Just ordered a Patriot Pie from dominoes (had to get that 50% before it ended) and it was bretty good
now i used to lived in italy for 4 years, and i had some pretty good real italian pizza, but i have to say, american patriot pies are better than italian pizza any day of the week
Why:
patriot pies have better flavors than italian pizza, italian pizza is only margarita (Chese pizza) and peperoni pizza, thats it, that the only authentic italian pizza and that what 90% of italians eat
example : i just had a philly cheese steak patriot pie and while every stinky italian would have called it a kitchen sink, it was about twice as good as authentic italian pizza because it didnt have a chunk of moldy gorgonzola on it
Dominoes?
The box the pizza comes in will taste better than the pizza.
Ok. Why are you posting this on /pol/ tho
>>68199218
I literally just puked in my mouth
>Domino's
>>68199218
nice try burger
>>68199504
this is highly /pol/ related,
we dont need italian pizza immigrating here
we enjoy patriot pies in america
>chain pizzas
>>68199218
>look at me i'm contrarian let me tell you how they things you like are bad because they're popular
As bad as hipsters tbhpham
Holy shit, I just got one of those too.
It's delicious, but in the "french fry" sense, not the "good food" sense.
They keep sending me free pizza coupons. I think it's a plot to kill me.
>>68199218
I had domino's last night op... never again... both me and my gf had the worst fucking stomach ache from that slop they call pizza.
>>68199218
I dunno why the hate, is looks pretty tasty.
>>68199803
>>68199641
>>68199489
WTF is all this hate for dominoes
its not real pizza, its better
>>68199767
He already is
>>68199857
what!!! how
how do i get free patriot pies
also, are you not american? dont call it pizza
>>68199489
I will fight you bro i work at dominos and know the ingredients by heart for every pizza and can toss a beautiful pie in less than a minute. I hope you choke on little ceasers.
I am on the dominoes app but can't find the "patriot pie" is it just the phill cheese steak one? also thanks for the headsup on 50% off 8)
>>68199218
Anon, I'm not doubting your experience as enjoying the pizza and thinking its better than Italian pizzas you've had. Glad you enjoyed it, and from what I heard Italian food is disappointing. But you can do way better than Dominos. Find a good local place, there must be one around you. Papa Johns is way better imo, but I'd take a local place any day.
>>68199919
kek
>>68200162
idk 50% off was supossed to end at midnight, but i guess its still 11 in hawaii
>>68200174
Fuck papa johns and their kike pizza.
>>68200269
worked for me 8))))
>>68200174
but dude, what makes dominoes better than italain pizza is the flavors they offer
philly cheesesteak pizza is amazing, even though the crust is lacking
also i had the memphis bbq, really good too
but all the mom and pop places dont have diffrent flavors, so they cant compete with dominoes
>>68200043
Oh please, you're just delirious from handling all that sawdust and manure in the dough.
>>68199803
1. Czech Republic
2. Ukraine
3. Malta
Local pizza > chain's
Fact, no contest.
>>68199949
Fuck if I know, they keep sending the coupons to my house. I have to go into the store to get them though. No delivery.
Dodo pizza wins hands down.
>>68201154
But... your advertised topping has been extinct for a long time.
>>68199803
Pick your waifu boys
>>68200043
I have no resturant experience, will dominos hire me in the kitchen?
>>68201295
ukraine
>>68201295
Germany.
>>68200174
Pizza hut has stuffed crust
>>68201345
no, you need atleast a mastercheef license to put the pizza in the oven
>>68201432
Pizza Hut quality depends where you live. Some Pizza Huts are heaven on earth, and others are vile pits of lament and sorrow.
>>68201453
I can get them weed
>>68200378
Ah, gotcha. I'm boring and just go with all veggies for my pizza, or some common ingredients. I could see philly cheese steak turning into a good tasting pizza. The local place I worked at had quite a few ingredients, so you could substitute around. Either way, glad you liked it.
>>68201787
dude, next time they have th 50% off, go for the memphis bbq and the phillly cheeze,
anything but the specialties are shit tho
>>68201345
Hell no.
Just have a positive attitude
Don't be a little bitch
Do your job and clean up when you do it
My store is in the top 10 in the se and we played catch with a 20 lb ball of "expired" dough then I made a holocaust joke and my boss laughed and we went back to work.
>>68201583
im pretty sure that most pizza delivery guys moonlight as delivery weedman during work hours
>>68201900
Work at dominos today
Last day of 50% off feel like a commie letting them have the same deal as us employees.
Someone orders a fucking small pepperoni pizza half off...just
>>68202070
Can confirm a driver was fired for mixing his jobs prioritys up.
>>68200043
Loving the pride. Shit, now I want to buy from Dominos.
>>68199218
almost did that myself the other day
>almost 18 bucks for a large normally
fuck that I got pizza hut instead
desu senpai even in italy there are really bad pizzas, especially in the middle-north but also really godly ones
what's great about pizza is that it's really quick to make, cheap, really filling while also being super light on the stomach and nutritious
a pizza is literally 0.50€ to make as far as flour, yeast, water, marinara, oil and basil goes, maybe 1.5€ for the good mozzarella and let's say 2€ for the pizzaiolo (the pizzaguy) and oven costs
for 3.5€ you get in 10 minutes a really really really good pizza delivered at your doorstep that you'll never not want to eat, that will fill you while being actually good food and not trash
I had dominoes once with friends as a bet in London and I couldn't understand how people actually liked the stuff
I mean it didn't taste bad, grease and cheese over dough is something that can't be fucked up but if that's what I was going for I'd rather fuck myself up with burgers or whatnot
>>68202822
but you dont have philly cheesesteak flavors
thats way american pizza will always be better,
americans have bigger dreams then just cheese and pepperoni
>>68202241
>>68202340
do you ever get free pizza from your job?
>>68199489
Nigga why you gotta hate on Domino's. Their pan pizza is straight fire
I always liked the Dominoes sandwiches more
Greasy as hell but that's why they taste good
>>68203105
>jalapeno cheese bread
>chicken habanero sandwich
>>68203105
>he goes to a pizza place to get a sandwich
going to a steak place to get a salad
>>68199218
When i worked at dominos i would usually order a pan pizza with sausage i like the oily thickness of the bread.
>>68203326
I know, I know. I used to work at a barbecue ans pwople would order fucking burrito roll-up barbecue things that take 6 minutes to make when we could have a sandwich ready in under 60 seconds and ribs out in under 2 minutes, but nooo 9 people in a row have to order the one thing that takes longest.
You know what you're right I feel bad now. Still no one else makes a sandwich quite like dominoes.
>>68199898
>>68200043
>>68203049
I don't think he is hating on Domino's, their pizzas are great, but it comes in a very tasty box.
If you you order anything but regular with bacon, you are a pleb, and likely an apostate too.
>>68203495
dude, the only thing good is their specialty pizza's
but damn are they good
>>68203011
All the time
Sometimes a shit ton sometimes none sometimes it is old as fuck and I just buy a fresh one.
It depends on if you guys send those sanders supporters all those pizzas
>>68203495
>>68199218
nice blog idiots
>>68203286
Order them together and you get a discount. 5.99 each
>>68201154
Fuck. I wanna try ordering a Russian pizza :( Do you guys tip your delivery driver?
Dominos is kind of gross, their pizzas are at least, but OP is making me want one. Its 2am here though. I usually just order their sandwiches and cheesybread when i order. The phillysteak sandwich is good.
Does anyone remember when pizza hut had those green visors and red cups? Every since they revamped it and added pasta 'n shit it's horrible; used to hate dominios (shout-out to the cheesy parmensan bites) but it's the best in town right now
>>68200043
>Be Dominos employee
>See thread arguing about dominos
I'm an employee, and I straight up love the pizza, mostly because I get 50% off my total purchase when I order.
>>68204067
Yes, i wonder what happened. Did they get bought out by someone? Their food just completely changed. It used to be pretty good. Sometimes i try to eat a P'Zone and it literally makes me sick.
Parmesan cheesy bites are way too dry imo
>>68203876
its easier to grab a pic from the weeb then to take one myself
>>68203885
yeah that's what I would do normally
I have yet to try their chicken
Pimples are a sign of weakness and generally only beta little cuckiebois get them
>>68204073
just like everyone else this week
anyways, ordering pizza more than twice a year is degenerate
>>68199218
Welcome to America.
We take everything to the extreme. And in many cases it's for the better. American Pizza is a result of American food surplus. So we throw everything we can into it because we can.
Enjoy. It's a tasty treat.
>>68199218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gac-jD-C8A
>>68204395
>And in many cases it's for the better. American Pizza is a result of American food surplus
>better
You are joking...
American pizza is a result of your predilection for artificial food and completely ruining the authenticity of everything.
>>68203876
sorry to lazy to take a pic of something i don't have...
>>68204630
Nice flag Emu's Bitch.
>>68204630
is pizza haram
>>68204630
>never having tasted the glory of memphis bbq or phillychese steak pizza
why do you even come here
>>68199803
kek, germany...
>>68199889
It's a decent tasting pizza. This thread is just filled with numale hipsters.
Papa John's makes better pizzas, though. Most local joints around here do, too, but there are also many that pale in comparison to chain pizzas.
>>68204331
Wings or boneless tendies?
Not a wing lover but i hear pizza huts is better. The tendies are alright, sometimes I will put the small ones we can not use on a pizza
>>68203814
it's alright i do i like their subs and pans
>>68200174
>Italian food is disappointing
Which is why there's no Italian cookbooks, chefs or restaurants right?
>>68199218
pizza is shit-tier food, no wonder it's so popular i USA
>>68204909
Papa John's is Literally expensive kike trash that they put near every college so they get all your moms money
>>68204999
wtf luigi didn't italy create pizza?
>>68204630
You unironically typed this when your entire nation only knows the taste of American pizza. Our chains dominate your country.
However, the local pizzerias in Australia (still modeled around American style pizza) make disgusting shit like pic related. Fuck off, you pig disgusting animal.
>>68205065
Top kek. You're probably one of those numale hipsters that stop into some local campus pizza joint and pay 30+ dollars for a pizza.
You convince yourself that it tastes 10X better than the chains because you paid so much for it. Admit it, numale.
>>68205073
pizza is overrated: it's only popular because it takes almost zero skill to prepare a decent one and because it's cheap and therefore popular among students. i eat a pizza like 2 times a year at best
i always pick up costco pizza for the family. nothing beats it for price and how good it taste. i'll eat dominoes, but i personally dont like thier sauce or crust that much.
>>68204909
but papa johns doesnt have any good specaialty ones, like the philly cheese steak pizza
>>68204923
>still eating tendies
underage b&
>>68204999
italian pizza is shit teir, american patriot pies are fucking masterpieces
>>68204999
You filthy wop, pizza has been around longer than your current government. If you wanna do anything, go make one and quit being a prick.
>>68204923
>Wings or boneless tendies?
>Not a wing lover but i hear pizza huts is better. The tendies are alright, sometimes I will put the small ones we can not use on a pizza
deliveryfag here. I would never pay full price for our wings. Here it's 9 maplebucks for 10 wings. The tendies are alright in my book, but again, not at full price IMO.
Maybe I'm just used to the employee discount too much, to ever go back to paying full price. But the price you pay for our chicken sides are a bit much.
I get meat lovers pizza frozen when they're like 3 bucks. Then I defrost it, and put like half a cup of shredded tasty cheese, half a can of diced pineapple, and a cup of bacon pieces diced all over the top. Holy fuck, I always near end up choking to death on it, it's so fucking delicious I have to eat it fast.
>>68205419
Italian pizza is good, but it's more expensive than American chain pizzas and they don't really taste better. I had a friend who vacationed in Italy and he was hyped to try out "authentic Italian pizza" and was rather disappointed.
>>68205302
not defending nu males, but my college had an awesome pizza place called politos. even had a pizza challange where if you and your buddy could eat thier largest pizza, theyd give you $500. no need to hate on local pizza places, they're good in a different way.
>>68205336
just messing with you bro i love your pizzas but wtf do italians eat as a delicacy over there?
>>68205551
because Italian pizza is literally only cheese or pepperoni
american pizza is great because making a bbq chicken pizza with bbq sauce makes it a whole different thing
>>68205336
It's not really cheap over there. Most of your pizzas are at sit down restaurants according to a buddy that vacationed there. You guys don't have the same "fast food chain culture" that we do.
>>68201295
moldova
>>68205914
Pepperoni is an American thing. Italians don't put Americanized salami on their pizzas as a general rule.
>>68199218
Too doughy
Too much cheese
Not enough sauce
>ps: didn't even read what you had to say
If it's about how extra grease =/= better food, I agree with you
>>68204028
get this legless stut outa here
>>68205924
well, i live in a seaside town so even if there just a couple of fast food chains (one McDonalds, one Burgerking and that's it) every bathouse on the riviera has it's own takeway pizza (where the dimension of the single pizza is around 12-15cm in diameter)
I'm gonna eat a big ol pizza tomorrow , thanks /pol/
>>68199218
>italian pizza is only margarita (Chese pizza) and peperoni pizza, thats it, that the only authentic italian pizza and that what 90% of italians
Proof that you don't even know where Italy is on a map, let alone having been there. First, pepperoni pizzas don't even exist in Italy, that shit was made by fat Muricans for fat Muricans. Second, every single pizzeria in Italy, even the smallest one, has at least 20 different varieties of pizzas, the margherita (only tomatoes and mozzarella) being the basic version that only women on diet eat. Fill your mouth with that fat greasy shit that not even my dog would eat and then never talk about Italy and Italian pizzas again.
>>68205884
there's a lot of stuff that's equally carbohidrate-heavy as pasta, like tortellini/cappelletti/gnocchi. to be honest i and my friends families aswell tend to eat more of ham, cheese, and stuff like chicken. couldn't describe better cos i don't know the clinary terms.
There's a bakery nearby that makes beautiful slab pizzas.
Can load it up with toppings if you like and they're delicious and well priced.
Some chains nearby vary depending on location and a select offer some excellent products.
>>68206198
>don't talk to me or my pizza ever again
Is it true people in Italy don't eat meatballs? And that it is only served at tourist restraints?
>>68206329
Ah interesting i usually eat something like a plain sandwich as what you described and i love pastas tho i need to cut my intake on carbohidrates. Rice, ramen noodles, beef patties, hot-dogs, burgers, goulash, pizzas and steak is what eat on a basis.
>>68206680
meatballs with tomato pasta you mean? yes
>>68200043
>>68204073
>>68202241
>>68205485
Hey, it's about time for your break to be over. Chop chop, I need my jalapeno pizza. Back to work, wagecuck.
>>68206680
We do eat meatballs sometimes, but not with pasta.
ITT: newfags that can't spot advertising
>>68200043
Papa Johns' > Dominos > Pizza Hut > Little Caesar's
>>68206198
>20 different varieties of pizza
choose between
1 cheese pizza
2 cheese pizza
3 cheese pizza
pizza with salami
pizza with raw seafood
pizza with sausage
pizza that is folded over
my point is that italian pizza sucks, because italians are unimaginative retards
how many italian pizza's have cheesy crust? how many italian pizza's have bbq sauce? how many italian pizza's have mac and cheese on them?
>none
>>68204719
>muslim customer asks guy working oven to use clean cutter to cut his pizza
>tfw 75% they forget and use the one covered in pork grease
>not buying from your local pizza parlor and supporting a local business.
>>68207535
This is why you shouldn't buy from chains. That is fucking disgusting. Who knows what else you sick fucks do to our food.
>not deep frying your pizza, murrican style
I pity you Yuropoors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rsj79pyQcU
>>68207589
you do know that franchisee's are local business right?
did you really think that KFC owns every KFC store?
>>68205302
Nah I work at dominos and if I do not defend her honour I will be waterbo
>>68207696
They buy the franchise from the company, so the company is still making money off of them.
>>68199719
rare scooter for the set incoming
>>68207657
I used to work at a chain place and they don't do shit inside the store to the food. Drivers might fuck with something if you're a well known non-tipper like shake your sodas up leave your pizza outside the warming bag so it gets cold faster on the way there.
The cutter thing is just being busy and forgetting. It's always the mudslimes and Indians. They shouldn't get pizza if they're afraid of sausage grease so much.
>>68205187
>you're so retarded you actually believe this
Australia is full of post-WW2 immigrants from Europe who brought proper pizza making with them.
Wood fired pizza is standard here, only white trash scum actually eat the cheap processed shit you worthless, tasteless Ameripoor filth call pizza.
Fuck now ya'll got me hungry for cheap shit chain pizza. But it's 2 am.
>>68207535
This has happened and we usually remake it instead of giving it to them so we can eat the pizza...unless thet go snack bar then we make their god angry
>>68207777
Usually no more than 20%. Typically it's 10% franchise fee.
Damn Domino's, really taking that social media game to the next level, huh? Why isnt this thread deleted? This is obviously fucking advertising.
>>68207943
I live in an area with few muslims so this was fairly uncommon and we just served it to them because it's not going to kill them and it wouldn't be a sin if they don't know.
>>68200043
>I hope you choke on little ceasers.
Round Table Master Race here. No, I don't work there or any fast food, but I have tried their pizza before and Domino's, and I like it more than Domino's. Expensive as hell though.
Papa John's was also good, but their quality is declining lately. Their dough is starting to taste more and more like cardboard. That's how Domino's used to taste, until they got their shit together and stopped making pizza-flavored cardboard and began making proper pizzas again.
>>68208032
Dominos is clearly superior you filthy kike
>>68199898
In fairness, Dominos used to be pretty terrible. Then like two or three years ago they did some major overhauls and rebuilt everything about their pizzas from the ground-up.
A lot of people remember the shitty Dominos though, or haven't had it in the last couple of years.
http://pizzaturnaround.com/
>>68208032
>advertising
>to neets
like anyone here has fucking money
besides, i was just commenting on why american pizza is better than Italian "real" pizza
>>68208332
>arguing over the superiority of absolute shit
>>68208294
If you want cheese baked onto the crust order a specialty pizza and edit it.
The bbq one gets chedder baked on and the Philly gets provalone etc
Our quality has gotten much better.
>>68208395
sorry, you can only comment in this thread if your country has the technology to make this
Never had better pizza than I had in Florence. Greasy american shit is only impressive to lardboys.
>>68208395
Would rather eat shit than the same pile of bread every day
>>68208519
>calling the ability to make shitty white trash food technology
>>68208623
>literally typing out complete gibberish and convincing yourself it's a response.
>>68199218
Fuck Dominos
>>68208675
sorry, you can only post in this thread if your country has the technology to click the right reply
>>68208675
Your nation has no cuisine. You do nothing but imitate American cuisine very poorly. At least Canada has beaver tails and poutine.
>>68208776
> click the right reply
Are you actually retarded?
>>68208776
>being this desperate to defend your white trash food
>>68208753
plz go papa john
im looking on the menu for your cheesy crust pizza but i dont see it
does this how can you call yourself a pizza chain without cheesy crust pizza
>>68208858
>thinking a country full of Euro and more recently Asian immigrants has no cuisine
>thinking because fast food shit exists all over the world that it means we all eat the abject shit Ameripoors call food
>being this insufferable in your willingness to defend processed garbage
DOMINOS PAN PIZZA IS FUCKING DANK
>>68208865
>>68208880
if you hover over the post number, it says reply, so i called it reply
the drunk aussie clicked on the post above mine, and then responded to my post, see
>>68208675
>>68208922
We don't need cheese on our crust.
Dominos drowns you in cheese until you plead for mercy.
We just have better pizza, better ingredients. It's a fact.
And fuck those pizza hut cunts too.
>>68201295
Poland. Tall slender girl who will produce many tall white children. Norway is less than a half inch from winning.
>>68208865
Your food tastes like garbage, Austria. Do you even have a cuisine outside of wienerschnitzels?
Your food as well as German food consist of nothing but poorly seasoned sausages and greasy, flavorless shit.
At least our fatty food has some flavor. When the niggers post about "white people food" having no flavor or spice, they're talking about you.
>got a sandwich and pizza from dominoes, 5.99 each deal
>eat all of it in a sitting while shitpostin on pol
>have diarrhea right now
why do we do it, /pol/, why do we do it.
>>68208981
>he east yeast extract
>>68209019
>he thinks people give enough of a fuck about him to actually quote his posts properly
You poor, sad, bastard. So starved for attention that you actually felt the need to point this out.
>>68209138
>he eats HFCS in everything
>>68199218
>Cheese well past the border of the sauce
>Sauce non-existant
>Burnt to an absolute crisp
>Bubbles for days
>Toppings are TFMSU tier
Seriously Just end your life tbqh
>>68209147
or maybe your to drunk to properly shitpost
>>68209082
> burgers trying to banter europe about food
You poor fuck, I could probably buy more types of bread in my local supermarket than you have hairs on your ass.
Enjoy your corn syrup, fatso ;^)
>>68207387
That image is legitimately disturbing. Why would any sane person put pasta on a pizza? It's like filling a sandwich with bread, ffs...
Btw, pic related is a standard pizzeria menu in Italy.
>muh 2 pizzas
Keep eating your fat and disgusting shit, burger.
>>68209226
>your
I'm not drunk, but you're definitely illiterate
>>68199489
disagree, domino's is better than most other pizza places
>>68209265
>pic
>>68209284
just stfu your a baby faggit
>>68209324
>your
>faggit
Control your temper, white trash.
>>68209236
just remember, you could be eating a warm philly cheese steak patriot pie if you had immigrated here
instead youll have to eat this cold thing that looks like a danish uncircumcised dick
>>68209363
your looking mad as hell zhang
>>68209236
>You poor fuck, I could probably buy more types of bread in my local supermarket than you have hairs on your ass.
You are retarded. Do you even realize just how many options we have here? I guarantee you that your piss poor, irrelevant nation lacks the variety that we possess.
Link related. This is what happens when some random American from flyover land visits Scandinavia: http://blogs.sweden.se/expat/2012/02/11/5-quintessential-swedish-foods-youll-never-find-in-a-cookbook/
I don't imagine that your cuisine is much better. I live in a town with a shitload of German and Austrian immigrants. Every year we hold an Oktoberfest and the "authentic" food is god awful. Even KFC tastes better than anything Germany or Austria has ever invented.
>Data provided to CNNMoney last year by PayPal (PYPL, Tech30)-owned money transfer service Venmo showed that pizza was the most popular thing 20-somethings spent their money on.
>>68209415
>your
>literally getting flustered and spelling your insults wrong
>call the other guy mad
How furious are you, omega?
>>68209399
>>68209421
> corn syrup rage
I smell the grease from here, lads. Take it easy bahahahaha
> tfw thousands of americans died after a power outage in NY, because they couldn't use their microwaves
Tell me more about your glorious cuisine, you fat little hot pockets XDDD
>>68209303
>>68209265
i dont see cheesy crust in any of those names
nor do i see bbq memphis or phily cheese steak or anything that remotely resembles a pizza burger
>>68209265
Oh god. I'm afraid to show you this... but did you know that in America we actually fill our bread with pasta? Look up "Dominos BreadBowl Pasta". They're fucking disgusting.
Getting decent pizza like >>68209303
isn't impossible if you live in a major city though. They charge way more than that place does though.
>>68209517
>the other guy
lmfao, chinky eyes dont realize we got ids zhang? no one is shaming your little wee wee here, calm down
I like how every pizza thread I have every read since 2008 had always bad some reference to cardboard. My conclusion is y'all niggas be dumb for even knowing what cardboard tastes like to begin with.
>>68199218
Steak and cheese pizza is breddy gud. Not from dominoes though faggot.
>>68209236
>muh bread
btw where the fuck is the thanks for saving ur ass from the commies
you would be in a bread line for a week if not for america
now say "america is always right" and i might forgive you
>>68209635
>changing devices to shit post after getting completely and utterly REKT
>thinking nobody will notice you type in the exact same way as the person you're pretending you aren't.
Have some fucking dignity you complete and utter retard.
>>68209765
>Ameripoors are so utterly rekt beyond believe they still bring up wars from literally last century that they still think they won
>>68204719
As long as there is no pork or other haram stuff on it, you can eat it 9/11. I mean 24/7.
>>68209839
>+.50 cents have been deposited to your bank account
good, good chink.
ishygddt
>>68209966
>going off on some utterly omega as fuck chink tangent because you think it's somehow insulting as you cry hysterically after getting BTFO
Have you no shame?
>Pizza
neckbeard detected
>>68199803
ukraine easy
>>68210054
>chink gets told
>"no u"
top kek
>>68209574
You don't see any of that because it's unquestionably shit and we don't want it. Why would you ruin the flaky crust by putting cheese in it when there is cheese all over the pizza already?
>>68209587
I've yet to find a pizzeria that charges more than 6 euros for a margherita, most of them charge between 4 and 5.
>>68210147
>crying, rekt, utterly devastated omega gets BTFO
>"chink"
>>68205302
I love eating some local pizza from time to time, its a different flavor even if inferior.
>>68210209
your done crying now, chink boy? back to weibo. wouldn't want to toss ya around anymore then i have already
>>68210281
>literally gets mocked, rekt, and completely destroyed by being illiterate and mad
>still can't spell you're
>>68210395
>says the faggit who came into the thread mad af zhongstralia cant into patriot pies
why do you keep coming back to get abused by me? do you enjoy your hurt that much?
>>68210507
>he thinks his illiterate, poor attempts at insulting me are actually working.
>he thinks people envy poverty tier food
No wonder you can't spell and think white trash shit is food.
>>68210192
>You don't see any of that because it's unquestionably shit and we don't want it.
You don't want it because your national pride is at stake and you know it.
If it wasn't for the USA and its variation of pizza, no one outside of Italy would know that it exists. We took what you created and made it taste so much better.
>>68210581
>peasant chink
>talking about poor people food
TOP KEK
your done, son. i give you permission bow to leave this thread without shame of feeling like a fucktars. no one but you will remember how retarded you are when you wake up
>>68199218
Why do Americans always talk about fast food?
>>68210917
your country is literally nothing but a passage for american ships. maybe we'll throw a lays potato chip out a shipping container once so your family can eat for a day.
>>68199218
>margarita
Copy-pasta detected and/or not italian.
>>68199218
holy shit the autism
if this is in reaction to that thread the other day where everyone said that american pizza was ass and you couldnt handle the unpatriotic ass raping, then you are such a total boomer faggot that its unbelievable
>>68211302
american pies are the best in the world, zhongstalia shitposting faggot
>tomato sauce tastes disgusting and artificial
>cheese doesnt taste like cheese at all
You amerifats and your tastebuds are fucked
>>68211484
>ahmed thinks he knows anything about american food
and what do you eat? lamb gyros and other basic shit you stole from Greeks? fuck off
>>68211550
Shut the fuck up you fat retarded fuck that thinks chain pizzerias are good.
You are so delusional that you think the abomination of Dominos is actually "good".
>>68211637
>fat
whats wrong? jealous you dont live in a country where people actually get to eat warm meals? maybe you should not have raped so many Germans woman's ahmed.
>>68199803
Germany made me spit out my drink. I forgive you for depicting Sweden as offensively white.
>>68210983
Please don't we are already reaching America level fat. American food franchises and food products are irresistible to cholos, they are damaging my country's health.
>>68210783
You're right, except for pizza Italian cuisine isn't known at all outside of Italy... I wish it was nearly as popular as American cuisine.
>>68211740
Oh, I almost forgot to post some Swedish pizza.
This is a banana pizza. It's filled with hard cheese, ham, bananas, curry and pineapple. You have to eat it while it's still hot, or the cheese will go stale and the whole thing becomes inedible.
>>68211945
olive garden and Marie calendars does Italian better then your shithole country.
>>68212101
Here's a more traditional Swedish meal: Kebabpizza. It's topped with kebab meat, fefferoni peppers and kebab sauce. It's the most quintessentially Swedish dinner there is.
>>68199218
I think you are confusing twice as good with twice as big.
>>68199218
American pizza is objectively crap
t. guy who lived there for a couple of years
>>68201295
Finland is beautiful.
Here's some Russian pizza for you guys
real pizza pie coming through
>>68212391
looks like a rectangular digornios
>>68212391
Homemade pizza simply is the best.
>>68212457
Here, a more "circular" variant
>>68212396
>that huge black grease stain on the cardboard
>that plastic cheese
>those stale tomatoes
>that burnt 10cm high crust
Uh, anon, I don't think that's edible...
>>68212736
>ew like too much grease!!!
hi numale
>>68212391
meh/10
>>68212391
Looks grose, tastes delicious I bet.
>>68212938
Pretty much, i don't get that fascination about order pizzas, homemade is literally best, as you get exactly what you want. The perfect ammount of everything.
American Pizza and Italian Pizza are so different from each other they should be considered entirely different foods.
Other countries are gross with their Pizzas except for Canada, Most of South America, USA, Mexico, Australia, Italy, and China.
It's like other places have no concept of food and just throw shit on it
>Sweden
>pizza has slices of banana on it and nuts mixed in with the cheese along with some strips of fish
Although Japan and Korea both sort of do their own thing with it and I think it works.
Domino's Pizza sucks though, it use to be pretty good but they started fucking with shit and now it's gross ass.
If you want good American Pizza get it someplace like Abby's or Little Caesars. Avoid Pizza Hut, any place which isn't a pizza place but still serves pizza, and any place that advertises itself as "Real [state/city] Pizza".
Also you should try store-bought pizzas, they're usually really good. Costco also has really good pizzas, hotdogs too.
Good job mods on keeping this slide thread with no political value whatsoever alive
>>68213081
>Pretty much, i don't get that fascination about order pizzas, homemade is literally best, as you get exactly what you want. The perfect ammount of everything.
I used to have really kinky sex with an older chick and we'd make pizza. 10/10. Seriously.
If you can get it sauteed onion + peppers + bacon and spinach with feta is delicious too. \
Good memories. Time to clean my kitchen.
>>68212231
Uhh, more subliminal white cum. Just stop please.
>>68201295
>tfw no ms. somalia
>>68213528
This. I see this thread every other day on /int/. take it there for the triggering of the pasta people.
>>68209132
Freedom isnt free.
>>68199641
In their defends I've found from experience that dominoes in america is much better than ours.
But youre right our dominoes is garbage, lowest tier of chain pizza for sure. Pizza Pizza ftw desu mon frere
>>68209132
Because you're a disgusting fatass.
>>68212736
I know you're shocked it doesnt contain real refugee semen, especially after Mutter Merkel made that mandatory in all EU pizzas.
You are a sad little creature. Moorish filth.
>>68199218
>italian pizza is only margarita (Chese pizza) and peperoni pizza, thats it, that the only authentic italian pizza and that what 90% of italians eat
What the absolute Christ... are you trying to troll us?
We have something like 300 flavors and they can be mixed with each other. Just last week I had a huge pizza for 9€ with mozzarella, tomatoes, salmon, tuna and bacon (and there were weirder flavors on the menu).
>>68212231
>kebab
Kebab is everywhere in Sweden.
>>68199218
>moldy gorgonzola
Few pizzas have gorgonzola, you, mongrel.
>>68214516
Americanized italian is its own cuisine
It will give you diabetes and kill you. Most of us are ok with that. It really is that good, most Euros just don't understand.
Food in the USA is just way better than in Europe, and far che app er. If you lived here you would also be a lardass.
>>68199218
>slap the word 'patriot' on a pizza
>burgerclaps buy it
>start crying and clapping their clogged arteries
>>68212231
Kebab superpizza is where its at. One of these bad boys can feed you for a whole day. Hard not to get messy though
>>68201295
>mfw that's the hottest grill in England
you know 10 years ago no one would of made this post on 4chan, on any board, ever. You're all gigantic newfags.
>>68215006
Itt dumb anons who've never had mountain mikes, or round table
>>68207387
You filthy disgusting cunt
May trump have mercy on you as God surely won't for that abomination
>>68204923
speciality chicken
>>68199803
Belarus's tits hang out pretty far. Although Ukraine is the GOAT.
>>68212391
>looks exactly like Detroit styled pan-pizzas
>Detroit was the birthplace of modern American pizzas
>nearly all the founders of all the major franchises were Slavs
Is pizza some sort of communist plot? Is it the ultimate prole food? So many questions.
>>68199803
:/ why did you do that
>>68216038
Oops, wrong pizza image.
Damn you guys are making me hungry with all the pizza posting.....
>needing to order pizza from a chain
I feel bad for you guys. Living in southern New York there are plenty of great local pizza places that have much tastier pizza.
Do you guys have Hungry Howie's? The flavored crust makes it better than any other chain pizza.
WE WUZ PIZZA MAKERS N SHIT WHEN DA ITALIANZ WERE STILL IN DA CAVES
>>68199218
You have shit taste. Don't you know that all fast food joints put shit in their food to make you addicted to it?
>>68200745
Local pizza = Random Hipster shit
Chain = Consistently pizza
>>68201295
Malta.
>>68220991
America is the birthplace of the modern pizza. You Marios may have invented it but we took it to the moon and back.
