Alex Jones is
>against all forms of immigration
>anti Reparations
>anti Mexicans
>anti BLM
>anti Obama
>anti Islam
>anti Feminist
>anti Feminine men
>anti Transexuals
>anti Homosexuals
>anti Globalist shills
>anti Socialism
>anti Communism
>anti New World Order
>anti Vaccination
>anti Abortion
>anti merchant (doesn't outright say it)
>pro Trump
>pro wall
>pro guns
>Christian
>denies global warming
He is literally /pol/.
He embodies all of our values and core beliefs.
This video sent chills down my spine. He's exposing everyone
https://youtu.be/gjFbBUMYV9M
Inb4 this thread gets slided. Take the true red pill
can someone put that in a webm?
>>68161763
Been listening for about 10 years. He's one of the best. Sometimes he doesn't come off as politically correct but he does his research. He's right about most of his predictions.
And the supplements he sells get great reviews. I started taking the Super Male Vitality and the Vision one. They're pretty good
has he made a comment on the earth being flat?
disinfo channels usually end up saying the earth is flat
David Duke is the true /pol/
Watch the Alex Jones v David Duke debate, Duke exposed him.
>>68161763
>>68162512
Literally controlled opposition, John Birch Society, yadda yadda.
>>68161763
>pro Israel
>>68162512
B-12 is always beneficial, his filters are decent too. Heavy duty stuff.
Alex Jones exposes alot of insider Globalist crap. Glad we have him desu
FUCKING GLOBALISTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68162242
http://www.saveitoffline.com/#http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjFbBUMYV9M
you might wanna remove the sound and add subtitles tho
>>68162512
damn Alex, you look so much better in that picture! Gonna buy right now! x]
>>68161763
>>against all forms of immigration
Even legal immigration? /pol/ isn't, and I kinda doubt Alex is.
>>denies global warming
Then he's a fucking moron. Most of /pol/ doesn't deny it, only a few "trolls" and shills and idiots do.
Rest of the list is good.
>>68161763
is pol anti vaccination?
>>68163080
Yes, except for the shills.
I was a fan of AJ for years. I had to give up on him for other radio personalities when, I'd say in december-ish of 2013, he disappeared for about three days while mix-matching old audio and pretending to still be at his radio station, following an emotional breakdown where he was certain that the globalists were about to commence martial law.
I would rather listen to someone who is unwavering in their beliefs and willing to die for what they believe in, not just constantly talk about being a martyr and then disappearing when she looks like it's going to get ugly.
>>68162512
he looks exactly the same in the before and after
i can't really watch him because he goes on for 30 mins about a subject that shouldn't take more than 10
i love that he makes his money from survival gear tho
>>68162744
>>68162512
Back to infowars shill , nobody is going to buy your retarded products.
INFO WARS DOT COM
I infiltrated Bohemian Grove!
>>68163004
>Even legal immigration? /pol/ isn't, and I kinda doubt Alex is.
Yes he is, he doesn't like legal immigrants and he wants to revoke the citizenship of kids born in the U.S. to illegals or Legal immigrants.
>>68162596
i remember p much nothing about this debate other than david kept complaining about being interrupted
and i also take the side of alex, i don't think just blaming jews and communists is the accurate. there are many more parties to this alliance
>>68163004
>Most of /pol/ doesn't deny it
Yes we do. It's a liberal hoax. Even Trump says it's fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdqd8l9R95k
>>68162512
>after: sweaty and hairy
gerat progress
>>68163437
So if I were to marry a cute Japanese girl he would want to prevent her from moving here to live with me?
>>68163080
Yes and Trump is against vaccination too. I don't know much about it. If Alex and Trump are against it that's good enough for me
>>68163773
You are objectively wrong. And you don't know what 'liberal' means. Kill yourself.
>protip: A liberal is someone who values liberty. Most /pol/acks are liberals. Most democrats and SJWs are not liberals.
>>68161763
that would mean /pol/ is a CIA patsy
>Fails to answer the JQ
>/pol/ embodiment
Pick one faggot
>>68163840
Why would you do that anyway? And yes
>>68163325
>I infiltrated Bohemian Grove!
It's true though...
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/14333
>"With fingers crossed, the old rabbit's foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch . . ."
>Meanwhile: I had lunch yesterday with Philip Bobbitt, who told me he had recently been at the Bohemian Grove and had lunch there with Kissinger and Colin Powell.
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/11933
>>68163004
>denies global warming
global warming is a meme created by europeans. it makes us less dependent on russian and muslims oil. it slows down the US and Chinese economies. also most "green machines" are made in germany.
europe will be hurt most if there ever were any such problems.
and the green parties are controlled as well.
>>68162667
>implying controlled opposition doesn't still redpill people
Jones start people on their journey
>>68164035
Back to plebbit shill
>>68161763
Honestly i can't stand listening to that faggot talk for more than 20 seconds at a time before I have to turn it off.
It sounds like a dog drowning in a barrel of oil
>>68164035
Nice dis-info attempt. libtard, go jerk off to a picture of Karl Marx.
>>68164424
>implying anything I said is false
Kike detected.
I almost shat myself laughing at the end.
"AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES?"
>>68164476
youre the faggot
>>68161763
>pro Israel
>>68164255
The only problem I have with Jones is he spews bullshit so he can sell his stuff.
There's truth spread throughout it, though.
>>68164572
>dis-info
What did I say that's false?
>go jerk off to a picture of Karl Marx
Where did you get that from? Masturbation is degeneracy. Marxism is fucking retarded.
>>68161763
He is a pro-Israel kike
>>68164680
>sucking alex jones' dick
YOU'RE a faggot. Faggot.
Why would I subject myself to that torture?
>>68164035
>most of /pol/ is liberal
Nice meme kike
>>68161763
he is almost as cringeworthy as the average trump supporter on /pol/
...almost.
>>68164955
Get out retard. If you're not with us youre a dis info shill.
>>68165148
>Roach
Not even once
>(you)
>>68161763
Alex jones took the redpill by accident thinking it was super male vitality
>>68165148
Fucking Turkroach
>>68165076
If you think that the true definition of 'liberal' is anything other than libertarian, then you are a fucking moron. If you think that most of /pol/ is not libertarian, then you are a newfag and should gas yourself.
>yfw
>>68165169
>Get out retard. If you're not with us youre a dis info shill.
As if I'd take seriously the opinion of a brainwashed zombie.
>>68164814
No he isn't. Have you even listened? He said kikes run Hollywood
>>68164785
Not really. He only sells things he takes or approves of. He lost alot of weight
>>68165420
>brainwashed zombie
Blue pilled Globalist shill
Wew lad.
Why are all Alex haters such idiots?
>>68164804
This
>>protip: A liberal is someone who values liberty. Most /pol/acks are liberals. Most democrats and SJWs are not liberals.
1. A liberal only values liberty so long as it dosen't hurt their feelings
2. Most /pol/acks are decidedly not liberals in fact most are right wing from Republican to out right Fascist/Natsoc sure some are liberal but their lefty threads don't last long you should note.
3. Democrats and SJW certainly are not conservatives
And the line about Marx was because a large percent of liberals idolize the cuck.
>>68165374
Literally a disinfo kike
>>68165295
Is the redpill Beyond Tangy Tangerine flavored?
>>68165619
>Blue pilled Globalist shill
>Wew lad.
>Why are all Alex haters such idiots?
is this a bot? This is like random /pol/ buzzwords thrown together. You trying to satire Jones' supporters or something?
He's also unable to make even the simplest of points while remaining mature or calm enough to not start having steam come out of his ears while he shrieks about the New World Order.
So, yes. Basically /pol/.
>>68165374
Are you really going to make it this easy for us to spot you?
>>68165790
>buzzwords
We know what you're doing in this thread. It's not going to work
Alex is right on some things, but like so many other people, he takes his political stands and beliefs to the extreme and is unable to see the things that don't fit those stands and beliefs. He's pretty funny to watch though, seeing him rage about globalists always makes me laugh.
>>68164035
>>68161763
>the Vatican controls the federal reserve
DROPPPEEEDDDD
>>68161763
nostradumbass (or his dullard lackeys) definitely spam here
>>68165642
>1. A liberal only values liberty so long as it dosen't hurt their feelings
Are you fucking retarded? A liberal is, by definition, someone who values liberty. The people you described are democrats and SJWs who I explicitly fucking said are not liberal.
>2. Most /pol/acks are decidedly not liberals in fact most are right wing from Republican to out right Fascist/Natsoc sure some are liberal but their lefty threads don't last long you should note.
If you buy into the "right wing" vs "left wing" kike spectrum then you are a fucking moron and a good goy. /pol/ doesn't like republicans, /pol/ just hates democrats more than republicans (largely because republicans are generally more liberal than democrats, especially regarding gun rights and economics). There are some fascists and natsocs here but they are not the majority. The "lefty" threads you mentioned are SJW/socialist/identity politics/etc threads. That is not liberalism. It is pretty much the opposite of liberalism.
>. Democrats and SJW certainly are not conservatives
When the fuck did I say anything about conservatism? Let me guess, you're one of the fucking morons that thinks liberalism and conservatism are two ends of one spectrum. In which case you're all the more a fucking moron and a good goy. Conservative is the opposite of progressive. Liberal is the opposite of authoritarian. Someone can be conservative and liberal (that is, valuing tradition and valuing liberty). Alternatively, someone can be neither liberal nor conservative (rather being a progressive authoritarian).
>And the line about Marx was because a large percent of liberals idolize the cuck.
No, you're thinking of communists, socialists, and SJWs, not liberals.
Now fuck off and kill yourself, incompetent fuck.
>>68161763
He will never reach the heights of /pol/ or even be anything but an essentially dishonest shill without acknowledging the Jews. Sorry, shill...
>>68165686
>>68165838
>>68166038
Name a single flaw in my post. Protip: You can't.
>>68162512
>And the supplements he sells get great reviews.
'This has been a paid presentation'.
>his snake oils are good
>using their no.1 user as the measure of their efficacy
>>68161763
I watched a few of his shows in jewtube, he seems an ok guy, but it's like he overdosed on redpill or grind a lot of redpill and snorted them with his nose like them druggies.
>>68166225
Or race. Not acknowledging race or Jews when at work on this stuff is like confronting disease without acknowledging germs. Not gonna work
>>68166240
climate change is natural global warming is bull shit ok
Paused for a full second to prevent naming the Jew.
Hang in there, Alex.
>>68165975
>We know what you're doing in this thread.
Yea, well I made my point pretty clear.
Alex jones sounds like someone is blowing bubbles in a shit milkshake
>mah 1.5hr, daily elliptical / dead-lifting
>mah cure-all druid elixirs
>a fat cunt who looks he's about to get a heart attack / diabetes / colo-rectal cancer
>>68166301
>Not acknowledging race.
>Not acknowledging Jews.
>Not even interviewing the authorities on these vital matters.
>Literally being MUH RACIST MUH ANTISEMITE
>red-pilled
Not even close.
>>68166440
Prove it. Considering something like 97% of scientists disagree with you, burden of proof is on you. Kike shills claim that climate change is not caused by humans because they don't want the environmental movement to take off and cause a threat to the status quo because big businesses run by kikes are largely responsible for humanity's impact on the environment. Fucking obviously climate changes naturally. It also changes unnaturally. And kikes are responsible for unnatural climate change.
youre only supposed to take a couple red pills
Alex Jones took the whole bottle
>>68163812
He's sweating because he's flushing toxins, and he's hairy because his supplements made him more of a man. YA DICK!
>>68161763
>anti Globalist shills
No one at /pol buys this made up Illuminati bullshit to cover up corruption.
>>68163004
Global warming is a scheme to create a global government, and get the money to fund it through many different methods, most of which have no basis in reality and all of the numbers are made up. For instance they are now saying it will cost 100 trillion to reverse the damage caused just by man, although you can't prove that man caused any warming, how much money or what it would actually take to fix it, or that it is actually happening. They will use it to get a foothold and then slowly take over from there. If you can't see that you deserve to be led to slaughter.
>>68166554
doesn't he also sell water filters and things like that
>>68166160
You'er not going to fool me with your doublethinking newspeak NWO shill
>>68166726
Then why the fuck do the kike-run globalist corporations deny human-caused climate change and pay for shills to spread their pseudoscience? See >>68166646
Now fuck off, kike shill
>>68166828
>doesn't have a counter-argument
>therefore accuses me of being a shill
Pathetic how bad you kikes are at debating. Try to disprove a single thing I said. You can't.
>>68161763
Alex Jones is a FBI informant.
See: Controlled Opposition
>>68166554
Fuck right off mate. He use to swim 3 miles a day and bench 300 plus.
Have you seen him in his younger days? He know what he's talking about
>>68166554
toothbrushes and stupid "MAH 1776!" / "TEH REPTILIAN SATANISTS!!" merchandising too
but listening to him via JewTube filters most of the informercialism...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYv-5LsUyc_P8KMo7YGPFPA
...except when he gets his unwashed, stoner "doctor" in for entire segments to endorse his shitware
>>68166293
Look up the reviews retard. People enjoy them
>>68162512
He even looks fatter later, look at his chin, also waist, and more red,
>>68167604
>TEH REPTILIAN SATANISTS
Yeah he doesn't talk about that bullshit and he shits on David Icke.
>>68165975
>ITT shills calling each other shills
>>68167846
he looks literally exactly the same
the only thing separating those pictures is putting on a belt and turning off a light, which takes like a minute
>>68167596
fuck off mate2. I'm only a few years younger than him, I interval train, have worked out for 20 years (long before it was "alpha"), am versed in various martial arts... yet use no snake oil placebos or need to torture myself for 1.5 hours every morning *coughBULLSHITcough* (Google: 'Dorian Yeats')
the "muscle" you see (got optometrist?) is nothing that could not be achieved from 15 minutes bench work a couple of times per week... I recall injuring my back in my late teens and doing on 45 minutes bench work a every few days -- in a fortnight I looked like a fucking gorilla!... orders of magnitude the definition I've seen nostradumbass had in his prime... and WITHOUT fitting room lighting!
>what nostradumbass doesn't know about health, fitness and well-being could fill the grand canyon
>proof-pudding-tasting
>>68166344
He took a caller a couple days ago that said the biggest problem is cops killing black people. Aj told the caller that blacks kill blacks and cops aren't the problem as far as blacks go.
Can't bones the Jones
>>68166646
>scientists say _______
Check where "scientists get their funding.
>>68161763
he is like that one kid in school that always has to explain his bad jokes in as much detail possible.
if alex jones is really about exposing the jews and working against the establishment, why is he still around? they had no problem eliminating bill cooper shortly after 9/11 (which he predicted 3 months before it occured), so why is alex still around?
>>68161763
Alex Jones is a paid shill. He shills for half the things we believe in, but then mixes it with truly insane bullshit so the message seems less believable and more tinfoil-hattish. This is a textbook disinformation/COINTELPRO tactic (and I do mean textbook - as in, straight out of various declassified FBI and CIA manuals.)
The dumb herbal extract bullshit he tries to sell at the end of every show should have tipped you off. "Hey, buy this bullshit that literally contains horny fucking goat weed and it'll protect you from CHEMTRAILS!"
>>68168002
Jones the news-breaker:
>"Science fiction porn... fear porn... apocalypse porn... Yes! WE ARE THAT!"
-Alex Jones, JAN 24, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioTVyRB6X0I#t=1550
Jones the rational:
>"wanna do things sexually that leaves their intestines hanging out their rear end"
-Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhbFxvvoKcY#t=4908
Jones the common man:
>"god has sent me and other great people"
-Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrWf977SjAY
Jones the anti racist:
>"brownies coming to your door are spies"
-Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrWf977SjAY
Jones the truth-teller:
>"two of the 9-11 hijackers are still alive"
-Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrWf977SjAY
Jones the libertarian:
>"I'm gonna have judgment, I'm gonna have everything! I'm gonnna sue, sue, sue!"
-Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrWf977SjAY
Jones the pacifist:
>"I wanna knock your teeth in and poke your eyes out!"
-Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrWf977SjAY
Jones the realist:
>"Little goblin creature, that's what we're gonna be [...] Kill most of us and have a clown-goblin creature that they laugh at."
-Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrWf977SjAY
Jones Ghandi:
>"We're gonna take 'em.... and I mean take 'em savage! I mean run 'em down! Take their heads and ram 'em into the concrete! And watch their heads just bust open! AAARRRGGGHHHHH! Just crush 'em! You know what I'm talkin' about -- just bite big, huge, bloody chunks right out of 'em! Nothing can stop us!"
-Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrWf977SjAY
>>68161763
>anti-everything
>pro-kike
>>68166646
Muh 97%
Did you count all the scientists of the world and get their independent conclusions on the matter? Did you fund their studies to be impartial? Are you just repeating globalist propaganda memes?
Going by method we should believe that trannys aren't mentally ill because scientists say so. Do you believe that? I'll guess no, because they have an agenda.
>>68168778
that's the very definition of insecurity... it's also hilariously clear in how he cannot poke fun at himself without immediately qualifying it in some way that's already completely obvious, yet he's compelled to lest he someone, somewhere might think he's anything less that a "Germanic, Prussian, Alsation" picture of perfections that was sent by "God" together with "other great men"
>>68169197
>Did you fund their studies to be impartial?
what, like Coke fund research into sugar and health? or the NRA into guns / gun deaths? or churches fund "research" into 'intelligent (kek) design'...?
>>68161763
But all of those are normal values that any upstanding citizen should share?
>>68164035
Liberal has been corrupted and destroyed by the Left in America.
It is synonymous with them, even though their values and policies are not liberal at all.
Which is where libertarian came in.
That said, no. There is no actual non-cherry picked data supporting global warming.
>is accused of being a 'technophobe', after years of doomsday soothsaying about "teh A.I takeovers" and "then Matrix"
>does an about-face and becomes a technophile overnight
>says he wants "live forever and interstellar space travel"... "that God promised" him...(!)
>>68164035
>interpreting a word literally instead of acknowledging it colloquial usage
It's like you literally have autism. The term "liberal" in common usage effectively means left-wing fascist.
>>68169807
He claims they can spy on us through fiber optic technology in our lights and fridges. I kinda believe him.
WAAAH, how dare Alex Jones support his show by developing and selling his own products rather than relying on kike advertisers????!
BAAAAWWWW doesn't he know that capitalism is literally Hitler and he should not make any money off his work???!
Boo Hoo why won't Alex Jones blame everything on the Jews and ensure that nobody will listen to him???!
*CRY* How dare Alex Jones get passionate about things that are destroying society???!! Doesn't he realize that only calm drones with no opinions are worth listening to???!! Why can't he stop yelling and just drone on like le Ron Paul???!!!
>>68164255
>https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/14333
what the fuck? Is that an email signature?
>>68162512
>>68161763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs
>>68170373
>"I AM MENTALLY RETARDED."
-Alex Jones, January 8, 2016
>>68170701
kek... that's fuck-all, m8
>in gym
>in the middle of a pump
>in his prime
>in his hormone-raging teens
>was a school level athlete
the kicker:
>WAS NOT ON SNAKE OILS IN HIS TEENS
>>68161763
Based. Fuck Soros and his ilk.
>>68171551
>SNAKE OILS
Where's the proof, you dumb aussie fuckwit?
>>68161763
>anti Vaccination
>anti Abortion
>anti Homosexuals
>Christian
>denies global warming
look at all this garbage you spilled in my good opinions, asshole
>>68162813
damn hes gonna collapse holy shit..
mad level 999999
>>68161763
how do you get brow muscles that powerful? those things are fucking massive
>>68170052
of course an Internet-enabled device with a mic or camera can send information to an external source -- why is this a revelation in the bible belt?
legislation is playing catch-up on ALL levels of technology... heck, Lockweeb Martin were hacked for years by the chinks before they knew they'd lost the F-35 blueprints and computer code! so, you think it's some kookspiracy that a Samsung TV or Xboner could be hacked to listen to your hentai fapping?!
>nigga...please
>>68171735
>Christian
>bad
You have to go back achmed
>>68171735
>any of those things
>bad
Pls go ahmed
>>68164008
Trump is anti-vaccine in the same way that he is racist
>"Autism has become an epidemic. Twenty-five years ago, 35 years ago, you look at the statistics, not even close. It has gotten totally out of control," Trump said. "I am totally in favor of vaccines.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2015/09/16/donald_trump_suggested_vaccines_cause_autism_during_the_cnn_gop_debate_he.html
>>68164255
>"With fingers crossed, the old rabbit's foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch . . ."
And the U.S. Department of State decided at some point that this specific part of this email was classified information
wew lad
I went through 4 stages on my journey.
Stage 1: Fresh out of high school, this was in the early 2000s. We learned a lot about the 'holocaust', so I thought Jews were great people who were victims.
Stage 2: I became convinced about a jewish conspiracy to rule the world. I realised holocaust was greatly exaggerated, there were no gas chambers, no genocide.
Stage 3: I realised it's just a bunch of elite families together and figured the average Jew isn't in any more control of the rothschild/soros/etc club than the average austrian was in control of hitler or the average frenchman was in control of napoleon or the average russian was in control of the tsars. Not all Jews.
Stage 4: Started to realise zionism is a cancer and Jews hold a disproportionate number of positions of influence in corporate, political, supreme court, media, banking, etc... For 2% of the population they seem to hold a ridiculous number of high positions of power and influence. For example if Obama's new nomination gets a supreme court seat, Jews will make up 4 out of 9 justices. About 45%. Yet they make up 2% of the American population.
>>68172178
The fuck is that flag?!
Isle Of Man, a little faggot the name
But awsome, awsome flag
>>68171677
>NOT
>ON
>SNAKE
>OILS
That is, he flogs his druid elixirs like the one pill to cure them, yet his own best years had N O T H I N G to do with his crushed tiger penis powders... by his own admissions, he didn't even know about "teh GMOs" and "teh globalists" back then... os why does he look like crap today when he has all the tools to be Arnie c.1970?
>>68171974
>>68172058
It must be a proxy, the island of the three legged men is usually islam free.
>>68171746
therein lies the entertainment value
Awesome a thread of pro alex jones shills vs various shill groups add in some random 4chaners and fun for all!
>>68164255
>>"With fingers crossed, the old rabbit's foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch . . ."
Wait?
WHAT?
>>68163004
Muh apocalyptic theory
>>68161763
he never names the jew
>>68163080
Not as a concept, but "bulk vaccination" as they call it, as is performed in the US is definitely dangerous and stupid.
There's also no doubts that the kikes are taking some sort of more expensive, better less mercury-laden vaccine than what the stupid goyim get.
>>68162596
""""Dr."""" David Duke is a moron and probably a controlled opposition shill.
I'd be wary of Jones too, but Duke is 100% a pozzed kike-owned faggot.
>>68169025
>>68161763
>anti-vaccination
Is this really a /pol/ thing? I want your honest opinions.
http://strawpoll.me/7140197
>>68172742
>For example if Obama's new nomination gets a supreme court seat, Jews will make up 4 out of 9 justices. About 45%. Yet they make up 2% of the American population.
Oh, but it goes deeper, friend. Want to know the proportion of Jews earning over $100,000 per year? Around a solid 55%. Do you know what the top 1% of America actually earns? $100,000 or over. You do the math.
But Stage 5 is a return to 3 just as 4 was a return to 2, do you pick up what I'm laying down?
Stage 5 is the realization that the globalist gangster illuminati cult transcends nationality. Just as the Giga-Kikes are their servitors in the West, in the East it is the puppet Triads and the Saudi oil families.
You're not even ready for Stage 6
>"Drumpf has already won the general election"
>>68174868
>Want to know the proportion of Jews earning over $100,000 per year? Around a solid 55%.
the godtard dollar is a thing... in jewry, christendom, shitslum... what earth-rending revelation that you just broke
...but you're "not bragging"... right?!
