Shh...the eurocucks are sleeping. Post shit euros can't enjoy.
>free refills
>ICE in our drinks
>air conditioning
>little to no censorship
>first hand access and control of popular culture
>freedom
self defense
>>68192160
>guns
>actual good burgers, not that Mcdonalds shit that they think is a REAL burger
>frozen custard
>low taxes
>ease of starting a business
>wealth
>american pride
>A country with a good military
>real tacos
>unlimited chain fast food restaurants
>Cracker Barrel
>freedom
>>68192160
I have to travel to Europe for work a lot and the no ice and no free refills makes me want to die.
this one is hilarious
>Christian countries not overrun by shitskins
America in a nutshell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g
yuros dont have free refills or ice in their drinks?
O=
>>68192160
>tfw Europoors will never know freedom or justice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPzAYWK1CFo
>>68192160
>Walked into a McDonalds today for a Quarter Pounder (Royale with Cheese for the Frogs).
>Armed with my concealed carry 9mm.
>Eagerly waiting for the next execution here in Texas to remove another POS from the population.
Another glorious day of freedom.
>>68192415
saved
yeah the not chilled drinks makes me mad... and having to fucking pay for water
I went to italy once, and the only water you could get was the nice bottled shit that cost like 4 fucking euro. we asked for city water and he was like "what, like out of the toilet?"
fucking savages...
>craft beer
>the ability to make more than $50,000 a year
>skyscrapers
>good music
>the national anthem
>pride in one's country
>gun ownership
We don't need air conditioning because our countries are actually habitable you stupid fat. Also free fizzy corn syrup? No thanks you diabetic shit. Blah blah eat a burger.
>>68192160
>air conditioning
we have that here ;_;
>>68192160
>little to no censorship
Literally what.
>>68192160
>cheap gas
>no taxes on engine displacement or vehicle curb weight
>essentially any modification to a vehicle is legal
>>68192160
>ICE in our drinks
Hmm? You usually get ice, and can ask for it if not
>>68192160
>>little to no censorship
Yeah right I can not sell my nsbm and rac records nowhere, but yeah we have no censorship in America.
FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY
>>68192678
Brit humor thread?
>little to no censorship
Except when it comes to a pair of tits.
>>68192327
These are so satisfying
>>68192539
i shed a tear
>>68192160
>Having the best big bro right next door
>>68192678
We'll call you when you aren't the laughing stock of the western world.
>>68192678
did I trigger you nigel?
>>68192716
not in germany, u fug
>>68192780
>watching cable television
>>68192813
A FUCKING
friend
>>68192327
Holy kek, that dude is a pro.
>>68192780
>implying the internet doesn't exist
>implying adult channels don't exist on american television
kek you wot
>>68192716
Like 1 cube and if you ask for lots of ice, they only give you one more.
>>68192160
>>68192415
>>68192632
This is a meme, right? No way any 1st world country wouldn't have access to ice.
>>68192716
to be honest I don't even consider you guys real eurocucks. Brits are basically a shittier version of the USA but with muslims and chavs.
>>68192969
>ONE cube
>>68192979
europe doesn't typically put ice in their drinks, especially germany bro
Do they have free refills for carbonated water (with no bloody sugar)?
Soda is the devil's piss.
>the ability to deny the holocaust
>yellowstone national park
>the ability to make more than $50,000 a year and not pay the majority of that in taxes
>good music
>hulk hogan
>militias
>fried chicken
>mfw europoors can't drink their own tap water
embarrassing tbqh
>>68193101
>many huge national parks
forgot this one
>europoors don't have free refills or air conditioning
what the shit
literally 3rd world
>>68193101
>>68193240
>tfw some of our national parks are bigger than most european countries
>>68193221
>tfw you have your own private wellspring
>>68192979
It's true I'm afraid.
It's pretty much true everywhere except America.
>>68193118
>>68193316
Dear god I am laughing. Keep going Jew bro, You shall have many shekles for my kekles.
>>68192632
why dont they have fucking ice? that is insane? i bet they drink thier beer warm too....
>>68192261
fucking yes
>>68192160
>no refugees
Britain has been around long enough to know to sleep with one eye open. Nice to know our allies watch the pakis while we rest
>>68193085
Why would you want carbonated water? Just drink normal water.
>de facto segregation
>THE ABILITY TO BUY AFFORDABLE LAND
>the freedom to call out Jews for the kikes they are
>the greatest marijuana in the world (if you're a degenerate)
>pickup trucks
>county fairs
>>68193455
No. THIS is bait.
>all these unemployed yurocucks awake at 5am shitting up our glorious thread
>>68193455
>the average moohamad is so brainwashed he thinks this thread is bait
>>68193503
>de facto segregation
Doesn't this exist everywhere, even among kids?
>>68192550
>based Bush
You've got to have a pretty steady hand to be able to drive that well with hundreds of eyes all over you.
i get tense just golfing with my brother
>>68193413
Its not that they don't have ice.. They just don't use it in their drinks, like ever. I guess having super chilled drinks isn't a thing for them
nah their beer isn't warm, but it isnt ice fucking cold either. Its like somewhere between room temperature and chilled. It's weird.
>go to visit brother in germany
>fill glass full of tap water
>go to freezer
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ICE
>confused
"oh sorry Bronon, we dont use ice here"
mfw
>>68192327
He's done that before.
TOO SMOOTH
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>>68192678
>2016
>not having AC
kekk
>bonus points: own a commercial hvac company
>>68193503
> you can buy a working tank
> you can buy pre-ban full-auto weapons
> you can protect yourself and not have any repercussions.
>>68193597
Everywhere.... In the GRAND OLE U. S. OF BY GOD A.
>>68193400
And Canada
>>68192616
fuck yeah
>>68193706
sorry, we just generally include you with us when we speak
>>68193625
K E K
>>68192357
>35% corporate tax rate
>39% average Income Tax
>Low Taxes
>>68192160
Having ice in my drinks pisses me off. For instance I go to the pictures and the cheap bastards fill half the cup with ice. I always ask for no ice with everything now.
>>68192415
Do yurofags get to have dogs as pets, too?
>>68193625
What the fuck, bongistan.
>>68193407
Shekels? Great!
>>68193655
Commercial HVAC all the way. Local 539 here, AC is love, AC is LIFE
>patriot act
>more then 2 choices for president/prime minister
>white cities
>free healthcare
>affordable tertiary education
>low crime rates
Carbonated beer (not flat)
Free speech (fuck mudskins terrorists)
>>68193617
>travel to refineries all over Europe
>come back to hotel bar after working all day in the sun
>order an ice cold coke
>it's room temperature
>no ice anywhere
>mfw
>>68193900
t. alberto barbosa
>>68193843
that IS low taxes
your tax rate is like 500%, so in comparison....
>>68192327
>when ur accomplice runs away
did he died?
>pork
>>68192160
this isn't even all my handguns
>>68193843
>>39% average Income Tax
Now THAT'S bullshit! As much as I hate income tax, I have to point out that most people pay less than that.
>>68193869
Ya they have dogs. Some countries have ridulous homeless dog problems though
>>68192160
>america
>little to no censorship
Ha.
>be me
>in south Germany
>summer time
>40 degrees Celsius (that's 100 degrees in Freedomheit)
>ask gf to turn on AC
>"we don't have AC anon!"
>fuck
>ask for a water
>passes me carbonated water that's been sitting in the sun
>"Don't you refrigerate your drinks here?"
>"Nope!"
mfw
>>68192813
You won't like us when Trump wins and all the SJW flood across the boarder.
>America
>White
http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2012/05/17/explaining-why-minority-births-now-outnumber-white-births/
>>68194185
where the CZ's at my niqqa
>>68193843
Guess what the income tax rate is for the lowest earners if Trump is president
>>68194147
Australia's corporation tax is 30% and its personal income tax is as follows.
$37,001 – $80,000: 9.7 – 21.9%
$80,001 – $180,000: 21.9 – 30.3%
$180,001 and over: 30.3 – 44.9%
>>68194137
>>68194083
>>68194056
>>68194101
>>68194032
>>68194002
>>68193882
You truly are our greatest alloy.
>>68193898
214/972/469 here m8
Carrier becoming shit tier since moving to Mexico. Got two $60k units and one was missing the hole for return air... just a solid plate there.. had to cut it out ourselves. some real bullshit desu glad trump is fucking their business
>burger "culture"
>>68194159
Can only hope
>>68194427
Alloy?
>>68194310
They're waiting until I have my car paid off
>>68194358
>actually giving back 45% of what you earned to the government
shit tier
>>68193898
>>68194439
How do I get into HVAC trades, anons? Trade school or try and land an apprenticeship?
>>68194191
Average being the key word. I think since most of the tax revenue comes in at the top bracket meaning the top tax bracket = average income tax minus a few decimals.
>>68194598
The average Australian income is $79,767 so most people are paying around 20% in taxes.
Almost no niggers, i can go months without seeing one, no ahmeds too except at the Kebab shops.
I can drive for 3 hours and experience totally different culture.
No debt for fucking school.
No debt for breaking my fucking hand.
No school/cinema shootings.
Church in my city is older than USA.
>>68194743
still poor
>tfw worst of both sides
fuck my shit up
>>68194358
oops i thought he was British
anyway, factor this in too.
Besides, this is a US v Europe thread, anyway.
>>68192320
you laugh, but freedom scooters are the only ones I see leading the cavalry against the migrant hoards invading Europe
>>68192678
BIN THAT KNIFE, M8
>>68194839
Did anyone else mix the cherry with the cola flavor?
>>68194820
At that point, it doesn't fucking matter. Some people have skulls as thick as dictionaries.
>>68192160
Ice in drinks is pretty retarded if the shit comes out cold. You are basically watering down the flavor for nothing.
I hate having to ask NO ICE every time I go to eat.
>>68194700
I don't know the value of a shitposter dollar but regardless what a big fuck you to successful business
>>68194964
>mix
pleb
I feel strongly about this subject
>>68192678
>Bongland
>habitable
8/8 b8 m8 it's bretty gud
>>68195047
Sorry brah but blending the cherry and the cola flavors together made a GOAT combination
>>68194926
KEEP SCOOTIN' SVEN
>>68192969
Often I've had drinks so full of ice that there's barely any actual drink in there
>>68194820
Thats relative. Americans make way more than we do, but shit here is cheap as fuck.
Would you rather live in poor slavic shithole or infested sweden
>>68194696
I had to go to two years of trade school before I could get into my union apprenticeship. get your two years out of the way first and if you have a union where you live, see if you can get into a pre apprenticeship as you go to school
>>68193900
>t. alberto barbosa
>>68195000
>I NEED A FULL GLASS OF COLA
fatty detected
>>68195111
the fuck are you smoking this might just be one of the most habitable landscapes on the planet
>>68194358
Australia is pretty based in most aspects t.b.h
>>68195111
The UK is very habitable, there is not a dramatic temperature shift in winter thanks to the gulf stream, there is plenty of rain which is good for agriculture, there is plenty of open ground for settlements etc.
>>68194696
my dad worked for a company and it went under, so he took the crew and formed his own company 15 years ago. honestly no one in this industry gives a fuck about your credentials we have literally hired a homeless guy under the highway. unless you want to be a service technician but even then we look mostly for experience not paperwork. i'd say just find a company and move on up. you will be making ductwork out of sheetmetal and getting in the ceiling grid and it's not a job you really need qualifications for unless you want to be a contractor yourself one day
my dad never even finished community college
>>68195000
>>68195212
I agree, some places like Sonic give you 70% ice and 30% cola
>>68194926
KEEP SCOOTIN' SVEN
>>68193625
hahaha WEW LADS
>>68192160
>Not staying up all night long because you're a neet and don't have to get up in the morning
>>68195244
I just want to work a trade that won't get outsourced to robuts/automation within the next decade or two. Am strongly considering joining the railroad but I'm afraid that will end up being focused on by automation and robuts
>>68195267
>doesnt ask for 'light ice'
One thing I always miss when I go abroad is cheap, strong, black coffee in anywhere from 14 to 36 ounce cups in any given gas station or corner shop.
Fuck Germany and Belgium with their $3 dainty little syrettes of bullshit.
Also whoever decided that instead of regular coffee they would sell watered down espresso and call it an 'americano' was a fucking coward.
>>68194439
Luckily i hardly have to deal with carrier. When I did residential not too long ago they were having all sorts of issues. they built the inducers wrong so that they kept tripping pressure switches. had to go back to hundreds of jobs to fix them. also had all sorts of txv issues, but that was coplands fault. can wait for trump to kick thier ass, cheap bastards
>>68192160
>free refills
thank god, right? largest drink, food, clothing sizes ever and you get free refills for your soda (that has extra sugar, of course)? don't bother coming to europe, we don't artificially add sugar to bread
>ICE in our drinks
ice is everywhere, even though (at least in the US) it was proven that the water from the ice you get in your drinks is dirtier than toilet water.
>air conditioning
ok troll. air conditioning is everywhere, but we're not so wasteful as to actually use it all year round.
>little to no censorship
the US is getting progressively less and less freedoms, while europe gets more. censorship is not an issue here at all
>first hand access and control of popular culture
ok celebrity worshipper who consumes advertising 24/7, especially shit that harms you, like the already mentioned food and tons of over the counter drugs.
>freedom
already mentioned how much you suck after 9/11
here's what europe has that automatically makes us better:
>manual transmission
>proper basic education. the only 3 countries you could name on a map are the us, mexico and canada..maybe less
>people who aren't entitled lazy fags. uber, getting groceries delivered at home, etc is all for lazy fat fucks who like to preserve those calories that come with the free refills.
here's shit europeans really can't "enjoy" because they're american phenomenons:
>feminazis
>sjws
>cucks
>owing 100k for every hosptial visit
>owing 100k for college
>literally losing extra money by using credit cards instead of debit cards
What a time to be alive, America. Pray to Kek for Trump to be elected.
>>68195175
shit is cheap as fuck here too kek
but if i had to choose I would go Slav
>>68194743
honestly, I always wanted to move to eastern europe but I feel like I'd get my ass kicked just because I look like a pussy.
>cute girls
>degenerate free (mostly)
>cheap goods
>traditional
>no shitskins
>>68195349
well anything construction related is generally safe. the only automation we deal with is new technology we're installing on the controls side
>>68195382
No normal person is going to know what that means
>>68195382
>>68195503
You gotta say "ez on the ice" to make sure even the tards and the wetbacks understand
>>68192160
gas the cucks
>>68193843
>>68194191
come to Texas senpai our income tax rate is a silky smooth 0%
>>68195499
also no job prospects, enjoy!
>>68195503
dep....uh... every fast food place ive never been to has understood
just ask for a little bit of ice then
>>68195437
to be fair we had a falling out with trane when someone stole an equipment we were renting. we didn't use them for about 10 years until I reopened the account there a couple years ago. but just in time since carrier just began producing in its mexico factory. i won't lie though mexico sells some cheap ass ductwork to us and it's often better to buy from them than pay our guys to do it.
>>68192716
The problem is you have to ASK.
>>68195484
i didn't even read that but i can sense the rage. calm down portugal. it's okay
>>68195349
thats been a bunch of bull. my dads a weldor and they told him his job would be replaced by robots. they found out it was much more expensive because you had to pay for the welding robot which wasnt cheap and then had to pay someone to watch over that equipment. so they end up paying someones salary anyways.
>>68195601
>We would be colonizing space right now if it wasn't for nationalism
>>68195602
>not being old money
I like being able to criticize immigrants and not be sent to jail for doing so
>>68194540
Yeah, together we invar. We don't expand much even when we're heated.
>>68195484
>manual transmission
>good
When will this meme end
I lived in Australia for two years. It's good for vacation but not for living. Boring as fuck too. Generally lame people. So happy to be back in America.
>>68195747
I have no idea how welding can be automated except for some assembly line stuff. you'd have to watch the thing to make sure it doesn't mess up
>>68195745
maybe you should read it then. i actually love the US, or what it used to be, but TODAY the US is a joke, and they're as delusional as north koreans. Most of the things in this thread have never happened to me. Ice is everywhere if you want it, you can go to a bar and get a free glass of water from the tap, if you buy a soda you can get it either fresh or room temperature, for example.
>>68193221
Our water is cleaner than anywhere in the USA and it has no added fluoride or other chemicals though.But it's true for a big part of Europe, I wouldn't drink tap water in Southern/Eastern Europe and tap water tastes like shit once you go south of the Nordics anyway.
>>68195747
>>68195923
I would assume it's easier to automate locomotive transport/shipping even though there'd still be a need for human oversight
>>68192261
>nigger.exe has stopped working
>>68193870
if they hit him they are racists
>>68195212
kek, I put like two ice cubes and drink two sips from soda. I don't need none of that garbage.
>>68195484
>>people who aren't entitled lazy fags. uber, getting groceries delivered at home, etc is all for lazy fat fucks who like to preserve those calories that come with the free refills.
I can't believe we all forgot about the famous Portuguese work ethic.
>y-you couldn't even find my country on a map, stupid Americans!
Give us a reason to.
>>68195484
>be portugal
>irrelevant shit country
>jealous of true superpowers
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>pic related
have fun being poor faggots
>>68193843
the average american pays almost 0 in income tax due to the earned income tax credit and falling in certain taxation brackets. A large portion of people actually make money come tax time via the EITC
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-04-10/how-much-americans-really-pay-in-taxes
>>68195499
>degenerate free
wew
>>68195601
>Esperanto
Lel
>>68192160
>the second coming of Christ our Savior
>insignificant muslim population
>1st amendment
>2nd amendment
>police that arent pussies
>>68195902
Looks like you had
>a little too much banter to handle
>>68192160
the 2nd
>>68192539
I was so let down at how horrible that tasted
but I never let anyone know when I ate it
I just kept eating and smiling while crying on the inside I should've just went with my guacamole bacon
maybe that is what America is
>>68196069
>GDP
>Alaska #1
>big piece of land filled with resources and companies making money with them
>meanwhile the people are poorfags
Trash
i must say tho, some taxes are fucking unreal in EU.
In Netherlands if you make like 10k€/month you have like 52% tax or some shit
>>68192160
>stereotypical badger
>>68196483
jealous your people couldn't properly make use of a frozen wasteland?
BACK 2 BACK WORLD CHAMPS
Who else has been on mars and the moon?
Protip: If your flag isn't the same as mine, it aint you
>>68196430
I'd be upset as well if I were around a bunch of mohammadens shouting their durkaspeak all day
>>68196483
It's the last frontier, baby. Last place a man can do whatever he wants. Only place in the country a man without a high school diploma can pull $150 as a mucker on an oil field or catching all kinds of weird fish on the ice.
Alaska is amazing. Freest part of the freest country on earth.
>>68192809
Why does it say 1778 instead of 1776? Is that the year we stopped losing every battle?
>vote a nigger for president two consecutive times
Cant get more cuck than this.
>>68195000
Enjoy the saliva
>>68196770
good question
>>68196055
kek, here in Europe, we study the world's history. That includes pre-history, ancient Egypt, ancient Greece, ancient Rome, the barbarians and how most kingdoms came to be and their relationshps between each other, how we took over everywhere else, including Africa, India, and yes, the entire continent of America. We also learn a bit about the brief history of America (which is all you get to learn) before swiftly moving on to the french revolution.
We can name any known country on a map.
I'm not even portuguese and I can tell you Portugal has one of the richest histories and culture out of any european country. Actually Portugal discovered half of the world, including trade routes, Brazil, owned parts of india, china, africa, etc and had a huge empire. LITERALLY game of thrones tier history and the most hardcore thing you did was throw a bunch of tea out of a ship.
>g-gimme a reason not to be ignorant and uneducated!
this is the entitlement i'm talking about. you probably thought that was a great zinger.
>>68195861
more entitlement. sure, i mean, why go through the effort, right?
>>68196845
>implying Obama is even black
>>68196770
>>68196909
>February 6 – American Revolutionary War: In Paris the Treaty of Alliance and the Treaty of Amity and Commerce are signed by the United States and France, signaling official recognition of the new republic.
>>68196953
Did i use the word black? You yanks cant even read. Too much of your wife's boyfriends cum in your eyes?
>>68195987
At least somebody has it. Besides, if you want ice can't you just go outside into the permafrost and scoop some up?
>>68197020
thanks history bro
>>68194278
>>68194614
>saving thumbnails
what the fuck are you doing anon holy shit
>>68195860
We're beating you 145-0 in FA Cup wins though
>>68197064
>yanks
why do you retards say that like it's an insult? its the name of a baseball team, ya faggot
>>68196914
thank you Alberto, lest we forget all of the esteemed and legendary Portuguese universities that have been breaking ground in science and the humanities, truly, you are the most informative nigger I have ever spoken with
>>68197064
still mad and poor fag
>we learn all about history
>because it's the only subject where we matter
Get fucked Marcão.
Fuck I want a burger so bad right now
>>68197134
Because its the cool and edgy slang word for Americans over here.
>>68197175
Still mad and shitskinned, fag
Why don't they have ice? I personally hate ice because you're getting ripped off by having it take up space in your cup but still...
>>68192979
I've got an ice rack in my freezer, and all restaurants except cheap dives serve ice with drinks
So yes it's a meme
>>68197331
atleast we arent poor, piss-skinned mongol.
>>68197331
Euros claim the US is overrun by non whites and has poor education, and yet the magnitude of our wealth, popularity and influence eclipses every single other country on this earth. so much so that people will risk life and limb to come here and enjoy the crumbs of this country's success
Stay relevant homie :^)
>>68196770
>losing every battle
We had wins before 1778. Took Montreal and made a run at taking Quebec City but our general was killed in the opening battle.
Also, after losing the Battles of Brooklyn and New York Washington had some successful battles.
Brits also got thrown right out of Boston and never challenged the north again.
>>68196066
This is the most out-blowing of fucks I have ever seen in a Polandball comic. wew
>>68197331
keep it in europe then, because it just makes us think of this baseball team every time you say it
>>68197331
what even happens in finland? I just know you guys as the country whose flag reminds me of gay sailors and jesus
>>68193455
In Naples, Italy, the tap water is fucking radioactive. And I took showers in that shit for 3 years.
I still refuse to drink anything but bottled water, though. Tap water still scares she shit out of me. It's like a bad dentist or some shit.
>>68197664
They along with Japan become the Caldari State eventually.
>>68197175
>ignores that I said i wasn't born here and calls me Alberto and a nigger
>moves goalposts to "breaking ground in humanities"
nice job with the humanities. thanks for all the sjws, cucks, feminazis, nu-males, hippies/beatniks/bohemians/vagrants/new socialists.
>ignores just how much richer and more extensive portugal and europe are in culture
this is the same as a black guy saying Black History Month is fucking amazing and could ever compare to white history. also thanks for the BLM movement and other malcolm X misinterpreters!
name something america did that mattered post 1990 or pre 1930. that's what, over half a century or history (plus civil war and independence war, but that's shit literally only you care about).
>>68192160
>Post shit euros can't enjoy.
President Trump
>>68192160
Do they really not put ice in their drinks or use air conditioners?
>America's president is literally the result of a black man fucking a white woman
now that's what I called being cucked
>>68197946
yes
>>68192160
I went to Europe and the women automaticly picked up on their sensitive testosterone locators.
They haven't smelt masculine pheromones in years.
The European men watched as their women got goo goo eyes on me.
Euros are cucks of the cucks.
>>68198072
So why havent you moved here you fucking faggot?
>>68198169
I went to britland once. Never again.
As soon as I got off the boat, some scruffy little urchins descended upon me, their filthy fingers clutching at my fine US style windbreaker begging and pleading for a “Gob in tha face for some nutrition”. Whatever that means, they left when I spit on them. Next I made my way to England City where toothless old broads cried out ‘fancy a shag guvna?” Arabs shouted “KABOB, YOU WANT KABOB, TAKE KABOB” and effete mincing faggots wanted to know if I would give them a good ‘rodgering’. Punched him in the face and walked off only to be confronted by a pack of wild white trash dressed like they lost a fight to the 1980’s. After they heard my deep American accent, they pissed themselves and ran off to cut an old woman’s throat for a euro.
>>68193530
>not Blood Type: Bleu
One job.
>>68198072
Sweden yes!
>>68195000
I hate warm soda, yet hatw ice cold. I like to leave a coke out for a bit to warm up, between chill and room temp. Just like coke when you get it with no ice. Perfect temp.
>>68192327
>all those fleeing women
>>68198552
Bro, same. I hate ice but i hate warm soda.
>>68198621
>>68193625
>all those fleeing brits
>>68195997
>stopped
Really anon?
>>68197799
nice buzzwords faggot, but I'll play along. Feminism and SJW'ism (and by proxy nu-males, cucks, feminzai's, beatniks) are completely European inventions. Since you claim to be so studied in European culture you would know the feminist movement was born there
>who are Chretien de Troyes, Madame de Lafayette, Flaubert, Woolf, Marx, Rousseau, Foucault
>>68194706
>delet this
>>68193625
Seriously, just give their authorities baseball bats and have them smash some fucking skulls in if they can't carry firearms. They are pussies compared to US cops.
>>68192160
>little to no censorship
lol k
>>68196468
t. McDonald or Burger king
>>68194253
how did the german gf treat you in comparison to american women?
>>68192160
living on an island
>>68197799
Seriously, if you genuinely believe modern leftism to be the cause of the problems in the west, then you can thank your retard "ancestors" (assuming you aren't from Africa) for birthing the cancer that is left wing ideology
>>68199327
still together. much better actually, she was pretty redpilled when we met, and now we talk about how terrible the immigration crisis in europe is/go shooting at the range, stuff like that. She cooks, cleans, etc. A lot Euro women are still pretty old school and have values. It was a real relief because I could not get along with American women and found Euro's to be a much better match
>>68196069
The top 5% have more than the other 95% combined so you can pretty much halve that income
>>68199662
Wew lad
>>68199071
>greentexts a bunch of names and expects me to know them all
>look them up and it's actually influential writers
guess you don't have any of those, do you?
i looked up de troyes, he liked women and wrote poetry. wow, what a fucking deviant. same as flaubert and rousseau, who btw was a huge historical figure, not just a writer.
>marx
he was a faggot, fuck him.
and you try to compare that to present day america? no, all of the things i mentioned are american phenomenons. feminism isn't even a thing here, women don't act like "i can go where i please! i don't see no ring on this finger", they know that the protector of a woman is the man. we don't have literal fucking practical jokes like women's studies in college.
>>68199699
ya'll took it WAY too far. a literal socialist running for president of the land of the free and home of the brave, what a joke. it was all downhill after reagan. what really gets to me is how ignorant americans are TODAY, like, there is no reason to be this level of patriotic anymore. yeah, rally for trump, do all of that, but what if he loses? this open convention shit is a joke already, he might not even be nominated.
>>68196845
> SO BASED
>>68192492
>maybe if I take my gloves off this gunshot wont hurt so bad
>>68192678
GET A LIFE
BIN THAT KNIFE
>>68199966
so you have just proven that you do not know or understand your own continent's history. An american is literally educating you on your people and you're trying to brush it off. yes of course they're influential, they have shaped your life more than you know. They are proto-feminists and the original social justice warriors. Feel free to read their works at any time so that you can actually be a part of this discussion instead of a stinking disease ridden fly in my ear.
also
>Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Cormac McCarthy, Mark Twain, Faulkner, David Foster Wallace, Pynchon, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Steinbeck, Poe, Jack London, Steven King, Kurt Vonnegut, T. S. Eliot, Walt Whitman
it's clear you're someone that gets their info and opinions from things you read on the internet, maybe some of these superior American authors can have a positive effect on your life
>>68198169
I got that way just going to California. You can sense the woman sensing your testosterone.
>>68192160
>when we go to a restaurant we don't pay for the utensils
PUBLIC RESTROOMS
>>68192780
You're right about that one, horizontal France. Even the top of a buttcrack gets blurred sometimes, it's fucking retarded how sensitive the bible thumpers here are.
>>68195216
>>68195242
Truly, Albion is a paradise
>>68192550
GO BACK TO BED! It's night time for you
>>68200984
actually it's morning, silly merican
>>68192678
I live in the exact same climate as you Bong, I live in the Pacific Northwest.
Cept I have mountains, and large Forrest's.
>>68201124
Perform your morning prayer yet, Abdul?
>>68201156
>wanting to live in the cold rain
Enjoy your SJWs and heroin, I'll enjoy rounds of golf with good conservative folk
>>68192415
that isn't a joke? do they really have to pay for utensils as well? holy shit
>>68197107
japan eh, sooo are you nihonjin or gaijin and what do you do for a living?
>>68192550
fucking based
>>68192160
>poisonous tapwater
>>68193625
Hahaha I can just hear yakety sax playing over this webm.
>>68200677
>memes memes memes
>"proto-feminists"
>"original social justice warriors"
there are always deviants here and there, but the US took it to a whole new fucking level. it's not funny anymore. like, seriously. all of these pussy movements are a joke, and trying to pin it on europe is retarded (more on this at the end of the post) when you have a LITERAL socialist who was unemployed till 40 as one of the 2 main candidates on one of the 2 biggest parties (also the compulsive liar woman).
also kind of ignorant that you attacked me because i didn't know some of the authors you mentioned earlier when there's literally too many authors, and surely you wouldn't know many of the authors i could name to you, specifically russian/ukrainian authors (because that is my heritage, but you probably know a couple because of just how influential they were) or portuguese authors (because that is what i studied the most extensively)
the authors you name are literally it, and there's nothing else. and you omit guys like philip k dick and lovecraft (granted, he's kind of a meme).
>Hemingway, Twain, StePHen King
i can get behind that, but you failed to mention the fucking deviant that Poe was, but i guess you would have only done it if it was convenient. yeah, some people are fucked in the brains, but if there was suddenly a mass surge in marriages between old dudes and 13 year olds i wouldn't blame it on poe. get your fucking social movements under control and nominate trump already
>it's clear you're someone that gets their info and opinions from things you read on the internet, maybe some of these superior American authors can have a positive effect on your life
i have no idea where you got that from, especially with all of the liberal media today (thanks for that too).
>>68201404
Only if you don't have a prepaid utensil license. There's a database that they can check
>>68194191
He might be including social security/medicare, which I absolutely consider a tax since all it does is slow down my early retirement and I won't need it by the time I'm eligible for it.
Don't forget your employer pays just as much in as what you see taken out of your paycheck, so it's actually double what you think it is. That's 15.3% total for both.
>>68192780
>>68194308
Big words coming from you of all people, Sweden.
>>68193044
as a german i have to call bullshit there is almost always ice in drinks i buy
>>68192492
"Yeah hang on ill call you back I need to ice this nigger real quick"
>>68201798
>Sweden is a person
>>68201404
No ice and no free refills is for real
They don't have soda fountains either where you can fill up your 44oz cup they give you these tiny 8oz cans that cost about 5 euro a piece
The small sizes remind them of their place
>>68201434
>be me
>go to Japan
>overweight, crown baldness with ponytail
>doesn't matter because I'm white
>walk down Meiji Dori in Shinjuku
>feel something tugging on my cape
>turn around
>it's a 10/10 AKB-tier j-honey
>"E-excuse me, you are.. American?" she says in broken English
>"Hai, ore-sama wa Amerika-jin desu" I reply
>"Woooow, American! Sooo coooool!"
>she gives me sex eyes
>takes me by the hand
>leads me to a love hotel
>I think you know what happens now
>"Hee hee thanks, Anon-sama"
>she keeps my fedora as omiyage and inhales my scalp scent deeply, her knees quivering
>"I will never forget you Anon-sama"
>"whatever, bitch"
>getting hungry after all that freaky, passionate sex
>Saved up a bunch of my Good Boy Points for the trip and the exchange rate is favorable because the yen is weak
>go to a 3 star Michelin restaurant (Tokyo has a lot of those)
>No tendies, just a bunch of fish bullshit
>yell at the chef because there are no tendies
>"gomenasai, Amerikajin-sama"
>He bows deeply
>He goes to the kitchen and commits sudoku with a kitchen knife
>I leave without paying
God I love Japan.
>>68201638
>there are always deviants here and there
dude, i don't think you get it, these people invented feminism and social justice as popular issues. And these aren't just random authors I'm pulling out of a hat, from a societal standpoint they are some of THE most influential writers and academics to grace this earth. These aren't Portuguese authors, these aren't Russian/Ukranian authors, these are the people who we can look at and say this is where it started. It is not retarded to pin it on Europe, because these movement you complain about were born and raised in good old Europe.
And as far as modern literature, the US has had the world by the balls since the Lost Generation, though James Joyce should not be ignored.
>>68192550
GODDAMN nice swing. Fuck I miss dubya
>>68192415
Jave fun gettin bumjobed by punjob!
>>68201434
Japs can't English unless they literally live in a predominantly English speaking country for many years, and that same rule applies for them even having the interest in browsing 4chan, let alone posting on it. they have 2ch, 2chan, and even have their own fucking youtube and facebook.
REMINDER EVERY JAPANESE IP IS A WHITE PIG
WHITE PIGS GET THE FUCK OUT OF JAPAN, GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRIES AND HELP IT YOU COWARDS
we should beat eurofags in a war and let russia or china take the leftovers
Good tap water m8's. Honestly this shit is so nice here, when I visit my family in reno even their sink water is fucking amazing to drink. You're probably thinking wow anon wtf is wrong with you but in Reno these niggas BATHE in Sierra Snowmelt. It is pure fucking clean amazing water. And the rivers in Arkansas are clear. I can see down 2 feet of water and see all the rocks on the riverbed as if they weren't at the bottom of a river.
>>68202499
reno is awesome
>It's taboo to put ice in your water in Yurop
>>68202371
They're already being taken over by Muslims
Second amendment rights. Does it trigger eurofags that they cant fire a gun without a nanny state constantly sniveling behind their back?
>>68193625
NO
NO
THIS CAN'T BE REAL
NO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EXPLAIN THIS BRITAIN
GOD BLESS AMERICAN THANK YOU FOR GUNS
>>68202586
That doesn't make any sense.
Whether it's the delusions about America, the twisted vision of Europe, or the fact the only way of justifying yourself is to compare to us, it all paints quite a sad picture of America.
You used to be the greatest nation on Earth, now you're just sailing on the sea of your past successes, struggling to stay afloat.
Get your shit together guys.
>>68194926
Fat American on vacation saves Europe
>>68202499
Looks like Convict Lake over on the East Side of the Sierras.
>>68202717
>they cant fire a gun without a nanny state constantly sniveling behind their back?
They can't fire a gun at all, they can't even own knives let alone firearms
Even their police aren't allowed to carry guns
Lmao
>>68202499
>I can see down 2 feet of water
pure fucking clean amazing
>>68202911
Kinda true. This is why we are voting Trump.
France has been gay for a pretty long time though
>>68202499
>I can see down 2 feet of water
>pure fucking clean amazing
>>68202911
on est encore le meilleur pais Mohammed
>>68192160
>America
>Free
Keep telling yourself that, there's many things you'd get silently off'd for.
>>68203067
Live with your mistake, Hans.
>>68202911
Don't worry about us, we'll be just fine
You on the other hand, well with a new mosque going up every week, may be beyond help
>>68203097
Dissenting with Hillary
>>68203043
>>68203067
sorry for that
>>68202681
they brought it upon themselves
>>68202292
russian/ukrainian writers that are also IT and more and i'm pretty sure you have heard of as well:
pushkin, dostoevskiy, chekov, tolstoy, bulgakov
europeans: shakespeare, cervantes, dante, kafka, dickens, tolkien, orwel
i won't mention the plethora of portuguese writers i have (sometimes been forced to) read, because i don't consider many of them influential (even though many hold a lot of awards like saramago, or the poor man's epic writer camões)
i don't get how this turned to just writers when my original point was how lazy, entitled and ignorant most (relatively) americans are (which you also know is true), and how america is a fallen nation unworthy of such hysterical patriotism (in its current state), how most americans are competely oblivious to europe and how everything here is exactly the same but better in many ways, but whatev. i hope you're not one of those idiots. peace out, i need to go lift soon
>>68203180
Apologize for the holocaust again please
>>68192160
>Cheap gasoline
>Cheap and delicious food
>Right to bear arms
>Cheap cars
>Best national parks in the world
>Cheap plentiful land to buy
>Cheap homes for sale
>Home to the world's technological and cultural frontier
>BBQ
>>68199966
>this open convention shit is a joke already, he might not even be nominated.
Him not being nominated is the best possible scenario.
He'll run as an independent or there'll be chaos. Either scenario (a viable independent candidate taking a significant portion of the vote or anarchy) is a step in the right direction.
My endgame is an election where no candidate gets 270, forcing a legislative-branch appointment, which would cause apocalyptic levels of butthurt among those snubbed. That butthurt would fuel major electoral reform (hopefully to some kind of at-large STV), which is one of the first steps we need on the path to reclaim our former greatness.
>>68203043
>>68203067
I don't really know the correct adjective to explain it, it's just incredibly clean water and the taste is - well you just can't really explain it until you've tried it.
>>68203255
gas
>>68203261
Don't forget the ability to make more than 50 grand per year
>>68203288
its not clean rivers arent standard in europe
>>68203316
Careful Hans, don't want to get arrested for saying the wrong thing
>>68203224
I have lived in and traveled Europe extensively, it is not better and never will be. I will concede the retardation of the average American, but again, Europeans are no more intelligent or aware, and have the same warped perception of the states that you complain Americans have of Europe.
gg
>>68203288
ive drank river water in the mountains in Colorado and it was nice
>>68202911
That's the entire West
>>68203388
What
>>68203748
Europe is shitty man
its not safe to drink the natural waters there
>>68192813
>Canada
>Big bro
I chuckled.
>>68193625
Jesus fucking Christ. 1 man vs. the cuck army
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