I'm so sick of this beard masturbation. Every where I go I see nu-males with their glasses and beards. It has to stop. Pic related.
>>68064547
>tfw patchy beard
>>68064547
lack of sun gave me nearsightedness
the beard is to cover acne scars
in my defense I keep it well trimmed
>>68064547
I'm sorry to hear that you are a retard, anon.
>>68064938
Bearded hipster degenerate spotted
>>68064547
Men today are too weak to form their own identities, so they rely on facial hair to do it for them. The beards of today aren't the results of necessity and hard work, but vanity and insecurity. Unless you are a lumberjack, a hobo, or a soldier in the field, you have no excuse to be avoiding habitual shaving.
Weak men have weak faces. They cover this with a beard. Don't be fooled.
That being said, never concern yourself with what the weak think.
>>68065117
>That being said, never concern yourself with what the weak think.
so basically everyone in this thread?
>post yfw you're not and never will be anthony burch
Many of our strong, triumphant white ancestor men had beards. What is your problem with male virility anyway, faggot? You'd rather shabe your face every day to have a smooth, feminine face? Shooooey, pretty tranny like tbqh son.
There's nothing wrong with a beard or glasses you bitchy fucks, you sound like women.
Maybe if their hair was dyed and face full of piercings.
There's nothing wrong with a beard if you can actually grow one. Just because you can't and shave it doesn't mean other people with beards are degens. Don't be so immature.
>>68064825
I know that feel, bro.
I stay clean shaven because of it.
>>68065117
>never concern yourself with what the weak think.
Samurai wisdom.
>>68065117
Whenever I see Asians complain about beardfaggots, I can't help but think it's just sour grapes.
>>68065117
There is some truth to this. I keep a beard because my chin is weak as fuck. I wouldn't consider myself "weak" though. Just pretty average. Definitely not a hipster/SJW/cuck.
>>68065356
Bunch of cucks who'd rather have smooth, feminine faces in this topic.
>growing a beard
>not keeping sexy stubble
It's like you want to be gay
>tfw beard and glasses
>>68064547
t. low test loser that can't grow a beard.
Go chop some wood and maybe you'll get some peach fuzz, pussy.
>>68064547
What, so since I have glasses I can't have a beard?
Certainly a lot of beta and cucks getting tattoos or beards or joining the army or police or getting a big truck because ::insecurity issues::
Having a beard is the natural state. It takes a tiny bit of dealing with "man-ness" to deal with growing it out.
Beard or no, you should be able to tell a nu-man or whatever a mile away.
>>68065769
I would argue that "nu males" talk about ridiculous, frivolous bullshit and what other men look like. Might as well be women. You fucks gossip like them about everything nowadays too.
>Because a bunch of nu-males do it, it's some how bad
Fuck off
>>68065323
>>68064547
His beard is so fucking weak. What a gay ass mustache.
>>68064547
I have a beard. Like a homeless guy. I've also only had like 3 haircuts since 1999. I fig i save +$50 a month on razors and haircuts. I fucking hate hipsters. Faggots literally put time and effort into perfectly trimming and shaping their beards, and staring into a mirror trying to make their hair look like they didn't try to make it look messed up.
>>68065897
I guess watching your wife being fucked by a nigger or voting for Bernie sanders is A-OK then with your Abo logic. Salty degenerate bearded Nu male spotted.
>>68064547
>tfw beard and glasses
>>68064547
I have a beard, I just don't have for about 5-6 days because I'm lazy and I look really good with it
Not sure if thats actaully called a beard or a "week shadow"
>>68064547
You fail to understand WHY they keep beards, friend. They keep beards because it is the only thing they can do to please their balls.
>no sex because feminism
>no standing up for your country because racism
>no playing sports because toxic masculinity
>no working hard because capitalism is evil
The beard is a last ditch effort to appease their balls and say "I am still a m-man, testicles! Promise!
Absolutely disgusting. Hate the beard wearer. Not the beard.
May God help us all, but at this point he would probably want to just rain fire down on us.
>>68066107
What do you do for a living?
>>68064547
Facial hair isn't that bad. It's just funny when a man has a beard and still looks soft.
I wanted facial hair since I was a kid. But people who treat it like a fashion should be shot. That shit's for women.
>>68064547
I usually stop shaving around the first week of November except trying to keep it neat looking and shave it all off around the first week of March.
>>68064547
>men obsessing over the appearance of other men... like petty women...
Y'all should seriously consider upgrading your dildos to a bigger model.
> not realising the decline of the beard co-insides with the decline of western civilisation
>>68066253
Auto mechanic/technician.
> protip: don't auto technician.
Trust me.
When the weather gets warm, the beard goes. Until then, I maintain my mountain man look.
>>68064547
OMG people wear glasses! Wow! That must really affect your life!!!!!!!
>beard and glasses
I've had it for 2 years, not shaving until Uncle Sam fucks me in the ass at MEPS.
Who /stubble/ facial hair master race?
>shows you're high test and can grow a full beard
>adds color and contour to your face
>no maintenance
>no association with nu males
>>68064547
I can't grow a decent beard and would look terrible with one anyway because I'm short even for national standards.
So I am very glad for this trend.
>>68066118
How does what you said even make sense? Anyway, only faggots, nu-male hipsters, and women are so concerned with what men do fashion-wise.
>>68064547
I don't understand why you would have such cheap looking glasses. It's one thing you wear everyday. Why would you get some Walmart shit?
>>68065323
Hey come on now, he saved someone from suicide.
>>68064547
>tfw nu male
>start browsing /pol/ in 2014
>dumped fuckbuddy who "didn't want a serious relationship"
>shaved the beard
>shaved the moustache
>stopped using glasses except when driving
>started lifting
>started acting more alpha
>more fuckbuddies, pump and dump
>focus on career, start making more money
>not afraid to pursue true passions anymore
>no fucks given
Thanks /pol/
>>68064547
>had a beard before beards were cool because I wanted to grow it out
>now too lazy to shave on a regular basis and I look like a 14-year-old boy (but with wrinkles) without one
>look stupid without a moustache
It irritates me that new-age faggots have these things, but I sure as hell am not going to change my appearance because of them.
>>68066167
FUCKING LEAF is right. Making a big deal about a beard, wearing "le manly beard :DDD, muh lumberjack pun" t-shirts, etc is shit tier behavior. Grow a beard or don't, but it doesn't make the man.
>>68066441
There's a large amount of these guys that wear glasses ironically. Like there's glass in them but don't correct any vision problems. My sister dated one of those faggots for a while.
>>68065323
Can't help but think that the people here who bitch about guys with beards just can't grow one themselves.
>>68064547
Whatever, Gillette shill.
Clean shaven is femanization, which is guaranteed degeneracy for any male.
>>68067034
I think you are wrong
>>68065514
just yayoi
There's nothing wrong with having a beard/facial-hair; there IS a problem with making it your identity.
Can you grow a beard without testicles? Does anyone know? I can't find a definitive answer.
>tfw growing a nice full beard, but all i can muster is a shitty little mexistache that doesn't even connect to my beard
>no glasses because I'm not defective
>bearded because it keeps my chin warm
Typical beard fag in pic related
>>68067452
Just shave the stache and then join ISIS
>>68067452
I'm growing a Mosley
A good stache is right-wing as fuck tbqh familia
>>68064547
Big beard = weak jawline = weak bloodline
>>68064547
Stop caring about wether they have beards or not.
Just focus on their political standings and beliefs.
>>68066726
Sounds like you just turned in to a massive arsehole.
Thats the effect of /pol/ alright. I've been coming here for 6 years. I'm the biggest cunt ever
>>68066479
Yes. Also losing weight my face looks rather different, I noticed I have high cheekbones and a square jaw with still more room to hollow out in my cheeks. Basically dem model aesthetics one day. Beards look shit on me and I can grow a full one.
FUCKING HIPSTERS!!
>>68064547
>mfw always rocked a beard since I was 15
>10 years later hipsters ruin them for everyone
i had a part time job in Walgreen "got fired for trowing a gallon of milk to the manager is ok he was a chink" anyway it was funny to see hipsters with fedoras buying 100$ of shampoos,conditioners and shit for their beards and then acting like billy badass
>>68067854
Best example of that is this faggot.
i fucking hate nu-males. I work in a local hardware store, and marina, I have ca payment, own guns, hate liberals, and am voting Trump, but because I have a beard and glasses I'm lumped in with these faggots.
>>68068376
it's Hitler moustache all over again
>>68064711
>>68064547
>>68064547
why do fat people try to hide the double chine/ no jawline with their pube beards?
It looks awful. We know you're fat because the rest of your body isn't hiding behind a beard.
Cut the pubes off.
>>68064547
I hate the beard fags that have to mention their beard at any chance they get like a vegan that can't stay quiet about being a vegan.
>>68064547
Fuck off. If it suits you, wear one. If not, don't.
If you can't grow a proper one then shave it.
>>68068578
Motherfucking sjws
>>68068984
r8 8/8
wf
>>68064547
It's true. I can't count how many scrawny latte-sipping nu-male cucks cradling their iPhones on my uni campus also happen to have full-grown beards. It's the masculine equivalent of a Band-Aid.
/pol/ agenda is so fucked that having facial hair automatically makes you a cuck, when in reality it's your Hitler mentality that because I can't __________ I have to make sure everyone that has/ is ___________ is objectively wrong in every way and should be euthanized.
That's what happens when you have a baby face and no jaw line, you can't grow one so pure jealousy embodies your stupid fucking threads and you sit and argue about it.
>when you're this redpilled but still take male qualities and emasculate them
Lol
>>68069099
Joke's on you, I'm a manlet.
>>68064547
That guy looks like he's a jew
>tfw have to wear a beard or I look fucking 12
KILL ME
>>68065323
>tfw leftists turned glasses into a fashion trend
DAY OF THE ROPE WHEN
>>68064547
The beard is the new fedora
>not being clean shaven
>not being fit
>not being well dressed
Why do people listen to these fucking beta cuck nu males. Disgusting as fuck.
>>68065514
Not really.
In Vietnam, if you cannot grow a beard, other men will call you a faggot or a homo. Faggots here even buy some kind of cream to grow beard.
But the right way is to have a 5 o'clock shadow ( whatever it is called) to show that you can always grow a beard but you prefer having a tidy face.
>>68064547
keep that face clean shaven I'll send you a new razorblade once a month for a good price
>>68068984
faggot
>>68069668
forgot pic
>>68064547
>tfw beard and glasses
This thing is older than my children. Now these faggots have had me seriously considering shaving it off recently.
>>68064547
I have a beard however i keep it well trimmed, is this still degenerate /pol/?
>>68069769
don't bro
we have to take it back from them
>>68069714
>undercut
>beard
>fat
Typical leftist nu-male scum
>>68064547
Who /stubble/?
there is nothing wrong with a beard if you are actually a real man but those are few and far between these days, even on /pol/
Reminder that God emperor Trump refuses to succumb to the nu-male beard cancer
>>68069422
spades?
>>68069714
trim the beard and wash your face
>>68069794
Well trimmed is the worst kind. Indicating, as it does, an unmanly attention to appearance and grooming.
>>68069794
Yes. Here on /pol/ we obsessively fetishize the 1940s, and obsessively fetishizing any other decade is degeneracy.
If you don't own and use this, you are not a real man.
Real men know how to groom themselves and act with decorum.
Children run amok, look like savages, and hide behind bodily functions.
>>68064547
fucking sucks i wear glasses and have a beard but i'm short-tempered and shy, the exact opposite of a numale
I really do look like one :(
>>68064547
>Every where I go I see nu-males with their glasses and beards
Its because he is brown and a cuck m8.
If you are a naturally charismatic and confident person you can get away with LITERALLY anything. This guy isn't thought lol
>>68070237
Lol @ saftey razor. Straight edge is for men, saftey razors are for teenagers
>>68064547
beards have always been and continue to be a symbol of masculinity and status. OP must have a patchy dead rat for a beard, so sad.
>>68070237
I dont use this.
I just prefer my scissors
>>68070368
it cant be helped bro
don't let /pol/ intimidate you
>>68070516
>Straight edge is for men, saftey razors are for teenagers
No.
Cartridge razors are for teenagers.
Safety razors are for men who have careers.
Straight razors are for snobs and retirees who think stropping is a good use of their time.
>be me
>1st grade. Eyes are complete shit. Must get glasses.
>Spend the next 20 year breaking every metal pair I ever buy.
>Buy some sick Ray-Ban black plastic frames. Sweet. They don't slip off my head when I'm sweating. Really thick. No need to worry about too much stress on them.
>Start browsing /pol/
>Realize I look like a nu-male without trying.
>Plot revenge.
>>68064547
Beard must me longer than 6 inches and not trimmed sculpted or styled to be considered manly. Pony tailing while eating and sleeping is acceptable.
>>68064825
Same man. Oh well.
>>68064547
truecar blah blah blah
>>68069769
>listening to people on /pol/ who can't grow a beard so they think no one should have one
Never
Ever
The opinions of ugly losers are irrelevant. Cut your hair, style your beard, and wear your clothes in a way that makes you look good.
>>68065519
Please kill me senpai. I have a recessed chin and can't grow shit for a beard. Is it over for me? Am I doomed?
Give it a couple years and some other dumbass shit will be trendy
The ride never ends
One of the hottest girls I know in NYC even called out this faggot hipster trend. It's beard city there.
>>68069645
What you guys call "beards" we call peach fuzz, and grow during puberty. Google "vietnamese guys with beards" and it looks like someone got creative with superglue and pubes.
I've got something basically the same as pic related simply because my facial naturally adopts that pattern with very minimal effort on my part.
>>68070800
>saftey razor
>men
Also checked
>>68068531
He actually has a ridiculous jawline. Like comical it's so defined.
>>68065336
Because the majority of dudes rocking beards these days are pussy ass liberal hipsters and the manly beard is a direct contradiction to everything about them, hence making the once iconic manly beards no longer a symbol of masculinity but instead a symbol of pussified faggotry
>>68070136
Its not that well trimmed like the fag in the photo, just kept in line and at a standard length as the trimmer i have is set to. No extra detailing or any of that
>not having a fashionable, thick 5 o' clock shadow stubble thing
>actually falling for le epic reddit beard shit
Why do they do it? Do you think you look like a viking? You look like a fucking moron. Be a man and shave every other day
>>68070136
Those actually look like some people I know, but I can't tell if it's just because they all look the same or if it's really them.
>>68071057
I'm kinda in your same boat, tempted to try Rogaine.
Most of these beta beards just make you look like a tryhard cuck arab wannabe.
Either go full biker beard, classy moustache, or nothing at all.
>>68064547
Nu-males are the problem, not beards. Beards have been a part of manliness for centuries, and I wont allow a bunch of faggot-come-lately cucks to co-opt them.
>>68066695
Forty keks
>>68070237
>>68070516
>>68070800
real men shave with the knives they'll use to kill the dangeorus game they hunt later that day to feed their tribe
Ramzam Kadyrov disagrees beards are degeneracy and invites you to tour his personal army cracking down on deviancy
>>68071333
>2016
>>still a white male
>>68070237
>using anything with "safety" in the name to display manliness unironically
>>68064547
Its fine if maintained, which your OP image is not an example of
Muslims think messy beards are manly, when they are really filthy
Beards and tats used to be reserved for real men now beta hipsters have turned them into a fashion statement. Nothing makes me rage harder then seeing some limp wristed beta skinny punk bitch boy rocking a sleeve and beard
>>68071571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWSTE6WLB0Y
>>68070136
There's gay and there's that fucking picture.
>>68064547
I used to keep a good stubble just to break the wind while I lived in Alaska. It would be retarded to have a smooth shave there. I now shave every other day. Carrying on the tradition from Alaska where getting supplies was unreliable at best, I still use a straight razor to shave. I sharpen them myself just like every male in my family and only buy shaving soap. It costs me about $30 a year to shave. I think having a beard or not is a personal choice but the real idiots are the ones who got sucked into the disposable razor scheme. Shave with a straight razor, brush, and shave soap just once and you will never go back.
>>68064547
It's not the having the beard that is the issue, it's the thinking that the beard is what makes you manly is the issue. I keep mine well maintained, but I don't act like it's the most important thing about me.
>>68070237
Real men shave off what God gave them?
Shaving is for men who want to look more like women.
>>68071642
>>68071246
You kids have obviously never done risk assessments or been responsible for the lives of others.
Prioritizing safety is a matter of tribalism, and it's what real men do in order to protect what is most important.
Anybody who disregards safety is a naive, reckless child with limited knowledge of the harshness of reality.
Whereas children take risks blindly with disastrous results, men take calculated risks and succeed.
>2016
>not having a hitler stache
why is life so hard?
I'm just lazy
leave me alone
>nu-males
This is a thing now all the sudden?
how i look senpai?
>>68072173
that's me!
>>68064547
agreed. i shaved off my beard a couple weeks ago.
started it in 2008 when onigger won, was my protest against faggotry. now all faggots have them so, never again.
>>68072580
should I shave, /pol/?
>>68073194
No, but you should comb it and tame it a bit tbqh.
>>68073194
You've got the young Santa look, keep it and dye it gray.
>>68072173
>real women shave off what God gave them?
I don't like where this reasoning leads.
>>68072173
>Real men shave off what God gave them?
In a state of nature, man is an uneducated, leaf-eating beast whose only purpose is to spread DNA and leave a corpse that revitalizes the soil.
Civilization is not the product of man in a state of nature, but rather man in a state of evolution and progress rooted in the desire to be, do, and achieve more.
You think going natural is the end-all-be-all of manliness, but true masculinity is taking what you have been given and building upon it until you are unquestionably better.
Unrefined men are nothing more than wasted potential because they do not aspire to make the most of what they have been given or become better people.
They resort to crude and fleeting displays of virility, and they do not know how to communicate effectively, lead efficiently, or set examples for their children.
We did not land on the moon because we allowed ourselves to remain savages who lacked discipline, foresight, intelligence, or refinement.
Every time you groom yourself, you are acknowledging that you are not a beast, and that civilization is yours to uphold as an enlightened and evolved being.
>>68072580
>>68073194
looking pretty ironic m8
I bet you work in IT
>>68073194
I used to have a beard like yours, but I had to shave it because of my new job.
>>68070368
i swear to god you post the same thing in the same thread every time
>>68072580
>>68073194
Magnificent bastard potential. Brush it with an actual hair brush (several times), apply argan oil, but you must scissor off the rough ends.
Ultimate grooming tip: hold a hand mirror to your big mirror, check the backs and sides. If magnificent in all angles (may take sculpting) then, and only then, you've done it right.
>>68073448
I used to have a beard like your, then I took an ironic hipster to the knee.
>>68073286
yeah looking pretty haggard right now. it's all pushed forward and spread. worst possible shape.
>>68073305
santa look sounds better than homeless dude, thanks
been growing it for ~7 months now. we'll see how I deal with it once it gets warm out. fun experience but if beards really are degenerate I I will lose it.
>>68066131
The origin of nu-male psychology.
>>68073328
>Every time you groom yourself, you are acknowledging that you are not a beast, and that civilization is yours to uphold as an enlightened and evolved being.
So Puerto Ricans are the apex of civilization?
Everyone of those mother fuckers considers a barber visit every 2 weeks a necessity and have insane grooming standards.
>>68064547
What if you had a beard before the whole hipster craze? And I don't wear glasses.
>>68070976
Kek
I got a beard to hide my fatass doublechin.
>>68064547
>I can't grow a nice beard so I am angry at the world
Its okay OP, I have enough beard for both of us. I'll save you my trimmings and make you a nice beard wig.
>>68073448
yeah decided to grow it in case I get a job. finishing school right now.
>>68073395
. won't be in IT but I am in STEM
>>68073724
that sounds tough but I appreciate your encouragement and will give it my best. I will try to sculpt something magnificent before I shave it, if I shave it.
Gillette razor shill detected
>>68073448
did you shave before job interviews or after?
I sort of don't wanna cuck my beard until after I get a job.
I feel like at the interview I could playfully joke "i'll shave the beard if you hire me"..... iuno if that would help or hurt. guess it depends on the person. I think I can pull it off.......
>>68074022
>Everyone of those mother fuckers considers a barber visit every 2 weeks a necessity and have insane grooming standards.
A well-groomed man is neither over-groomed or under-groomed.
The boys in New Jersey who shower in cologne and hibernate in tanning beds are no more well-kempt than the boys in Chattanooga who refuse to cut their toe nails or trim their hair.
Real men never get so clean that they forget what it feels like to be dirty, but they also never get so dirty that they forget how to restore themselves to a presentable state.
Grooming is neither frivolous or effeminate; it is maintenance that we perform on ourselves to be the best possible men that we can be while carrying the torch of Western civilization.
Slovenly posters, take note: nationalism is rooted in looking your best.
My beard growing genetics are absolutely fucked. It's really thin and patchy and red despite me having brown hair. My only bet is going for the clean shaven Hitler youth look.
>>68074392
this tho
got redpilled on razors. disposable razors = multibladed jew. there's almost nothing more evil than a gillette razor
if you are going to shave, learn to use the straight razor or safety razor. save an incredible amount of money and better yourself at the same time
>>68065323
>>68074997
>I feel like at the interview I could playfully joke "i'll shave the beard if you hire me"
You won't get called back.
If the responsibility of shaving your beard and grooming yourself is too much for you, then you are out of your league.
That's what hiring managers are thinking when they see you.
You look like a joke to them.
>>68065323
>>68064547
It hides the weak jawline.
>>68075460
b..but it's 2016
I had a beard before everybody else started doing it. Every guy tends to look better with a beard, no homo.
>>68064547
I've had a beard for 15 years since I was a god damn teen....all of these faggots co-oping beards disgust me
Just because some nu-males grow beards doesn't mean I won't grow mine.
We live in a society that demonizes everything male. If males can grow beards then we should embrace them instead of shunning people who grow them.
I am not ashamed of being male. Fuck off, feminists. The only regret I have is that I trimmed my beard and fucked it up by trying to style it.
>>68064547
I-is a goatee acceptable? I always thought people with goatees like the postal dude were cool.
>>68065091
i know a hobo lumberjack sailor and he has a great beard
Don't forget these faggy haircuts.
I call this style "Storking."
>>68068130
>He tidies himself up and starts exercising
>He starts focusing on his job and making money
>that makes him an arsehole
Fuck me, no surprise from a country thats afraid of knifey spoony.
>>68075686
you look like a homo faggot
>>68075686
girly as fuck
>>68075686
>that feeling when you try as hard as you can but the moustache just won't touch the beard.
>>68065323
>>68065323
>>68064547
If I shave will you be my boyfriend? When I eat your ass, you won't enjoy it as much if I have no beard mind you. What do you think?
For the nu-male the beard isn't about manliness. It's about convenience. You don't have to do anything to grow a beard. It's not a status symbol. It just grows on your face. A clean shaven nu-male isn't very noteworthy. They think the beard is an improvement because they were never happy with how they looked to begin with.
>>68075817
forgot pic
>>68064547
So I am in my mid 20s and I could grow a full beard when I was 15. I am as /pol/ as you can be but I am sick of spending most of my money on razors. I have a beard, but I make up for it, no worries.
Please, just because hipsters are excited about their beards because they finally sprouted after undergrad lets not ruin the look.
>>68076021
>I could grow a full beard when I was 15
That's not good.
>>68075551
>b..but it's 2016
It certainly is 2016, but the need to convey responsibility and refinement during job interviews will never cease to be necessary, no matter how far into the future this civilization goes.
Millennials think that tradition is a dirty word, but as time goes on, they gradually realize that many traditions endure because humanity has found them to be proper and conducive to our success.
No matter how liberal our society becomes, we will always seek out the responsible and presentable over the irresponsible and slovenly, which is why you are expected to look your best at job interviews.
In a world where throngs of people would gladly step over your corpse to get the job that you want, you can't afford to let your opinions on fashion get in the way of your desire to succeed as a professional.
>>68075980
I found it interesting how hipster haircuts are the just the flipped up version of faggot emo styles.
>mfw cant grow any facial hair
>mfw sometimes went 9-10 months without shaving and all i could manage is a pencil thin moustache
>mfw ill never be able to cover my weak-looking chin and get bitches
Beards are a godsend. I wish I could grow one, but my genes are damaged or something
There's nothing wrong with legit beards.
The problem is that nu-males are pudgy, limp-wristed, soft-handed faggots who've never swung a hammer or done a day of real labor in their life.
>>68075686
NO
Get a hand-mirror, hold it to your big mirror and look at the inverted reflection i.e. what everyone else sees.
Develop your jaw line and even the edges of your tache for Heaven's sake.
>>68075777
Beards are for beta nu-males. Goatee's are for omega fedoras and spergs
>>68076109
There's an emo variant the hipsters have. It's essentially shorter and sometimes fauxhawks at the front. Usually worn with a beanie sagging in the back.
Essentially, it's the "hardcore" hipster with ear gauges and an inverted cross tank top. Still very close to the emo and skater roots. A good portion of ANTIFA kids are like this.
>>68075833
That's because I am. I especially like little asian dudes like you.
>>68075861
I know that feel, but it's close. It's frustrating, so I simply shave those parts and make the gap look bigger.
>>68076086
I don't know, I am some Eastern European weirdo. Shaving sucks ass. I won't let hipsters change my look into retarded fantasy liberal utopias when I had one before anyone knew who Obama was (I'm 26).
>can't grow a beard
>except on the neck
>so still have to shave every day
>rubio-like babyface
>acne at 23
At least I have a strong jawline.
>>68066479
Underrated. And I'm someone who unlike OP doesn't assume every dude with a beard and/or glasses is a nu-male. The guy throwing logic at ARE YOU KIDDING ME KEKOLD CARL had a beard for fuck's sake as does Gavin McInnes and plenty of other NOT nu-males.
But stubble is the best of both worlds. I just buzz my faze down occasionally before I shower. Conservative enough where I can still work in most respectable fields yet still displays my high test levels without having to maintain it or having a hard time eating a fucking burger.
>>68076208
Blue eyes are so feminine.
I have a beard because im too lazy/cheap to shave
But its a big bushy beard not some short well manicured beard so whatever
>>68075777
>>68076250
This
Goatees have been forever associated with the IT department guy or the guy who'd work at Comp USA circa 1998.
It only works if you've got a chiseled manly face like a biker, a viking, or a professional wrestler.
>>68070063
I love the guy, but I wouldn't take fashion advise from him unless I had a time machine and wanted to visit the east coast in the 1970s.
>need glasses to see
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im not one of them
>>68066479
>>68076346
Stubbles tend to make my jawline look weaker. I prefer to keep clean-shaven to accentuate my bone structure.
>>68064547
I just call it a cuckbeard
>tfw I need glasses because of nearsightedness
>tfw I have a beard because I'm just too lazy to shave
why do nu-male faggots have to give us a bad name
>>68076346
Jesus Christ those cheekbones
>status
[ ] not jelly
[•] grape jelly
>>68064547
cuck
>>68074997
>did you shave before job interviews or after?
I did my interviews with my beard. After I got hired, my boss told me to trim down my beard due to being in direct contact with machinery and hazardous materials.
But yeah, you should shave your beard before doing the interview unless you have either godlike charisma or an imposing "big guy 4 u" body.
>>68069553
dude so manly xddddd
>>68067504
ROBOT
>>68076836
>wanted the chiseled statue look
ISHYGDDT
>>68076372
Someone has to be white. You'd be eating raw meat if it wasn't for white people.
>>68065323
Beards in todays world symbolize laziness and poor hygiene more than anything else. Stop being a faggot and shave. It doesn't make you look cool. You're not a biker.
>>68071571
i actually shaved with a knife once, it took half an hour and looked like shit
>>68076836
It's photoshop, sucking his cheekbones in and being at a low bodyfat/high muscle balance + supplements which ANYONE can achieve if they follow the right fucking shitty broscience program if they actually want to.
Trust me. I'm an ugly duckling.
>>68073194
You shouldn't be asking us, does your boyfriend like it? Does he like the way his cum dribbles down your lips and into your face pubes? Do you lick the calcified remnants of his seed later for sustenance?
>>68077267
Oh, plus surgery from rich parents.
Don't wish to price yourself out of the market for nice, desirable, girls anon-kun.
>>68064547
It's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside.
beards are for gay men
>Tfw classic russian soldier facial hair genetics so you grow a thick moustache and eyebrows but kind of patchy everything else despite having a strong jaw to pull it off, even though it looks unusual
What do
Oy vey, not the beards! I shall hide from the razor squads!
>>68072580
back to >>>/mu/ faggot holy shit I'm surprised you haven't moved to Berlin to become an artist yet
>>68064547
>be me 4
>think beards are cool and can't wait to get older to grow one
>facial hair comes in at like 10
>hell yea dog I'm gonna have a beard soon
>5 years later all I could grown was my pencil mustache neckbeard and patches on checks
>now I'm 20 finally all the patches come together and I can grow one it's just slow as fuck but all these fucking faggots are ruining the look for me and my foot long dream beard
>still try to grow it
Still cry everytime I see a nu-male ruin my dreams
>>68076117
Rogaine or minoxidil my nigga
>>68064547
>stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg
Beards have belonged to the greatest of men since the dawn of time
Stay jelly baby face
