I'm sitting in my university's dining hall wearing my MAGA hat and these two Carls are talking about how lame our God Emperor is.
I think my hat triggered them.
>>68132455
aaahahaha niggas look the same
>>68132455
Who cares? You are sitting alone shitposting while they are enjoying the company of their friends. Do you really think they care about some loser in a "PAY ATTENTION TO ME" hat other than a quick topic for a lighthearted conversation?
>>68132721
are you better than all of this leaf
don't you have somewhere else to be? like r9k telling virgins to "be yourself"
>>68132721
>A LEAF
>>68132721
>talking out loud so that they'll be heard by others
>>68132721
I'm not sitting alone, though.
Why don't you be the alpha Trump wants you to be and engage them and refute their claims of how Trump is bad.
Not like they will throw any hardballs at you, I guarantee their first point will be he is racist.
You might even make that qt a little wet in the process.
>>68132455
Rape that girl.
>>68132455
How was your huge plate of fritos, you fat fuck?
>>68133021
>qt
Are you fucking blind?
>>68132455
Laugh hard whenever they say something stupid. Be obnoxious the longer they stay, fist pound the table, my sides, they actually believe that, etc
Theyll leave pissed but only because they feel stupid.
>>68133196
Is it reddit time or is it kiddie time because of spring break? I'm just curious which one you're from.
>>68133196
I'm 150lb and my plate only has a handful of Fritos on it. I had a turkey sandwich beforehand.
>>68133315
Why are you eating shit carbs and sodium like that?
>>68132455
Cuck them and steal their female friend. Ask her if she wants to MAGA.
>>68133389
because fuck you that's why
>>68132985
Then get off your phone and talk to them faggot.
>>68133470
>female
>>68133389
Nigga carbs are what give you the energy to get through the day like goddamn nigga don't buy into the carbs are evil myth. You know what actually fucks you up? High fructose corn syrup, and high amounts of sugar in general.
>>68133491
Enjoy your high blood pressure you dumb fuck.
>>68133315
>fritos
>sandwich = bread
>2015 and still eating the 4kcals per gram jew
>>68133315
>eats bread
ur prolly a 145 ripped lean
#gigles
>>68132721
Came here to post this. Based leaf telling it like it is and exposing trumptards for the autists that they are.
>>68133562
From a fucking turkey sandwich???
>>68132455
sd?
>>68133523
eat evvrything youns c all carbs are not equal +sodium =bloat much carbs.protien.fat. keep it lean keep it clean hahaha
>>68133523
Hes eating deep fried carbs you dumb fuck there is a difference
>>68133654
From the fucking fritos you fucking subhuman
Why are you faggots arguing about my carb intake? I ate a turkey sandwich on wheat bread and a handful of Fritos that I'm not even going to finish.
>>68132455
Carls are mass produced by a factory owned by George Soros.
>>68133523
Consuming large amounts of carbs will make you gain weight.
>>68133875
Carbs somehow trigger fatties into an incoherent rage. I really can't explain it, it is like they get jealous that people can actually eat carbs and be healthy but they cannot.
>>68133196
>>68133389
>>68133562
>>68133603
>>68133613
>>68133726
>>68133788
>>68133832
>All this bullshit over some kid having a side of chips with his sandwich.
>>68132721
kek, this
>>68133875
Did you really need to eat the fritos fatty?
>>68132721
Now I'm imagining one of the Carls seeing this thread and just being disgusted at the creepiness of OP; not to mention the awesome carbs derail...
>>68132455
Hey OP what school do you go to?
>>68134408
The University of Georgia
>>68134576
My cousin goes there! Stay put! What dining hall is it? I'm gonna have her come take a picture of anyone in a MAGA hat so we can get a good look at your lonely mug.
The girl is like, "I wish I was being pounded by MAGA cock instead of these cucks..."
>>68133726
>English
>>68133925
I bet you can't even bench lmao2pl8
>>68134709
I'm at Bolton.
And for the last time, I'm sitting with my friend.
Top fucking autism bud
>>68134709
>Takes hat off after reading this post
>>68132455
>the girl
>her joy and optimism : gone
>being around low energy males
Sad for all parties involved.
>>68132455
My friends dragged me to C2E2 and at the Cards Against Humanity panel there was a classic Nu-Male who wanted a Hanukkah card expansion signed. He was wearing a Bernie Sanders button.
Also.
Which one of you fucks shuted out "Hiter Literally did nothing wrong" and "Next time the Nazis inavde France?"
>>68134090
Only if you live a sedentary lifestyle. You actually need carbs to burn for fuel, something you probably know little about. Have you ever seen how much professional body builders eat?
>>68132455
A glitch in the Matrix.
>>68135168
I know guess she will just have to go on a date with Jamal or Tyrone like Professor Goldberg said.
>>68132455
>I have so few qualities that I make my political stance a part of my personality and look
Your food looks like shit, too.
>>68132455
This has got to be one of the most cringe worthy threads I've seen on /pol/. Why are you taking pictures of people you don't know, creep?
>>68132455
VIRGINIA TECH?
>>68135458
Says the loser who can't even get a MAGA hat in his socialist country getting destroyed by rapefugees.
>>68132455
You're eating alone with a Trump hat
Congratulations for failing at life and embracingautism
>>68132455
>be too sperg/scared to engage in an actual real life debate.
>i-i-ill just take a picture and show it to /pol/, t-tha'll show them!!
Kek
>>68132455
Most likely youre trying to get a rise out of those cucks and sat next to them knowing theyd get triggered. In this case they're not doing anything.
>>68135458
It's just a fucking hat
>>68133021
>arguing with 2 liberal cuck nu-males
What a waste of time.
>>68135679
They sat down about 20 minutes after my friend and I got here.
>>68132721
>>68132721
OP BTFO
>>68132721
... do you often still alone, feeling jealous of the human touch?
If so you should get a life and stop shilling for kikesanders all day.
I am not jealous of weak blue pilled friends who bring nothing to the table.
>>68133270
I love your brand of sissy ass passive aggression.
>>68135732
>my friend and I
citation needed damage controlling autist
>>68135478
Because that is what the entire lereddit website is built on.
Did you know that the laws in the US say that whatever your eye can legally see, the camera can legally capture? There is no expectation of privacy against a photograph taken in public.
It is not considered creepy by anybody but you, or we'd have no lereddit at all.
>>68135571
Those hats are as obnoxious as the political bumper stickers people put on their cars. You are an insecure attention seeking faggot.
t. a Trump Voter
>>68135571
>Hey /pol/ make fun of these obvious nerds for their political stances so I feel better about sitting here posting on a South Korean anal bleaching forum all alone
>bitching about carbs
I had no idea we had so many women posting here
>>68135869
Taking pictures of people you don't know and putting them on the Internet unbeknownst to them is degenerate and creepy you fucking autist.
The qt there doesn't appear to be full of joy, what with being in the company of a pair of cucks, I presume.
You should ask her out and then convince her to vote for Trump.
>>68132455
THEY ALL ROOK SAME
>>68136165
>tfw no bbc
>>68133315
>150 lb
Either you're an insecure manlet or youre some kind tall lanky freak.
Every 2 minutes slightly turn your hat without them noticing.
>>68136301
I'm 5"8' and am in fine shape.
>>68133875
You do realize most of this thread is reddit shills right? They're going hard today since it's the weekend and they have no school and they don't work because they're twelve.
>>68136301
Or he's just average weight and height? 150 is average for an adult male
This thread's whack. Delete this shit.
>>68136165
She has a pen in her hand, she's doing fucking homework and she clearly doesn't want to be doing it like any normal student.
You guys read way too much into shit.
Lol at eating alone in public
>>68136391
>5'8"
>>68134576
This makes sense, our school is so cucked. What's funny is literally everywhere else in GA. besides college towns and ATL is full of redpilled people. Just fuck our future up with liberal school propaganda senpai
>>68136391
>5'8"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68136391
>fine shape
>eating alone
>passive aggressively starting shit with your fat
>trying to impress /pol/
>eating deep fried carbs
Sure you are anon. Sure you are.
>>68132721
Spotted the 3rd Carl.
>>68136391
>5"8'
When will they learn?
>>68136558
>>68136599
>>68136640
He said 5"8'. That's fucking tall.
>>68132721
I'd rather be alone that sit with a group of cuck leftist libtards
I've been away killing Englishmen down south for a few days. Can someone explain what this 'Carl' meme is?
>>68132455
So instead of debating with them, you passive-aggressively take their picture and post it in this echo chamber simply to reaffirm your own beliefs. YOU SURE SHOWED THEM.
>>68137164
Oh yeaaahh thats totally the reason you have no friends. Riiiight its cause everyones a leftist. totally man you have no friends because you chose to sure thing man
>>68132455
>that embarrassed look on that girl
She's just waiting to be dragged away from those tossers by an actual man.
>>68137361
>I'd rather suck cock than be single
>>68136488
>she elects to do homework while with her "friends"
Yeah no, every time my gf "needed" to do homework we ended up talking and/or doing other stuff instead
>>68137642
When I was in college, I knew several people who never did homework in their dorm because there were too many distractions and instead did it in the cafeteria and the library.
>>68132455
WHY DO ALL NU MALES LOOK THE SAME?!
>>68132455
This is a longshot, but are you at Wash U in St Louis?
>>68134881
I can bench 1pl8. i.e. I can do a pushup
>>68137810
>When I was in college
and that's where i stopped reading, grandpa.
>I'm sitting alone talking to stangers on /pol/ because I have no friends
>>68136391
>5"8'
when will they learn
>>68137361
whats your excuse?
>Those glasses
Every fucking time. They must be part of the anti-Trump starter kit
>>68138119
I'm 27, average pol age is early 30s.
>>68132455
Huh my dining hall has the same napkin dispenser. Nice.
>>68138578
Oh shit, I didn't even realize I made that mistake until now.
>>68139249
Lol, I thought you were 5 inches 8 foot.
Shrek joined the party!
>>68132455
>The "girl" is busy texting chad while her beta orbiters are virtue signalling in a contest to see who will get to buy her next pair of shoes.
>>68140190
kek, called it. She's perked up now that he's here.
You can't see him in the picture, but there is an Asian guy sitting next to Shrek.
>>68132455
What's with these fucking glasses? I can't take it anymore!
just curious, is this ECV?
looks just like it
>>68140547
Bolton
>>68132721
It's lonely at the top, bitch nigga
>>68140565
Where is that trophy case at? Is it in the hearth room?
also what major are you?
>>68140712
It's in the hearth room. I'm an international affairs major.
>>68140800
>>68140800
ahahaha fucking manlet affairs
>This autistic fuck with no friends sitting in the end seat
OP, you're pathetic and everyone is laughing at you.
>>68132721
Rare Canadian outburst. Savage.
Apologies from the rest of us. I'm sure that she only meant it in a bantzing kind of way. And not the way that it sounded. And came across.
Look at the frumpy ass girl they are chilling with. Even she doesn't give a shit about their conversation
>>68140892
I'm studying with a friend, you'd know that if you actually read the thread.
Also, the Asian guy is actually a poo in the loo.
>>68132455
I swear, these cucks are genetically engineered somewhere.
They all look identical.
>>68141157
Prove it, nigger.
They are all very ugly people.
>>68141157
Make your friend's arms visible in your next picture.
We all know you're a loner with no friends and are attention-whoring on the internet
>>68132721
Came here to post this. OP is a loner and takes pictures of other people enjoying themselves
This is my school. I'm heading down to the cafeteria right now. Prepare to get your ass kicked, you fucking racist sissyboy.
This is gonna be so good.
>>68141631
This is why I hate going out to eat, that Salad looks sad as fuck.
>>68141631
I need more than that, OP.
Give me one with his cock in your boipussy.
>>68141631
Nice selfie, now show us your "friend".
>>68132455
>taking a shaky wonky photo sneakily
>g....guys...im scared
stand up, tell them to smile for Trump and take a confident photo of them and tell them you are taking the piss out of them on 4chan.
>>68141631
>athens
kek
>>68132721
Leafman got a point
>>68132721
a fucking leaf
>>68141932
This.
Say something to them, OP!
>>68142071
>implying you're not a three-armed-freak taking another selfie
You're not convincing anyone, buddy.
>>68142071
Tell your buddy to either grow a fucking man's beard or shave.
I get so tired of seeing these in between shadow beards.
>>68142071
Why are you wearing a racist hat
>>68142071
>All these people wearing hats inside, at the table
Want to know how to spot someone with no class?
>>68142420
>how to spot someone with no class
Is it those outside of the classroom?
>>68133832
>fritos
>high blood pressure
m8, you have to eat many bags of fritos for this to even happen. and I mean many.
>>68142420
They're just Americans.
>>68142420
I used to work at Bolton. We had to wear hats at all time lol
>>68142514
How many many are we talkin here, punk bitch
>>68132721
i can't see the rest of the table, how do you know he isn't just shitposting while his friends are off getting food?
>projecting your insecurities onto others
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>68142071
>bitchboy hands
>>68142420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1bGuiHHs
>>68136516
leafbitch can't get nomnoms unless one of his friends are there to hold his hand
Holy fucking god this shit got autistic fast as hell.
>2 carls
>bread discussion
>manlets when will they learn
>there's no way you're with a friend.
>>68140915
lol syrup niggers are just angrier swedes how the fuck is it rare anymore?
>>68132721
My god why are Canadians so fucking bunk lately, I have not noticed how shitty you people are before.
Die in a car fire.
>>68142071
Posting pics of a"ffriend" on 4chan, either a newfag or a cunt. What a buddyfuckers.
>>68145289
I've been on here for at least seven years.
OP why don't you just debate them and show they how retarded they are. That girl looks desperate for a non-beta to show up.
>>68132455
>>68132721
poor OP sitting alone with no other MAGA-boy to talk to ;(
>>68146266
Then you should know better, I hope he gets doxxed by a redditfag and they push his shit because of your blatant faggotry. Faggot.
>>68132721
You got served OP, delete this thread before it's too late.
>>68134162
/fit/ was a mistake
>>68132721
This
Trumpfags are so fucking cringey.
>>68146556
I'm going to another dining hall now, will update if I see more Carls.
Stop giving OP a hard time you fucking idiots. I enjoyed your pics OP. Those guys look like carbon copy fags.
