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>Hi there, I'm here for the job interview? How do you
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>Hi there, I'm here for the job interview?

How do you respond?
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You're hired!
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>>68074980
fpbp
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Welcome to the team, George.
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Well it says here on your resume that you are a basketball American remover can you tell me what that is?
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>>68074908
"Hey everybody, I'd like to introduce the new CEO of our company."
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>>68074908
Compare our CCW pistols.
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>>68074908
You'll make a wonderful Attorny General, George!
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ONE SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST

AWW YEAH NIGGA
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>>68074908

Here, you're going to need this gun for midnight patrol as overnight security of this warehouse.

It's a hotspot in this urban area, you need to be safe.
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>>68074908
I-i dunno, some people are really pressuring me not to hire you...
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>>68074908
"I like you. You're a straight shooter."
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>>68075182

Trayvon Martini... one shot and you're on the floor.
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So there's this large absence of work since 2012, what were you doing then?
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>>68075046
This.
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>>68074908
Unfortunately sir you have a record of being unable to follow orders given to you by those in authority.
Try wal-mart
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>It says here your interests are....standing your ground?
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>>68074908
Can you start Monday?
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"I heard you can get the job done. We like hard workers here!"
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>>68075399
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>>68074908

Throw him in a cage with 20 strong black men
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Are you here legally?
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>>68075646
If he has a few guns I reckon he could take em.
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>>68075102
Give him a signing bonus so he can afford something better than that keltec.
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You are hired
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>>68074908
Says here you're famous for your troubleshooting skills, could you elaborate?

Also, I notice under "race" you put "white hispanic"?
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>>68075245
made me kek
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>>68074908
You've been promoted as security manager.
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>>68074908
Hired! Did you bring your own gun?
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>>68075790

Honorary white?
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>>68074908
SHOT ANY NIGGERS LATELY?
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>>68074908
Detergents in the back. Vacuums in the closet. Sponge is in the sink
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>>68074908

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!!
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>>68075284
underrated
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>>68074980
/thread
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>>68074980
First post best post
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