>american intelligence
>>68190616
what was i supposed to just divine by sheer force of will what countries are around these days? it's trivia, not intellect.
>>68190794
...more like a lack of understanding of world history, burger. why even post
>>68190884
Who gives a shit what happened to a east-european shithole country
>>68190884
How many times has that area of Europe changed over the past century? Like a billion 2bh
>>68190575
>TDIL the European Union isn't a nation that united every country in Europe
WTF??? Wasn't this huge news with parades and shit several years back? Have I been Bearsteined?
>mfw the baltics and balkans are different places
>mfw trying to read the Wikipedia pages on the conflicts that broke up Yugoslavia
Nah I'm good, I don't need to know that.
>>68190575
Well America is the new Yugoslavia if that makes you feel any better.
>>68191826
No one understands that shit
>When dumb Americans make the rest of us look bad
We aren't ALL 'Murifats. I p-promise guise
>>68191826
i would rather learn the names of characters from the original jersey shore 2bh
>>68191916
Oh bullshit.
Tito died, Slovenia pouted like faggots, Croatia backed Slovenia, Serbia decides to whip out their cocks and, hey why not, remove kebab at the same time. Boom - Yugoslav war
Shit would have been fine if NATO hadn't fucked it all up. And surprise surprise it was a French General that decided we should help the fucking muslims.
Please forgive us Serbia, we know that we should have let you remove kebab. It's what you do.
>>68192078
This.
The rest of you retards need to stop it.
>>68190575
Well, there goes my chance to buy an affordable car.
Can someone redpill me on Yugoslavia?
Why didn't it work out? Are Balkan Slavs really so ambitious to think their tiny little countries would be better off separately than in one union?
>>68192078
>>68192370
I'm gonna act extra retarded just to spite you guys.
>>68192334
SIDF pls go
>>68192078
>>68192370
now you know what it's like being a Canadian on /pol/
>>68192525
Shut up leaf
>>68192472
For you and anyone else:
The Death of Yugoslavia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_PzsfXbyAw&list=PLqD5Su3ZJjjbCsgVCE90msl9d4nHdV4Pu
>>68192603
Holy shit boring
>>68192334
couldn't even read through this
I guess I just really don't care.
>>68192874
>pretending to be stupid to trigger people but being stupid irl
get off pol and better yourself, friend
>>68192874
I just learned enough to figure out who we were bombing and why.
Short answer: Clinton was feeling guilty over Rwanda and Bob Dole yelled at him over not intervening enough. Then everyone found out about Monica and he wanted to distract people, so he thought "why not bomb some Serbs, they're kinda being dicks right now anyway"
>>68190575
Cunt I've got some awful news for you about Prussia
>>68193105
See now this is an explanation I can get behind.
>>68193105
>>68193286
But that's wrong. Clinton didn't decide to go in, NATO went in and was already in for months before the US went in.
It wasn't Serbia that was the wag-the-dog for the Monica scandal, that was the missile attack on Al-Shifa (Targeting a then unheard of Osama Bin Laden)
I can't find it but SNL even made fun of it by having a skit where the media kept asking if Monica was in the pharmacy or if She was dating Osama and shit like that
>>68193933
Then explain it in like 2 sentences or less with at least one meme please. My attention is fading and I'm getting upset/frustrated/sad.
bump nigga
>>68194262
Prologue: After WWII a guy named Tito was put in charge of Yugslavia.
>OK now your explanation
After Tito died every little country inside Yugoslavia fought to be the top shit. Serbia VS Slovenia and Croatia. Serbia is like pepe taking a shit in wojak's (Slovenia and Croatia) brownies. They both reeeee'd. Wojak makes his own country so then pepe started removing le kebabs.
after that NATO came in. Oh...uh...NATO is...um.......Spurdo I guess
>>68195561
Not bad. So Serbia was killing Muslims and the U.S. was against it... what the fuck is our problem??
>>68195561
>Spurdo I guess
>Hello wher r the Gosovo? :D:D:D:D
Sounds okay.
>>68191826
>decade long civil war break up of yugoslavia
>Serbs, croats, slovenians, slovaks and muslims
>Serbs have control of government
>everyone else is pissed
>war breaks out in a regional progression
>Serbs start exterminating a path through a muslim center to connect two parts of either side
>NATO bombs the Serbs to shit
>Yugoslavia is now like 3 or 4 different countries.
>>68195743
the UN sent a French General in to see what was going on. The Muslims surrounded him in a hotel and wouldn't let him leave, saying "If we can't leave, neither can you" So he mad an announcement out the window that the UN would help them.
So because this French faggot was a pussy, we got drawn into a war HELPING the muslims
>>68196190
but exactly who was upset about muslims getting mowed down? that's what i don't get about it all.
come on man this is basic shit
>>68196336
The whole western world was upset about the genocide thing.
>>68196332
wel fug mi angus XDD
>>68196612
i'm sorry that's just so fucking gay. less muslims in the world is a good thing, period. sigh....
>>68196614
This is the French fag: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippe_Morillon
This is the incident:
https://youtu.be/pd_WlaFYoJY?list=PLqD5Su3ZJjjbCsgVCE90msl9d4nHdV4Pu&t=332
(Just watch like 3 minutes, it starts right before the shit happens)
>>68196923
Oh wow, this is fucking retarded. Classic France tho
I don't understand why they separated either OP
This should be Europe
>>68197258
Yeah, it's all politics and slavs VS Kebabs up until that point. Then the West found itself balls deep in an operation helping dirty shitskinned muslims....all because a french fuck was afraid of some starving women.
Trump will MAGA, re-form Yugoslavia and then make IT great again too
>>68190575
>tfw i call my M70b and my M48 yugos
I thought Yugoslavia was an old car company until a few minutes ago
>>68190575
What other countries stopped existing in recent years? Czechoslovakia? Zaire?
>>68197396
HUNGARIANS BELONG IN SLAVISTAN
Did you guys know Transylvania is a real place? I thought it was just a fictional place in stories about vampires like how Babylon is.
>>68197554
Rhodesia
>>68197668
>Transylvania
That's a US state, right?
>>68190884
>understanding world history
>constantly researching whats going on in asscrackylvania countries
not the same thing. those shitholes change hands once a year and have 0 affect on americans
>tfw this song is out of date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w
>>68198158
It was out of date when they made it. They said Israel was a country and that hasn't been true for thousands of years
>>68198233
kek
>>68190884
Yeah, Trivia. Why should any American care about the past losers of the world when we're the current winners?
Don't bother replying to this post if your country doesn't even have gold reserves.
>>68198432
kek way to go for the jugular
>>68197396
>Italy
>Greece
>Belonging to the filthy fucking Turks
FUCK YOU GO HOME ROACH
>>68192472
The economic ideas were arguably salvageable, but it all fell apart once Tito died. As a federation, communities of Serbs had been living in the other constituent nations. Slovenia and Croatia began to resent Serbian dominance in Yugoslavia, went all nationalist and tried to kick all the Serbs out. Everyone went back to fighting each other as usual.
>>68198680
They can only pretend to be white if they slap a different name on culture that's not theirs. It's a classic roach tactic.
>pictured: a """white""" turk
>>68199239
The worst part about what you just said is that it's literally entirely true and started with the Sultanate of Rum.
I hate Turks so much.
>>68191677
This blew my mind a while back
>>68197396
Why does France look like their flag in this picture?
>>68190575
Yeah our beloved CIA went in and destroyed. CIA is good at that stuff. It happens.
>rightful Byzantine clay
>ever being 'irrelevant'
Fucking Burgers ITT are triggering me
>>68196190
Nobody fucking cares.
Mexico was part of Spain
I thought yugoslavia was part of the soviet union until recently.
>>68200707
What are you talking about
