>We contacted your ISP and it says here that you spend most of your time on the internet browsing an imageboard called /pol/. It must be a place for informed political discussion, is that right? Should I have me people look into it?
How do you respond?
>>68077552
>me people
>>68077600
my*
Shit i need to tone down the lsd cuz i work from home
>>68077552
Just fuck my shit up senpai desu
>My social standing would be ruined
>sure, it's a website where I watch people call one another ugly names and post funny pictures.
>I have some saved on my phone if you want to see.
>mfw it's mostly merchant
>yes
Might as well let them have a chance of getting redpilled. I'm a degenerate who wouldn't even want the job anyway.
>>68077600
FUCK YOU ZIONIST PIG!
>>68077552
a lawsuit for invasion of privacy and defamation of character
>>68077552
im walking out the door and talking a shit on the floor
>>68077552
No it's not, It's a cesspool of neo-nazis and racist, mysogynist bigots.
Besides rehabilitating puppies for the local animal shelter in order to socialize them for adoption in loving homes, I spend roughly 20% of my freetime online cataloging and combating racism and anti-semitism in order to make the world a better place.
Hopefully this organization is on board with such enlightened ideals... otherwise I don't believe I'll be a good fit here!
[hiring intensifies]
[then proceed to use executive-level position to further right-wing agendas and hire only productive, non-nigger/women/fag employees)
>mfw
...get on my level son.
>>68077552
>As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson.
>It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company.
>You have a Social Security number, you pay your taxes, and... you help your landlady carry out her garbage.
>The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias Neo, and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for.
>One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
How do you respond?
I only use my iphone at mcdonalds and starbucks for the free wi-fi connection. I'm sorry your intel was so poorly gathered.
>Could you explain why it says you spend 12 hours a day "shitposting" on a Korean Go enthusiasts imageboard?
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>>68078378
Because I choose to
