ITT Floridians and Aussies only
>>68060752
>>68060752
Ayy, Floridayran here.
Stuck in fucking Kentucky right now. It's fucking sleeting how the fuck am i going to make it.
>>68060947
stay strong brother, snow can't slow you down now!
>Florida, the Australia of America
You guys are welcome any time
>>68060752
>australian meets floridians
>>68060752
As the song goes "If you're gonna to be dumb you have to be tough"
>florida
>good state
>>68060752
Best beaches reporting. Can't beat the gulf coast desu familia
>>68060752
Why are Floridians similar to aussies? Is it just the close proximity to large reptiles or is there another factor you both share?
>>68060752
Ayyyyyy lmao
407 Seminole County reporting in
I have New Jersey relatives in, as they say, flaridda.
Australia, Florida, what's the difference? Both are British clay
>>68061662
>Gulf Coast
>Beaches
Disgusting. That's not New Smyrna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oiSrJ1oDuo
>>68061662
Not all Gulf Coast beaches are good. I used to live in Biloxi and the ocean there is like an unflushed toilet
561 master race
Floridians, you must take over America and create a pusedo-Aussie empire. Our combined power would be unstoppable.
>>68061673
They are both gay cunts lmao
>>68061861
I also want to add we're 84% white and getting whiter every year.
>>68062825
that looks like a boy's ass
>>68063028
You would know homo :>{)
Jacksonville reporting in!
WHO HERE NOKOMIS???
PLEASE I NEED FRIENDS ITS SO BORING OUT HERE ITS ONLY OLD PEOPLE
who /813/ here
>>68063252
Hi there Dontravius.
>>68060752
Austrailia is basically the Florida+Arizona of the Anglosphere so I'll just join in as an Arizonan. Whats up senpai
>>68063588
>Dontravius
?
Florida Man reporting 321 Melbourne
Here are my 305's and treatment for Opiate addiction for credentials
>>68063873
FLORIDAN CONFIRMED.
>>68060947
Just head south to Mitsubishi land
954 reporting. Aussies always welcome in the gun shine state
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
>>68064350
can I marry your sister so i can move over there?
I just want to start a family by the time I am 22 and work? (18 currently)
>>68060752
leader of the shitposting commonwealth here
fuck off
>>68061234
You're welcome here any time too!
>>68065434
WE get enough of your shit snowbirds down here every winter you fucking leaf niggers.
You are now aware that their logo is the bottom one and has always been.
Mandela Effect. CERN or Simulation theory
>>68066262
what the FUCK
>>68066625
Look at this shit
https://twitter.com/search?q=chic-fil-a%20since%3A2005-04-01%20until%3A2007-07-28&src=typd
>>68067464
The true brain breaker..
>>68061662
Northwest Florida. Can confirm decent beaches
>>68061673
because we have similar environments and the people are similar too
>floridans are just methed out aussies with a little hispanic in them
>>68060752
I have some Aboriginal Australian in me can I stay?
Stop sucking our dicks
813 here, stationed in nip land
904ian here, thankfully not in the shitty part
>>68060752
Florida fag here
Jacksonville hellhole
G'day cunts
>tfw surrounded by Cubans
>Miami Dade was the only county in Florida that voted for Rubio
>Everyone else is a bernout
>mfw Florida secedes from the United States and becomes the ninth state of Australia
>>68070809
But I thought Australia had 7 states: New South Wales, Queensland, South Australia, Tasmania, New Zealand, Victoria and Western Australia.
What would happen if we combined an Alligator and a Crocodile?
Florida: Australia lite
>>68065054
She's already married koala bro. But don't worry, plenty of beautiful women over here. As long as you aren't an abo you will be welcomed
>>68070903
New Zealand is 2 states, north and south islands
>>68060752
Ya mate Jason Day is playin' a mighty fine rounda golf down ere.
>Tfw Sweden is in second place
>>68065434
Fuck you snow chucker. It's subhumans like you that ruin this state every winter
>>68070988
How long would Florida Man last in Shitpostland?
>>68071009
Nah bro, Australia is actually just the west island of NZ
>A kiwi in Ausland
>>68061673
it's the heat.
>>68068724
No. Fuck off and die
>>68070903
You forgot about that tiny fucken shitcunt state called Australian Capital Territory
This is a weird thread but im reppin
32082
>>68071243
>t. moana akataki
>>68061673
I wish /pol/ had US state flags too. You'd understand, we're basically the shitpost kings of the US. Other states cannot compete.
>>68071669
How can other states even compete?
>>68060752
Chinese in Australia=Hispanics in Florida
Sounds alright I guess
>>68060752
i hate when Americans think that Aus+usa are bros or something, you are literally fags fuck off.
>>68072468
SMD faggot you dont even have publix in your shithole country
>>68072468
We made a seppo cry at the pub one night, he literally couldn't handle the bants.
It's sad seeing a grown man cry over some words.
>>68072618
Go get shot by one of the LITERALLY MILLIONS of niggers in your country.
>>68072804
>mfw australia is mad at a sandwich
wew what happened m8? I thought you guys were supposed to be elite memers
>>68067791
Fuck this gay universe, I wish Trump would ascend to God-Emperor status and send us all back.
>>68072468
>>68072618
>>68072804
>>68073101
DEATH TO THOSE WHO INSULT PUBLIX
>>68073241
desu publix is kind of expensive trash
Kroger is the best but only if I can't get to an Aldi and save all that Jew gold holy shit it's so cheap
>>68073101
America turned its back on Christ and this is what you get. You use to be a Christian nation, you use to be great.
>>68073421
we will be a great Christian nation again, you'll see.
Yeah Queensland is pretty much Florida of the country, really hot, old people retire here, hot people, and lots of drugs
>>68073548
>a great christian nation again
>electing a Jew lover
ahahahahah go put a fish oil tablet up your bum poofta
>>68073558
plus the faggots keep it to themselves for fear of getting bashed
>>68060752
Fuck off cunt.
>>68061861
Satellite beach here. Love surfing Up there in new Smyrna.
Aus fag thinking of moving to Arizona or Florida when Donald Trump becomes President reporting in.
>>68065434
>a fucking leaf
>>68073707
>he doesn't put ground gator teeth up his bum
m8...
>>68070903
Queensland and tasmania don't count.
321 repping
Just got back from publix where my space coast niggers at
>>68074883
Tasmania is the superior manlet state
>>68075350
>superior
>manlet
Didn't the tasmania goverment give millions to some abbo group to improve the place, only for them to spend it on luxury cars, and complain that they don't know how to use money?
REEEE
727 New Port Richey
this is my hell and now I must live in it
>>68075939
What's it like living in Cucktoria?
>>68076042
I live in Queensland.
>>68073421
We are a secular nation with freedom of religion. Like it or not that's how it's always been and should be
>>68076099
Stop acting like a faggot then.
Florida has it's gems, but it much of it feels like an endless suburb.
954 reporting, gunshine state #1
>>68074858
Your attempts to be an ebin memer shitposter like our Aussie friends are rather embarrassing
727 Tampa reporting in
PINE GAP IS OPERATIONAL
I REPEAT
PINE GAP IS OPERATIONAL
>>68061673
We both literally have skin so thick nothing bothers us. From this, we derive shit posting ability. Now I am not saying I shit post as good as Mick, but by God I am getting there.
>>68077422
i can shitpost better than any aussie
>>68063873
Confirmed. No suboxen bro?
BEST UNIVERSITY IN THE STATE CHECKING IN
>>68072804
I love aussies and most aussies love me. You are just having a bad day Mick. How about a game of horse shoes and a nice cold Foster's, then we can get back to make Pine Gap great again.
>>68076040
Hah I am by the country side mall. US 19 and Evans RD reporting for duty sir.
>>68077827
why are you such a dumb poorfag?
>>68071389
Publix sub bread-like typing detected.
>>68060752
Florida is awful. Worse drivers than New York
>>68078017
>paying 40k a year for an art degree
rollins a shit
>>68077939
holy FUCKING SHIT bro you live literally on the same street as my elementary school
>>68060752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt5psYK-jjM
it's like you guys have always been shitposting
Has anyone else became one with the wildlife? Every time i go camping my friends need loads of insect repellent and they still get covered in bites, but I don't use any and get 1-2 bites at most over a weekend.
No.
>>68078109
>Florida is awful. Worse drivers than New York
Funny how you named the only 2 states that Trump has residence in.
>>68061703
>Seminole county
if i see you
i will kill you
>>68073400
aldi and trader joes are the same company
if alabama and florida legalized medical and recreational marijuana... the south wouldnt be so shit. why florida and alabama? their state flags look alike, they share a border with each other, and there's beaches
>>68078306
oviedo here fight me nigger
>>68078165
Haha small world my friend. Let's get together and make Pinellas / Clearwater great again.
Also you see the Denny's blow job video? It was viral I know the girl and ate at that fucking Denny's too. Never again!
>>68077827
Fuck off cunt
>>68060752
When we building some islands in the South China sea Ameribros?
who tampa bay here
>>68070718
>tfw Cuban
I don't want to be somewhere unwanted, call your local representative and ask them to heed the call of the exiles for a reconquest, conscript the 750k men of Cuban descent.
>>68071389
Mmmm
California here suck my cock Florida
>>68078384
>oviedo
Good, i wont even need to drive to kick your ass
>>68078599
727 reporting for duty, permission to kill Sargeee.
>>68078743
Meet me at the publix on alafaya right now let's go lynch a coon in Geneva instead
But floridians are australians, and australians are floridians. Both drink excessively and can't speak proper english.
>>68078701
Pennsylvania here, all other colonies can eat shit
>>68078599
Who /stpete/ here?
>>68077827
ZERO
WINS
Holy shit how much of blakey babbies were you
>>68078701
>California here suck my cock Florida
You have to force me at gunpoint, California, and we both how that would turn out. Muh Castle doctrine, muh gunshine state.
>>68079000
state theatre is the shit
>>68063252
looks like we got ourselves a south jacksonville poop nigga
>>68079000
Sorry man. Are you neighbors all black? Clearwater is a little better at least.
>Floridian
>Race
It's not a race, it's a nationality
>>68079000
Pinellas Park here, sadly
>>68079130
Great venue
>>68079171
KIWI
>>68063439
Sorry I can't hear you over the traffic
>>68078924
>implying there's only 1 publix in oviedo on alafaya
and i aint going to coon town near JHMS, so you're gonna have to supply him
>>68078701
Looks like we got a Californian thinking he's king of Shit Mountain.
>>68079165
I dont live on the southside. I'm not a starving artist/libcuck/nigger
>>68079321
Lol nuke the whole area past division street. Literally planet of the apes
Also the publix by froggers
>>68078687
1,785,547 Cubans in U.S 892,773 man power 892,773 pussies for the men in case our war fails.
conscript us all and give us 200 tanks/100 bombers/fighters, I can cleanse my island of nigger infestation.
Australian woman are god tier, i wish i could marry one, but i dont think theyre fond of americans :(
If anyone has ever shoped at a Publix, you are welcome.
>>68079466
checked n kek'd
>>68079473
Nah fuck that publix, literally making me walk to the back of the store to get a sub
and there's more stopsigns than parking spots
Literally a 2/10 experience
>>68079466
>fresh market
eh
>>68072804
Look up trayvon martin smfhtbhrnfam
>>68078960
Do bad your're a nigger
>>68079104
Florida a state composed of the world's old people. Kiss my ass we have the 8th world's largest economy.
>>68079392
Your fucken right I'm king, boy. We carry the U.S.
>>68061234
You can come on my jet ski any time m8
>>68079682
I'm actually closer to the one by OHS. It's pretty comfy
>>68079726
Shit band for a shit state, senpai
Why do Californians get triggered upon hearing about Florida?
>>68079180
sam bowen
>>68079582
how many trump rallies have my fellow floridians gone to? I've been to 4
>>68071669
Man you got it just right. The heat keeps me indoors after the gym and running. So I must shitpost.
>>68079845
>>68079835
because florida is a better warmer cali, more crazy people here tho
>>68079835
all the earthquakes and massive fires have caused brain damage/liberalism
>>68071360
It's a territory you fucking retard. It's in the name. Proof of the failure of our public education system.
>>68079835
They view it as a rival when really there's no fucking comparing that shitskin degenerate desert to us.
>>68079791
>near OHS
>good
Their beer selection's acceptable though
>>68074883
Yea the whitest states in the country don't count. Have to be at least 50% gook to count as Australian.
>>68079835
Because, your asses need to be spanked once in a while. Remind you, that your the world's largest retirement home.
>>68080072
:^)
Is it just the temperature? Our north really is comparable to the American south(although a lot less populated), the horizontal middle contains both rural "flyover" areas and each country's largest cities and Australia's south has real hippy dippy "progressive" "intellectual" people(Melbourne, Tasmania) as well as more "bogan" "uneducated" blue collar people(Perth, Tasmania)
It seems descendants of English colonies are all the same, only affected by the temperature and various admixtures
>>68080086
>world's largest retirement home
Maybe if you live in Cape Coral.
>>68079835
california is literally retarded
sotaboy here
>>68079726
>Do bad your're a nigger
Shut up beaner
>>68080086
yeah, but at least we have the fountain of youth
Filmed in St. Pete, btw
>>68079726
i've lived in both for years.
california was water rations, dead everything, and decent snowboarding for 4-5 months. if you could make it through the forest fire on the way to the free government issued Assless Chaps expo, it was alright i guess. i mean, you take what you can get
>>68060752
813 here
my aussie guildmates make raiding late night worth it
>>68080182
Those were the days.
George Zimmerman Trial Skype Fail, Jaffa calling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq_WaA5Vneg
>>68061234
Thanks mate! Likewise for yourself.
>>68080182
>>68080291
>pic related
How many times have you rebuilt your single wide.
>>68061673
>Similar climate
>Big reptiles and sneks and stuff
>Similar population count and GDP
>Great places with good people
>>68080479
>your single wide
What are you even trying to say, Jose?
>>68080479
The area i live hasnt been hit by a major hurricane in like 23 years or something like that
BEFORE YOU CALL 911
>>68063873
I too am 321 senpai
>>68060752
Damn there are a lot of Floridafags on 4chan, heck, I've seen my town mentioned in this thread.
>>68080479
tampa bay prevents the formation of hurricanes? How many times have you rebuilt yours after another earthquake/fire?
>>68080613
yeah i was going to say, the last one of note was andrew, which was primarily miami. outside of the interior wall, the rest of a hurricane tends to hit as hard as large thunderstorm as long as you don't get swamped by tidal surge.
>>68080479
Statistically, only the southeast part of Florida ever gets hit by hurricanes, moron
>>68080367
My ass you lived here. If you did you would have never left. I'll take a little quake once every 6 months rather than el ninos and hurricanes every month.
>>68062825
oh shit nigga repping 561 tooo
>>68077827
you fucking a cunt mate? UF is the best college in the state
>>68080798
boca fag?
>>68080813
literally everyone hates UF except people that actually go to or have gone to UF
>go to hialeah
>non cubans
>go everywhere non cubans
I do not want to see non exiles.
>>68072618
>mfw family is old friends of the family that founded publix
>>68080479
Oh 2004, how I remember you well.
>tfw you lived in Winter Haven in 2004
>tfw you and your parent lost everything
>lol oh well, we are all still alive and thats what matters
>that's why you plan ahead and have insurance
>THAT FUCKING RAGE when just one year later New Orleans decides to have their post hurricane Katrina chimp outs
>>68080813
fuck yeah gators
>>68080785
>>68080770
>Florida not underwater for less than half the year. Top lel. Your getting a new hurricane every year.
We only get fires once a year if that.
>>68080788
>el ninos and hurricanes every month.
how does weather work?
>>68080917
yeah even people here hate UF but most agree its still better than UCF, personally USF has the nicest campus around
>>68066262
Is this real life? Why does everyone call it Chic?
>>68081004
>00 hurricane years
>parents thought our home wasn't safe
>we'd stay in a hotel every single time
it was so fucking weird living in a hotel for like 3 days while a hurricane struck
![883966_1321809204210_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sl7HNYR.jpg "883966_1321809204210_full[1].jpg")
>>68080788
reminder that a little quake once every 6 months is not the pressure being relieved on a fault, but rather, a plate settling into a more stressed position. only fault shifts will settle the buildup. your little earthquakes are like small farts before a giant shit.
>select all images with boats
>>68077708
m8, m24/3 just because you can dream it dosnt mean it'll ever be true
>>68060752
Louisiana>Florida>Aussie
>>68074165
HOLY SHIT MY MAN
>>68080921
Florida 1,213,438 6.5
California 88,607 0.2
New Jersey 83,362 0.9
New York 70,803 0.4
Texas 46,541 0.2
Georgia (U.S. state) Georgia 25,048 0.3
Illinois 22,541 0.2
Nevada 21,459 0.8
North Carolina 18,079 0.2
Pennsylvania 17,930 0.1
Virginia 15,229 0.2
Massachusetts 11,306 0.2
Arizona 10,692 0.2
Maryland 10,366 0.2
Louisiana 10,330 0.2
Michigan 9,922 0.1
Connecticut 9,490 0.3
Kentucky 9,323 0.2
Tennessee 7,773 0.1
Ohio 7,523 0.1
Washington 6,744 0.1
Colorado 6,253 0.1
South Carolina 5,955 0.1
Missouri 4,979 0.1
Oregon 4,923 0.1
New Mexico 4,298 0.2
Alabama 4,064 0.1
Indiana 4,042 0.1
Wisconsin 3,696 0.1
Minnesota 3,661 0.1
Oklahoma 2,755 0.1
Kansas 2,723 0.1
Nebraska 2,152 0.1
Mississippi 2,063 0.1
Utah 1,963 0.1
District of Columbia 1,789 0.3
Rhode Island 1,640 0.2
Hawaii 1,544 0.1
Arkansas 1,493 0.1
Delaware 1,443 0.2
New Hampshire 1,349 0.1
Iowa 1,226 0.0
Alaska 927 0.1
Idaho 825 0.1
Maine 783 0.1
West Virginia 764 0.0
Vermont 510 0.1
Montana 421 0.0
Wyoming 275 0.0
South Dakota 265 0.0
North Dakota 260 0.0
send all Cubans to these areas and all non Cubans elsewhere.
Westchester, Florida 65.69%
Hialeah, Florida 62.12%
Coral Terrace, Florida 61.87%
West Miami, Florida 61.61%
University Park, Florida 59.80%
Olympia Heights, Florida 57.65%
Tamiami, Florida 56.63%
Hialeah Gardens, Florida 54.31%
Medley, Florida 51.91%
Make it illegal for a Cuban to move to a non Cuban area, done.
>>68060752
>florida
>white
>>68081053
At least we have water. How's your 100 year old water problem?
>>68081077
>personally USF has the nicest campus around
I would agree for the campus as a whole, but for specifically a college of business and for dorms FGCU is damn close. The dorms are literally lake from condos.
>>68081297
>bayou nigger
>better than anyone
>>68060752
>Has three NFL teams
>They're all shit
>>68080788
eh, ive lived both, its like, cali has better weed, less old people, more stuff going on desu and its not hot as balls all the time, but other than that, its expensive as fuck, way more bullshit going on and mostly just not as nice places unless you go to like the mountains in the middle of nowhere
but, hurricanes aint that bad dont live in a trailer and dont be a bitch
>>68081536
Bucs weren't too bad this year, honestly.
I lived in Denver for around 8 years so I'm a broncos fan too. Eat shit.
>>68081391
The Cuban problem is done with and you will never have to see another Cuban again, and I will not have to see another retarded Jew puppet again.
>>68081464
>>68060752
get the fuck out, burger
we aren't going anywhere near your poofter asshole
we're on our own with a fucking ocean between us and everyone else for a reason, faggot
Winter Park/UCF reporting
>>68060752
DAILY REMINDER: Florida in our water supply is dumbing us down.
>>68067464
It was after this that this show came about..
coincidence? I think so... but only in this universe... I think not so in the parallel
>>68081468
Were fine. We steal it from those pussy in Arizona and potheads in Oregon. They are all to willing to suck our cock.
>>68081656
>I'm a broncos fan too
>broncos fan too
>too
>>68081784
haha good joke aussie bro, i lmao'd on the floor rolling. we're two cool dudes. don't tell england i stayed up late
sydney reporting in with south beach miami.
mmmmm... niiiice...
>>68081692
>>68082120
build walls surrounding it and we will either die or prosper, don't care.
>>68081536
the bucs are going to win the superb owl in the next 3 years, cap it
>>68081911
>liking 2 teams is a bad thing despite living in both areas
Does it trigger you?
Floridian here
I am a confirmed shitposter.
>>68060752
Any 863 rednecks on?
>>68073101>>68078039
>>68073241>>68079466
>>68078701
Kentucky is the best
That is all
>>68069774
Air force bro. I was air force and always dreamed of being stationed here at mac dil. Never happened, but I'm out now.
>>68082334
>Any 863 rednecks on?
Grew up in Winter Haven, in Estero for college now.
I just wanna post again to rep the epic glory that is pub subs
>>68060752
Floridians: The only people worse than Louisiana
Filthy fucking alligators
>>68082426
Shut up KFC
>This triggers the Floridian
>>68082671
There are more gators in Louisiana than Florida. We're the lightning strike capital tho.
So it seems Florida is the epicenter of American shitposting? Good to know our hispanic heritage always finds ways to bless the world with its glory
>>68082987
Florida and Cali = Shitposter central
>>68076040
we should have a 727 meet
>>68077939
lmao I live off Solon, I could walk to your house
>>68082758
I sense some Bluegrass envy
>>68082987
White people in Florida are the best shitposters though. Hispanics dont shitpost about grocery store sandwiches
>>68081464
>>florida
>>white
>>68083132
Fuck dude I use to smoke blunts in the park in your neighborhood, I miss the bay
>>68082987
Fuck off columbia Florida is an anomaly that has nothing to do with you
>>68078109
The drivers here have me return home before sunset like a fucking reverse vampire I shit you not, after 8:00pm prepare for bm
>>68060752
This whole thread is embarrassing desu.
Is the panhandle REALLY part of Florida or is it just Lower Alabama?
