Kek Statue Available on Amazon
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should we inform them of their misspelling?
also:
>price: $9.11
spoopy
>>68197295
Nice. Praise kek
Meme magicz at their finest
>>68197295
we need one with pepe's face kek has evolved
>>68197295
Heket isn't kek
>symbols are literally a guy sitting at a computer casting meme magic swirls into the air
>>68197295
>Not eligible for Prime
fuck
>>68198188
Heqet, Heket, Ket, Kek, Keket, Kuk, and Kuqet are all the same, just depends on the time and place withing Egyptian history
>$9.11
>>68198445
within*
Are you p-proud, /pol/?
>>68198768
>9.11$
>>68197295
WAIT. KEK IS A GRILL?????
>>68198768
You just added it to cart. Keep us posted when it's delivered
>>68198768
Can you send me one, senpai?
>>68197295
>$9.11
>>68198984
kek can take male and female forms
frog = male
snake = female
I was making a Kek helmet like in stargate but I need more ideas.
>>68197295
>$9.11
fuck it, tomorrow ill order it too. first purchase with my first credit card, a fucking meme
>>68197295
Make a thread later chronicling your experiences with first hand meme magic
>don't shoot your pastor if you go bananas
>>68199195
Kek wills it. I'll order one too family. Praise be unto Kek.
>>68197295
>Goddess
Kek is a tranny.
That's it, I'm outta here. Hail Kek
>>68198445
5 names that removes a lot off coincidence with meme magic and since kek has been a meme for over 10 years meme magic does not exist
>>68199347
better post tomorrow brah, i already wrote myself a note
I'm about to order it. Will post pics of order confirmation.
>>68199473
O! Be I blessed by the glyphs from yonger, and hitherto I shall be prosperous, in Pepe's name.
not a bad price really
I might buy one
>tfw this fucking Florida Mall company infiltrated Blizzard to make lol filter to kek in World Of Warcraft
>tfw they then infiltrated 4chan and started shitposting 'kek' instead of 'lol'
>tfw they then posted info of the god Kek on /pol/
>tfw they finally post this link to make money
Top kike.
This is data mining
I'll buy one here in a few minutes .
>bonded stone
I thought it was brass
>>68199393
Kek is a Trap.
Even more proof that it was fated to be 4chins deity.
KEK VULT
http://www.amazon.com/Heket-Goddess-Who-Birthed-Gods/dp/0972216308
>by Yolanda Muhammad
>9.11
>9.11
>9.11
>>68199393
Frogs can switch genders depending on environmental conditions. Don't you remember Jurassic park?
Am I blessed now guys?
This toad will deliver a plague upon whoever purchases
>>68197295
Nice political discussion faggot.
>>68199813
nice
>>68199596
Don't forget that causing 9/11 was literally just for the sake of this single product's price.
Check it and Kek it, Heqet.
>>68200026
Oy vey! Deeper it goes!
>>68199813
So what do I do when this meme toad arrives at my doorstep?
>Anon buys the Kek statue
>at night when he's asleep it starts talking to him
>"kill them all Anon..... kill them.... do it for the keks......*ribbit*..."
>>68200230
Worship it at 3:33am on every full moon outside the local synagogue.
>>68200026
kek wills it.
>>68200230
cum on it
Did I do good
Meme Toad Purchased.
Confirmed Email Edition.
Thank god I still had a giftcard in my account I forgot about just for situations like this where I get too drunk and buy a god damn meme.
>>68200349
>moot filters the c word to kek
>frog god's name is both Kek and Kuk
>>68200339
I will, and I'll post pics for you too if you want bb
Do you guys just act ignorant to the fact it's heket and not kek?
>>68200523
>buy it again
Oy vey, the kikes trying to sell everything twice
>>68200539
Hi Sean
>>68200600
Hey, man. How's it going? Hopefully you're doing alright.
>>68200539
>so son, what did you buy with your giftcard?
WAKE ME UP
>>68200783
I'm 23, man. I moved out of the house when I was 18 like every good boy should. Don't give me that bullshit.
>>68200339
>>68200349
I will be waiting weeks to see if you do it, perhaps you will be gifted with trips when you do and it becomes a KEK cult ritual.
>>68200593
kek is just a dialectical derivative of Heket used by memers to create their meme religion.
>>68200539
>not buying expedited shipping
m8
>>68200847
How much is that in real money?
blood sacrifices need to be made. Kill mice and pour the blood on the statue in the name of kek to take out Cruz.
>>68200847
Holy fucking Kek Kucknadians. $80 fucking dollars? Even in real money that's like $50.
>>68201281
By the end of the month 15 dollars.
>>68200847
FUCK YOU JUSTIN RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68200847
Your dollar is reaching Zimbabwean value
Praise Kek
>>68200847
>80 CANADIAN DOLLARS
>>68200847
i bet brit cucks even have a better price then that
>>68201512
Ouch, hey Canada, would you like some aloe for that sick burn?
>>68197295
>goddess
Where were you when kek was outed as a crossdresser?
Look for a thread relating to this at some point this coming Thursday through the weekend.
Should be at my doorstep then according to Amazon.
The second it arrives, you'll all see wonders. Stay tuned. It's for you guys. Not me.
>>68201902
it's not even listed. we literally can't buy it. i had to find the american page through fucking google images. there's no UK seller, fucking retarded
>>68200847
has trudy killed the cuckbuck?
I want a KEK Tshirt to go along with my MAGA hat and LongCat boxers!!
>>68197295
Got one. Wife wants to make it a gargoyle on our stoop, rofl.
>>68200026
He's bad news.
>>68202135
Will you show us a live cumshot? Please say yes.
>sell novelty statuettes
>realize the statuette is of "Kek"
>frequent /pol/
>change the price to $9.11 and raise the shipping to compensate for the slightly lower price
>shitpost on /pol/ about your "spoopy" Kek statuette
>rake in dosh
please Mr Merchant.... somebody get me some super deluxe Moon Man boxer briefs and Ben Garrison bedspread!
>>68199090
That creeeeps me out
>>68202138
You Brits aren't allowed to own anything fun. I'm sorry. No wonder you guys are such assholes, they sucked all the fun out of your country.
>>68202568
I wish I could counter that but you're basically right
>>68199405
gas the heretic
>>68197295
dubs 9 .11 figure is meant to convey it was inside job. If not it's just a capitalist coincidence
The hieroglyphs on the statue means heket. Heket/heqet is the goddess of fertility.
The hieroglyphs on my picture means Kuk/kek and he represented darkness, obscurity and night. This darkness was the chaotic darkness which existed before the creation of the world. However, although he was a god of the darkness, he was also associated with the dawn and given the epithet, the "bringer-in of the light".
Maybe this confusion is just kek fucking with us.
>>68198276
holy shit
>>68197295
My private school growing up was French so our mascot was a frog. My mom used to collect frogs like this and put them in the bathrooms. I thought it all was kind of embarrassing but here we are on the internet.
Praise Kek
>>68199405
SHUT THE FUCK UP
FUCK OFF
LIKE ACTUALLY GO AND NEVER COME BACK
>>68198768
Yes
>>68199473
O! Be I blessed by the glyphs from yonger, and hitherto I shall be prosperous, in Pepe's name.
>>68199405
>5 names that removes a lot off coincidence with meme magic and since kek has been a meme for over 10 years meme magic does not exist
What did he mean by this?
Kek, Almighty
>>68199628
this
>>68203660
this. go back to nigger island! woooo
>>68199813
Hey there, Kenny.
>>68203198
>implying keks are birds
Praise Kek
>>68197295
>Hey Dave
>yeah
>You know that shitty frog statue we got in our inventory
>yeah, probably added that around 2014, what about it?
>yeah, well uh, we just got 12,321 orders for the thing
>>68205202
send help to canada
>>68205202
They just got one more
>>68197295
Thanks OP. Purchased.
>>68199405
Flag
>>68197295
Price
$9.11
which one of you faggots did this?
XDXDXD if dub le mame magic is real hahahaha hail kek i can't wait to post this on /r/chan
>>68199816
I'll let you know
>>68199473
>O! Be I blessed by the glyphs from yonder, and hitherto I shall be prosperous, in Pepe's name.
Haha when they wake up tomorrow with a sudden surge of kek orders!
U gunna tell them to change it or what? We need everyone to tell them xe does not have a static gender and xe more commonly referred to as kek or kuk.
>>68200847
GOLD IS GONE
>This item does not ship to Netherlands.
Why live?
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