A boy in Punjab state of India was arrested because he built a toilet and brought it to school.
He was told by the teachers that it is a "witch inviting device." and should be dealt with very carefully.
The boy Pajeet said this wasn't his first invention and won't be he last, previously he had soldered a CPU.
>>68110696
HAHAHAHA
Source?
That moment when Indians on /pol/ start to experience designated shitting street guilt
IMPRISON THOSE WHO INSULT DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS.
>>68110696
Is this the equivalent of clock boy in the US?
>Any way we can send him a bunch of fre toilet paper?
>>68110696
Oh Pajeet. Epic. Never change.
>He said that he wanted to spread awareness regarding cleanliness, and wanted to destroy the myth of the "toilet witch."
> He has been sent to hospital for psychiatric evaluation.
>The head psychiatrist Mr. Poodoo Patel said that the state of mind of the kid was 'disturbing' to say the least.
>>68110696
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
>>68110696
How the fuck do you "build" a toilet.
The entire building would need plumbing unless it was some sort of porta potty.
inb4 poo in loo
>>68110772
Hacker known as 4chan. It's a developing story.
>>68110696
>>68110924
made me smile
He obviously bought the toilet at RadioShack and took of the lid, but he got a tweet from Trudeau saying "nice loo pajeet wanna bring it to the maple house?"
>>68110696
He should have just made a clock instead.
>>68110981
BUILT TOILET
>>68110696
Cool toilet, pajeet. want to bring it by the white house?
>>68110696
>posted by an Indian
This is what happens when you learn to laugh at yourself
>>68110696
nice bait
>>68110874
Yes the boys parents are thinking about raising toilet papers. It will be known as the pajeet poo fund.
They will supply toilet papers and disposable loos to people who cannot afford them.
So most likely 70% of the country. It will be the biggest scheme of it's kind.
>>68110924
Literally what the fuck? Remove those fucking idiots from their positions. Indians have numbers so they can do that type of shit heh
>>68110981
>holy shit
This is diamond tier.
>>68111191
He's joking you retard
>>68111168
noice proxy,how did you find spare time from spamming pics of black cocks on /b/?
>>68111298
That is offensive, please remove.
>On further investigation the boy was found to be obsessed with toilet witches, and found a toy. (picture inserted).
India has banned such toys effective immediately.
>>68110696
FUKKEN TRAITOR
GET EM OUT
OUT
OUT
The arrests comes after Prime Minister announced the Clean India movement.
Swachh Bharat Abhiyan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swachh_Bharat_Abhiyan
Over one and half year ago.
People are speculating as to how serious the government is to implement it's plan.
Other experts believe that the move by Punjab government was a political stunt to woo the voters in the coming state election.
>>68111461
Holy crap, very scary.
The designated street is the safer option.
I think India needs a campaign to spread awareness of the dangers of constructing 'witch inviting devices'.
>>68110696
This was to be kept confidential, idiot!
Delete this!!
Paneer will have to change his name now
>>68111872
Sorry sempai, I had to let the world know.
>>68111191
>Being this thick
You should be used as tank armor.
>>68110696
No plumbing needed thanks to crapphu the great shit eating god
>>68110696
Jesus fucking Christ my side ow why do you do this pajeet.
All this needs is a carlos joke or some off-the-wall aussie banter to wrap up the thread.
>>68110924
what the fuck? indians on /pol/?
didn't all of you leave?
>>68110696
Has he been invited to the brown house yet?
>>68110696
http://sheekyforums.com/thread/53331429/politics/punjab-boy-in-india-arrested-for-building-toilet.html
>>68110696
>cool toilet pajeet
>>68113128
alright, then we have work to do
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>>68113134
Yes Obama, and Indian Prime minister have said it was a cool toilet and invited them to their respective residence.
>>68113387
lel
>Wears hat
>Builds stuff
Anyone else seeing this shit?
>>68110696
Nice proxy brandon
>>68110924
Do people really believe in a toilet witch?
>>68114837
Yes. 9 out of 11 people believe in toilet witches.
>>68113002
Don't be so intolerant Muhammad, you're a Swede now, act like one.
>>68114393
POO
BUILD THE LOO
MAKE INDIA GREAT AGAIN
>>68114889
I see you brandon
>>68115229
LOO.
:DDDDDDDDDD
>>68110924
>Mr Poodoo Patel
>>68115290
U saying what you basterd son of bich?
>>68110696
Good riddance, he should not have fallen prey to western culture.
>>68115657
>implying squatting isn't the best method of shiting
>>68110696
PLEASE BE REAL I NEED THIS
He's the sort of person they want at MIT.
>>68110696
The Indian lrime minister issued out this tweet:
>Lovely loo, Pajeet. Want to bring it to the brown house? We should inspire more kids like you to like advanced defecation technology. It's what makes India great.
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>>68116018
I have to agree with you on this one, Pajeet.
The reason why I got a squat toilet was that my best bro's GF is a landwhale, and I fucking detest her in secret. A squat toilet is one my ways to fuck with her. She has LITERALLY stopped coming over for long visits, as she can't properly take a shit or piss without almost having a heart attack.
>>68110696
COOL LOO AHMED
>>68116196
>the brown house
KEK
>>68116228
>A squat toilet is one my ways to fuck with her. She has LITERALLY stopped coming over for long visits, as she can't properly take a shit or piss without almost having a heart attack.
my sides.
>>68116196
yes, can confirm it's true. The Brown house is going to host Pajjet.
current indian prime minister is /fa/ af
>>68116609
Yeah and he is anti muslim so that's a plus.
>>68110696
hahahahahaha
how the fuuck did he bring a toilet
>>68110924
Toilet witch kek
>>68116196
HAHAHAHA THE BROWN HOUSE
>>68116196
jesus kek
>>68110696
>>68110924
>>68111168
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>>68111710
Why are Indian posters becoming based? Did the poo in loo maymays drive off the easily butthurt Indians?
>>68117409
>actual indian is based
>meanwhile diasporafags get butthurt of his bants
>>68117409
>Did the poo in loo maymays drive off the easily butthurt Indians?
Yes, all the butthurt keks went to reddit, specifically /r/india. It's too leftist for /pol/ .
Cool toilet Pajeet.
>>68110696
DELETE
THIS
>>68117576
Leftist scum mods have taken over /r/India.
>>68114837
The indian government build toilets all over, but people never use them. Instead they offer flowers and worship it to avoid it's wrath. Hinduism for you, even muslims used toilets in india 1000 years ago.
>>68110924
he was poltard who was getting harrased by "poo loo meme". he could not take it anymore.
>>68110696
Maybe it was a Designated Shitting School.
>>68110696
Its too bad this is a troll. I could really see it being true, and I wish it was.
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>>68118017
yea man fucking chutiyas. I'm on the other sub now, which doesn't cater to the PC bullshit.
>>68110696
So he brought a bucket to school ?
>>68118427
pretty much, yah.
>>68110924
>>68118347
indianews... :)
inb4 archived. last bump to spread awareness.
>>68118977
Its shit too
>>68120850
man it's still way way better than /r/india bc. that place is infested by SJW.
someone made IndianRightWing but there aren't many people there. Nor there are many posts.
>>68118639
laffin