The American Military is a beautiful thing.
>tfw you will never be a part of the greatest military to have ever existed.
>>68070729
Should I join our Autralian military? Not much else going on atm.
MURICA, FUCK YEAH.
>>68070873
Im considering the same thing, but i only want to join if i get to be in a combat role and theres a real chance i will be able to see combat, not just warehoused for my entire time in the military.
>>68071149
Join the commandos
>>68071762
Would i need to earn my way up there by doing real military stuff first, or could i just apply for them and as long as im good enough i can get in?
>>68071999
They do Direct entry senpai.
but if you wash up, you may end up in a "support role" and hate your job. double edged sword.
Personally, I am allured to the challenges it brings, but I don't think I can justify it with the realities of the job.
>>68070729
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>68070729
Those are Turks doing some sort of training with Americans.
Just saying, not sure if you were trying to make a joke or what it would be.
>>68070729
What kind of aircraft is that? Looks pretty neat.
Swearing in and picking my job for the Navy on Monday. Going into intel or nuclear navy but gonna try to get in SEALs or SWCC
I joined the army in 2004. It was filled with niggers, spics, degenerate whites and a buncjof god damned fat asses. Seriously, fat fucks with their bellies hanging over their waistlines. The strength of the US military at this loiis do almost entirely to superior technology. It's a jobs program for stupid minorities who can't do anything else.
>>68072695
Fairly certain it is an Osprey
>>68071035
Yeah we know mexico, your country is a shit hole where violence is even worse than burgerville.
>>68072802
See this is what im worried about, i really love the idea of the military but dealing with the poofters and boofheads don't sounds fun. Its like summer camp with grown ass fuckwits acting like their 13.
>>68072821
looks like a nigger carrier tho
we use them to deposit nogs into firepits here in sweden
>>68071035
>>68073079
more like to drop a fresh load of bulls into your girlfriends bed to run a train on her. You use to be vikings, how far you fell.
>>68072695
FR-8 Twincopter, navy seals usoing them to bombn pakistan
Oh I think we've got them beat
>>68070729
Those soldiers have Turkish patches.
Feels good man.
>>68073299
Must be a nato thing.
>>68073191
Or more like to drop a fresh load of spoidahs and vegemite to fill your ass up with shit, nigger
>>68070729
Move to the US and join.
>>68071035
Wtf is up with his plate carrier?
>>68073526
Ass is suppose to be full of shit, its what its made for, you wouldn't know because its always full of BBC.
>>68073770
>Implying vegemite is shit
You seem to enjoy sticking that shit up your ass when an aboriginal cave cucks fucks your ass
Go back to fucking wombats in 70°C heat, ya fecking c4nt m8
>>68074445
coming from a country that eats rotting fish, i can understand why you're so hungry for that sandy asshole when thats the best your nation has to offer.
>>68072821
Marine V-22 Osprey I work on them for the Air force. They take a lot of maintenance to keep them flying, but the speck ops guys like them because they are faster and they have longer range. We can set up a base in another country or at least the nicer part of whatever country we are interacting with the religion of peace in. Then they can fly to where the shitheads are kill most of them puck the rest and be back within the wire in time for dancing with the stars. Fun fact it uses the same turbine as the C-130 and after we sorted out the test program it has proven to be a very safe transport.
>>68070873
If pay is good, why not ?
>>68072695
Osprey you dumb nigger.
>>68070729
>tfw you will never die to line the pockets of Jews
feels pretty good man
Mfw i've seen that same A/C before
>>68075078
What happens if it crashes over water?
>>68075464
In capitalism getting the richer rich requires them to provide a service for people to buy, getting some rich people rich is still providing something positive for my country.
>>68073298
Difference was that Navy morons had run out of gas.
>>68072340
They also pay pretty well (around 100 k a year with allowance and shit) plus you get free uni and other benefits. Looks pretty good desu. Also if you want an actual combatants role they're deployed in Iraq right now.
>>68076921
>get free uni
Oh god how I would love to go to uni, but it isn't financially viable at the moment. and its occupied by self righteous SJW morons who thing a degree is a fashion accessory.
>>68070729
>rifleperson
most cucked military on this arm of the galaxy
>>68070729
ill be fucking your wife when I head over to alice springs
ill be the guy with the giant dick
>>68070729
But I am a part of the greatest military.
>>68077862
>implying there are non abos at Eires rock
gross dude
>>68071035
Wait till we fucking invade Mexicunt
>>68070729
Too bad they only fight dumb wars and not for freedom and liberty.
>>68070729
I used to work on the flightdeck of CVN69.
Best part of launching was when the SH-60 was preparing to go, you could stand at a safe distance and still catch all that artificial wind which would cool you off on a hot Gulf day.
Propellers are bros.
>>68071035
well, at least mexico is realistic.
>>68074445
>>68074822
never engage in a shitpost battle with an aussie
The Australian shitposter is a beautiful thing.
>tfw you will never be a part of the greatest shitposting country to have ever existed.
>>68070873
Im trying to get into Duntroon next year
Had some anxiety as a teen though and im pretty worried they will reject me coz of it
>>68080406
Tfw worried about joining at all due to depression I had 4 years ago.
...eyy lmeu
>>68080711
Yeah shit sucks. Have you been to the you session?
>>68080794
Nop, I chickened out at the application.
What goes on at the you session? do they go through your resume and qualifications?
>>68070729
Correction : America has the greatest military equipment that ever existed. It is not the greatest military to have existed.
>>68070729
Once when I was a kid, I was evacuated from a country by the U.S. Navy.
One of the cook guys on the boat I was on gave me extra syrup on some top tier pancakes.
5/5 would vacation with the navy again.
