Only countries that know what is this and how it works can post in this thread.
Daily reminder that if your country doesn't have these at all, you're not white, and neither is your country.
A bidet? Guess Brazil is white now.
>>68133734
Yes, brazil is white.
Had this in Lebanon. It's great
>>68133401
Sigh, it's a bidet.
That's a huge sink
>>68133401
ayyyyy lmaooo
>>68134620
4 u
>water pressure too high
>shit water splashes over the entire room
>water pressure too low
>shit water streams down your legs
very nice
>>68134761
This. Toilet paper is better.
>>68134761
are you retarded? do you not know how to USE A FUCKING BIDET?
>>68133401
oh god i miss that, if someday i can afford a home i would definetely build one in
>>68133401
so since Korea and japan have toilet that directly wash your ass with a water jet and so have it next level, does that mean korea is whiter than you ?
Don't answer that, even china is whiter than any italian nowadays.
Fucking italian niggers
i thought bidets shot upwards, so that a woman could straddle it and wash the boogers out of her haha.
that thing looks like you back up to it and stick it in your ass.
>>68133401
I thought bidet were supposed to come out from under toilet and spray upward
>>68134958
even italians hate italians, just look at the emigration numbers, more italians living outside italy than in italy
>>68134416
This scares the Indian
>>68135010
oh, ok. now i understand. pic related explains everything.
>>68134958
What's with all these medpacks hating pizzas ?
>not timing your shits right before taking a shower
>>68133401
tbqh nowadays I only use it to manually wash a piece of cloth or my feet from time to time
>>68135362
i guess you have to practice a while to be able to handle the controls with your buttcheeks.
>>68133401
We have them, but no one likes them and as such you never see them
Many southern european countries can't use toilet paper because the pipes are too small. Literally Mexico tier
>>68133401
Do u wash clothes in it ?
>>68133401
what the fucking hell does a bidet do that cant be accomplished with toilet paper?
>>68135601
>Many southern european countries can't use toilet paper because the pipes are too small. Literally Mexico tier
I can understand having tiny sewer pipes in mexico because of the diareah, but in a normal country how do large turds make it down a pipe that can't handle toilet tissue?
>>68135362
u sit the other way around
that bitch doesnt know shit
>>68134891
>>68135719
nothing
thats why you use toilet paper plus pic related
>>68135719
What the fucking hell does toilet paper do that can't be accomplished with your hands ?
>>68135896
ha ha ha that's hilarious. very good spain.
next you will tell me that you sit backwards on a toilet and hug the tank.
lol. i love this board.
>>68135978
>>68135719
>doing a rimjob to your princess after wiping it with paper instead of a full clean with soap and water
u sure would, dumbass
you niggas are completely out of touch with reality
than again this is 4chan
If someone took a shit on your chest, would you just drag a few sheets of paper over it and be done?
Of course not. You'd fucking scour that shit until you bled.
Paper is a hilariously ineffective way of ass cleaning, and bidets are as close as we can get to cleaning up after ourselves short of taking a shower.
>>68135796
Well you're not supposed to flush the poo either
You wrap it in paper and toss it in a trashcan that looks like the ones for tampons.
I've encountered this in Italy, Greece, and Spain
>>68133401
My parents bought this, they use it to wash their feets
>>68133401
>Italian
>White
>>68136127
we had one of those in our family home, you gonna tell me how to use it?
>>68133401
That right there is the gore washing station at my local bacon factory.
You see the split hogs come in and they are supposed to be cleaned and sprayed out w/ a high pressure hose that has some sanitizer in it but whoever works at the actual slaughterhouse hires lazy mexicans.
Every once in a while you slide a hog through a giant saw you hit a leftover spleen or something, maybe a huge cyst or tumor and get showered in disgusting goop.
THAT is to clean off you and/or your now very mad coworker.
MMMMM bacon.
>>68136212
so, when the can gets full (lord god) what do you do with it? put it out by the curb?
how do you use it? stick it in your cornhole and fill your bowels with water then shit it all out?
isn't that how an enema works
forgive me, I just wetwipe my asshole and hate anything to do with poop and buttholes
would regular enemas make me a cleaner person? less ass stink? better cleaner faster shits?
i need to know for science
>>68133401
>Italy
ok Northern Africa
>>68136739
the same way you use your shower, just focused on your ass and genitals.
>>68133401
The fuck is that?
>>68136212
>I've encountered this in Spain
sure you have
I just use the three Nokia brand sea shells
You barbarians
>>68137323
poo in basket
>>68135010
That's exactly what I was thinking. How would you even use that one?
>>68137639
you fill it with water and then sit on it and clean yourself with soap and a sponge. I think 99% of population use it to put their feet in hot water instead
I assume there's a certain sturdiness to it?
>>68133401
reporting in, pretty muchmost of my friends with a house got em
Americans don't poop.
>>68138036
>pretty much most of my friends with a house got em
i take it your gypsy friends don't have running water?
I carried baby wiped in India. I would never use these buckets.
>>68135719
If you get shit on your arm, do you just wipe with paper?
>>68138782
>If you get shit on your arm,
you are doing it wrong.
>>68133401
A sink for midgets?
>>68138246
This
>>68133401
How do Italians brush their teeth with a sink so close to the ground?
>>68133401
I have a bidet
>>68138782
americans are full of shit 24/7 anyway, they wouldnt notice.
>>68137909
solid like a toilet, similar in size and construction but a bit lower and bigger
>>68135371
kek
>>68134901
Rob Schneider, I want to murder you.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rBI8uCKi2lI
>>68133401
got to have a way of cleaning your arse so jamal can put his dick up it, right? we all know you latin types swing both ways anyway.
>>68138973
They plug in the ass and then wait until the water travels all the way up to the mouth
>>68136739
>would regular enemas make me a cleaner person? less ass stink? better cleaner faster shits?
No. Do not do enemas unless necessary. They can fuck with your system.
>>68139545
Define "necessary". I feel like you are being a bit judgmental.
>>68139917
Medically necessary or if there are other reasons you wish to do it, it should be infrequent. Regular enema usage screws up gut flora populations (those helpful bacteria that live in your gut and are necessary for life) and can build dependency (as in you can have trouble shitting without an enema).
So i'm supposed to shit in the loo, then stand up and wash my ass with that? If that's what being white means i'd rather be a brown savage
>>68140275
>Medically necessary
TRIGGERED. this is a patriarchal concept.
>>68141146
>that flag
>i'd rather be a brown savage
I've got news for you.....
>all these frustrated burgers yelling "haaa i-italy is n-not w-white" with their asses full of shit and flies
>>68133401
Can someone explain exactly how to use this? Do you use a cloth or your hands to scrub with the water? I have seen some that are jets of water that spray you, so I assume those do it via water pressure, but the basin style ones would require you to use your hands to clean yourself with the water.
Do you dry with a cloth after? Toilet paper doesn't do well when wet, so that would seem like a bad choice to dry yourself. If it is a towel, is it a communal one or do you have a bunch and they just go in a hamper after use?
>>68136739
>hate anything to do with poop and buttholes
You're not fooling anyone, German. It's your national obsession.
>>68141643
Why is this so hard to grasp ?
You sit however you want, use the water ( and if you're daring even the liquid soap ) to clean your ass like if you were in a shower and then dry up with your ass-rug
>>68141643
>Do you dry with a cloth after?
speaking of which: do civilized people use a bath towel just once, and put it with the things to be laundered, or do they hang it up and use it the next day? meaning, if you dry your ass and your face...
when I was a kid our family of six had maybe three or four towels that stayed in the bathroom for at least a week, and everybody used them.
THIS THING HAS MULTIPURPOSE USE
>>68133401
On school excurions we used those to keep our beer chilled
>>68142010
Do you even have designed towels there to begin with ?
You obviously don't use your ass-towel to dry your fucking face too, and since there's no shit stuck in your ass cheeks ( because you cleaned it instead of smearing shit around with paper ) you are literally drying water
Bath .,. Fountain .. Cat bed .. Sink ..
>>68142441
even bath
>>68142010
I use my towel several times but I don't use it to floss my ass crack. I use tp or a tissue for that.
>>68141907
ah but i am lad
I'm merican.
I usually time my shits so i shower right after
If i have water shits though, and I don't shower after, my ass leaks yellow buttleak throughout the next couple hours and maybe a whole day depending on the severity. leaving me smelling like shit if I don't wipe it all the time.
I'm skinny as fuck too. probably a gluten intolerance.
see why i hate poop though? and buttholes and shitting and anything related?
>>68142004
>Why is this so hard to grasp ?
I just want to know the preferred methodology. Trying to learn how to be civilized.
>>68142441
You use the toilet for that.
Many months before.
>>68142938
>If i have water shits though, and I don't shower after, my ass leaks yellow buttleak throughout the next couple hours and maybe a whole day depending on the severity. leaving me smelling like shit if I don't wipe it all the time.
if this happens often, I would work on my diet and maybe see a specialist. you don't want your digestive system to be out of whack too much.
>>68133401
Had one in my parents' house.
>>68136204
Baby wipes tho
>>68133401
I know what is it but I don't know how to use it. Anyway It seems absolutely disgusting on the first view. I think it isn't good when you feel stream of something liquid targeting directly in your ass hole. It's kind of homo, I suppose.
>>68133401
I accidentally shit in the bidet in Belgium on vacation...
I didnt know what it was
when I left people were shouting :(
>>68143377
Fucking African / Indian tier behaviour there burger
>>68143353
>you obviously need to point the jet directly into your butthole at maximum pressure
No russia, you are the gay
>>68143511
Do you really care that I shit in a belgian bidet
Its not like I took a fat dump in a nether-det
>>68143377
>I accidentally shit in the bidet in Belgium on vacation...
In one of Henry Miller's Tropic books he took an Indian friend to a whorehouse in france, and then something something and then "two huge turds were floating in the bidet".
>>68143590
Depends, was it in Flanders or degenerate Wallonia?
>>68134416
This confuse the indian
>>68133401
What the fuck is that ? Am I a nigger ?
>>68133401
I don't need a fucking sink to rinse shit particles off my butt crack to be white.
>>68138419
>dont talk to me or my son ever again.jpg
I was my penis every morning with the bidet. So it's always clean and fresh. After I take a shit, you just basically clean with toilet paper, and then, you sit on the bidet. Turn on the water (very slow) and take some soap. Then start cleaning. It's a quite easy operation. After that, your ass is clean, fresh. Take a towel and dry all your butt. Takes 1 minute or less.
Being clean is the first symptom of being civilized. That's why the first thing Romans did in each place they conquered, was bathrooms.
I consider anyone that uses a fucking a bidet a 80 year old white grandma
>>68144552
I've been in a couple european homes in the past couple of years, I never saw a bidet. Maybe it's an Italian beta male thing now a days.
>>68133401
Actually, when I was young my parents had one. Ever since we moved from that house we've never had one though.
My yacht used to have these but my stupid fucking family thought they were for shitting in so I had them taken out
>>68135362
I'm turned on, post more.
>>68144968
Newer houses don't have a bidet because it's a waste of space, it's been replaced by bidet showers
>>68133401
entäs pillupuhelin?
>mfw I pissed in one becuase I thought it was some bizzare European style urinial
>>68144717
This. Bidets are effeminate as fuck.
>>68144968
>Maybe it's an Italian beta male thing now a days.
I bet this is what indians tell each other
>>68143511
lol those stink lines
