>Hi there, I'm here for the job interview?
How do you respond?
You're hired!
>>68074980
fpbp
Welcome to the team, George.
Well it says here on your resume that you are a basketball American remover can you tell me what that is?
>>68074908
"Hey everybody, I'd like to introduce the new CEO of our company."
>>68074908
Compare our CCW pistols.
>>68074908
You'll make a wonderful Attorny General, George!
ONE SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST
AWW YEAH NIGGA
>>68074908
Here, you're going to need this gun for midnight patrol as overnight security of this warehouse.
It's a hotspot in this urban area, you need to be safe.
>>68074908
I-i dunno, some people are really pressuring me not to hire you...
>>68074908
"I like you. You're a straight shooter."
>>68075182
Trayvon Martini... one shot and you're on the floor.
So there's this large absence of work since 2012, what were you doing then?
>>68075046
This.
>>68074908
Unfortunately sir you have a record of being unable to follow orders given to you by those in authority.
Try wal-mart
>It says here your interests are....standing your ground?
>>68074908
Can you start Monday?
"I heard you can get the job done. We like hard workers here!"
>>68075399
>>68074908
Throw him in a cage with 20 strong black men
Are you here legally?
>>68075646
If he has a few guns I reckon he could take em.
>>68075102
Give him a signing bonus so he can afford something better than that keltec.
You are hired
>>68074908
Says here you're famous for your troubleshooting skills, could you elaborate?
Also, I notice under "race" you put "white hispanic"?
>>68075245
made me kek
>>68074908
You've been promoted as security manager.
>>68074908
Hired! Did you bring your own gun?
>>68075790
Honorary white?
>>68074908
SHOT ANY NIGGERS LATELY?
>>68074908
Detergents in the back. Vacuums in the closet. Sponge is in the sink
>>68074908
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!!
>>68075284
underrated
>>68074980
/thread
>>68074980
First post best post