What the hell is that thing?
Stop kicking him! He's already dead
>>68052427
What does it look like to you?
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>68052427
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
ostioperosis, her spine is collapsing
>>68052427
>even now Jeb's campaign has still spent twice as much as any other candidate
DAD'S FRIENDS ARE GONNA FREAK!
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
Wow, this is the first mention of Jeb I've seen for over a month. Time flies
>>68052427
Imagine Jeb being all machiavelic back in the they, as they say he aways wanted to be president. "yes, mexican america will sure endorse me for this" he may have though.
Oh, what a terrible mistake.
>>68053034
EYES. ITS THE ONLY THING
>>68052427
I think it was a calculated marriage, like in the old days for power and influence.
The Bush family wanted a dynasty.
So this is what I think has happened. Jeb along with his brothers were groomed over decades. After George Jr. It was supposed to be his shot, all the cards were in place. The guacamole, the hispanic wife, his poor spanish; all set up to appeal to the minorities in a gambit to win over democratic votes.
He didn't expect Trump, and now he'll never be able to run again. Now he'll have to live the lie that is his life.
>>68052427
APOLOGIZE TO MY WIFE
>>68052427
NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS
>>68052427
Holy shit, wtf. that is fucking disgusting. how are her legs and arms so thin but she's so fat?
LOL Jeb bush is a fucking fag
>>68052427
Mr Trump I will not stand here while you insult my goblin!
>>68052427
She looks pregnant.
>>68052427
The correct term is Cock Goblin, sometimes they even invite Big Black Cock Goblin over to join in their hardcore DnD sessions.
>>68052990
is she like 90?
>>68053474
australian tier bantz.
>>68053322
Basically.
>>68053255
...And this was him desperately trying to put his gambit into action and failing miserably. As was him not using glasses to look cool in his last breath. The guy is a caricature.
>>68052427
Could've been your next first lady
>>68053322
I forgot about that. Kek
>>68053527
but not with a baby
he cuddles at night with that thing...
LET THE BODIES HIT THE
She doesn't let him speak English in the house either. He's a true cuck.
>>68053527
Stupid Canada, eveybody knows that Mexicans lay eggs
>>68053900
Those proportions aren't even human. Skinny legs + a beer gut + floppy tits all in a very portable package.
>>68052427
>>68053900
What the fuck is that ugly troglodyte looking filth?
>>68052427
To be fair, she was probably the most enticing luscious woman in the orange field when she was younger. The Mexican woman is the most beautiful and desirable woman on the planet in her youth. No other woman comes close to her. Whites are second class compared to a young sexy Mexican woman. Their bodies are the finest on earth, their hips and thighs and ass, designed by nature to entice the white man in to breeding as many little Aztec children as possible. Throw in the possibility of pandering to an exponentially growing Hispanic population during a campaign, and there you go. I understand completely how he fell for her.
![jeb-bush-435[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m7DH1Lf.jpg "jeb-bush-435[1].jpg")
>>68053255
Jeb didn't have much of a strategy for the presidential race except pandering to Hispanics. Its obvious that he married Columba to try to appeal to Hispanic voters.
>be Jeb
>it's 1975 or whatever
>be in Mexico teaching Mexicans how to speak English and break into America
>see the most beautiful girl
>perfect in every way
>going to marry her
>finally feel l did something right
>dad hates her for being catholic
>I convert
>dad call my kids the brown ones
>it's okay, at least my wife is still hot
>it's 2015
>wife looks like a goblin but I still try to live
>kids are broken and a mess
>my campaign has spent more than anyone else
>I failed my dad because I will never be president
>I just want my waifu back
>YEBBBBBB MISTA TRUMP IS ON DEY PHONE AGAIN! HE SAY HE WANTS TO WISH JOO THE BEAST AND HOPES JOO ALP HIIIM MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>68054493
But they age worse than rotting garbage.
For example, this mexican woman is 35.
>>68053215
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
Say what you want but she was pretty ok during her times, she aged like the Japanese women
>>68054849
BUT IT'S MADE OF ALL
Daily reminder all womanlets will lose 4-5 inches to age
>>68054265
she was a qt 30 years ago women age like milk
>>68054913
She still looks like a fucking goblin. No wrinkles, but still a fucking goblin
Jeb bush is ugly, so it makes sense why he has ugly woman.
Plus American women like jerks, job bush is a not even normal or jerk but a push over.
>>68052427
Dude. 10 to 1 says she was a Latina Loli when she was in her twenties and pretty. Sure, she probably aged like milk instead of wine, but you honestly never know how you're gonna age, and if sex and sex alone is all that keeps you with your partner, you won't last until you're hair is grey anyways.
Jeb has enough to make fun of, and honestly, he's already out. Making fun of his wife, who probably looked something like pic related in her twenties, isn't cool, and is in fact a sign of shit taste.
>>68055361
See:
>>68055158
>>68055084
My point, it stands.
>>68055361
desu with a woman 4'9 even jebs 5 incher must has been hitting her gut and making her cum buckets
>mfw this is how most women look besides 6'0+ tall faggots
LMAO
>Columba's the only girl Jeb has ever had
>His entire marriage is to appease to Hispanic voters that never came for him
JUST
Anyone have that screencap from that Bush biography where one of his family members said it was obvious Jeb married Columba because she was his first?
>>68052427
Under the spell of a goblin shaman
>>68052427
what fuck is wrong with it's legs?!
>>68055361
>is in fact a sign of shit taste.
No, having degenerate pedophillic artwork saved to your computer is though.
>>68053920
This man is just so fuckin disconnected from reality. I mean look at him, so fuckin childish its almost painful to watch him attempting to be hip. He's like a retarded grandpa thats trying to integrate into a group of jocks. Thank god he fuckin sunk into oblivion may we never see him again.
>>68055158
For fucks sake, Jeb, color correct your faded photos. It's not hard!
I push tortillas into my Guac...
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache...
But it's made of all the things I am today...
Donald, he never stops, he works it's way up high...
If this race goes on...
>>68056106
>>68052427
Myth: Jeb Bush is married to a goblin from middle earth
Reality: Jeb Bush's goblin wife was actually born in Mexico
>>68052427
>don't talk to me or my wife ever again
>>68055778
He said it himself, she was his first date (he was 19 when he met her).
Let that sink in. Rich family, yet this guy was still a khv until he visited a 3rd-world country on a high school field trip.
Let that sink in as well--he was 19 and still in high school.
>>68056261
Salsa?
>>68056225
Zeno is a pedo
>>68053900
Based Trump
>>68052427
She looks like mr potato head, kek.
>>68056261
pls have sex
Jeb is a MESS
>>68056684
hnggg
>>68056261
>Rich family, yet still a khv at 19
w-words can hurt too you know ;_;
>>68053584
fuck i forgot about that show. pretty funny desu senpai.
>>68053900
>>68053900
>>68053900
>>68053900
In all honesty, Jeb is most likely actually gay or autistic. This was the first woman he met, and he had to find someone willing to fuck him, and act as his beard, outside of the states. The only one willing is a fucking goblin.
Daily reminder Jeb is 6'3" tall and has a 9.5 inch cock
>yfw you marry a qt3.14 and time turns her into that horrid singing thing that George Lucas digitally farted into the original trilogy
