That the violence stopped. It did not stop, it has been brutally supressed due to gag and control orders on our media.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/30/australian-court-gagging-order-abuse-legal-process
As you can see here:
>Assault rose
http://www.aic.gov.au/statistics/violent%20crime/assault.html
>Sexual assault rose for 5-6 years following, before dropping off. Kidnapping also rose.
http://www.aic.gov.au/statistics/violent%20crime.html
>>68203685
>MUH guns
>>68203595
Its not, but how much do you think we would get for shilling on Reddit or YouTube? It's easy money and not taxed. I just shill for 4 hours a day 5 days a week while eating or watching twitch/Netflix. I'd be doing the same thing at home but at least I'm getting paid and I only have to make a few posts every hour shilling.
>>68203653
>they pretty much found some random cunt on centerlink who they deemed trustworthy not to go public with it
fuck I'm experienced in software and advertising/PR and was unemployed for a bit and had to go update my details for Centrelink a year or two ago and they were offering to find me a job and I pretty much told them yeah nah because I thought they'd probably hook me up with a pleb job. I didn't know they could hook you up with sick jobs like that.
>>68202295
1/2 of the posters to my twitter account do this.
>>68203938
You got to be fucking with me, how the hell does one even get a job like that?
>>68204047
Yea they told me to go to the job center and no-one hired me and i mentioned i was qualified and they said they would talk to another department about an "in house job".
Days later i ended up getting vetted by intelligence men.
I get to keep the house after my 5 years are up, i can keep going if i want to negotiate a new contract after that.
Only way i get fucked is if i blab to a media station or something, which i don't plan on doing. It woulden't change anything, they'll keep doing it and find some other cunt.
>>68204189
Ok next time I'm unemployed which will be for a while I'm gonna try and get Centrelink to hook me up with a "in house job" and wink at them a few times. That will probably be years away though.
what the fuck is centrelink? I'm a software developer and I write bots how do I get into this?
>>68204077
Pretty easy. I went down to my local Hillary campaign office, asked if I could help out and they asked me about myself and how I I thought I could help. Among other things, I told them I'm "tech savvy" and actively post on Hillarys sub reddit. They asked me if I'd be interesting in spreading Hillarys message on social media and I said sure. They gave me acess to a reddit, YouTube, Twitter, etc, accounts. I'm not allowed to start threads or discussions yet, only reply to individual posters. If the people don't reply to me I literally don't have to do anything.
If you're interested in doing this make sure you're registered for that candidates party and if your voting record is public make sure it's consistent with that candidate and that candidates party. They check that shit.
>>68202295
>I help brainwash everyone, it's ok but I get a house
Your fucking disgrace, go get a real job or an hero you useless cunt. At least when Jews do it they do it for billions, not a housing commission flat and $300.
You really are worthless garbage, I'd love to stomp your face
>>68201554
Faggot kike.
>>68203824
>I suspect im part of five eyes
You're probably right, guess you're safe then.
>>68204189
Meant for
>>68204077
>>68204550
Fuck you cunt, i got a nice middle class home, not housing commission shit.
>>68204535
>a hillary voter
i'm disgusted
>>68204535
How much do you get per hour?
>>68203342
Here you go magyaranon
>>68204711
5 dollars an hour right now, when they start letting you make threads or independent posts that aren't replies to other people you get 8.
>>68201982
If I had such an easy job I'd defend it with this kin of ferocity too.
>>68204627
Yeah right, the government gives people nice houses to comment on articles. If your telling the truth it's a houso unit, I can tell from your reaction
You should be ashamed, help fuck the country to barely live above the poverty line. Congrats mate
>>68204818
>>68203342
I don't get it. How did you 2 know eachother.
>>68205182
i figure i mostly get paid for silence.
and make no mistake, i do an incredible amount of influencing with my bot.
Every single major news story of the day, i am influencing.
>>68205182
Dude. $1.4M house. Free food.
You can't put a price on that.
>>68205304
Well, there are only 2-3 salvis that browse pol/
The other 2 are faggots
It's easy to tell me apart
>>68205334
I'm curious about your technology. Did you write the programs for the bots yourself, or were they given to you? If you have the talent to write them I'm surprised you were ever umemployed, even if you were injured.
>>68205334
>>68205340
Can't put a price on dignity?
It's not shilling for something you believe in, it's shilling for a corrupt government against naive people.
It honestly makes me feel sick, you must be a gook who doesn't give two fucks about this country or it's people, disgraceful
my wife's son is a paid shill i should know i pay him haha
>>68205767
Stop being such a faggot. Anyone who even reads comment sections on news articles or jewtube, much less takes them seriously, is too far gone anyways
>>68205767
Every man has his price, even you anon
>>68201977
>>68202295
>Paid to shitpost
Living the dream
>>68201258
Less that you think
>>68201258
It's probably close to 50% shills, they have bots that post the same shitty threads over and over
>>68207616
No dual screen? Amateurs.
>>68205510
doctors say you have given me sideus eruptus. see you in court
Wow I didn't know they recruited and paid people to shill for them on social media. Always thought they were just trolls or something
>>68201658
>Paid shills dont exist.
