>the year is 2075
>we're all 80 years old shitposting in our nursing homes
what will it be like bros
>>68187436
By then Trump will have already initiated nuclear war and no one will live on except Turks.
Yeah just got my heart replaced shits wei
>>68187436
fucking jews
>>68187436
>making it to 80
>>68187436
black big mama caretakers hittin us and shit
>>68187436
shitty
Russia and China and India rule the world.
USA is all brown majority, Canada went commie, Mexico is a drug cartel warzone. England is mostly Muslim.
>>68187514
>implying the ETERNAL anglo won't survive as well
>>68187554
the image is actually george soros in 1987
Hey does anyone remember white people?
>>68185222
>>68187436
Shitskins will be wiping your ass and changing your bedpans and bonking your granddaughter
>>68187651
So basically 80% of board will be wojak threads and livestreamed seppekus
>>68187514
so, all humans would be extinct
I'm a four tour veteran of the candlejack war, it was tou
>>68187702
This gif must be buried in a time capsule to remind the world in the year 3000 that white people once existed
>>68187999
Lol.
>>68187436
We probably won't have interest access
All the nurses will be bitchy latinas who will steal our meager belongings and won't speak any English
>>68187995
This joke died after people started posting from their phones, people just assume you hit submit by accident now.
I can imagine a bunch of us sitting in the main hall at a elderly home, suddenly bursting out ITS HAPPENING for no good reason or a car just passed by, and the nurses have to rush in with sedating medicine. And this repeats every day without fault.
>>68187651
>mostly Muslim.
>the entire island of Britain is Muslim at this point
>all non-Muslims have been killed or made into slaves
>ISIS has now become ISEMEA (Islamic State of Europe, Middle East, and Africa)
>only Russian Federation holds out against the hordes
>by building a giant Iron Curtain to shut them out
>and also by nuking Turkey relentlessly until it's a radiated, impassable wasteland creating a giant nuclear fence
>Asian countries slowly crumble and devolve into loosely governed tribal states with pseudo-monarchies
>China overpopulates and 98% of its population die within a few weeks
>Australia literally becomes the world of Mad Max
>Canada is annexed by America sometime around 2050 when South America declares war and is assisted by communist extremists from China
>we are ruled by Donald Trump III, the latest leader in a long and honourable dynasty of Trumps
>racial minorities are expelled from the country and forced into the oceans
>oceans whose levels have risen steadily to the point of covering 98% of Mexico in water
>their decaying corpses introduce a plethora of nutrients, fueling a massive surge of life in the ocean
>particularly, sharks increase in numbers by 100,000%
>this, combined with the reduction in fossil fuel consumption, allows the planet's climate to stabilize
>each nation-state is relatively isolated from one another due to the impassable shark-filled oceans and advanced air-defense technology
>any Cubans or Mexicans who try to get near Americanada are eaten by sharks
>scientists recently announced that they are only months away from sending the first colonizers to a distant planet
>robots have reportedly already laid claim to the planet, planting a flag with the words
>"FUCK THIS GAY EARTH, I AM OUTTA HERE"
>>68187436
Man I don't want to think about been 80
What a terrible feel
>>68187436
>2075
It's CURRENT year!
>>68187995
What a blast from the past
By then I would have probably watched 5000 anime.
>>68188511
>implying half of /pol/ isn't doing this already
we'll all be minorities in our own countries by them
>>68188711
It really is. It's actually terrifying.
Of all the times I have tripped balls, that was the most surreal feeling that I remember---"I'm going to get old and die just like everybody else."
>>68187436
Completely machine.
Flesh is weak after all.
That the Gold Pill and live on as Gold, removed from Decay and Time.
Why did i enter this thread.
>>68189386
You too? That knowledge should have been left locked away... ignorance is bliss.
>tfw you'll be among the last generation to die of old age
i don't know if this is a good or bad feel
>>68187514
>only roaches can survive nuclear war meme
Ok this checks out
>>68189532
I don't know why it's so strange to think about. I guess because we'll technically be completely different people living completely lives by then
>>68188617
You should write a book.
>>68188617
Relatively original. Good work weedboi
>>68189532
The thought of death was repellent to me too, however I've since survived three major abdominal operations and advanced (non-metastatic) cancer (30% 5-year SR) -- this is cliche but it's true that events like these change one's outlook. Death becomes somewhat disconcerting but basically an inevitability into which one slips.
>>68190064
S-stop
>>68187436
Kids will make fun of us for still using legacy peripherals like keyboards and mice.
>Implying they dont find treatments to cure aging
Speak for yourself anon, I'll be up at Mars spending the next 250 years greening it. Ive found my purpose in life. Banging qt3.14 90 year old babes who look like theyre 23 cruising the solar system securing its future for the white race.
>>68187995
damn, that's a meme from an older vintage
>>68190064
If this is true all the best to you anon, do not go gentle into that good night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EDnlgnbWFM
> be 90 years old in nursing home.
> piss my pants. Don't bother to call the pierced, tattooed, augmented nurse because he/she/it just looks at me and makes beeping noises.
>>68187514
Roaches can survive radiation so yeah its true
>>68190064
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>>68190500
On the upside we've made incredible progress elucidating the nature and causes of aging, particularly telemeric shortening and telegenesis. Age-retarding/reversing solutions probably won't be available commercially.
>>68190573
Cheers mate but I should have been clearer -- I survived but I'm just more accepting of death. I also have a sense of urgency and motivation (despite being on 4chan) unlike before. Thanks for the sentiment though.
>>68189480
THE GOLD PILL IS THE TRANSHUMAN PILL.
>>68188617
>>Australia literally becomes the world of Mad Max
Noice
>>68187436
>be me
>the year 2075
>on my death bed shitposting on 4chan
>someone replies
>"kill yourself you retarded fuck"
>jokes on them, the nurse said that i probably wont make it to tomorrow
>goodbye 4chan...even in death i'll be here forever
Most of /pol/ will perish in the upcoming race war.
You whiteys are weak af.
>>68190500
>HOPEFUL
>>68190769
>telemeric
telo*
>>68190595
Straya pls, our family just had to put our grandmother in a dementia care home. I'd put a bullet in my head before I let that shit take over my brain.
Man, life in Cosmo Babylonia is fucking grand. Donald III Trump is shaping up to be a great emperor so far. I'm glad my family isn't living with those degenerate earthnoids.
![1442389355830[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1gOGKzN.jpg "1442389355830[2].jpg")
>implying i won't kill myself once i notice i can't take care of myself properly anymore
>tfw Soros is still fucking alive
>>68187436
Probably trade some my painkillers to some FreakShow purple haired nurse for a quick bj on my ancient flaccid cock, while I bitch about kikes on a chinese basket weaving forum.
>>68187995
>>68190918
Sorry to hear that, bro.
My mother worked with the elderly and infirm for almost twenty years.
It doesn't look pretty on the other side of eighty.
>>68190769
We are all human behind the facade, pol is just a theatre. I can imagine that was a kick up the ass like nothing else, good luck and godspeed.
80? more like 95 nigga
i will be fapping and playing GTA 18
anyone welcome to come fap with me or drink beer
>>68191010
thats hair glued on right?
>>68191517
>tfw you'll be the right-wing grandpa who shuts down his grandkid's liberal arguments with 'I MEAN COME ON, IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR AFTER ALL'
Suddenly looking forward to the future.
>Will finally have time to play massive vidya backlog
>Vision will be shit
>Other fags will be coming into my room because no locks
>>68191010
Robert Downey Jr. Jr.?
>>68187436
Great, no problem here.
Nursing homes? Motherfucker we're all going to make it. Death will die. We will live in Moon Palaces.
>>68187436
>what will it be like bros
>>68187436
>implying I'm not gonna spend my old age like Wharram, sailing my boats and fucking bitches.
>>68187436
>living until 80
>not dying in a holy crusade to remove kebab and shitskins from europe
>>68191017
>79th birthday
>Spending time at the local park with my grandkids
>Soros/World Government-sponsored White-Guilt enforcer notices that I smiled while my half-white(government mandatory) granddaughter slides down the slide
>Get beaten to death for smiling at a minority
>Family has to pay the Soros Government thousands of dollars for the service and is trapped in debt for generations to come
>Soros keeps living
What a life!
> 2075
> not being integrated into a cybernetic organism
> not wanting to shitpost eternally
>>68192187
>not crusading to remove kebab until you're 80
>>68191894
>>68187436
>nursing home
>Implying I didn't transfer consciousness into a jar by now
>>68192317
>not continuing to remove kebab even after death
>>68192187
Fuck that. I intend to live in the paradise I helped create.
>>68188497
what are you talking about, retard? Mobile users still have to do the captcha.
>>68187663
>>68187514
>implying it won't be the
>ETERNAL NUBIAN
WE
>>68187436
>be neo-american
>get shot
>>68187436
We won't be allowed to post anything we'd want because it will be illegal to say anything that others might consider not PC enough.
>>68192925
this. won't 4chan be illegal in the future hmmm???
in fact im pretty sure that within the next decade all of the conversations that go on in 4/8 chins will move to places within the onion (Tor)
>>68187436
Ideally in an cybernetic body near the fringes of the rim of civilization
More likely dealing with some minor aging fighting treatments and still struggling to reach mars, while everyone my age still has to work from the mess the boomers left.
>>68188617
This guy has used weed to become more creative
You guys should take note
>>68189948
>>68190038
>>68190375
>>68190500
>>68190572
>>68190769
>>68190840
>>68190878
>>68191010
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>>68187436
We'll all still be Baneposting.
>be 80
>live in retirement home
>trump dynasty live and well
>muslim-european wars of the 2020s over
>pushed them back to the desert
>god emperor trump dropped nukes on the whole mid east
Any of you guys remember what it was like going town to town through Europe cleansing Sand niggers? Our company hung a few of them from the Eifiel Tower
>>68193395
I have to work until I'm 91 so you're right about the last point
>>68190812
This will legit happen though. I'd venture to say most /pol/acks are in their low to mid-20's (I'm 21) so the ones that die of natural causes will die at around the same time.
There will undoubtedly be some deathbed selfies from straya
Me: Im alive again?
Doctor future pascal :
Yes its a wonder isnt it, we just found a lost condom in a street corner and take the dna of it and made a clone of all your previous physiognomy before you died .
shieettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt get me out
dr.pascal: of the internet ? all your data is stored here in this virtual world you dont even need your old body .
>be 80
>There are now 2,587,790 Pokemon
>I must catch them all.
>>68193758
>CIA becomes a monastic order staffed entirely by baneposters and their apprentices
>>68192187
I've never fired a gun. That being said, I would enlist immediately if a Russian-American crusade began and swept through Europe and North Africa/Middle East.
>83
>developed alzheimer's
>full blown neo-nazi
>last white man in America
>implying /pol/ won't be shut down by the federal government before the next election
>>68187436
I'll be fucking dead
>>68194318
>American
>I've never fired a gun.
Does not compute.
Go to your local gun range and rent one anon.
>>68187436
I believe itll be a tad more FEMAey.
>>68194597
I shot a revolver from World War II, but that's it. Never a real gun.
Can I just show up to a range and shoot? I live in Tennessee and our gun laws are really lax
>>68192187
Why would I want to get out of my comfort zone to help dirty Europeans who don't even want my help?
>>68192925
This. This a million times. The wild west days of the internet are over, its time to go back to bbs/usenet because in no less than 5 years time it will be illegal to post opinions.
THOUGHT CRIME, ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART IN COMBATING THE MENACE? What a sad state of affairs when the people start to police themselves.
>>68187514
underrated post
>>68194710
A revolver is a real gun though. What is a real gun in your head? A rifle or something?
>Can I just show up to a range and shoot?
Yeah.
>I live in Tennessee and our gun laws are really lax
You can pretty much do this in every state anon. Remember to remain where your muzzle is pointed, finger off trigger until your ready to shoot, etc.
Also 4chan has a weapons board that you could learn a thing or two from if your bored.
>>68195259
agreed. the self hating turk knows how smelly his people are
>>68187436
Robots will have killed 99% of humans. remote African bushmen and aboriginal aussies possibly some self sufficient eskimos will remain
>>68195639
>abo aussies surviving without handouts
nice meme bro
>>68192615
>>68187436
I went to my grandma's 95th birthday party today. While we were there at the nursing home, a fight broke out between two old guys. One lunged at another dude and starting choking him. They separated the two. The whole time the guy who started it was screaming about the Japanese and the "invasion"
I imagine we'll be similar but we will scream about muslims instead
>>68195400
Even if I don't own a gun? How much does it cost?
>>68187614
Not robo mamas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dQvfi8u0M4
>age 80 in 2075
>being this young
Get out.
>>68198763
I'm 21
>>68198382
Yeah.
It's not much, it varies from place to place and depends on which gun you picked out to shoot usually $15-$30 + cost of ammo.
>>68187436
>I'll be 100
> President Donald Trump enters 16th term as president still in good health from life prolonging nano technology
> After annexing Canada and solving the European migrant crisis he is hailed as the greatest leader in the history of mankind
> Europe is now a number of sovereign homogenous nation-states enjoying peace and prosperity
> After the middle east was glassed it reflected the hyper optic scanning rays of space faring aliens and humans are now enjoying a mutually beneficial exchange of technology and culture with other planets who are far more evolved due to actively applying memetics in all aspects of life
> Africa has been left under its own rule and exists as a safari destination and a grim reminder what happens when dindus are given power
>>68187436
>1995
all these young fags
>>68187436
kek im not dumb in a month im killing myself in the desert
maybe ill haunt one of you fucks and change your posts through ghost magic
My grandad was /pol/ incarnate.
>went to Princeton
>valedictorian with degrees in electric and mechanical engineering
>captain of Princeton wrestling team
>pearl harbor happens
>enlists in marine corps to "kill japs"
>fought in korea too so he "could shoot the japs retarded cousins"
>returns home and works as an aeronautic engineer, responsible for putting the first american satellites into space
>asked our reborn christian neighbor if he "goes to a nigger church" after neighbor tried to bump fists with grandad
>last words were "fucking jews"
I miss grandpa
