Would you move here if you had the option? I feel like lots of people misunderstand this country. We are very far from poor and we don't have a russian problem, if we did then they would be crying for russia to come "free" them. I have no idea where the HIV statistics are taken from, I have never met a single HIV infected person and I live in a pretty meh part of town. It's never brought up or discussed on the news yet the statistics say there are lots of people with it still, must be the border towns full of actual russians I guess?
Anyway, Estonia thread.
I've traveled much of eastern Europe. You're not as bad as Romania, i'll give you that. Still pretty sketchy, but i did stick to the shitty side.
Estonian women are pale and crazy. I knew one who was triggered by almost any mention of Russia since she grew up under occupation.
Uh. I know nothing else. They seem nordic tier, but not as retarded since they lived through communism.
>>68083507
>and we don't have a russian problem
>25% of population
>not a problem
get out
>>68083507
Half of your degnerate village shitposts on /pol/
> I have no idea where the HIV statistics come from.
Probably from your rancid Estonian dick.
>>68083507
Besides the teeth brushing Vivian poster I totally forgot that you were a country, know how often an american says Estonia...
I don't hate or dislike you and your country it's just that I and most people on this board really don't care. Sure it's fun to post anti-cunt images when an Aussie posts something stupid or an Indian flag gets spammed with POO... what I'm trying to get across with this post is...
Who is Estonia and why are you talking to me?
Fearmongers with cheap alchool
WHERE IS BRUSHY
>>68083507
Look at the HIV statistics of Russia, that should give you a hint why Estonian HIV statistics are so high. Russians are called the niggers of Europe for a reason
>>68083909
Russians blend in there just fine though.
>>68084453
this
WHITEST
TEETH
IN EUROPE
>>68084297
Pretty much this, also don't want to move to any slavic country in general
>>68083507
>What does /pol/ think about Estonia?
I usually dont.
>>68083507
>a thread about estonia
>no brushie
wtf is going on
>>68084752
Sort of. Many of them don't speak Estonian.
>>68084752
>Russians blend in there just fine though.
If by talking loudly in their retarded language and listening to trance and hardstyle on their phones in public places is blending in then yes, they do that perfectly.
>>68083507
>Estonia
Literally only know that country was a thing from pol. What a unimportant country. Kababistan tier.
>>68083507
literally who?
>>68085040
ayy lmao
I'm just here for toothbrushing gifs, pretty disappointed
I am internationally connected with lots of expats. One of my best friends was just in Estonia. He liked it and enjoyed it very much, aside from the cold (this was a few months ago over winter). Also know many people in other parts of Eastern Europe. Make money and move there, hire cheap labor, and build an enterprise.
>>68083507
i've met two estonians in my life
1. an older man when i was a young lad. good guy and very intelligent. spoke several languages and always taught me something new whether its a trick or riddle/joke or word or whatever.
2. a girl in one of my classes growing up. its too bad she went down the route of moderate goth/punk/ type girl because she was absolutely stunning
i always think estonian flag is the best in the world desu
Top tier flag, top tier music, top tier people. Weird language, it was hard to learn.
>>68086102
Well yeah we have flat tax after all
Post your estonian waifus
>>68087266
ching chong nip nang
Always wanted to visit.
>>68083507
Land of faggot kikes.
>>68083507
sounds like a paradise for refugees, someone give this info to merkel
>>68083507
What's Estonia's opinion of Americans?
>tfw want Estonian qt
>tfw want Estonian qt
me2
Eesti bros: how to find qt Estonian gril to make wife and bring back to USA?
>>68091665
brush her teeth
>>68083507
Your government has no concept of privacy and your plan in case of Russian invasion is to honestly hope Brussels remembers you. Other than that you are quite based.
Can Estonians speak Finnish and vice versa?
>>68083507
>Visited Tallinn by myself
>Hung out with British dudes for 2 nights
>Women are hot
>Men are socially awkward
>2 guys were gonna jump me but changes their mind when they got closer to me
7/10. The women are hot, the beer was cheap but it was really small. If Tallinn is the best you have to offer then I don't think I'll visit again
Just realised that the only thing that I know about Estonia is the weird color of their flag. Tell me something interesting about Estonia.
>>68083507
This shithole is gonna be overrun with sandniggers so i would gladly move to Estonia. Only problem is that you tend to be agressive half russians.
>>68091986
Most young white males in Europe are socially awkward now. Something is causing this shit. I blame estrogenic materials including widespread use of plastics, also possibly vitamin D deprivation due to modern lifestyles.
Interesting little anecdote: Somali immigrant communities in Scandinavia had autism epidemics and it was directly linked to a lack of sunlight exposure/ their dark skin.
Kids are growing up starved of vitamin D and developing behavioural problems, anxiety, depression, social retardation.
>>68083507
That girl has a cute penis.
>>68092313
Nah, I did have fun with a group of Brits on vacation. They were fun to hang out with but my notion that you people are classy are completely shattered. You people want to drink as soon as you wake up, you dont know how to hold it down, and you're all loud and obnoxious as fuck. I had a blast though.
>>68092313
We've been socially awkward since before it was in fashion
And honestly, we're just socially awkward when dealing with strangers. Same with Finns, they get a bad rep for being aspie but once you're drinking with them in a sauna, you can't do anything to shut them up.
>>68092463
http://lilithlovett.tumblr.com/
>Hey there, Lilith Lovett here, I'm a Eurasian tgirl cam model.
>check pic of a cute girl
>she has a dick
Every single time.
>>68087266
This was genuine love at first sight
>>68093709
Whats with her eyes and why does she look like a female aids skrillex
>>68083507
>we dont have a russian problem
yes we do, tallinns prison is fucking 98% russian, most HIV/AIDS carriers are russian, most crime is commited by russians, most prostitutes are russians.
How the fuck we dont have a russian problem??
>>68098023
forgot to add this link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kvewFBfzRs
>>68087266
>you will never have a baltic qt from the estonian countryside
life is pure suffering
>>68084746
Jamal pls go
>>68098503
>>68083507
i admire them for the cold climate they live in
>>68098737
>she'll never sing you her national anthem while playing the traditional instruments of her people
Just fuck my shit up to be honest family.
>>68091751
underrated
>>68091665
>be white
we dont have nigger lovers
Visited Estonia. Tallinn seemed to be full of Ruskies, but they were pretty cool people and not annoying. Tartu was lovely and met some cool Estlanders there. Beautiful women everywhere, the ones I met that weren't were always from other countries and born there, but still pretty cool.
10/10 would visit again. Would definitely live in Tartu if given the choice. Beautiful town seems pretty small and moderately busy.
>>68098937
>>68084752
The fuck would you know? Ruskies don't blend in anywhere
>>68083507
That's not the brushimg gif.
Nice proxy, Australia.
>>68098503
No I had one and ruined it, that was pure suffering...was the best thing ever. She's probably reading this thread. Tere väike tüdruk
>>68084880
>slavic country
Why do you say this, Anon?
>>68101972
but...
>>68083507
I like Eesti.
Also absolutely love your language.
Too bad you guys are all faithless heathens or I'd come find a waifu when I hit 30 in Estonia.
TL:DR; Most noble of non-white races
>>68091831
Not really, but it's obviously much easier to learn. Mostly everyone who grew up in 80s know Finnish though, since people were watching Finnish TV to see what's happening outside of the USSR
>>68101909
thats creepy as fuck
>>68083507
if that's a trap, Estonia ROCKS!
otherwise... fuck off, soviet dross
>>68102216
Picture for ants, sorry
>>68083507
Meme country.
Rightful Finnish clay, which is in turn rightful Swedish clay.
>>68102268
do all estonians have a teeth brushing fetish? or is there only one or two of them on /pol/ samefagging everyday?
>>68102593
>Rightful Swedish
>implying Sweden has right to anything
Also, isn't Sweden/Norway Rightful DANISH clay? =^)
>>68083507
If you didn't have such a dumb fucking language i'd live there.
the biggest retard I have ever met online happened to be from estonia
so I hate your country
>>68085040
Wow dude, that's pretty funny considering blacks do that here in north america. Fucking Russians, man. I guess it's true that they literally get piss drunk in streets before going to internet cafes to play games and shit up western servers.
Estonian girls have a qt accent.
Would they be interested in a lost soul like me?
>>68102593
Sweden has no right. Just a bunch of niggers asking for blondes.
I'm not even estonian but the pic is really good
>>68102743
Nope, only by inheritance at a certain point. Their current claims are far behind in line.
>>68102970
Seems like a pretty cool place. Always liked the Baltic nations.
>>68103031
Why don't you just do what you should've done like the krauts back in the 1870s. If you guys had unified you'd have become so much stronger and possibly altered the course of history.
>>68102955
"russia black person wrong color by mistake" - Japanese anon
>>68103043
Yes, i never think about baltics nation, but maybe i will go visit one day
>>68083507
Yes I would.
But would Estonia have me is the real question.
>British/Scottish - Danish/Irish families.
I don't have any skills I just work jobs and have a fulltime gig in satellite communications atm.
Honestly.
Why would your country want anyone else?
>>68083507
You need to stop estonian brushposting, faggot. Take these threads to /int/ if you want your dick sucked so much.
>>68102970
>You will never be born in Estonia
>>68103096
Because we've been 3 distinct political and cultural entities ever since our realms were consolidated over a thousand years ago.
>>68083507
A single person was able to turn everybody in your country into a weeb with a toothbrush
You guys should find him and fuck him up, I feel bad for y'all desu
Fashisty pidorasy
I fucked 7 different estonian girls in 3 weeks when I was in Tartu university. They're literally begging for your cock there, cuz estonian guys are like pussies or swedes.
>>68083507
cool bro of mine is from estonia, speaks badass english. Estonia is cool, white people bro. keep it up, come to america.
>>68103187
>You will never be as based as this hero
https://youtu.be/cyyw8s7UyRU?t=2m31s
Worked with 2 goddamn amazing looking Estonian women.
My geographic knowledge on Estonia was severely lacking at the time, both of the women (I met them a separate times) always inferred that Estonia was a closer relative to Scandinavia than Eastern Europe.
I get the feeling you guys don't like the Russians too much.
>>68103250
>Because we've been 3 distinct political and cultural entities ever since our realms were consolidated over a thousand years ago.
No you haven't, actually. Your three kingdoms have been in constant power struggles. You were unified under the Swedish crown in the 1300s. The whole of Scandinavia including Finland. A century later you were pretty much unified by the Danes in the Kalmar union. Norway was part of Sweden in the 1800s. There is more in common between you three kingdoms than other European nations. The fact you retain such similarities after millennia and haven't become something greater is surprising. The Germans did just fine in 1871. Whose to say an empire in the north wouldn't? C'mon nordmann.
I know much of east Europe isn't nearly as bad as the reputation it has; I think that's largely a relic of the fact you used to be USSR satellite states. Give it a few more decades or so and I guarantee you'll be viewed more favourably.
What surprised me, and I know I'm going to be called a retard, is how beautiful Croatia is. I had no idea it was a mediterranean coastal country. It looks stunning
>>68083507
I got HIV in Tallinn in the 1990's
>>68083507
I have an image just for (you)
>>68102970
>tfw you will never be estonian
>>68103329
>I fucked 7 different estonian girls in 3 weeks when I was in Tartu university. They're literally begging for your cock there, cuz estonian guys are like pussies or swedes.
Finno-Ugric men aren't pussies, but they are autists for sure. Their cultures are considered more cold than Scandinavia's, and Scandinavians stand 10 feet away from eachother at bus stops. They also can't like, talk to strangers in public without somebody assuming you're insane. They're anti-social as fuck, and Finno-Ugrics are moreso, so foreign men must seem like a marvel to the women.
>>68083507
I've spent a week in Estonia. Great culture. Ran into Russians I couldn't communicate with, though.
>>68103382
>tfw I've actually been to that marketplace
>>68103461
We were never part of anything.
Do you understand how personal unions work? Norway has never been danish, nor swedish.
Nice country, visited for a few days.
>>68103543
>They're anti-social as fuck
Probably this. When I talked with guys, they're almost never look in your eyes, just staring in floor and mumbling.
>>68103543
>finnic men are autists
JUST
FUCK
OFF
Memes aside, Estonians are our Russians/Latvians/Polacks.
Please stop coming here.
>>68103902
Yeah, it's much better that muhammeds are coming now
>>68103789
Buddy I was with a Finnish milf for months who told me you people can't even talk to others are supermarkets or on public transportation. I never said you couldn't be intelligent, attractive, or successful. I just used autistic in a derogatory fashion because your culture is genuinely very closed off.
>>68103995
>It's either or
No, Hans. I pick neither.
>>68083507
Looks like the female version of the hamburgler.
>>68104051
>>68103902
You guys are the only related people in the region though. Why don't you just...inherit their territory.
>>68102268
>>68102268
first these were cute
then they were annoying
now they're cute again i can't stay mad at eesti it's impossible
>>68104130
We might be related, but we're not related enough.
We don't even understand each other.
>>68104208
That'd be centuries of Russian interference. You're ethnically the same and share origins in the same dark, cold, black metal tier Urals.
Your gun laws are too restrictive for me to move there. But that's among the reasons I won't move to any country that's not America. There's only one country on this earth with real freedom.
>>68103329
Pussies? Hah.
My experience of fighting bolshenogs:
If you meet a gang of rusnigs who decide to nog, find the one with the loudest mouth and the shortest stature aka. "Chebureshka", and punch him in his crooked fucking mouth.
It doesn't even need to be a strong punch, cause the leader is the weakest faggot among them and the rest will haul ass like cattle after hearing a gunshot. This will work 9/10 times with bolshenogs but not with civilized rusbros but civilized rusbros won't start shit cause they don't nog on the street.
Bet you kept your head down and followed the wall when walking around the uni just to come and talk shit.
>>68104273
You call Finno-Ugrics autistic, but here you are trying to tell me about my people.
Fuck off, canacuck, you don't know shit and you're making it fairly obvious.
JUOMAHUOLTO
>>68103187
No thanks I love being American where there's actually shit to do
>>68103995
>durr EU work migration is good and doesn't drive down labor costs
>durr the EU would be good if it weren't for the niggers
>>68103329'
cool story, you probably can't find 7 ivanburners in the entire city let alone the university
>>68104429
>ivanburners
kek
I've always wanted to visit Estonia and I had the chance with University but the topic we had to study wasn't better than the one I chose. (I can't remember the Estonia question but mine was football based around Athletic Bilbao in spain, a good football story to research btw) but yeah, Estonia has always been up there on countries I want to visit.
>>68083507
The only normal baltic country desu.
>>68104480
not even joking, the general sentiment is probably the same as in the case of coalburners in countries that have nigras
>>68104273
>let me tell you about your country
you do realize that we were under denmark,sweden and germany for over 600 years, and when we were under russian empire we were under german autonomy, our language is very influenced by german hence the reason why our language is a little bit different, because their language was influenced by swedish our language was influenced by german
>>68103516
Wow rude
>>68102970
>after Luxembourg
>tfw you are born in Luxembourg
>>68083507
this a trap or have I been tricked?!
>>68083507
Estonia is pretty based. Majorly fucked by communism, but great potential because of superior fenno-ugric blood. Will seek asylum if Finland goes caliphate.
>>68083507
>would you move there if you had the option?
Sounds pretty great as America is going down the shitter, truly a shame I can't speak the language though. Probably would take a long time to learn it too.
>>68102606
just one faggot who thinks he funny
>>68104705
Sad thing is it will probably
>>68083507
>estonia
>country
With population of 1.3 millions, its barely 1/10th of my city.
Asking "what do you think about Estonia?" is like asking "what do you think about Berlin Mahrzan or some suburm of NY or Moscow.
>>68105670
Are you mad we live 50000% better then 99.9% of your country?
>>68105760
In your dreams maybe.
Like Finland your existence is irrelevant but somebody's gotta supply the greater nordic countries with alcohol, also -1 becuase of that one Estonian shitposter desu
It's common saying here in Brazil that Estonia has the best looking women of the world.
Is that true?
>>68083507
home of boris the slav superstar
Only thing I know about Estonia is that some fags from there made Skype.
And Skype is shit.
>>68103543
This to be honest
>Be on the bus
>Seat next to me is empty
>Someone sits next to me
>My day is fucking ruined
>>68105868
it's common saying here in Estonia that Brazil is full of non-white people.
Is that true?
>>68105856
Don't you have some nigger dicks you should be milking for enrichment sauce?
>>68083507
Worthless, in the same bin as this shithole and the one below us.
The virtues we can still enjoy wont last forever, and if there's any country to ever oppose the cuck influences, it's not us.
>>68105798
>are you mad???? PLEASE BE MAD! PLEASE
>>68105960
i just keep browsing /pol/ while holding my phone wide screen style, i was sitting down first, fuck them lol
