Why are whites so hairy? How do they cope with having to shave all the time? Why do black people have the privilege to not grow any body hair?
>>68190168
Because we evolved in the cold.
>>68190393
So are you literally closer to moneys than blacks?
Why must I have hair on my ass and balls? Hate that shit
>>68190168
>How do they cope with having to shave all the time?
What? Who the fuck shaves their body hair, except like swimmers and fags?
>>68190393
No.
Body hair on humans has nothing to do with the cold, human body hair isn't fur, it doesn't serve to keep you warm and has no selective advantage for the "cold", it doesn't increase your body temperature at all.
It's mostly vestigial, for sexual selection & signalling, physical protection (preventing chafing), holding onto pheromones.
Mediterraneans are hairiest people and live in warm areas.
>>68190567
If you want to get into this discussion on /pol/ prepare to have your asshole ripped in half.
>>68190567
In terms of intelligence? No, blacks are far less intelligent than most great apes.
>>68190567
>So are you literally closter to money
yes this is why we are not on welfare
>>68190650
Just nair that shit.
u must be referring to greeks or italians.. white people aren't hairy
>>68190748
Shave my balls and asshole. Rimming and ball licking feels better for both parties when they are cleanly shaven.
>>68190168
I'm probably gonna get my ass and most of my dick lazered off when I have the money
>>68190748
I'm a cancer patient you insensitive clod.
>>68190650
i wanted once to shave my pubs and balls, but then i thought that my ass hair and leg hair will look rediculous in contrast
>>68190804
Hair does help to keep you warm, though.
>>68190993
>white people aren't hairy
Yes they are. They just have lighter colored hair which is why you can't see it, these muhfuggas are literally covered in fucking hair
>>68191026
I think you meant dick hair. I hope they don't laser your dick off, bro.
>>68191109
I don't shave, I trim.
>>68191115
maybe on the legs and arms, which are never shaved anyway.
>>68191111
hair on your head, sure.
Chest hair, arm hair, back hair, etc doesn't provide any tangible or measurable protection from the cold.
>>68191115
>they
Untermensch detected
>>68191165
Yeah
>When your pube strands are thick as fuck
>It's starting to spread to your thighs
>>68190997
Fag
>>68191300
Yes, it does. The hair keeps in a layer of air which insulates.
You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
>>68191485
I concur
>tfw in good shape but don't want to take my shirt off or go swimming because my back is so hairy
>>68190168
Evolution
We spend more time in cold environments to escape deadly predators
>>68191115
Can confirm
Have hair everywhere, some of it is just harder to see
>>68191410
no u
>>68190650
Ass hair silences your farts. Also you will want at least one partner in sex to have pubic hair to prevent chafing.
Girls enjoy facial/body hair
If you can't grow at least a halfway decent beard, you're beta af
>>68191485
Yeah I do.
Fur like on animals provides an insulation from cold air, body hair isn't dense enough to protect from the penetration of cold air.
If you think a thin layer of sparse body hair gives any protection from the European winter and gives selective advantage you're a fucking idiot.
If Europeans evolved hair for the cold then white people would be hairy as fuck, why are Mediterraneans the hairiest if body hair is for the cold protection?
>>68190168
White guy with entirely irish/brit/scot ancestry
my chest and ass have no hair. I can grow a bretty good beard and have black hair and red beard.
Am I supposed to be more hairy? am I white?
>>68191746
italy is pretty cold compared to a lot of the USA senpai
>>68191804
You haven't finished puberty. You have to be 18+ to be on /pol/. Go away
>>68191730
>can grow a great beard but still beta as fuck
>>68191804
Body hair is weird
My lower body is hairy as shit, everything below the waist is just untamable wilderness
Above the waist I have very little hair and I cant really grow much facial hair
>>68191913
Humans evolved to use tools and effectively outwit nature and navigate beyond our physical constraints -- we made clothing, we didn't rely on the evolution of a thick coat of cold-resistant fur.
Human body hair is mostly vestigial, for sexual selection & signalling, physical protection (preventing chafing), holding onto pheromones.
>>68191746
Agree to disagree.
It doesn't provide that great of insulation but it still does
We were taught this shit in middle school.
>>68192005
no im over 30 just no hair on my chest. I have a few sporadic hairs on my nipples. am i a freak?
>>68190650
Oh look, literal 15 year olds browse /pol/
Neat
>>68191580
Be proud of your hairy heritage, don't let the hairlets shame you.
>>68192068
you keep repeating that. I'd like a source that conclusively proves this is 100% the indisputable truth.
>>68192083
That may be, but the slight insulation provided is negligible and provides no selective advantage.
If you took the hairiest man alive and a hairless man and put them in the middle of the Russian wilderness during winter naked, both would die.
Look at my previous comment >>68192068
Human body hair doesn't exist for cold protection.
Being white is the best. Whites are hairy. The Asians and subraces should be envious of our body hair. Fags convinced us that having body hair is bad. Faggots are almost as bad as Jews.
>>68191730
>tfw 22 and I look 15
it gets better r-right?
>>68192364
google it faggot, this is in intro to evolution courses
>>68190650
Pubic hair actually act as as a barrier to disease. Particularly HPV, although I love shaved pussy it's actually dirtier
>>68192391
Can you use "pheromones" to attract women
t. a beta fag (but srsly is it possible)?
I have blondish brown hair and i grow a red/blonde beard. I have blue eyes and hairy everywhere except my back. I don't know my ancestry a whole lot so i just assume im a viking and i rape a pillage daily.
>>68190168
>whites
Turkey isn't part of Europe, anon.
>>68190804
This.
It's mostly bodily sex appeal.
>>68192461
>intro to evolution
Oh i must have skimmed over the part in the origin of species where darwin talks about human body hair you silly man you.
Why do you call me a faggot? are you coming on to me? you like what you see anon?
>>68191730
I know people who will be like "ah man my facial hair is getting out of control I have to shave" after 3 months of not shaving and having what I get in a few days. And mine still doesn't grow in good at all. I think I'd rather have an excuse not to have facial hair instead of having shit facial hair that still grows in fast.
>>68192731
I'm sorry, I felt overwhelmed by all the messages and I'm jumping between 4 different threads and I lashed out and called you a faggot, but I didn't really mean it.
Here, take this hoe as my apology.
>>68192944
>TURKISH woman detected
>>68193070
If I was a Turkish woman I'd be complaining about how my beard is too full.
>>68191111
CHEqued
>>68190861
Can an asshole be ripped in half?
>>68191746
because migration happens faster than evolution
generally we get our heavy body hair from Neanderthals who were in and around the Mediterranean/central europe during the ice age
>>68192731
>>68193053
...and since it's a body hair thread, accept this as well
>people unironically don`t have body hair
I just thought other guys shaved it off.
>>68193197
Yes, just ask Mr. Hands
>>68193230
dont forget about the pits
>>68193197
Like tissue paper.
>>68193230
>>68193353
Both still easily fuckable.
>>68193353
aaand thats where you lost me. I like a hairy puss, but the pits have to be shaved imo. especially now a days as that has become an indicator for crazy feminism.
>>68190971
>nair on your scrotum
go fuck yourself panama i'm glad we split you in half, dont say some dumb shit like that again
>>68193524
>but the pits have to be shaved imo
Why? You don't even have to do anything to her pits. Those tits are still killer and she can probably ride dick like a cowgirl.
>>68193053
>No cat-kun girl to snuggle at night.
>>68193524
what about me, anon??
>>68193697
All I see is Mr. Bean
>>68193697
Holy Father! Is that a man with gynecomastia?
>>68193697
>hairy boobs
>>68193619
well with that girl i admit Id probably still fuck her, shes fine af. but seeing as how im not good looking enough for a one night stand, and as I said pit hair is an indicator for feminism, I need em shaved. also it just looks better imo, purely my preference tho.
>>68190567
WE
>>68193853
Cannot unsee
>>68193697
>mfw I dont even have as much chest hair as her
>>68190168
Evolving to survive cold climates you fucking retard
Body hair is now pointless; it serves little benefits. Hair harbors dirt, filth, smell, and parasites. To fetishize body hair is to be a cuck
>>68191722
This
When I rip ass after shaving it sounds like a fucking thunderclap. Girls love it honestly, I can literally feel them going weak in the knees after they hear me asserting my dominance. Pretty dank if you ask me.
>>68193697
>>68193353
>this is my fetish
Shaved legs are acceptable but if you prefer women to shave their armpits or pussy then you're nothing but a little pedophile in denial. When I see someone crying about how women who don't shave are gross (looking at you >>68193524 senpai) then this is what I hear:
>Man that hair that women grow when they hit puberty and become sexually mature sure is a turn off, right guys? I prefer women with no body hair because it makes it easier to pretend that I'm fucking a five year old.
>>68194204
This is the most american thing i have read all day
>>68194202
>I just wanna be pure
I dont shavr. Only facial.
Why shave your back all the time
>>68190567
>dat area of northern japan; the ainu people
why
>>68190168
We have to put up with shaving/waxing once in a while, beats putting on lotion constantly
>>68190168
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/the-hirsute-of-higher-intelligence-1328285.html
>>68194284
what ever you say familia.
>>68193578
I assume you speak from experience :^).
>>68194204
>Shaving your ass
I seriously hope you guys dont do this
>>68193865
just looks like a typical Portuguese girl to me.
>>68191746
There's a reason why island races don't have hair. Hair absolutely keeps you warmer.
>>68190168
I don't know, but I can tell you it sucks. gets worse with age too.
>fucking ear hair
>>68190804
>preventing chafing
Bullshit. This is why I shave my body. The inch long hair chafes and I keep bleeding
>>68191730
How is this meme?
If i grow a beard, i'm a neckbeard.
If i don't let it grow, i'm a beta.
What the fug do i do then.
I have hair sprouting all the way up my shaft, what's higher than Alpha?
>>68194284
>if you prefer women to shave their armpits
Confirmed virgin
>>68194748
You have to be able to grow a beard but shave it everyday to appease the internet gods.
>>68194789
my dick's so hairy it looks like a caterpillar. You jelly beta males?
>>68194474
>tfw halfbreed injun-white
>tfw no hair
>tfw no lotion
>tfw "wow how do you get such a nice tan"
Feels good, family.
>>68194748
You have to stop looking to the internet for advice and just do what you feel
>>68194519
I have too much hair to shave. As I get older the hair retreats back into my scalp to emerge at my groin.
It's too late, I have a permanent pair of wool sweatergarments.
Pretty sure muh dick would be called a French tickler with all the hair except it doesn't surrender when their ID says under 18
sexual signaling
>>68190168
Trim.
White girls hate hairless men. It's gross to be white & bald.
For anyone who has hair in their back. Idk how that feels. That must suck.
Arms, chest, stomach, legs, ass, pubes, face, armpits = Trim to your liking = good hygiene
short: stomach, armpits, chest, pubes, ass, face
Medium: arms, legs
>>68194748
Just trim it and don't let it get pubey, or clean shave.
>>68194956
>tfw Scandinavian decedent
>if I don't shave or at least trim once a month I turn into bigfoot
>>68190168
Try your best to make it look natural too.
Trim long on the calfs, then gradually trim shorter up the tights.
Don't nick your dick tho. Fucking sucks
>>68190650
I literally stopped all pubic/ass shaving and trimming. I'm not having sex anyways so there is no point.
Without a shaved asshole I'll run a TP roll off the hinge to the point I just buy yellow underwear and bird nest TP in my ass
>>68195583
I know that feel. Fucking Testosterone out the ass, literally.
Have to maintenance it every damn month or I'll be chewbacca with some single berries.
>>68191580
Muscular and hairy is the most powerful male form. It instantly marks you as an alpha, and women that aren't on birth control turn into cats in heat around you, especially if they've never encountered a natural, masculine man before.
>>68195509
>>68195220
>manicuring something as innocuous as the hair on your limbs.
Do you pluck your eyebrows too?
>>68195876
No. Mine don't go crazy. I do fine with what I do tho. ;)
>>68191109
gotta get that gooch fade senpaii
I'm hairy as fuck but I don't consider it a problem, although I'm not fond of my shoulder hair and my ears are starting to grow hairs too.
>>68196485
lmao
>>68190168
>black people
turned black from sun
>white people
grow hair from Neanderthal genes and cold climate
>>68194789
>>68194907
i thought i was the only one
good to know i have brothers
>>68196702
-neanderthal map
>>68196702
White skin allows more absorption of vitamin D from the glowy thing in the sky.
>>68195876
The Jews have got those anons pretty hard.
>>68197336
Jews & hair... Yesssss let it grow!
>>68195407
>tfw cant grow a full beard and barely any hair on stomach/breasts/back
>pubes and legs retaliated and grew a fucking jungle
>>68197484
Yessssss put sodium hydroxide on your skin twice a week to make yourself look more like a girl.
>>68196702
https://youtu.be/0jFGNQScRNY
>>68197731
>Hello you fucking piece of shit! Let me repeat for you ASSHOLE:
>>68197669
Don't worry, it's coming.
>>68192560
we don't have pheromones
no, not really
>>68194013
WUZ
White "people" are part neanderthal, so they are basicly more hairy retarded ape then any other group of people, cus their ancestors were raped by neanderthals(whom were basicly hairy apes).
>>68198937
Yeah and it makes us better than you, nigger.
>>68191913
>a lot
Is subjective. But no, not really.
>>68199190
were neanderthals the original ubermensch?
>>68198704
Yes we do.
>>68198937
Have you lads figured out agriculture yet?
>>68198418
Is something wrong?
>>68190804
why is the meme that women like shaved men
>>68198937
We got saiyan blood, baby! When the average nig chimps out, he burns a small part of the city. When whites chimp out, they burn continents.
>>68200197
Why is it what?
>>68197724
Gotta keep that boypucci nice and clean for tyrone
>has a masculine feature
>wants to get rid of it
Topkek. That's like a girl being ashamed of having hips or boobs.
Chicks dig my chest hair and love rubbing their fingers in it.
Are you guys gays or something?
>>68200197
Same with the meme that guys only like tall skeleton mannequins as portrayed on tv
