>tfw non-aussies will never be aussies
Stay jelly nerds.
>>68201069
I'd rather be a nigger
>>68201137
be a nigger then as long as ya dont come here
>>68201069
Feels bad, man
>>68201069
TFW you were born English
>>68201069
ching chang chong
Yall fags can never hope to achieve the pure national pride I have for my country being renowned shitposters
>>68201069
At least I can own a laser pointer without having to get a license for it.
>>68201069
Fuck up, cunt.
>>68201069
I'm not mad you bogans bring me happiness, keep on shitting you glorious bastards
>>68201315
>Mfw proud member of the banterwelth
>>68201729
>MFW born English but Scottish surname
>>68201856
I'm sure it's fine lad... What is it?
>>68201069
Nobody wants to be shit
>>68202279
>This comment
>Mexico
>>68202366
t. triggered aussie
>>68201069
You'll never be top dog shitposters ever again.
Every day I kneel in front of my crucifix for two hours or so and thank God that I am not Australian.
>>68201856
Me too, lad.
>>68202170
Starts with McC
grafton race 6 - street serenade
I don't want to be Canadian anymore. I want to be an Amerifat in Texas and drive a muscle car.
>>68201069
FILTHY BOGINZEZ!!!!
>>68202400
>oh no an anon from mexico called me shit!!!!!!!
maximum triggered
>>68201069
my face when aussies get charged as terrorists if they try to bring fingernail clippers on a connection flight, and will never meet their luggage at the next airport ever again
>>68201856
Same desu
>>68202529
Hello Mr. McDonald's Name.
>>68202529
Could be worse mate. At least it's not an Irish or Welsh surname.
>>68201069
I just want me an Ute!
>pic related
>>68202668
Does Australia even have any redeeming qualities? Atleast Mexico has great food.
>>68201069
We have florida. It's like Australia, except with swamp instead of desert, and cubans instead of abos.
why the fuck are any of you nationalistic? it's not like you'll ever leave your basements to enjoy your country.
Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of /pol/ ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
>>68202880
Cars
>>68202859
>an Ute
Please tell me you pronounce it "oot"
>>68202927
This meme will never get old.
reminder
>>68202880
The women
I'm from siberia, to which prisoners were also sent
Can I be a honorary aussie?
ahaha top bantz you're such a le ebin australian shitposting xDDD
fucking saged, fuck off
no one wants to deal with your shit, absolutely no one. Go see a fucking therpist you fat piece of neckbeard shit ahahah lol
>>68201069
You smart, you loyal, vegemite is a real food.
>>68201069
Just having a ripper to bring the lads together.
>>68203051
we love you too new zealand.
>>68203100
I thought she was wearing a shirt. Fuck me.
>>68203767
haha shit
>>68203375
shinoa is waifu tier
but pretty sure she is not so secretly a slut
>>68202964
fucking hell. He probably also pronounce aussie with a soft s.
>>68203256
>therpist
Is this a pastab8 that ive missed?
>>68203051
>>68202880
We won ww2
>>68204397
>australia ended up being the second country to allow women to vote
:^)
>>68204397
New Zealanders are truly the kikes of Oceania.
>kiwi
Shit tier animal and fruit to be perfectly honest.
I have a dream
I have a dream in which Australians are judged by the content of their posts and not the colors of their flag
jk u all suck
>>68205016
:^)
You had your chance to colonise, cunt.
>>68201137
>American flag
You're either a nigger in disguise, or your grandchildren will be.
>>68201856
English women worship scottish cock
>>68205136
why would we want to do that, your island wasnt worth a damn thing
>>68204904
Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
>>68205267
Yeah, those natural resources are surely worthless :^)
Glad we named our abo shithole in the NT after Arnhem.
>>68202859
and that is not even a good one
>>68205267
yeah, i'd hate to have the worlds largest supply of usable uranium, plus all the iron ore of superior quality as well as the bauxite and lets not mention the huge amounts of farming resources
>>68205372
>>68205548
>has resources
>sell it all to china for cheap
>>68205213
Dude fuck you, I'm going to come over there with an assault rife and hold one of your pussy coffee shops hostage
>>68202881
What are the cubans like to be around, got to be better than our abos
>>68205626
Kek. You tell'em
>>68202431
>Implying that "Canadians" aren't just Australians with proxies, awaiting the day that we can reveal our true form and swamp /pol/ with so many shitposts it will bring about the apocalypse. It is foretold in the Book of Shitposteria.
>>68202431
Oh, you think shitposting is your ally. But you merely adopted the shitpost; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the bantz until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but a cunt!
The shitposts betray you, because they belong to me!
>>68201069
>ragtag group of petty criminals and abbos become the last remaining bastion for the white man
History is pretty dank
>>68202794
>tfw english born with irish surname and a welsh family
>>68201069
feelsgoodman
>>68201069
>your aussie friends will never invite you to a barbecue
:,(
>>68201069
>Be a convict or an abo
>Be a based Gurkha or a Buddhist monk
Enjoy your shitty island, faggot
>>68211153
Have an Earthquake beg for help
Be Asian gook
Muh Gurkhas
Muh Monks
Yeah lot of achievements there. Not all Aussie are convicts as well we had lots of White British immigrants during the gold rush, and after ww1,ww2
>A FUCKING MOUNTAIN full of goat and yak herders
Go off to a cave and go fuck the abominable snowman locally known as your sister the village yak slut
I fucking love Australia & Australians; I've had the pleasure of visiting on four separate occasions, different parts, & I honestly loved it. If it wasn't for the absolutely retarded weapons policies, I would likely relocate there. That's the one & only thing keeping me tied to the states right now. I just can't be without a range of firearms & other weapons.
>>68211564
You know we can have guns right. Just not anything crazy
>>68201069
>TFW aussies will never be floridians
fuck off cunt
>>68211631
...I guess I need "crazy" then. Fuckin' a though, man...I'm probably hoping for deregulation on that front more than some of you!
>>68211493
>Be Straya
>Wake up to a dingo attack
>Shoo him off with a can of VB
>Wipe spiders off my 1994 PoorfagPC
>Open 4chins on my 8bit/sec 1MB yearly plan
>Shitpost while licking vegemite off my fingers
>Night time
>Get raped by a platypus with a kangaroo dick while sleeping
>And repeat
Sounds like a great time!
>>68211792
Be gook have Earthquake on my mountain shack
9000 locals die but that's okay we get all our money for tourists climbing my mountain and using my women as whores. N-no China N-no India pls don't hurt. I NEED BRITISH PROTECTION AGAIN
>>68211631
having random spot checks on your property by police is not really reasonable mate
Americans sluts suck aussie dick like we smash the tinny's
>>68201069
Guess I'll have a beer instead. I suggest you do the same.
Oh wait, you need to come here to actually HAVE a beer.
oh well
>>68211792
At least our country can afford a whole flag
>>68211918
Don't you have some multicultural gangbang to do with some pooloos and abos?
>>68211999
Should have burried your slr in a plastic tube back in '96 like everyone else
>>68212143
And vice versa, bro. Once they heard me talk, it was in the bag (ANOTHER reason why I liked Australia so much...the only other place with chicks so ready to fuck just because I'm a burger was Iceland)!
>>68201069
you are all descendants of convicts who lost a war to emus
kill yourselves
>>68212487
I remember the fhm this was in
or was it people
>>68211792
they are also cucked by emus
>>68201315
> t. Ahmed
>>68212620
they lost a war to them. What do you expect? Emu is very masculine. t. Australian is very not.
>>68211918
>>68212292
I'm coming over soon boys~
I like Australian posters because they are the most clever, funny, argumentative and polite posters on this board. I've been on /pol/ for a lot of time and I've always had good discussions with you guys :)
>>68212793
it doesnt matter how many images you cherrypick, nobody here sees pakis as english
>>68213025
>>68201069
I feel too isolated here. All the way on the east coast, tucked away from the whole world.
>>68213025
Nobody?
>>68201069
I'm from Florida, idk why people have such a boner for Aussies. I can shitpost circles around you faggots
>>68213006
Thanks man that means a lot, I like you too <3
>>68213025
even your court system seems to think this though? Why is that?
>>68201069
>mfw 2nd highest HDI in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
>>68213045
>>68213093
nobody
do statements obongo make represent the views of your whole country?
>>68213226
You seem upset at these truths t. Ahmed.
>>68201069
Every other guy I know has a family there. My aunt married a white Aussie and her kids are marrying asians
>>68201069
Hi diddly ho neighbour
>>68212958
>tfw outbantz the Aussies
I'm your new shitpost king, pol
>>68213395
not as upset as you must have been to save all these pics then wait til brits are awake to spam them in the early hours of the morning
carry on though jamal, not like you have work in the morning
>>68213675
Posting shitty not oc bantz
>Winning
I'll let you think you won since you don't even have power 24/7. What a shit country not even having something as basic as working power all round
I wish I was American.
Aussies are cucks who don't want freedom of speech or guns.
Could be worse though, at least I'm not a fucking bong or a nigger.
>Wanting to be Aussie
>>68214015
>Wanting to be a Drac
>>68213755
daaaumn. aussies taking the gloves off.
I wish I lived in America.
>>68201069
congrats OP, i love aussie banter.
114 replies to OBVIOUS bait, i aint even mad.
actually quiet impressed.
>>68201069
Hey why don't you have much of a pub culture out there? I have gone to Australia a few times for work in Melbourne and Sydney and your bars are all sort of shit. Also it seems like you hardly have any bars at all outside of the city center.
>>68213748
It takes all of ten seconds to find an article about muslims raping on your island. Don't try to push that shit under a rug, you're only killing yourselves faster.
>>68201577
>he's trying to into banter
>>68201069
>Implying I'd enjoy living upside down all my life.
No thanks, OP. I prefer living right-side up.
>>68214306
Our country is doomed buddy. The last 8 years under Obama has made it a leftist cesspool. Hillary is probably going to be our next president and things will only get worse.
>>68213675
You tried. That's what matters, napalm.
>>68214332
melbourne is the austin of australia, that might have had something to do with it
>>68204904
Good boygan
>>68214332
Melbourne is a shit city
The Australian culture and spirit is in the country towns
>>68215298
>culture
>>68215298
>culture
you mean ice
>>68201069
>Cuckstralia
>economy controlled by the Chinese
>real estate controlled by the Chinese
>abos
>wops
>lebos
>niggers
>capped internet data limit
>exorbitant game prices
>bogans
>Australian """"""cuisine"""""
>afraid of Indonesia
>Singaporean soldiers permanently on Auscuck soil
>Australian """"""military""""""
>lelbourne
>Shitney
>cucked government either filled with liberals or lefties
>irrelevant on the whole
Topkek no thanks.
Today I got on a tram with 4 drunk boongas on it. They followed a guy out and gang bashed him.
> jelly yet?
>>68213395
I''ll never understand why the girls family doesn't kill them
>>68217431
At least we're white
>>68201069
>tfw romanian but as hairy as a roach with a big nose
I live in the south close to bulgarian border
>>68218031
>Australia
>white
Just moved to Melbournn, I had to take a double take to make sure I wasn't in Bangladesh.
Why the fuck are all the shitskins flooding this nice city?
>>68217431
Ming if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
>>68217431
Futa club is my shit man.
Australian people are seem cool desu
Australia's animals are terrifying though
>>68201069
[run intelection thought process]
>>68204397
>NSWball is the biggest
Victoria had a bigger population at the time and more political influence, hence why parliament was held in Melbourne til Canberra was completed in 1928
>mfw i'm a wog
>>68218180
>Find a photo of all of Australia's special ed students
I win everytime you look in the mirror and you're reminded you're a shitskin
