What do you think is going on in Area 51?
>>68048485
they're planning area 52
illegal aliens
INS for the planet
interplanetary breeding grounds
aliens or weapon testing.
Homosexual tendencies
>>68048485
obama's porn stash
>>68048485
You dumb faggot. That is area 66, a FEMA camp.
ayy lmao
Snort alien fetus ashes, dance hard techno
they are developing trump clones to take over the world in a mass scale domination.... which has already started
>>68048485
Beautiful white women being forcefully impregnated by AYY LMAOs
Interracial breeding experimentation.
>>68048485
weapons and aircraft testing. nothing special. they will shoot you for trespassing though.
>>68049057
I sure hope this is true and theres hd video footage of it
a bunch of german scientifics were taken hostages right in the aftermath of ww2.
They worked on "advanced technology" there.
Americans can't invent shit and didn't want to reveal their plans to the commies, so they throwed a smoke bomb; alliens. Area 51 was the chosen facility to make the cover up, and had to be sourrounded with that aura, that mist of shadow.
>>68048485
The Groom Lake complex, one of many undergound complexes were unnethical experimentation is the least ugly thing.
>>68048485
probably nothing important or secret anymore. its too much of a meme now. if you really wanted to hide stuff would you put it in your infamous "super secret" base that everyone around the world knows about?
>>68049250
>Americans didn't want to reveal their plans to the commies, so they deliberately brought attention to the place
>>68049250
>Americans can't invent shit
top kek m8
>>68048485
High powered meme development site, it can produce and test millions of memes per second
>>68049560
>Denial
>>68049560
Lol, german minds created the technology to put the first man on the moon (Werner Von Braum) and had the A-bomb within hand-reach. Even the helicopter.
Not that the Ruskis wouldn't have taken those scientifics, but what you did was plain and simple cultural appropiation.
At least, give some credit faggots
>>68049733
>what is the Atom bomb?
>what are liquid fueled rockets?
>what are videogames?
>what are airplanes?
>what are cellphones?
>what is email?
>>68050340
>doesnt realize Robert Goddard is the father of rocketry
>>68050340
This
Drumpf brand nutritional resupplementation hooked up to that big reptile patch in his head
>>68048485
Area 51 is so fucking stupid. It's supposed to be top secret but everybody knows about. They should have shut this shit down and moved it somewhere else under a new name.
Wepons testing nothing else.
>>68050365
jew created the a-bomb
german created videogames
indian invented email
Probably not much these days thanks to public interest in the area.
Experimental Aircraft. Rumored ET technology
>>68051022
they were all american breh. thats how nationality works.
>>68051177
t. American who thinks they invented the lightbulb
RAPE
>>68051134
I think the ufo craze around area 51 just adds to plausible deniability. If there was actual alien technology stuff going on, any leak could easily be shrugged off as yet more roswell conspiracy nonsense.
>>68051294
I purposely didnt put down light bulb because I knew Edison wasn't the only one. if you think Oppenheimer or Higinbotham arent American you must be retarded.
>>68050512
>implying that didn't do that already about 3 decades ago
>implying there isn't areas 52-999 that you don't know about
>>68051177
>>68051177
fuck you breh, they came from other countries breh. americans steal shit from real inventors breh
>>68051583
>a leaf
>>68048608
fpbp
aircraft testing, classified research center for new weapons, aircraft and other projects.
I have spent plenty of time watching documentaries and /x/ tier stuff If aliens exist I doubt they would contain them exclusively in that base
A group of liars gave a few foolish men the technology to enslave themselves and all the world. Despite what president Shinra's son claims, fear works wonders.
weapons testing
prototype aircraft and spacecraft
headquarters for soldiers trained for space warfare (I wonder what the name of that unit is)
allen
>>68051643
>obesity
>>68051583
ok so i guess im irish then? Oppenheimer and Higinbotham (inventor of the first vidya) were both born in the US. Ayyadurai was born in India so maybe you have a case there, but honestly how can you be this retrded. im not saying america invented everything btw, just responding to the nigga that said america never invented anything.
>>68051556
Good idea.
Apparently all the shifty stuff has moved to the desert over here
>>68048485
Video games.
>>68048485
Successful experiments into what the afterlife is and walking battlesuit development, no reason they can't work on two things.
>>68049250
that was Los Alamos dumbass
>>68049250
Americans can't invent shit? Well, Jack Kilby invented the integrated circuits that are in whatever device you're using.
>>68051914
yes, potato nigger.
>>68048485
Just a bunch of bored twenty-somethings sitting around pretending that there's still secretive activity going on there.
>>68051583
Following your logic then Hulk Hogan isn't American
>>68052301
what are you the? dont tell me you're an aboriginal? lol leafs really are shitposters. get off the internet maple nigger.
Convincing everyone to believe aliens exist so the US government can get away with whatever they want so long as they make it look like it was aliums™.
Then all they have to do is tell the public that it wasn't aliens.
>>68052403
Hulk is a real american! he fights for the rights of every man!
>>68048485
Biggest meme factory ever created
Bernie people breeding program
>>68048485
Obviously they are distracting the world from everything that happens at Area 52
>>68052566
HE'S OURS NOW!
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
SAID THAT HE ISN'T AMERICAN!
>>68052714
SHEEEEEIT! that Gawker money will sure go a long way down there tho. he could probably buy the whole country.
>>68049448
hide in plain site man
Get everyone to believe one thing but say officially its another, whilst it's actually something completely different
>>68048485
testing exotic prototype weaponry
preforming dangerous (and illegal) experiments, probably on people
unlikely to be aliens present
Some nasty kikes.
area 51 is called the groom lake facility, it's where they developed the U2, tons of pictures of it because you can climb bald and badger mountain and tikkaboo peak and kind of not get caught if you're sneaky. It's actually a black project facility for R&D of drones and interesting weapons systems. been there before.
dreamlandresort.com
>>68048485
Classified and advanced military tech.
It used to be the main testing area for Lockheed Skunkworks' latest projects.
It's an airport near a dry lake. Since they declassified information regarding the site a few years ago, you can bet they're testing the interesting projects elsewhere now.
>>68048955
Where do I apply?
>>68048485
Stealth Aircraft development, Naval Bombing range.
>>68048485
Aliens maybe, definitely experimental aircraft, maybe experimental weapons. Probably some other military science projects related to agricultural without natural light, sensory deprivation experiments, and off the books combat drug trials.
>>68052077
Welcome to our fortress tall
Take some time to show you around
Impossible to break these walls
For you see the steel is much too strong
Computer banks to rule the world
Instruments to sight the stars
>>68048485
nowadays it's probably just a decoy/tourist attraction to keep people from looking for the military's current secret bases
