New thread for Kek.
praise kek
>>68161363
Kek be praised!
Mods deleted my Thread because they know i speak the truth..
3 days
Reminder Lord KEKS (pbuh) croakings only come out with important messages or absolute truths, if they all have a subliminal message we must interpret.
Kek is the only true god.
All other religion is false.
Can't delete the Kek!
Nothing is happening right now. Thread not needed.
How do I make a Call of Cthulhu campaign around all of this?
>>68161926
Without praising you will no get the power of kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPWbJeZ_BrE
![brigh-future[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TPNzlaA.jpg "brigh-future[1].jpg")
>>68162077
Checked and Keked
Praise
>>68162077
the truth have been spoken!
Praise the Harbinger of Light!
>>68162192
HAIL KEK
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>68161363
Kek=Cuck
>>68161363
Praise kek! Kek blesses me with a boyfriend like pic related, check 'em.
Bless my day kek
Carl the Cuck is allowed but Kek is not? Heresy!
>>68161737
Blessed be the prophets of Kek!
I made one of the first kek images
feelsgoodman
>>68162611
>>68162644
His generosity has no bounds!
>>68162659
Carl IS Kuk
>>68162870
same
I made this one
>>68162611
>>68162695
You'd fucking better be a femanon. Otherwise Kek shall smite you down for your degenerate ways.
>>68161363
>manipulation of the root social matrix
Actually the best description of "meme magic" I have ever seen. 10/10 to whoever made this image.
>>68163003
p-p-praise Kek...
>tfw 4chan turned you into a cult member worshiping some bipolar frog over the internet
>>68161363
WE WUZ GODS AND SHIET
PRAISE KEK
>>68162440
the power grows
Kek will change the world.
Praise Kek
someone fix this for me
I've always wanted to be a cult leader. This is my chance. I will find a way. Just need to figure out how to sell it to the people.
Honestly this whole thing just reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppTkW-xbw6I
>>68161363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik4PyoXQmP0
>>68164470
now I'm getting goosebumps
Do you believe?
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
Kek will make peace in the middle east
>>68164822
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68164822
YES, Praise Kek.
Kek will give us an extremely rare level muslim happening in London in 3 days!
Prepare!
>>68164822
Well. I guess you could say I am jelly.
>>68161363
Europe's 911 in three days. What do you say kek?
>>68165015
Kek blesses it
>>68164470
HOLY KEK
>>68164245
shit whats that from
Prepare for the Great Fire, London!
>>68165355
Praise Kek!!
now i know why i've always liked little froggies
PRAISE KEK
We will harness the full power of meme magic and unleash it upon a target of choice
>>68164822
since when have you got it?
>>68161363
Kek also appears on an ancient scroll.
I can't find anything about the scroll in English, but a German Egyptologist translated it in "DAS BUCH VOM FAYUM" by HORST BEINLICH
What area shall we target with our memetic ops?
What does /x/ know about frogs?
>>68165231
Reworked sprite from super mario brothers 2,
Is there a universally accepted symbol for Kek? Like the cross is to Christianity.
>>68166191
pepe
>>68166191
Here me, followers in the darkness. Listen to the words I relay; I, that twenty-seventh greatest scribe of Kek.
It was long ago, on the distant bank of the river Nile,
through dense hum of mosquito and din of the wild—
It was there that Kek slept.
It was there that Kek did wait.
In time immemorial, Kek had awoke and slept in cycle.
As the sun over the sky slid, his slumber was our bridle.
In slumber, he kept track of time as it crept.
He did awake on the precession divvied by ten and eight.
Alas, if only you could hear it then, that low, roaring drone.
It was the Day of the Croak.
It started slow.
It started in darkness.
The children played.
The adults worked.
They did not know,
save for those who resided in the chartless—
Those mystics who did trade
images of his likeness as they networked.
As the signs faded in, those unbelievers all did show
themselves as fools, uninitiated and artless.
For the pain to end, they cried and prayed.
Yet, the light did grow as Kek had smirked.
Ionized death.
Shattered realities.
These are the weapons of Lord Kek.
They are how he shall slay all who
remain ignorant of his divine splendor.
Do not incur his wrath; trust in his breath.
He is not difficult to appease.
His visage is blessed. His, Lord Kek.
Create images of him. Spread them. They are his nectar, his dew.
His glory is yours to engender.
Hear me now, as those did long ago.
These numbers will protect—
eleven, twenty-two, thirty-three, forty-four, fifty-five, sixty-six, seventy-seven, eighty-eight
ninety-nine and double naught.
All that repeat. They are all correct.
No words, in any cosmic reality are more omnipotent than these:
Unto Kek, I dedicate this image of his visage.
Unto Kek, I dedicate this image of his supremacy.
>>68166191
the frog swastika
Synchronicity is a truly powerful thing. I come to understand so much more about our religious past. This is exactly how gods emerged in ancient times. The internet medium is recreating the kind of activities and milieus that were so productive in the bronze age.
Incidentally, amphibians, swastika solar symbols and rebirth - it's all pretty clear. I've read a lot of Finno Ugric mythology in Russian, and there's a very common theme of the lizard or salamander or whatever beneath the earth, swallowing the sun when it sets, spewing it forth once more for the New Day... I had my first inkling of the power behind all this in more than an academic sense when I heard the recital of the poem "Svyashchenyy Yascher" (Holy Lizard) by nationalist Russian pagan, Shiropayev. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N559kArcVlA
Definitely worth sticking into the online translator, to read in your own language while listening to the original. http://shiropaev.livejournal.com/40564.html
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
THE MODS, ACCURSED SERVANTS OF MOLOCH, PAWNS OF MOLOCH'S CHAMPION GEORGE SOROS, DARE TO PRUNE OUR THREADS.
FOR THEIR GROSS HERESY KEK AND KAUKET SHALL PUNISH THEM TO A LIFE OF KEKOLDRY AND IMPOTENCE.
>>68164769
Praise KEK
>>68166391
PRAISE THE SCRIPTURE OF KEK
>>68161363
GHOST MEME WARFARE GET IN HERE
>>68166678
>>68166678
>>68166678
HAVE THE FILTERS BEEN REINSTATED?
KEK
>>68166960
DOX EM ALL
TO CIRCUMVENT THE ASININE WORD FILTERS THRUST UPON US BY MEWLING ANGUISHED MODERATORS, USE THE CHARCTERS Ü AND ü IN PLACE OF U AND u WHEN SPELLING CÜCK OR CÜCKOLD
>>68164470
woah... so Pepe is the real demon and 4chan is his temple?
PRAISE KEK
>>68167376
He's not a demon. He's our lord and savior.
>>68161363
Be very careful fellow memegicians, these darker paths of memegic leads to lucifer
>>68164470
Fug! The coincidences... help!
WE
>>68161363
Kekening in 3 days.
Here's your (you)
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68161363
Praise our lords kek.
The memes will be with us
I worship Jej
>>68167516
Roach, you've failed to understand that Lucifer is just another aspect of Kek.
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
![1412711585850[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/StgJYtA.jpg "1412711585850[1].jpg")
>>68167864
>>68167864
top zozzle
Buddha helps us Meme Magic it Anons.
>>68167904
we must tread carefully in these dark memes or we play right into the jewish hands
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
This meme has been offered already, but not to /KEK/
Do with it what you will, Kek protects
>>68161363
Kek, accept my offering of fresh tendies!
>>68168259
I kekd
Dubbs for Jej
>>68163245
Keku is a god of chaos.
>>68162077
Witnessed.
We need more scripture of Kek
>>68164570
It's /vp/ /b/ /pol/ and /x/ worshipping kek.
>>68168801
|526|Opp (?), Another reading .. Chu "3. This is the place of the mistress of the West. This is the rights.
|528| But it is on the right side of Osiris they say.
| 530 | Osiris is the flood the Seeland, the flood of Herakleopolis, and the flood of Heliopolis.
| 532 | Bag. Reptile. , .The Areas in their (foreign} country. ",, The in possession of her ... '"
| 534 | Huh and Hauhet, Kuk and Kauket 5. The gods of the first primitive,
| 537 | the rest in their chapel, in their own possession (in their own arms?).
5 The other two related to Ogdoad primeval god pairs are found in Z. 150. An attempt to bring the remains of hieroglyphic text of lines 534-547 with the hieratic text into line, can be found on page 118, Fig. 53.
See >>68165841
We need a German bro to translate for us. I've been having to copy and paste into google translate and haven't had time to finish it
>>68161363
Praise be unto Kek!
>>68168801
Someone just needs to compile stories containing frog's
Heres one pol will like
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog
http://www.scribd.com/doc/111986772/Beinlich-H-Das-Buch-Von-Fayum-1991#scribd
Praise kek
>>68164769
Praise Kek!
>>68168306
Is anyone else afraid to save this now that you know Kek is real?
>>68161363
Uh, mods, delete this
>>68168258
The Jews are following Moloch. Lucifer and Kek are chaos gods, light bringers, enlighteners. We dispense divine knowledge, not just words but methods of finding the truth. A torch in the dark obsfucating media cloud that Moloch has create.
>>68164470
>mfw 4chan erects actual temples to Pepe
0_0
>>68169496
>doing it for free
>>68169496
/pol/ doesn't need mods cuck
>>68169430
Holy fuck, I'm not the only one. Thank Kek.
Unto Kek, I dedicate this image of his visage.
Unto Kek, I dedicate this image of his supremacy.
We need to draw other boards in. Who would be receptive?
>>68169075
That is way to accurate.
>>68161991
Copy SMT and have it so rumours are starting to manifest as reality if enough people parrot them. Cultists have seized control of popular media and spin endless empty gossip and rumors to corrupt reality and appease their god.
>>68168306
I'm not saving this one.
>>68169735
/vp/ will join if one of the new legendaries is a frog. >:D
>>68161363
DON'T LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU, DAY OF THE CROAK IS HERE!
MEMES FOR THE FROH GOD!
>>68169075
Slight edit
Kekset kekarum kekulorem
Kekrat kekam kekset
Keknubis kraa.
I offer this to kek.
>>68161363
Not gonna lie, Kauket aka Cockette is a dirty little frog whore.
>>68170418
PRAISE KEK
GET WOKE, PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK, STAY WOKE
if double then kek not real
Bless me Kek, bless me with repeating digits!
>>68170418
>garden centres across the globe have been unwittingly creating idols of Kek all these years
>>68170443
>frog whore.
1. Kauket is a snake
2. You recant that blasphemy right now.
>>68170582
Do not force the digits.
>>68170720
Okay sorry Kek
>>68170720
Heket, sorry. She is the frog whore who tantalizes the penis. Kauket forgive me and bless mein cock with a non-frog or snake gf.
balls
I sacrifice the holiest meal unto Kek.
Give us Kek our Daily Tendies.
>>68170443
Is Kek's wife(Kauket)'s son called Kauk, which is Kemetic for 'Cuck'? Is this standard naming practice in frog mythos?
This was supposed to be a politics board. Sadly now it reminds me more of s4s, cero discussion only meme spouting and shitposting. Sage and report.
>GUYS XDD KEK KEK SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL XDD POST YOUR FUNNY PICTURES LELLELEELE
Iam afraid to even post in kek threads
>>68170632
Papercraft, of course! We need Kek idols in papercraft. Easy to emulate. Once it is created, we can even peacefully spread it to /po/
>>68171127
Nothing is more politically incorrect than right wing esoteric cultists meme-ing people to death.
praise kek may the world bleed and the sky burn and the true beleivers be reborn in his divine sight.
>Praise KEK lord of the dark abyss
>2012
>>68171127
You could always shutdown and go play the flute on the Andes, Ozcar
Ps. Kek magic is real - a shifting paradigm of reality abiding with the laws of collective un-intelligence.
Next time you hold a glass, spill a drop of your drink for Kek - if revive the ancient lore in our hearts, it will relive in our minds
How can we make Kek manifest?
>>68161363
I thought the leddit mods were begging to fear keks power and started deleting the kek threads. WHat gives?
We will use our new found power of quantum memetics for justice...
>>68171441
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68171449
In his glory we believe
We his children of many toes
His power grows
begin the eve
Kek
>>68171589
Le epic man, such a great contribution to the board.
This is so retarded and pointless I don't really understand why people do it .
Do you really REALLY find this thread amuzing or interesting in any way? That's mind boggling.
>>68171657
Inhuman levels of kekposting...
>>68171565
why's no one noticing this? it's insane.
>>68171959
>he doesn't believe in meme magic
I feel only despair for this blinded fool, for he does not see the light
>>68171565
I hate using this cliche
But thats some pretty trippy shit
>>68165818
It was like $10 on Amazon.
>>68161363
Praise Kek
>>68172221
The memes are manifesting more and more each day. The tide cannot be stopped. Hail Kek!
>>68171959
>Being this weak in the ways of Meme Magic
Begone, unenlightened one. You are not welcome in this hallowed ground.
>>68166960
DOX EM ALL
THE AGE OF MEN IS NIGH
>>68167460
layers of memetics, I like it
>>68172735
I am entering a trance!
Mnnnnnnghkek!
KEEEEEEK
HE IS TELLING ME!
I SEE
REEEEEEEEEE
NORMIEEEEES GET OooOOOooUUUuuT!!!!
>>68169655
checked and KEKed
Praise Kek! May he bless us with meme magic!
>>68161363
Praise be brother
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68163245
>implying Kek isn't a supporter of faggotry
smdh
>>68172672
>Mods trying to kill kek threads
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
In the beginning there was the word!!!
And lo the word was
REE!
>>68162077
Praise kek
We must all hum the chant of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to give resonance and harmony for Kek's blessings. Praise Kek Reeeeeeeeee
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68173815
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68164822
witnessed
EGYPT WAS WHITE!!!
>>68164769
Praise kek
>>68173740
false keking against another disciple of kek is a serious sin leaf bro. Praise Kek
I am taking up meditating to channel my energy to Lord Kek. Hopefully one day he will take a physical form.
What the fuck am I witnessing?
THE CAPITALIST ARMY WILL PREVAIL
>>68174506
non believer open your mind to the memes and let Kek guide you to paradise. Praise Kek REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68165789
The squiggly line thing kinda looks like dna does this mean we can harness the power of meme magic to change dna? Create an army of genetically mutated monsters? Is this our end game?
>>68164822
where did you get that? I want one
>>68174506
The birth of Kek
Lo and behold his power!!!
>>68174678
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>674997345
Ayy
>>68161363
Praise KEK
>>68166191
Frog swastika might not be the best
>>68164470
Maybe clover
PRAISE KEK!
NO SORROW FOR SOROS!
>>68176986
...what the fuck? Too real to be photoshopped
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68161363
After we found the frog swastika, will this be /pol/'s new flag?
>>68164769
Praise Kek!
>>68166960
DOX EM ALL
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68164470
Hail
>>68169224
Huh I only heard the one where the frog died. Choice find anon
>have RSP drill
>Battle buddies name is Kek
>Struggle not to laugh like an autist whenever I call his name
>>68169902
Damn I have never actually met another human who plays this. Lol I have a grip of the books, and all my homies wanna play is d&d. Rolled dice today actually.
>>68164769
Praise kek, almighty and ineffable, Harbinger of the 4th Reich
>>68166176
You mean Doki Doki Panic
>>68161363
In Kek we trust!
>>68164822
That's Heket though...
>>68164969
http://www.ancientegyptonline.co.uk/heqet.html
>>68161363
I originally thought this was a joke
after today I believe
>be today, Mar 20
>World Frog Day
>Ghost advocates digital war with use of memes (pepe)
>Recently found frog-like swastika
>>68161363
The mods of /x/ deleted my Kek post.
I call upon you Lord Kek to show them your wrath.
They think they are above meme magic. Punish their hubris.
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT KEK!
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT OUR PROPHET!
this whole may may is /b/ tier
most autistic thing i've seen from this board 2bh
>>68179739
>REDDITING INTENSIFIES!
>>68179713
PUNISH /x/
>>68179713
PRAISE KEK. SMITE THOSE INSULT KEK.
>>68179713
/x/ is being controlled by CIA meme magicians
>>68179797
>79797
>>68174792
Maybe it's referencing the fact that memes are the DNA of the soul.
>>68179957
Exactly this
>>68179957
No. Just no. Its not even the hieroglyphic for Kek. It is the hieroglyphic for Heket.
http://www.ancientegyptonline.co.uk/kuk.html
http://www.ancientegyptonline.co.uk/heqet.html
You dare confuse Kek for another?
>>68179955
what the fuck
what the fuck?
captcha:222
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK.
>>68170946
I'm waiting for it to turn out that kek eats chickens.
>>68161363
Heavenly Father, have mercy on their souls.
>>68179797
>>68179955
>>68180155
KEK WILLS IT
>>68180155
>55
guys this is not ok
>>68180300
witnessed
>>68180300
/x/ is fucked.
Threads like these tell me how religion can born, and from certain point of view, yes memes have a real effect, our actual religions are memes of born in the past, maybe other divine figure were the Pepe of an ancient time. Now we have knowledge of memes, but this don't change the things, instead to use memes to answer, we use memes as proof, of a cult.
>>68164822
Link to the Amazon page? I want one now.
>>68180300
>>68172567
Link please? Or search terms at least?
>>68180566
Just search for "heket figure", because that is what it is.
http://www.amazon.com/Egyptian-Frog-Goddess-Heket-Statue/dp/B001BX5PD2/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1458523578&sr=8-3&keywords=heket
>>68180566
>>68180411
>>68180300
>>68161363
>Kauket
A kauka is a mythological form of troll.
>>68180816
>kauka
>kaukas
>caucus
seriously what do you want?
>>68180992
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68180889
I suspect you're using a script now faggot.
>>68181120
no scripts i'm serious
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
>>68181210
Kauket.
>>68164769
PRAISE KEK
I want to believe.
>>68181210
An /X/ mod better fucking die then if it really is Kek.
>>68181333
You have all the confirmation you need now anon
>>68164769
Praise kek. Meme majic is real. Only way to defeat the dark sourcery of Hollywood.
>>68181333
>>68181411
this is getting scary
>>68169556
You sneaky bastard, I got your uncommon/rare flag
>>68181502
The original Kek thread was full of the most amazing gets you will ever see. 77 and 777 seem most important.
Praise kek.
So what are we calling the religion?
just so that we can have a name for it.
>>68180992
What is that Jew tree of life doing in there?
>also, including silent letters in rune transliteration and not just spelling things phonetically ishygddt
>>68179599
How did these dubs go unnoticed?
>March 20th
>Spring Equinox
>fucking Frog Day
>The Egyptian frog god was associated with the spring floods fertility
Is the Spring Equinox Kekz Christmas?
>>68161363
KEK IS THE FROG?
huh ¬¬
>>68179713
SHUN THOSE WHO SEEK NOT THE TRUTH
>mohamad ali shouldve died during this fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLWYnTFz9PE
>japan is further north and east of where it used to be. never was next to korea, was further south and next to mainland china
>when did street lights become red, yellow, green instead of what i used to remember as green, yellow, red ?
>austrailia was further south and west, not as near to Indonesia as it is now
>new zealand is way further east than it was.
>sicily is much larger than it was
>nutella is owned by nestle not ferreno
>jiffy not jif
>the panama canal is no longer east to west now its north to south.
the “tank man” in Tiananmen Square was run over by a tank, though he was not.
>Borneo is enormous. Also the Indochina peninsula exists
>Denver is at the same latitude as Africa. Juneau is more south than Stockholm.
>There is literally no scientific proof that the cold causes colds. On the other hand, acupuncture is evidence-based.
>Comet tails point away from the sun, not in the opposite direction of flight
>Cold oceans are far more fertile than tropical waters
>Compasses point backwards. Ignoring that, they still do not point towards true north/south.
>You have enormous empty spaces in your skull (look up ethmoid air cells and the maxillary, frontal, and sphenoid sinuses). Also, the thymus exists and is huge.
>Nitromethane and nitrous oxide are absolutely different, and both are used in internal combustion engines, but for completely different purposes (total fuel vs oxidizer). On that note, higher "number" fuel burns WORSE
>Most modern nuclear bombs are based on fusion, not fission, as a primary energy source
>>68181920
Kekmas even?
