Post your allegiance
>>68152519
faggots
>>68153552
>libertarian
>not authoritarian
literally fag
>>68153728
>wanting the government to be the father you never had
>>68153728
There is no "should women vote" or "how do you feel about multiculturalism" questions famalam
If you ask me about babortion I'm gonna tick the kill all unborn blacks box, same with weed; it's degenerate but making it illegal isn't solving shit. Shit questions like that contribute to tests labeling me a libertarian
>>68154032
muh fellow grouchy bastard
>>68152519
link?
>>68154656
Get out
ayoo HOL UP
>>68154656
literally kill yourself
>>68154656
Kill yourself.
>>68153728
>AUTHORITARIAN
GET OUT
>>68153552
Where did you find the bottom pol compass test?
>>68153552
Where did you find all these tests?
>>68155738
https://www.16personalities.com/personality-types
http://iqtest.dk/
all I remember m9
>>68152519
I'm french so I answered what the general consensus is over there
>>68153552
>online IQ test
You should be ashamed to call yourself an NT.
FEEL
>>68156096
>raven's matrices aren't a real subtest on the WAIS
>not at all correlated to how you'll do on other subtests
>>68154734
ISideWith.com it's in the thread name greatest ally
>>68156218
kys
>>68153552
>Introverted 81%
And you want to call us faggots.
>>68154973
>>68155241
>>68155436
why so upset?
Minimum Government. Maximum Freedom
>>68157256
>putting the environment above Mankind
>implying we're not Emperors of the Earth and cannot use Nature's resources as we wish
>implying we shouldn't use animals to advance science
>>68154656
>Libertarians 82%
>Socialist 90%
What in the actual fuck
>>68153728
Authoritarians are sissy cucks who love to be dominated.
>>68157550
>implying I am not completely in favor of paving the planet
The only environmental question it gave me at all was global warming, which I said the government should address.
>>68154656
>>68152519
I like that face
>>68152519
>no Donald Trump party
>>68152519
My alignment in this quiz has changed a fucking ton since last fall.
I want to separate myself from el rato. I hate everything about that rat.
>>68154656
t. Orwell
>>68154656
Go back to le reddit XD
Oy fags solve this
https://www.onlineassessmenttool.com/1930-federal-elections/assessment-39608
https://www.onlineassessmenttool.com/1930-federal-elections/assessment-39608
https://www.onlineassessmenttool.com/1930-federal-elections/assessment-39608
I fucked up
>>68154656
>>68152519
I was kind of worried I might get something like "You side with the God Emperor on 70% of all issues"
Thankfully it was much higher. Also, fuckin Mcafee is running? Will he build a firewall?
I think this site if biased as fuck.
The only thing I disagree with /pol/ on is climate change and environmental issues. I don't really give a shit about social issues but tend towards conservatism on them.
I don't get why I get Bernie and Hillary as first choices.
Hillary is a lying cunt when it comes to climate change. So the website still says she's for taking steps to fix the problem but she covertly works for the Oil and Gas lobby.
I don't know about Bernie. He shouldn't have increased income taxes on people making less than $120k. His other stuff is mostly fine. But taxes are a big issue.
Anyway one should be cautious of these websites. They are probably biased towards a candidate and try to mislead people. Beware.
>>68159778
oh easily
>>68153728
>authoritarian
someones mommy and daddy didn't pay enough attention to them so the government needs to gib me fwee stuffz
go and earn it faggot
pt 1
>Cruz above Trump
I wish there was a "Do you support presidential candidates who lie about other candidates dropping out and Photoshop images for political ads" question.
TRIUMVERATE
What does this mean?
>>68161488
It means you'll want to build a firewall to keep the cybermexicans out.
>>68155578
also here's my thing
Can I be a libertarian if I strongly agree with certain government regulations? For example, what's the typical libertarian stance on net neutrality?
>>68152519
Too lazy to redo mine. It's almost the same as yours, but I've got 90% on Republican and 20 democratic.
>>68152519
>I want to uphold property rights for everything but you're not allowed to own too much territory so no borders for you silly statist
Fucking Lolbertarian party needs to be purged internally
Try to control yourselves
>>68154656
You know where Reddit is
>>68152519
>ISideWith.com
>>68164763
No one can beat my Trump digits
>>68152519
Also we have exactly 9 candidates again so might as well have another one of these
>>68165938
template
>>68165867
>>68165867
>>68165938
>cruz
>good
>>68166113
I had to fill in the box with someone anon :^)
He's the best of the crooked lot
muh Constitution
Ayy negroes
>>68159707
Yep. I side with John 85% didn't even know he was running
>>68165938
Hillary is definitely chaotic evil
>>68164042
Internet is free. Absolutely no restrictions or favouring this or that website.
>>68154656
>93% Green Party
GTFO
>>68167880
How is it chaotic if it's just another 8 years of Obama?
There is a terrible shortage of "HAPPENING"s with Obama
>>68168243
she will cuck the country
>>68168656
If you have a different opinion then make your own alignment chart
All you have to do is copy-paste the isidewith heads onto the template in MS Paint
"wow mcafee is in this quiz?"
and then
>>68169140
i was answering your question jackhole
I've never even fucking heard of this guy but i do like Gary Johnson.
>>68164773
I was that about a year ago. Don't worry, you'll grow up eventually.
I think i'm pretty much in the middle
I love the Socialist Party USA.
>>68170968
Probably going to go for Jill Stein (Green) or Mimi Soltysik (Socialist).
Literally fucking who? Will get party results in a minute
>>68171194
I'm very #triggered by this commie
Here ya go lads
>>68171313
Yes, I am actually a commie.
>>68171559
Fucking degenerate
>>68152519
>No NSDAP
This page sucks
>>68152519
>>68167880
>Hitler
>evil
>>68171809
shit son
Only test that matters:
>How much of a cuck are you?
http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_much_of_a_cuck_are_you_1
>>68152519
Constitution Party is elder god tier, truly a redpilled party.
>>68152519
Feels god man
>>68173191
>http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_much_of_a_cuck_are_you_1
>>68173191
I am fucking clean
>tfw Canadian
>>68174511
Degenerate
>Not siding with Gary Johnson
Really /pol/?
>>68152519
Oh, okay. That helps...
>>68173800
What is a Manchester Capitalist?
>>68176706
wat to hek????
>Constitution Party
America for Americans
>>68177062
I know that I'm a moderate, but this is fucking ridiculous.
>>68177368
be more like this please
>>68177650
Yeah, I actually look that test in November with some friends; my results were just as inconclusive.
>>68177838
who are you voting/have voted for?
how mad /pol/? :0)
>Current year
>Having less than 90% for Trump
>>68165938
>>68165973
Too lazy to photoshop
LG: Johnson
NG: Peterson
CG: McAfee
LN: Kasich
TN: Stein
CN: Trump
LE: Sanders
NE: Cruz
CE: Hill Dawg
>>68177006
Gonna go out on a limb here and say its a capitalist belief from manchester.
>>68152519
DO ANYONE OF YOU EVEN MAGA?
>>68179496
based
>>68179454
Yeah Spurdo, but how does it differ from other branches of capitalism?
>>68178041
I vote Prohibition Party every four years, so Jim Hedges this year. The election is a joke and whoever gets into office will have to butt heads with congress (normally). So, I don't really care who wins and I think it's funny that the Prohibition Party is still a thing (at least in my state, Louisiana).
At the end of the day, I just like to show that my vote went somewhere other than the two main parties. If enough people did that, then maybe things would change, but people are idiots. So...
>>68180220
I should add, as far as the main parties are concerned, I guess Kasich isn't so bad. He, however, stands no chance.
>>68152519
My family's been voting for the Democrats since they came off the boat. My great-grandfather said you could go to hell for voting Republican.
I'm not one to break with tradition.
>>68180002
It's essentially completely free trade, with absolutely no intervention from the government (so for example no taxes, no tariffs etc.), which is suppose to equal the playing field for everyone and all countries.
>>68157644
>ID LEL
>>68180664
Nice, I agree with that, actually.
pol what am i?
>>68180220
Moron. You could at least vote nationalist to build up support in the right direction.
>muh insecure american sense of humor
>>68171225
Don't you ever diss my nigga McAfee
>>68182043
>McAfee 79%
>Sanders 78%
An abomination.
>>68152519
I wasn't even trying to get this result
>>68182043
A fucking social fag.
>I know nothing about economics or markets, BUT GAY PEOPLE AND ABORTION AND RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY.
Thats the only way you could bounce between Libs and Socialists on your test,
>>68182306
i am ok with gays but i am pro life
>>68182191
What test is pic related? I havent taken that one yet.
>>68182432
Could be wrong but I'm pretty sure this might be it.
http://www.celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php
>>68182642
It is, Thanks leaf.
I dont understand. I fucking hate Ted Cruz
>>68152519
I'm honestly surprised to see Shillary in my list, but that's probably because she's in a quantum superposition of all possible political viewpoints until she's elected.
Last presidential election + this one.
>>68182642
noice
>>68154656
I think it's an OK reflection
>>68182076
>muh insecure american sense of humor
Funny, coming from a guy who's probably too insecure to vote for any third party candidate.
>muh vote matters; I can't throw it away
Spoilers: If you're voting for one of the main party candidates—even though you don't like them—then you're already throwing it away. At least I'm satisfied with my vote at the end of the day.
I'm sure it would be a little bit lower if they asked any race related questions. I was very pro gun rights and still got bernie.
master political party reporting in
>>68185733
MAGA
fuck bernie sanders
>>68185666
>John McAfee - 78%
Get out.
wat
>>68152519
>>68185733
Get out, the constitution is a fucking joke.
NO WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68188322
ted's policies aren't that bad. it's more of a personal thing for most people
>>68188488
cool pali
but I just really fucking hate rato, i'm redoing the thing to see if I misclicked something
that's better
>>68188749
>stein
JIDF detected
>>68188586
usually if youre anti establishment and 70%+ Trump. You're Trump
>>68152519
>>68188586
Rato's policies as a whole are pretty based, not as based as Trump's wall/deportation, but pretty based.
If he wasn't such an ugly malcontented slug who can't stop attacking the God Emperor, he'd make a fine VP.
>>68170262
>80% shillary
Out
>>68188925
>ugly malcontented slug
I'm dismayed Hillary is this high for me 2bh
how much of a degenerate am i, pole?
BASED RESULTS
######CRUZMISSILE
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UK version
>>68190887
>>68152519
Rate and hate.
Post political themes.
r8 h8 deb8
>>68191000
About %95
>>68152519
>>68192710
>>68152519
fucking tea party and libertarian plebs ITT
>>68192851
The weird part about the first theme is that I'm an atheist. I feel like what it judges as 'religious' is just general conservatism.
>>68193084
OK then you Cuckservative. Libertarians, constitutionalists, and the Alt-Right is going to replace you within 10 years, so have fun with that.
Cuck.
>>68193278
This one was more or less what I expected.
>>68193278
>Libertarians, constitutionalists, and the Alt-Right is going to replace you within 10 years
what world do you live in?
>>68193339
I expected to be more anti regulation on this one too be honest.
>>68193361
This one
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ny/new_york_republican_presidential_primary-4222.html
http://reason.com/blog/2016/03/08/the-libertarian-moment-is-so-over-that-l
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/20/as-donald-trump-overthrows-the-old-order-a-look-at-the-new-order-the-ten-ideologies-of-america/
The future that is Trump as president and Rand Paul as senate majority leader is coming like a freight train, and you can't stop it.
Bye, Bye, Kasich, We won't miss you.
>>68160301
Actually it's more like
>Fucking degenerates need to be put in their place, and stop all their lefty bullshit
I like fascism, but without all the nanny state gibs me dats
>>68183703
>left-liberal
>low authority
>high fairness
lel, what the fuck is this bullshit
#cruzmissle
>>68156096
>criticizes online IQ tests
>believes in horoscope-tier personality tests
>>68152519
Am I American enough?
JUST
>>68173191
PARTY:
http://www.isidewith.com/results/2125947164
PRESIDENT:
http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/2125947164
>tfw he can't make Australia great again too
I'm pleased with this.
>>68173191
I wasn't even trying to get 0%
>>68154656
What exactly are the green party's political stances?
muh freedoms
>>68196417
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>pic related
>>68198281
>>68153728
Do you even know what libertarian means or are you assuming it means crybullies?
Holy shit, is this man attractive or what!
Never even heard of him before. What the fuck?
Guess it's official.
Trump is definately Stumped.
>>68154656
Fuck off, holy shit.
>>68197392
Mostly Left-leaning Linertarian nowadays. Back when Nader was always their candidate it was a cluster fuck, though.
>>68197392
Globalism, killing millions of jobs for muh enviroment, massive taxation (Canada's Green Party wants to increase income tax by 30% as well as cut annual rebates), eugenics, and Eco-Fascism (literring would have a massive penalty, such as imprisonment)
They're fucking psycho.
>>68201628
>>68201234
Is littering acceptable to you? Does the concept of bettering the human gene pool bother you?
>>68202247
I'm against littering morally, however just like spitting, I don't believe you should be jailed for it.
How about that? You damn radicalist faggot.
>>68201525
super based
We shitposters crave the freedom that burgers have. Please don't throw them away.
Save me