Drumpf:
>"I'm worth $10 billion"
Forbes:
>~$4.5 billion?
Drumpf:
>"immigrants -- you have to go back!"
Fact:
>Trump Tower built by Polish immigrant cheap labour
Drumpf:
>"McCain isn't a war hero... he got captured"
Facts:
>Drumpf -- the 5-time draft dodger
Drumpf:
>"I have Christian values"
Fact:
>repeated incestuous insinuations relating to his daughters
Drumpf:
>"I'm a very successful business person"
Fact:
>born into money; 4 failed casinos; a fail university; failed Scottish golf course investments; could be 2~3 times richer had he just floated his families company on the S&P
Drumpf:
>blames his largely low-IQ, white, male constituents' "loser" predicament on immigrants and the wealthy (...just his kind of 'wealthy')
Hitler:
>blames Germany's ills on judes
Drumpf:
>"I want to punch them (protesters)"
Drumpf:
>"I do not incite violence"
Drumpf:
>"I have small hands, but a big cock"
Biology:
>"small appendages are 40% correlated to a small penises"
On a scale of 1- to -100, what level of retardation does one need to stoop to in order to qualify a vote for Drumpf?
>>68104786
>"I have Christian values"
This is the funniest one. Casinos are not enough; he put strip clubs inside them to achieve full hypocrisy.
You have to be beyond retarded to think Trump would be an honest president.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoOPgeTMQc
>>68104786
stopped reading when you left 'illegal' out of 'illegal immigrants'. fuck off you braindead sheep. nobody is calling for a zero immigrant policy. I do sincerely hope a cassowary fucks you up something proper though
>>68104786
Fun fact.
Trump didn't hire the Polish immigrants to build his tower. The contractor who Trump hired to do the work, an independent entity, is the one who hired said workers.
>>68104786
get off your proxy or get out of my country faggot
>>68104786
>Drumpf
the most desperate attempt at derailing Trumps campaign.
Oliver needs to get roughed up and thrown out of my country for his disrespect of our election process.
>>68104992
thats a fake.
everyone with an official MAGA hat knows it has a MADE IN USA label
>>68104786
>Cuckstralian shitposting
>>68104786
>using Forbes as a source of """"information"""""
>australian flag
i don't think i'll bother reading the rest of your bait post
>>68104987
Drumpf:
"She had coming out of her eyes... and out of her you-know-what...(!)"
U.K. female interviewer:
>"He wanted to date me... then made up lies that I propositioned him and stalked him!"
Interviewer:
>"Did you proposition him?"
U.K. female interviewer:
>"In his dreams!"
Ivana Drumpf:
>"He raped me"
>"When I came out of the bedroom in the morning he asked: 'Did it hurt?'
(*sworn testimony)
>>68105133
try watching the attached LINK TO THE LETTERMAN INTERVIEW
>>68104786
Low energy thread
>>68104786
I bet you're melbournian, too.
>"Drumpf was riled by his father to be a 'killer'."
>"He loved to fight as a kid"
>"He's not a stable man -- not someone you want with his hands on the nuclear football"
(Drumpf documentary)
Here's Drumpf in a nutshell:
- daddy issues from pressured childhood
- resented mommy for not protecting him from daddy
- thus manifests as a braggadocio blowhard who spouts embellishments as 'adult'; someone who hates / womanises females as a way of vicariously punishing his mother
Brood on this.
>>68104786
Le not an argument man will stump you. Silly Aussie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8c2Cq-vpg
>Reddit woke up early
>>68105018
> didnt actually stop reading
> fully mad and furious
>>68105686
>raped his wife
>treats and speaks of females like mudslimes do
>would have bankrupt his company in any other country in the world besides the billionaire propping up Gordon Gekko U.S.
>threatens a heavy military hand, criticises proven war vets... AS A DRAFT DODGER!
>calls the majority of his constituency "losers"... yet they follow him obsequiously like retarded sheep, 'cause "mah wall" / "mah immigrants" / "mah moslems" / " mah great again"
>5:1 on likely raped his own daughter
>reading level of a 4th grader
>oration level of a clincal retardate spouting "great words"
>low self esteem veiled in haughty vaunting
>likely micro penis sufferer
>america was NEVER "great" -- a basket case prior to WW2 and only enjoying a fleeting hegemony after that by the default virtue of its isolationism -- now all about to come to a crushing end
>>68105018
of course -- the cheap slave labour will still be allowed to pick lazy, fat amerilumpen's fruits and build Drumpf's hooker den edifices...
>>68106275
That's not a real quote
>Australia
>>68106315
just like his 'Made in China' / Bangladesh shitware "isn't real"...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoOPgeTMQc
why insult yourselves?
>>68106275
words on the internet are immediately true, even if I don't do any background research on it.
http://www.snopes.com/1998-trump-people-quote/
>says politically incorrect stuff in front of a camera 6 days a week
>has quotes that can be cherrypicked and made to look bad
You really are a genius OP thanks now im an incendiary croozmissile that is going to feel the bern
>>68106510
>rapes his wife and pays her to retract testimony
>insinuates incest
>suggest female interviewers who ask him "hard" questions are menstruating
that's what happens when mommy doesn't hug you enough and daddy hugs too hard
>>68104987
You have to be retarded to think that there have been any honest politicians or world leaders anywhere on the planet since 1950.
>>68108152
I see this image, and now I understand why the Liberal Left are so anti-Trump.
They're being fed propaganda.
>>68105120
>lol drumpf is so stupid, omg
>carl and aids skrillex xD
Politics in America has turned into a fucking meme war. Nobody knows shit.
>>68108308
what's that got to do with Drumpf raping his wife and kids, his corrupt business dealings, his low IQ, his draft dodging and denigration of POWs et al.?
>unironically calling him Drumpf
Man Poes law makes interneting so difficult.
Due to you're excessive autism and retardation though, I actually believe you are saying these things as perceived fact and not b8n.
If b8
9/10
If Berniebro
Kill yourself
>Kill yourself if this is b8 too though.
>>68108380
did he not say those words? if he did, did he not mean them? if he did not mean them, then he's a flip-flopper...?
you'd have to be blind and with a very low IQ to not see Drumpf for the money junkie reprobate he patently is.
>only in merricu
>>68108380
Or maybe he's just a piece of shit
Calling him drumpf makes you sound extremely butthurt. You might have valid points but we will never know since I will never read them.
>>68108511
Taken out of context, and outright lies about what he did say.
>>68108522
There's always Reddit.
>>68104987
Fuck did he really say this about Clinton?
Wow, what a libtards thing to do.
>s-someone I don't l-like??
>R-RAPE!
>>68104786
Yet he's still not the one under federal investigation
>>68104786
Why are so many anti-Trump posters here from my country? Stick to our own politics and stay out of American affairs, pl0x
#Trump2016 by the way
>Nearly unlimited legitimate ways to criticize Trump
>Choose to call him by an old, irrelevant version of his surname
Get your shit together Australia.
>>68104786
>Drumpf
>>68104786
>Le current year man drumpf meme
>His family name is actually Trumpf
>Making fun of him for being German
>I'm German
>>68108420
Oh so he raped his kids now? I'm so glad you're bringing to light this evil man's crimes!
Thanks Australia!
>>68104786
I disavow this faggot.
He did rape his kids, it was leaked by anonymous when they jacked his phone, Google it. The pic of his naked daughter is 10/10 well worth a trip to the deep web.
>raped his daughter
OP is as full of shit as Trump, and is probably Hillary Clinton herself.
>>68108616
I don't see how him saying he'd like to "date" his own kid can be miscontextualised -- don't dates lead to dicking?
I don't see how his wife's testimony of being raped and then being recanted after divorce settlements can be misontextualised -- is it okay for the rich to abuse their spouses then pay her hush money?
I don't see how him calling those he now wants votes from "losers", thus painting said people as abject retardates, can be miscontexlualised.
I don't see how Drumpf having policy-devoid slogans as his platforms and being about as useful in delineating them as tits on a bull, can be miscontextualised.
I don't see how him decrying "cheap, immigrant labour" and them having his shamelessly self-title shitware produced by said 'slaves', can be miscontextualised.
I don't see how a man who lives in a penthouse of an edifice he built when NY was bankrupt can see all the way down to the street where the plebes he's duping to vote for him can be miscontextualised...
>>68108764
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>>68109742
just because she said "daddy love med", does not mean it's not rape / and abuse of a father's power over his trusting daughter
from secret weapons for quiet wars:
What Mr. Rothschild had discovered was the basic principle of power, influence, and control over people as applied to economics. That principle is "when you assume the appearance of power, people soon give it to you."
Mr. Rothschild had discovered that currency or deposit loan accounts had the required appearance of power that could be used to induce people (inductance, with people corresponding to a magnetic field) into surrendering their real wealth in exchange for a promise of greater wealth (instead of real compensation). They would put up real collateral in exchange for a loan of promissory notes.
DONT LET TRUMP TAKE OUR REAL WEALTH AND OUR POLITICAL CAPITAL
STOP TRUMP
>>68110322
im not saying hes a reptile, but have you seen how his eyes change when he gets angry?
>>68110322
BUMP FOR DRUMP
>Running around repeating the word "Drumpf" like a 10 year old, as if it's funny or relevant
You can't force a meme, current year man
>Reality tv show host runs for president
>uses really shitty invective and speech full of hatred of one minority or another to get the Lowest Common Denominators onside
>is as divisive as humanly possible in order to evoke responses from both sides of the political fence
>is actually a capitalist and narcissist who cares about no-one else but himself
>has been married several times and has kids to several mothers - clearly not /pol/worthy when it comes to relationships
>has Jewish background and has gone to lengths to sweep it under the rug
>tfw you guys have actually really truly fallen head over heels for the Trump meme...
>>68111827
>triggered
>>68104786
reported
>>68111830
>is actually a capitalist and narcissist who cares about no-one else but himself
>>68112242
>>68111827
Faggots fail to realize that Molly blew CurrentYear the fuck out weeks ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf3vW0e_Wgc
>>68104786
You care about his money more than he does.
Immigration can be legal.
So still think the Vietnam war is praiseworthy and are against all conscientious objection?
All dads would rather be the only man in their daughters life, they have to let them go.
List the successes and we'll talk.
Every politician blames someone.
Why are you concerned with anyone's cock other than your own or your bfs?
>>68112352
>offended by drumpf likened to cancer
>wholly dismissive of drumpf myriads denigrations and name-calling directed at all an sundry
>tfw size thirteen feet and large hands
>average cock
But I'm morbidly obese so I guess having a normal cock with inches of fat covering it means its fucking ginormous
>>68106198
Did someone just watch the Trump cherrypicking doco on 9 with eerie independent music?
lol le drumpf xd
Can someone explain this 'drumpf' meme, I dont get it.
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I think this is the one thread where OP attempts, seriously, to stump Trump and I do have to say I am intrigued by your effort and maturity but the fact is I'm voting for Trump specifically for the lulz and idk why people still take our system seriously with EVERYONE currently running for president. A vote for Trump is my fuck you to the establishment.
Crash this train with no survivors.
>>68104786
>turned 1 million in 4,5 billion
>not a successful businessman
Wut
>>68104987
I liked Bill Clinton too. Fucking hate Hillary though.
>>68104786
I knew today would be a reddit shitshow
>>68106391
Well you truly don't understand this particular topic
>>68109990
1. Was a joke, get over it you sick faggot
2. Wife was bullshitting to posture for a larger settlement you dumb faggot
3. You need to specify who he called a "loser" you fucking retard
4. Slogans, familiarity and charisma win elections, not policy promises and stats. I'm sure this is your first election, but you could always you know, open a book.
5. Hired cheap labor when he was in business. He wanted to win and didn't give a fuck about the ethics. He now wants to prevent other businesses from following suit. You haven't been listening to much other than MSNBC and John Oliver have you?
6. "He has a lot of money so you shouldn't vote for him". Well memed shithead. He earned that money over the course of a few decades making mostly good business decisions. Also, the index fund meme that's going around would only apply with a stable market and over the course of Trump's life, the market has crashed a few times.
>>68104786
>"DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMF I SAID DRUUUUMPF!!! WHY ISN'T IT WORKING???"
>>68108509
>you're
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>>68108414
There's a huge difference between memes that make themselves and memes that are forced very poorly that aren't even funny.
McCain admitting himself lqzy mistakes got him shot down. McCain was given an offer to go home because his dad was a big shot. He decided to stay because the only reason the C student was a pilot was because his dad was a by shot.
So next time you hear the he story about McCain making the choice to stay a POW remember that a competent bright sharp hard working young man didn't get to become a pilot so well connected McCain could and he fucked it up just like everything else he touches including Rubio.
>>68104987
Contrary to what you were probably taught, theres nothing "Un-Christian" about gambling or casinos.
>>68104786
You asked for this stumping, anon, not me.
>Trump used illegal immigrants to build something!?!?!?!
He hired an independent contractor, who hired illegal polish immigrants. He didn't personally oversee it. Very misleading anon.
>McCain isn't a war hero.
What he actually said, "He's a war hero 'cause he was captured. I like people that weren't captured, OK?"
Yes, Trump said McCain WAS, in fact, a war hero. Very misleading, anon
>Trump draft dodged 5 times!
even biased af politifact won't even say Trump was a draft dodger!
http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/article/2015/jul/21/was-trump-draft-dodger/
Very misleading, anon.
>Trump says he has Christian values!
Can I get a quote on that? Of course, you have to pay lip service to being some sort of religious in this country. Get over it, faggot. Even evangelicals, who should be "offended" by his lack of fervor don't care. Why are you stumping so hard for it?
>Trump is a failure of a business man!
Many more successful business ventures than the few failures he has had.
>could be 2-3 times richer had he just floated his families company on the S&P
He didn't own his families company until 1999 or wealth until 1999, when his father died. What you're referring to assumes that Trump could have liquidated all of his assets in 1976, which was impossible, as he didn't own any of his fathers shit. Anon, stop being austic. Look up the facts, not what daddy Soros tells you to believe.
>>blames his largely low-IQ, white, male constituents' "loser" predicament on immigrants
Well, it's ILLEGAL immigrants, not just immigrants. Trump fully supports legal immigration.
But when you come to this country illegally, then have a child here, that child, is, by law, a legal citizen, entitled to all of the benefits of being a citizen (including welfare, public schooling etc etc). Of course, their parents aren't paying into the system and nobody wants children to go hungry. So they are harmful to Americans
>>68108152
The more "he racist" stuff I see the more I want to vote for him. I have also been falsely accused of racism, as most of white america has.
I am an undecided voter but the "he racist" argument isn't working for you leftist. It's pushing moderates to the right.
Find a better argument.
>>68104786
Australia trying so hard to beat leafs at cuck-nation ranking. To be honest, you can't compete, but your shitposter reputation holds§
Get back fucking kangaroos my friend.
>>68104987
Yeah Spain knows a lot about honest politicians. Wasn't cucked enough by socialism so now they go full far-left (Podemos / Yes We Can, same retards).
Fucking cuck-nation in the making, we'll build a wall to separate from your disguting paellas.
>>68104786
I play by the rules and I win. That doesn't mean I think the game is fair.
>>68104786
>blames the wealthy
Trump is the kind of wealthy that doesn't like to see bad free trade deals that hurt American workers. Other wealthy persons are huge on free trade, open borders, things that will hurt the average worker.
If you want to get redpilled on "muh free trade, watch this interview. If you want to stay cucked, go ahead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwmOkaKh3-s
>Trump incites violence
desu anon, this is just bigotry of low expectations. Trump says he wants to punch the people fucking with his rallies. Protesters at his rallies are technically breaking the law by even being there.
http://mashable.com/2016/03/13/trump-rally-protesting/#wEVNhW_kskqg
Trump could arrest these faggots. He says he wants to punch them in the face. He doesn't do either. Fuck off, austist.
>Trump hats are made in China!
Official trump hats are made in the U.S.A. You can say that the Trump ties are made in china, and that is true. But if you watch the youtube video I linked earlier, maybe you'll learn something about manufacturing overhead if you want to be a successful businessperson.
>HE MADE INCESTUOUS REMARKS ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER!
He said his daughter was pretty, If he wasn't his daughter, he'd go after her.
Sure that's kinda creepy, but It's a joke he made on The View, and everybody laughed at it.
Alright anon, I think you're just shitposting. I hope your just shitposting. Or else you need reevaluate your entire life.
>>68108414
They're trying to fight on our memeterritory.
And nobody memes better than /pol/.
This is the beginning of the end for them.
>>68108414
Politics has become entertainment while entertainment has become politics
That's why the reality show star is so popular and why everyone bitches about sexist/racist movies while celebrities promote their pet causes.
It truly is a nation in decline.
>>68104786
>On a scale of 1- to -100, what level of retardation does one need to stoop to in order to qualify a vote for Drumpf?
i'm still trying to formulate a scale that can represent the brain damage one must have in order to consider this post anywhere near convincing on any level whatsoever
>>68109990
>I don't see how Drumpf having policy-devoid slogans as his platforms and being about as useful in delineating them as tits on a bull, can be miscontextualised.
>Feel the Bern
>Make America Whole Again
>>68106275
