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>Venezuela and Bolivia are threatening Brazil of invasion

>Rumors are saying that both countries and the militias are getting ready to kill people from judiciary and legislative power.

>Dilma and Lula are making deals with Russia for sending their army here.

>Russia has stopped to attack Siria today.

>Lula is rumored to go to the jail tomorrow at 06am (the hour that someone can go to jail legally is from 06am to 06pm, yeah, it makes no sense.)

>Our army are saying that they are getting ready to fight and defend our nation.
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>>68192757
>Venezuela and Bolivia are threatening Brazil of invasion

kek. are they bringing their 15 warplanes too?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZKSQMpcrps
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>>68192757
You're fucked bro, get out now while you still can.
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>>68192757
LEAVE
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>>68192757
Hasn't this been going on for nearly a year? I remember another Hueavian bringing this up
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>>68192863

Venezuela has a much more modern planes than us, they air force can destroy ours
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>>68192863
They could use thei militia, like Das Frc, to kill our trustworth ministers and create terror.

It is possible that they will create a false flag attack in the Olympic games to control the population.

And Russian is getting involved, since Brazil is part of the BRICS.
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>venezuela
>can't supply toilet paper to populace but can supply guns and ammo to troops
>bolivia
>fucking indios
Stop listening to rumors bruh
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Good news for you, a shitskin civil war in your country, that's a free ticket to Canada...... god damn it.
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Why can't Brazilians go to jail at night?
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Atleast you can let the cartels bombard the foreignrs with cocaine. Zika and other bullshit
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>>68192757
>Venezuela
>invading anything
kek

also:
>Dilma and Lula are making deals with Russia for sending their army here.
Do Brazilians not know of the Monroe Doctrine? Because inviting Russia to the Americas is the easiest way to get on the US's shitlist.
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>>68193347
King Nigger is still in power if you haven't noticed. Nobody is afraid of America with that pansy in charge, it's why Russia felt safe invading Ukraine.
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>>68192939
This time is serious, because Lula and Dilma will go to jail, and the Foro de São Paulo (a communist secret aliance exposed by the philosopher Olavo de Carvalho) won't receive any money from Brazil, if the Foro does't receive any money most of the socialists dictatorship from Latin America will fall.
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>>68192757
Who will take Brazil Refugees?
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>>6819349
Kek, if Russia lands in the Americas it will be much different regardless who is POTUS
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>>68192757

Stop getting spreading this news without any logic, retard.
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>>68192757
> war in Brazil
> civil war in Europe
> race war in America
> war in Syria
> best Korea war
> world war 3 possibility
> a fucking white male
This year is going to be GOLD
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>>68192757
AlsoI touht therr was civil war and misery because of scandal.
I bet the venezuela bolivia just are shitposting cos theyr smaller.
This must be movie conflict for them
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>>68193267

If it is based on a police warrant you can only go to jail between "commercial time", it means 06am to 06pm.

If it is a flagrant you can go anytime.

I don't know why it is like this.
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>>68193634
Do you even have to ask, it's going to be us and Sweden, it's always us and Sweden.
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>>68192939
I've been wearing my phone all wrong.
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>>68193716
Yea
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>>68193267
Too spooky to go out at night.
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>>68193492
King Nigger has gotten away with is pacifist shit because all of the action has been on the other side of the world.

It is expected that the US Military will be involved in any conflict in the Americas if another foreign power is invested in it. Not even King NigNog can talk his way out of that responsibility.
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>>68193733
Designated!
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>>68192757
This shit is the best
I love 2016
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>>68192757

Stop lying bolsonaro-kun.

Nao vai ter golpe.
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>>68193669
The Russians could amr the militias to create terror.
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I just want to say to germany, sweden, canada and other cuck countries that I am going to one of those countries as a refugee. Thank you.
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>Venezuela and Bolivia are threatening Brazil of invasion
It's about time Colombia and Chile take care of these subhumans.
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>>68193703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZKSQMpcrps
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>>68194012

>sees flag
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>>68193920
Yes because black men don't walk away from their responsibilities all the time.
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>>68193013
BRICS isn't a military alliance. It's not even an economic one. It's a marketing agreement.
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>>68193733
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>>68192757
>venezuela
>bolivia
>brazil
Neither of those three countries are civilized. Who gives a shit.

We have stuff going on in real countries, go be poor and disgusting somewhere else.
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Why don't we start some memetic warfare like the PoliticsGhost guys are doing? With the right plan we could take over BR twitter.
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>>68192757
Nothing will happen. This is latinamerica.
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>>68194133
>Neither of those three countries are civilized.
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>>68193716
Gonna be one for this history books for sure.
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>>68194052
what? i didn't say i'm not a subhuman, and neither you aren't.
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>>68194012

ETERNAL TURKROACH
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>>68192757
>Venezuela and Bolivia are threatening Brazil of invasion

Pretty sure even the favelas have better guns than them.

This is the type of hardware the police needs to survive over there.
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>>68193720
Damn that picture is spooky nigga
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>>68194227
you stupid monkey, i'm on your side.
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>>68193013
BRICS doesnt mean anything. It is just a feel countries that happened to print a lot of money about the same period which caused a huge boom in the economy, now the bust is coming even harder. BRICS is just a list of countries that presented economic growth a feel years ago.
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>>68192757
>>68192871
>>68193013
>>68193527
>>68193733
>>68193992

you are either:

1. 15 years old

2. a troll

3. a redflagging MAV-PT

no one is this dumb

olavo de carvalho is a fucking meme

>believing the mad ramblings of an ancient astrologist

neither evo or maduro are crazy enough to invade us and russia couldn't care less about brazil right now

the only happenings in the horizon are:

1. government vs. judiciary battle

2. the impeachment

3. liberals showing concern on media

that's it
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>>68194081
They are putting their money on Brazil, China has invested 50 billions in Brazil since the beggining of the year, nad there is a city completly taken by their industry, mostly in Jundiaí and Jacareí.
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2016 is like a bee hive
It's been getting poked, a few bees come out and make noise
But Brazil invasion might be the event that knocks down the hive and all the bees swarm and rekt shit.

WWIII mang
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>>68192757
complete bullshit
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>>68193772
Bro please let me come in. I've lived in Canada before and I'd do anything to go back. You should stop letting muzzies in and start letting good Christian westerners in.
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>>68193720

Holy shit a swede made spelling and grammar mistakes. Are you drunk? I think its a first.
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>>68194133
That's why I love Japan.
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>>68194276
Nobody wants turkroaches on their side.
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>>68192757
A horde of disgusting tri-racial refugees is just what the US needs right now. God help us if Trump loses
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/hue general/ when?
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>>68192757
>Venezuela (socialist) + Bolivia (socialist) threaten to attack Brazil (socialist)

I don't see how socialists killing each other is bad news.
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>>68194133
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>>68193267
Blacks are invisible in darkness.
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>>68194405
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>>68194377
you'd have spread your legs open if i was a syrian though.
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>>68194341
China and Russia are different countries. China has also invested in Congo, doesn't mean Russia is going to send troops to the Congo to fight.
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>>68194340
>believing the mad ramblings of an ancient astrologist

Não fala merda, esse Foro de São Paulo está documentado.
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>>68194374

>argentina
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>>68193920
>comparing the Ukraine to South America
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>>68194276

Nobody wants you at their side Turkey, Europe would love that the continents could drift faster so they could get away from your bullshit.

>>68192757

Source on this? Those faggots have the equipment but not the experience of motivation to do anything with it. I cant wait to annex Venezuela and make Colombia Gran again
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How will the US respond if the Russians intervene in South America?
The last time that happened it almost started a global nuclear war.
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>>68194354
Never thought the hues would bring WW3
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>>68194468
Not that I would mind if some socialist nation attacked Chile. I would be join a paramilitary force in the Andes to push out the invading force and then establish a right wing Govt.
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Feels like the best opportunity to get the south independent. Hope venezuela burn the north to the ground.
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>>68194357
Make sure you commit some murders and rape some people, then claim you are being discriminated against in Brazil, I'm sure Trudeau will let you in then.
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>>68192757
>bolivia

kill them all
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>>68194357
Is it really that bad there brazilbro? What about going to argentina? Or is that fucked too?
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>>68194340
What are you talking about, mate? Any retard can see Brazil is spearheading a communist takeover of latin america. Take a look at countries that make the BRICS. This is bigger than Brazil.
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>>68192757
brazil is barely a country. take away the their soccer balls and mmos and they will fall into chaos
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>>68194479
Considering that when the Syrians arrived in my city somebody sprayed mace in their faces I think you have that wrong. Our Prime Minister doesn't represent the majority of Canadians on these issues.
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>Venezuela and Bolivia are threatening Brazil of invasion
>Dilma and Lula are making deals with Russia for sending their army here.
>Our army are saying that they are getting ready to fight and defend our nation.

You better give us more solid proofs and sauce for those claims or you're just spouting ebin habbedin bullshit
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>The leading member of the Brazilian Democratic Movement Party (PMDB), who asked not to be identified because of the sensitive nature of the issue.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-brazil-politics-idUSKCN0WM0XK

kek. dem huehues
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>>68194552
>USA
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>>68194431

Japan then: Entirely populated by Toshiro Mifune
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>>68194606
>How will the US respond if the Russians intervene in South America?
The newsmedia would barely mention it
Obama might give a 5 minute speech
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>>68194340
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What are some reliable sources for this shit?
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>>68192757
Americans get ready for the favelas and the Amazon to pour over the mexican border
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>>68194606
It is not a direct intervation, but a indirect one, just like Ukraine.
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you guys fuck up my video game experience
this is great news. fuck you brown homos
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The last time a neighbour tried to invade our country we've literally wiped out their entire male population. That's why Paraguay became an ONLY-WOMEN COUNTRY. Yeah, ONLY WOMEN.
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>>68194683

>get the south independent

Fucking do it. Let the niggers on the north get by themselves
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>>68194806
>sprayed mace in their faces
was it before or after the rape?
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>>68192757
>Venezuela and Bolivia are threatening Brazil of invasion

What the fuck? Why are you Hues talking military invasions? Where the hell is this coming from?
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>>68194133
>We have stuff going on in real countries
>Yepen
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>>68194988
I hope you don't have Russian minorities in Brazil
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>>68194133
>go be poor and disgusting somewhere else.
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>>68192757
Why are your politics so fucking interesting? Ours are boring as fuck
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>>68195098

Damm korean anti jap bantz is the best
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>>68195039
It was at a mosque where they were being welcomed to the country in a PR stunt, just thinking back on it makes me happy.
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Just fetch your off duty cops on them. Also how the fuck can Venezuela afford an invasion?
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>>68194546

>esse Foro de São Paulo está documentado

e?????

o grupo bilderberg tbm

e o clube de roma

e a religião judaica

projeto de poder não é oq falta no mundo

>>68194765

if the people of latin america are

1. dumb enough to put these people in power

2. passive enough to keep them in power unchallenged for generations

then they simply deserve what they get
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>>68194605
>Nobody wants you at their side Turkey, Europe would love that the continents could drift faster so they could get away from your bullshit.

Who cares about what you think, stop fiddling with FARC and tell your paramilitary to operate in Venezuela already narconigger
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>>68192757
How is venezuela gonna invade anyone? Can't they like not even afford toilet paper?
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The bad thing about south americans fighting is that they don't kill you quickly with bullets, no guns allowed, they hack you to death with machetes. Have fun getting hacked to death Brazilbros
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>>68194012
Nah...
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>>68195240
Lel probably they needed to acclimate after leaving a warzone
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>>68195158
>I hope you don't have Russian minorities in Brazil
Worse
Brazil has Germans
It's spooky, some pictures of villages that look air-lifted out of the Rhineland transplanted to south Brazil.
German style houses and palm trees is so odd to see.
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>>68194988
With all the spare money Russia has lying around.
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>>68194133
A
FUCKING
DOT
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>>68195383
One of them was quoted as saying they should have never come to Canada after it, god damn that was a happy day.
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>>68192757
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>>68195395
Yeah the south isn't it. Supposedly it's the best part
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>>68194821
http://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2016/03/bolivia-pede-cupula-da-unasul-no-brasil-para-defender-dilma-e-lula.html

http://www.dn.pt/mundo/interior/nicolas-maduro-apela-a-solidariedade-mundial-com-lula-e-dilma-5083062.html
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>>68195301
you shouldn't believe all that you watch on cnn, bro
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>>68195301

Normal citizens cant, army people have all the resources.

Government spent a ton of oil money on big guns but the cucks in charge will fail at using them, like Saudi Arabia.

>>68195264

We are not destabilizing traitor roaches like you, even if we think maduro is retarded Venezuelans are in charge of their own fate for good and bad.
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>>68195230
Damn right
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>>68192757
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
wow....cara seja lá o que você tenha fumado é bom pra caralho.......
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>68192757
news link please
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can somebody explain to a person who has 0 knowledge on this subject what's going on? thanx
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>>68195301

Biggest military power of South America after Brazil, while a good chunk of their people are living in extreme poverty. Chile has a smaller army than both of them but far better trained.
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>>68195739
http://www.dn.pt/mundo/interior/nicolas-maduro-apela-a-solidariedade-mundial-com-lula-e-dilma-5083062.html

http://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2016/03/bolivia-pede-cupula-da-unasul-no-brasil-para-defender-dilma-e-lula.html
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>>68195739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj55Iyd16Jw
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>>68195256
>2. passive enough to keep them in power unchallenged for generations
>then they simply deserve what they get
Seems to me they are trying to do just that right now. If you take any time to study the history of south america in the last 70 years you can see a clear plan coming into fruition. Some scholars I know say it might be the last true struggle of the communists, if they lose this one they're out. Brazil was supposed the next big economy, and now ten years later it's almost as poor as it was. It's clear the money is flowing somewhere else. I think these are reasons enough to call for armed conflict or even, god forbid, a civil war.
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>>68194200
>Nigger monkeys rebelling against the communist kikes in power

It's like pottery.
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>>68195652

Please post the one where jap gets no love all day
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Sounds absurd. Venezuela is too unstable to mobilize their army. They'd be risking a coup themselves.

Lula's corruption is also worth maybe 5 billion or so at most. That is too cheap for Russia to get involved in their current situation.

If there is any kind of substance behind these rumors, it is probably the leftists spreading them to get people scared.
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>>68195652
Based Best Korea bringin the bantz
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>>68195395
>I hope you don't have Russian minorities in Brazil

>Worse
>Brazil has Germans

So Merkel will probably nuke that part of Brazil so she can totally eradicate every last bit of German DNA from the earth. That would be the biggest threat from Germany
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>>68195751
from google

On Wednesday, something surprising and strange happened in Brazil: The president, Dilma Rousseff, appointed former President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, her political mentor, to her own Cabinet.

That same day, a Brazilian judge ordered the government to release a wiretap recording of Rousseff — yes, the government is listening in on its own president — speaking to Lula, as he's commonly known.

The recording seemed to reveal that Rousseff had appointed Lula to save him from prosecution in a multibillion-dollar corruption scandal involving the state-run oil company Petrobras. (Under Brazilian law, ministers go to special courts that have historically never prosecuted them.)

Subsequently, a separate judge ordered a pause on Lula's appointment, suggesting it may have been illegal.
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>>68192757
wow, they lose 1-7 and their country falls apart

how sad
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>>68195751
Quick tl;dr

>Brazil has a commie party in power for 14 years or so
>Previous president (Lula) was being investigated about some dirty business he conducted and some oil scandal with petrobras
>Current president (Dilma) would be the next in line if Lula goes to jail
>She decides to give Lula a position as minister to avoid being judged in a conventional way
>Calls Lula to tell him about the plan
>Said call is tapped and released to the public
>Shitstorm ensues
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>>68195913
thanks. almost went to brazil ended up going to peru but brazilians told me its cheap if you have dollars i thought it was spendy but i guess not might go next year
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>>68192757
>Brazil
>serious

Lol ok
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>>68192757
Better hurry up and do it while King Nigger is still in charge, if the Bolivians try that shit under a Trump presidency they're going to get shot up worse than Butch Cassidy did when he fought their army.
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>>68196136
>Colombia:
>High taxes
>Stiff labor regulations and unions everywhere
>Import taxes

Colombia not commie... LOL
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I found this cool video for you huehues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyyQw8c5TGM
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Brazil was a mistake.
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>>68195913
Holy shit, how can anyone seriously side with Lula and Dilma? Their corruption is so obvious. I can totally see them using the threat of a "right wing military coup" to go full tyrannical communist takeover to "protect democracy"
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>>68194764
>>68194717
I'm white and married with a half-white half-indigenous girl. I just want to go to a place where I can raise our children without degeneracy.
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>>68195528
I read somewhere their whole economy was based on the idea of $150/bbl oil though, so $25/bbl oil fucked them hard lol.
>>68195593
>>68195894
Maybe good time for USA to get back to gold old fashioned meddling in South America again.
Make South America Great Again!

Also better not fuck up the Amazon with this shit.
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>>68193920
King nigger is rooting for the communists and he's in his last term, he'll do whatever the fuck he wants
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>>68196412
Is there anywhere in south America stable? I have heard good thing about Chile
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>>68196126
>>68196136
god damn South American politics are sketchy
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>>68196416
>USA to get back to gold old fashioned meddling in South America again
But that's what made us into this mess of a continent in the first place
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>>68196127
LOL
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>>68196377
I study at the State University, which are breeding grounds for lefties. This week I saw ~20 people with red shirts straight up looking for fights against right-wingers.

I was in one of the spontaneous debates, and the commie got BTFO, and then he quickly went to facebook and posted that he'd been "attacked and threatened by right-wing extremists" when it was just basically people telling him he was a retard for defending criminals.
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>>68196537
The Chilean govt. is socalist and friendly towards communists.

Lately it passed a massive tax hike, labor laws to strengthen unions and will now replace Chile's current Constitution for one that fits Socialist ideals.
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>>68196624
No it was you guys resisting Americas dick that made the mess. Should have just gone with it (^:
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South america should just let the USA pick their leaders. This shit isnt working

>>68196680
>tfw no pinochet
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>>68196126

Oil involved. America will be there.
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>>68196537
My wife will literally only accept moving to a first-world country. The only reason she wants to go is because of our soon-to-be-born children.She doesn't want them to grow up in a place with an equivalent violent crime rate.
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Vale ex-president (The biggest metal mining company of Brazil) just died, with his family, in a plane crash just yesterday.

Vale is associated with corruption, this guy knew something.

http://g1.globo.com/sao-paulo/noticia/2016/03/aviao-cai-sobre-casa-na-zona-norte-de-sao-paulo.html
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>>68196793
Pinochet was an exception among the leaders you appointed. Most were shit.
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>>68196680
So bizarre to me how communism still exists in South America. I realize many countries like China claim to be communist, but in reality practice capitalism and are socialist only in name, is it the same way in South America or is it real 100% red terror Marxism?
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I'm trying to search for more edits of this pic.

Does it have an image name I can search? Like "thatsa nice" or some shit?
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>>68196876
Where does your wife's son want to go?
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>>68196412
Well then Canada is not the place for you. Well unless you go and live in one of the small towns, but foreigners never end up there. Although if you're a doctor there are tons of small towns in Canada that would kill to get you to move to them.
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>>68196876
Well if shit hits the fan you can be sure Canada will be taking refugees (no fiki fiki allowed though)
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>>68196971
well meme'd, but he's my son and it's still in her uterus.
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>>68192757
So, can a middle aged fat, mentally insane white American with a drinking problem and a trigger finger, like myself, come to Brazil to live out one of his biggest fantasy and RP as his favorite hero
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>>68196941
It's a Photoshop of pacha from emperors new groove try that.
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>>68192939
>dat fucking prehistoric machine gun

Hahaha fuck guys, c'mon
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>>68197105

Look up the Browning M-2.
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>>68196876

>accepting nigger huefugees
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>>68196941
Pacha edits
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>>68196937
The only thing commies and south american governments have in common is the overwhelming corruption. But you can be damn sure we don't get a single gibsmedat from the cake created by our tax money.

That's basically what communism ultimately amounts to though, so i can see where you're coming from
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>>68197098
That might help. Thanks anon.
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>>68196937
It is 100% red terror Marxism that has been held back through military coups.

Latin Americans don't value freedom of speech, free markets and don't fear powerful governments therefor they elect communist leaders over and over again.
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>>68196937
More like China. But without an army controlling everything. It is called "state capitalism", the governmet extort everyone with extremely high tax so they can maintaing their "pseudo dictorship".
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>>68192757
>Venezuela and Bolivia are threatening Brazil of invasion

Dude lay off the WeedLMAO420 and BBC.

Aint no one invading no one...
>we all got our shit to worry about
>Venezuela is near chaos
>Bolivia is trying to stay out of ppls shit because aint not shit going down here

Seriously, the first thing they teach you about CoIntelPro is that you need unrest or an imminent threat from outside to distract the populace.
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Bolivia lost every war it has fought on and have a absolute shitty army nowadays, they are basically a no-entity, and Venezuela has nothing besides their 20 or so modern jets.
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>>68197183

In every communist regime the ruling party becomes the bourgeoisie they were claiming to fight against.

Lil' Kim gets his own jet while his country literally starves.

Capitalism does the same thing, but the peasants get a few more crumbs.
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>>68194054
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US will intervene if there is a state-on-state conflict in OUR hemisphere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inter-American_Treaty_of_Reciprocal_Assistance
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>>68197087
Yeas, you could go to BOPE, they are a special military group specialized in invade slums.

You could try your luck in Military Police Force too. But I'm not sure if they accept foreigners.
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>>68195913

Bolivia has nothing.

Venezuela has bombers from the 1940's. Their maximum range is 2000km, not able to reach any cities that matter. Alternatively, they send militia to hide in the jungle and do nothing. Big fucking deal.

>>68195976

I think you are taking the hyperbole in these recent impeachment threads as truth.

>Seems to me they are trying to do just that right now.

Yes. People in power are not fond of losing power. It happens everywhere. It's worse with leftists, since they are delusional enough to think they always have the moral ground. It's even worse in Latin America, fond of populist politicians prone to inflaming the masses. This is why the situation seems dire, but it's just business as usual. Nothing we haven't seen before, just this time they have cuck artists on their side.

>and now ten years later it's almost as poor as it was.

No, it isn't. Lula oversaw considerable growth, everyone was happy under him, specially the bankers and big companies. Dilma is the one fucking up. Partially because of the commodity bust, partially because of the stubbordness of the left in keeping costly anti-cyclic economic policies in place instead of addressing the real issues of the economy. Even then, we haven't lost much of the progress of the past decade, except for the most socially vulnerable, but anyone could see that coming. The real problem is the impending trouble if the government doesn't get it's shit together, which is why impeachment is gaining strenght.

>It's clear the money is flowing somewhere else.

Yes, it's going to pay interests. Dumbass Lula thought it was a good idea to replace all our cheap international public debt with the IMF (muh intervention) for expensive national public debt (national treasury notes). This is another component in the core of our economic crisis, this plus + anti-cyclic economic policies have balooned the debt/gdp ratio which triggered the risk downgrades and ultimately the recession.
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>>68196127
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REI DO CÉU, REI DO CÉU NÃO RESPONDA.
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The Happening only Happens 10% of the time and this is not a Happening.

The last real happening was Crimea and even that blew over because no one gives a fuck about Slavs.

No one gives a fuck about Brazil either.

>tfw no one gives a fuck about NZ
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>>68192757
>burning your nation's flag because your team lost a football match

Didn't this shit anger any Brazilians? Is this proof that diverse countries, even ones with a common culture and language like Brazil, can never feel a strong sense of patriotism?
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>>68192757
>Venezuela and Bolivia are threatening Brazil of invasion
what? what for? to defend Lula and Dilma?
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>>68197573
Questions:

Is UFE real or a meme?

Are the Favelas that bad?

Why the fuck do you monkies love soccer so much?

Is Hue Hue Hue Hue real or a meme?
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>>68197506
In communist countries, it's like the states loves you to death more.
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>>68192757
>venenzuela and bolivia
>invading
thats about as believable as ron paul winning the presidency or farage winning PM
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>>68197167
The difference is that it's from based genius john Moses browning, not that piece of hot garbage Madsen. A fairer comparison would be if we still used the browning BAR.

Don't you dare imply the ma deuce isn't great.
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>>68197506
The idea of capitalism is the trickle down economics.
It doesn't eliminate poverty, to be sure, but your poor will be better off for it.
Poor people in the US generally have a house, a car, access to plentiful food (albeit of low quality), a smartphone, etc.
Compared to communist states where the poor have no possessions and go hungry.
Say what you want about the evils of capitalism but we have the only economic system where poor people are obese.
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BRING IT ON FAGGOTS
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You fucking monkey niggers are not understand what's really happening. Your neighbors don't possess the military resources to carve land out of Hue land and hold it. Their economies and armies are a fucking shambles. The only thing they're capable of is the jungle nigger fighting you're known for.

What's REALLY happening is that they're trying to externalize the threat and the danger to take heat off themselves. Every dictatorship creates a boogeyman (real or imaginary) so the people are scared enough to submit to the dictatorship.

Keep your eyes on the real evil if your fucking nigger orangutan brains can manage.
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>>68192757

Make sure to livestream Dilma's execution on every channel in the country.
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>>68197759
Not sure what UFE means.

Yes, favelas are that bad. They kill people for entering the "wrong turn", littery. I hope you always use a GPS.

Actually we don't love soccer that much, Europeans probably love soccer much more. It is just like baseball for you.

Hue hue hue is meme.
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When did our flag get so edgy?

Half of Americans in this thread would be okay with nuking and killing everybody on South America.

Cmon guys, that's not what freedom is about.
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>>68197843

EVERYONE should have an M-2 for home defense.
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Just a reminder that nordestinos are the scum of this farse we call brazil.
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>Lula gets the ministry and feijoada happens
>People keeps the protests
>opportunity to the CIA snipers deployed in Sao Paulo to shoot both protesters and police so civil war begins

>Lula and dilma gets arrested
>reds go to streets to protest
>opportunity to the Spetsnaz snipers deployed in Sao Paulo to shoot both protesters and police so civil war begins
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How do I get my sister blacked?
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>>68192863

lol REKT
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>>68197922
The thing is, we know that, but you are understimating the power of the militias, they want to kill the good people in legislative, executive and judiciary power. They are 100% capable of spreading terror.

If our power are corrupted and Russia helps them by arming them, we won't have power to fight them, because our military has really ol equipments.
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>Brazil will cease to exist in my lifetime
>>68198240
Fuck her.
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>>68198365
I hope it does, some of us will end up far better than the others.
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>>68194035
Muito longe o video, mas acho que eles tem muita informação cierta.
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You can easily steamroll Bolivia, they have a shit tier military, Venezuela will be the problem for you.
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>>68197958
omg that gif is both hilarious and fucking creepy.
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>>68198312

It's still a smokescreen. At this point the danger lies within your own borders.
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>>68194012
Not our problem.
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>>68196876
Go to newzealand
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>>68198663
Pretty sure we could steamroll both. Our army is very large and well-trained,which really hasn't been useful because we haven't had wars in quite a while.
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>>68196858
That is so America

Can someone put Donald Trump in this picture? It will be perfect.
>pic unrelated
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>>68198312

>militias

This is no fucking Venezuela. There are no bolivarian patrols in urban centers, just leftist cucks in universities. The closest thing we'd have to a militia is MST and they are not happy with the government right now. In fact the São Paulo branch has been very civil working together with Alckmin (opposition) lately. Also, they get their shit kicked in already by simple farmers, let alone the army. Much worse than any theoretical militia are the fucking crime syndicates, which already spread terror without any higher political motive.

If someone kills Moro or Cunha, they become martyrs. Same thing for Lula. It's a dumb move. I'd hope people are able to think two steps ahead. Nothing is going to happen.
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>>68192757
>Venezuela and Bolivia are threatening Brazil of invasion
>Dilma and Lula are making deals with Russia for sending their army
I want to believe
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>>68198863
And no military capabilities or political will anyways. Chile's politicians don't care about the military anymore and would rather resort to international institutions to settle any disputes

Bunch of pussies..
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>>68198910

>oh noes BR our nation is falling aparts!
>oh noes BR it looks like the other countries are goings to invades!
>better give me control of that well-trained military so I can protect you ;^)
>mfw you get yourselves a brand new dictator
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>>68199131
Das FARC
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Brazillians, I'm into your language and all but hot damn pls gib more brazillian fap material like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K1BwD-aJ0o
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>>68196126
>>68196136
Who tapped the phone call? Does Brazil have a lot of decent patriotic people in its intelligence services who would potentially cooperate with a right-wing coup?
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>>68192757
You on that crack nigga?
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>>68199229
LOL
That's what happened in 60's here.
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>>68194431
>GAY THEN
>STILL GAY
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>>68192993
Hey Brazil Bro why do you think Venezuela is threatening invasion? Is this a play to keep Maduro in power in Venezuela? I keep hearing Venezuela is on the verge of being a failed state.
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>>68192757
Why do they want to attack you?
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>speak out against corruption
>marxists send their attack dogs after you
jesus christ
godspeed, monkeys
I have family down there
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>>68199275
Her name is Andressa Soares, aka, Mulher melancia (Watermelon Woman), look for a tv program called Pânico na TV and you will find more information.

Look for brazilian Funk too. (Funk brasileiro).
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>>68192757
>Venezuela's military
Does anybody have that Pajeet comic about them buying those new Russian fighters?
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>>68199289
The Federal Police, there is a judge leading the investigation, his name is Moro. So, yes, there are people fighting to free the country from the communists.
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>>68199229
Makes complete sense. It is even cited in our constitution.

>Art. 142. As Forças Armadas, constituídas pela Marinha, pelo Exército e pela Aeronáutica, são instituições nacionais permanentes e regulares, organizadas com base na hierarquia e na disciplina, sob a autoridade suprema do Presidente da República, e destinam-se à defesa da Pátria, à garantia dos poderes constitucionais e, por iniciativa de qualquer destes, da lei e da ordem.

How else is an unarmed population supposed to defend itself against criminal government institutions?

Your input is valued, but refrain from criticizing others if you don't know how our country works.
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>>68199229
They lose either way. If they lose the war, they get a shit socialist government, if they win they keep their commie government.
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>>68192939
that weapon looks fucking sick
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Nothing will happen stupid brazucas

>Russians sending their army to Brazil

TOP KEK
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>>68199525

Worry less about my criticism and more about fucking surviving what's coming.
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>>68194276
t. *wiggles antenna*
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>>68199432
if not queen of brazil, surely queen of dick
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>Russia is obligated to aid a corrupt Communist regime because of BRICS

this bluepill is astounding
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>>68199401

Same reason Sweden will eventually stab you in the back.
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>>68199926
>implying /pol/ shitposters are in any danger whatsoever
Again, massive ignorance on your part.
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>>68200188
So, it's because they're angry Muslims?
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>>VqVQnb6x

USA is 68%white*+17%black+3%Asian+12%(Injun-Mexican)

Brazil is 45% white hispanic as Ted Cruz
10% brown (white + indjun) as Marco Rubio
38% black as Obama or Pele
1% Asian as Japanese or Chinese
1% pure Indjun

On Brazil we never had a BLACK president like Obama.

On Brazil all president were White hispanics like Ted Cruz.

Just like USA, We are not all niggas here on HUE nation.
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>>68200307

>country is on the brink of civil war
>most important thing on my mind is muh feels on the internet
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>>68199242

we've had our own FARC and that was Guerrilha do Araguaia (José Genoíno was part of it), gladly our military wasn't cucked and managed to destroy it relatively quickly

the colombian conflict goes all the way back to the 60's and it was made worse by the drug cartels

don't think our military is going to idly sit by, if it comes to the same environment of 64 they will take action

but there's no reason for that in the horizon, instead of risking a far-right coup d'etat it's much for the left if Dilma gets impeached

they let the opposition put in place unpopular measures to fix the economy until their political capital runs dry (of which there isn't plenty) and then they come around with a new party reinventing themselves and start their usual rethoric:

>remember how it was good in lula's years?!
>we have to work for the people once more!
>we'll raise the minimum wage again!
>we'll bring back benefits to how they were in the past!

this is what's going to happen
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>>68200371

Catholics, but same difference, serkku.
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>>68200387
Obamas a halfie so that makes him whiter than your nation
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Venezuela is more busy with its own problems at home, the same can be said with Bolivia with some corruption scandal involving the president and his ex or something, also they have problems with us and risking some conflict with other neighbor isn't smart, and the UNASUR is going to express "deeply concern", basically nothing, you have to worry more about the small posiblility of a civil war thought
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>>68200465
I have a family. Their feels is what I care about. I could give a shit about my country, I just want my wife and kids to be happy.
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>>68200387

Most blacks (38% of) Brazil are halfies (Mulatoes) like Obama.
Although they still be called and considered to be Blacks.

We start call brown (pele morena) just when the skin color are between Arabs and South Asians,

Marco Rubio is "light brown" on Brazil standards.
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>>68200612

Don't you dare to give them land.

Bolivia deserves to stay a landlocked country forever
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>>iYUKbyKl
>>68200387
Brazil is almost half white hispanic as Ted Cruz

Most blacks (38% of) Brazil are halfies (Mulatoes) like Obama.
Although they still be called and considered to be Blacks.

Brazil is also 10% brown (white + indjun) as Marco Rubio and most Mexicans

We start call brown (pele morena) just when the skin color are between Arabs and South Asians,

Marco Rubio is "light brown" on Brazil standards.
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>>68201000
>>68201006
>>68200834
How does this effect the US?
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>>68201285
Dayum
Halfbreed continent>>68201285
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>>68192757
WAIT! HOLD UP!

Is there going to be a major Latin American war? For the first time in how fucking long? Like 150 years?

Woooohoooo what a time to be alive, everyone. What a time.
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>>68200485
>>68200387

Almost half Brazil's population is white hispanic as Ted Cruz

Most blacks (38% of) Brazil are halfies (Mulatoes) like Obama.
Although they still be called and considered to be Blacks.

Brazil is also 10% brown (white + indjun) as Marco Rubio and most Mexicans

We start call brown (pele morena) just when the skin color are between Arabs and South Asians,

Marco Rubio is "light brown" on Brazil standards.

There are more whites on south of Brazil. Mostly with Spanish, Portuguese, German, italian, Russian, Hungarian and Polish ancestry.

There are even 20000 descendants of white Americans from the Southern United States (Confederates states), who immigrated to Brazil, after the American Civil War.
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>>68192757
>>68192993
>Venezuela and Bolivia are threatening Brazil of invasion
>Venezuela has a much more modern planes than us, they air force can destroy ours
Yeah I'm sure our powerful army with around 50.000 soldiers armed with soviet era weapons who haven't fought a fucking war in more than 100 years will successfully invade a country with 100 million people, please by looking at liveleak I can tell your cops have more experience in modern warfare than our elite troops, fuck off Venezuela can't invade shit
Calm the fuck down Joao, also
>lelivia invading anything
So they get their shit handed again in literally seconds just like when they tried to start shit with Chile
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>>68202006
There will be no war.
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>>68202249
Oh, come on... Don't you want more coastline?
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>>68202249
There will be war and you are going to be on the losing side, Chile. We are going to conquer the whole subcontinent. Enjoy you freedom while you can.
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>>68202006
No reason for war. Commies are getting BTFO everywere.
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>>68193214
GIBS ME DAT
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