SWEDEN CRIES FOR HELP
> Wildlife experts say the American lobster, which may also be slightly larger and different in colour to the native European lobster, brings dangers to European lobsters.
>“They pose several potential risks for native species, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local species and produce hybrid species
>Sweden does not want the American crustacean to darken EU waters in case it spreads diseases and kills off its smaller cousin
#LOBSTERSWELCOME
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/mar/18/invasion-of-the-american-lobsters-sweden-asks-eu-for-help
Sweden no this is not tolerant
>tfw american lobsters are cucking our swedish lobsters
We take preserving seafood more seriously than preserving ethnic Swedes and a functional society.
I believe a "JUST" is in order.
>>68047555
>even Swedish lobsters get cucked by foreigners
You literally can not make this up
>>68047986
JUST
>>68047555
Oh, the irony
>>68047555
Know the saying about pets and their owners? As expected of sweden.
>>68047555
I'm from Maine, and let me tell you, Sweden can go fuck themselves. Our state's economy has been struggling for as long as I can remember, and now the swedes want to lop off 25% of the revenue from one of the major industries here? I hope the Mudslimes burn their worthless country to the ground.
Refugee lobsters lelele
>>68048076
KEK
>>68047931
>mfw
>>68047555
ironically, our native cray fish was fished to extinction, and they had to bring in American cray fish.
>>68047555
Well, I'm disgusted with Sweden. We are to be accepting all creatures
why are there world filters on the board that most praises freedom on 4chan
fucking stalinist mods
Fucking hell Sweden, step it up already.
>>68047555
>darken EU waters
sounds a bit racist
>>68047931
>>68048165
lel
>>68047555
>Unsatisfied by the total annihilation of the original human population of Sweden, the government began to work on culturally enriching Sweden's wildlife.
>Within the century, almost all of Sweden's biological life would've been replaced by a foreign equivalent
>>68048366
Ours are better, anyway
>>68047986
like... i just dont fucking get. I really dont want you white people to go extinct but then again you're so fucking annoying. The logic is literally right fucking there yet you deny it. Fucking annoying.
Why is Sweden so racist?
>>68048157
>and now the swedes want to lop off 25% of the revenue from one of the major industries here?
What are you talking about? And it's part of the American dream to exploit the poor. That is why your laws enable exploitation. Why else would you subsidize low wages by having food stamps for people with 3 jobs.
Up here in Maine we grow big juicy bull lobsters prime for cucking weak little scandic prawns
Those European lobsters sound like bigots. Do they have any proof for their wild conspiracy theories?
Why is god mocking us
>>68047555
SWEDEN CRIES FOR HELP
> Wildlife experts say the Arabian Desert Monkey, which may also be slightly larger and different in colour to the native European Monkey, brings dangers to European Monkeys.
>“They pose several potential risks for native species, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local species and produce hybrid species
>Sweden does not want the Arabian Primate to darken EU forests in case it spreads diseases and kills off its smaller cousin
>>68047555
#NOTALLLOBSTERS #2016 #FUCKH8
>>68048157
Lol, blaming us for shit fiscal politics and a whole state who can't even figure out how to fish properly.
I lmao at ur life
>>68048966
back to the cuckshed with you mehmet
>>68047555
>http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/mar/18/invasion-of-the-american-lobsters-sweden-asks-eu-for-help
FUCKING RACIST LOBSTERS
nice trips
>>68047555
This is some sick analogy where they're telling the people what they're doing to themselves?
>>68048863
I am laughing and crying.
I just don't know what to do anymore.
Even your animals are cucked.
COME ON SWEDEN!!
I thought shellfish was haram.
>>68047555
YOU'RE A WHITE CRUSTACEAN!
>>68047555
>import millions of savages
>"you should import some too jah"
>30 foreign lobsters found
>"HELP US! AAHHHH! BAN THEM!!"
Sweden is beyond fucking hope.
>>68049153
Only trump can save us now
Vote americans,your brethren needs you
>>68049330
WHAT?!!!?!?!? YOUR A WHITE WHALE!!!!
>>68049079
Keep crying you cultureless fucking cretin.
>>68048889
OMFG, YOU HAVE REDEEMED THE LEAF FLAG!
Brilliant!
>>68047931
>mfw
They're not American lobsters. They're Homarus Americanus. Maine has 3 processing plants, and Canada has 30; we deal more lobsters, because nobody likes stinking maine lobsters, they want colder lobsters, because colder lobsters have a hard shell, which is why people buy Canadian lobsters most.
I'm a fisherman. I've also worked in Construction and have heard the gossip around the plant (a processing plant) we were building, that people buy Canadian lobsters, because Maine over-prices and has less quality.
Really, Canadians are cucking the Americans AND the swedes. You're welcome, cucks.
>Somalian
>goes to Sweden
>Political correctness has fucked it up so bad that a foreigner from a third world country that hardly has a stable government says "holy fuck this is insanity"
>wat.png
>>68047555
OPEN OCEANS
NOT ALL LOBSTERS
CRUSTACEANS OF PEACE
>>68049737
>Canada
>Trying to coast off of American accomplishments, even in the lobster department
>>68047555
even nature cucks sweden ;_;
>>68048889
Sandnigs are usually manlets though.
>>68049873
They're Canadian accomplishments, and thank you.
>>68049814
She's actually talking about being harrassed by the Somali (and muslim) community in which she resided.
>>68047555
SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
ALL SPECIES ARE WELCOME HERE
>>68047555
>stop the lobsters!
>save the crabs!
BIG AMERICAN LOBSTERS
How can swede lobsters even compete?
>>68049998
But she was also hushed by the radio station or whatever the fuck she was working for. They just dropped and didn't help her.
EVERYTHING IS GETTING CŮCKED
Can swedish lobsters even compete?
>>68047555
>it spreads diseases and kills off its smaller cousin
That's not true, only a minority of lobsters do that, the vast majority only want to live in peace, safely away from American nets.
#NotAllLobsters
>>68048688
ECOSYSTEM
>>68047555
GET FUCKED COMMIES
>mfw they discover big American male lobsters breeding the tiny, delicate Swedish lobsters
>mfw someone finds a big American male lobster fucking a tiny Swedish male lobster
The memes have infected the Animal Kingdom.
>>68047555
They will try to save the native lobsters from being replaced by foreign ones, but not their own people. Well done, cucks.
>>68049737
> American lobsters
> not meaning the continent
>>68047555
Neat. I study invasive species management. At least it's a species they can possibly make money off of. I'm on Lake Superior and we still have to deal with these fuckers after a very intensive control program.
>>68049530
>its legal to express native culture in Sweden
nice meme
>>68050531
I think we need to stop the meme magic. It should be locked away, it's too dangerous.
>>68050860
I'm in the LP here, can we kill those goddamn zebra mussles or are they here forever?
>>68047555
It's like pottery
also checked
>>68047555
Kek. Lefties won't even see this massive redpilled life lesson for what it is.
>>68047555
this is just phase 1
>>68050856
People are playing it off like they're literally American lobsters, when any lobsters that could get to Sweden would most likely come from Canadian waters.
>>68051178
Dont worry Canada. Nobody gives a fuck if they are canadian or american.
>>68051085
You could launch the most expensive and labor intensive eradication program ever on the little shits, but I doubt they'll go away after that. Just too fucking many of them reproducing too fast and out-competing native mussels.
Are lobsters a luxury product in america?
Here in spain they're relatively expensive and considered a delicacy
>>68051388
in the northeast no. Everywhere else yes.
>>68051152
>no beret on the lobster
Nah nah, dey be good crustaceans.... dey just be havin' sexual emergencies.
>>68049117
Maybe you should learn leave your shit pile of a country and come to America where you can wave your freedom boner around proudly while the rest of the world says they hate you but secretly want a freedom boner as long and patriotic as yours.
Ayy where are da Swede lobstas at?
At least you're getting the bigger, more delicious lobsters and not those shitty Caribbean spiny lobsters with no claws.
>>68051388
When I get home, the Captain sometimes gives us lobsters, or I could get some if I asked. But I'm the closest to the source of the lobsters, so I guess it's not luxury to me.
>>68047555
Feminist Lobsters silent as crustacean rapes are on the rise. Some even going as far as calling it a "rape epidemic"
>>68047555
swedcucks more worried about lobsters than rapefugees invading their country
>>68051638
It sounds nice but then you realize the naturalization process takes twenty to thirty years and you won't even be an american citizen before you're past breeding age.
>>68050860
Are those lampreys? Good luck getting rid of those fuckers. Pretty much the only creature other than centipedes that creep me the fuck out.
>>68051743
>>68051499
Same happens here with oysters and the like,
since the best ones are in galicia they get them there cheap, eat them all and then there's few left for the rest of the country and the price goes up
>>68050114
No, no, you have to make excuses, you can't just admit your situation is fucked, it may create a sense of urgency
I visited Maine and the lobster was still expensive as fuck. I thought the whole attraction to Maine was inexpensive lobster? I feel fucked over.
>>68052023
The area with the greatest amount of Swedes is also the place they are dumping all of the Somalians.
>>68047931
>>68052289
Well yeah the Somalians are probably imported straight from Sweden, so...
>>68047733
Lol!
The Swedes are right, their Lobster race must remain pure and unsullied by American Lobster admixture.
>>68051647
Hot off the presses for ya
>>68052388
>so...
>>68050900
Im assuming thats a meme, too, or is it really that bad now?
SWEDEN CRIES FOR HELP
>Security experts say the Middle Eastern Muslim, which may also be slightly larger and different in colour to the native European Christian, brings dangers to European society
.
>“They pose several potential risks for native peoples, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local people and produce hybrid species
>Sweden does not want the Northern Africans to darken EU towns in case they spread disease and kills off its smaller neighbors.
>>68047555
Is there anything or one that ISNT cucking Sweden?
>>68052231
Buy it and cook it yourself or it will be expensive. Also the price varies widely depending on the current market. Also find a roadside shack to buy live from to get the best price. Not a grocery store tank.
>>68052494
Fresh, cold water dank meme catch of the day served with hot drawn butter.
>>68052061
Yep Sea Lamprey. Introduced around 1935-40 then the population of Lake Trout started declining. Control program starts in the 80's and the population bounces back. They're not nearly as much of a problem now but they're still in the lake. I had a colleague send a picture of a trout that actually swallowed a lamprey.
>>68047555
>everything is a cuck in sweden
>>68047555
The Swedes understand the concept of invasive species, yet are too stupid to understand that invasive cultures are just as bad.
Can't wait for them to be a third world country.
Reminded me of The Swarm by Frank Schätzing.
>french restaurant
>live lobster is being brought to a kitchen
>the chef looks at the lobster
>the lobster looks at the chef.
>ALLAHUACKBARS into his face with toxic goo.
>>68052838
can you post it? or do you not have it anymore
>>68051509
>not welcoming Allahbsters
How could you goy
>>68048366
BIG
MEATY
>>68047555
I'm Norwegian and I say #lobsterswelcomehere
>>68047555
This could be the biggest upset in wildlife vs human conflict since The Emu War.
>>68053164
I have it but I can't post it because it has personal details on it.
>>68052811
This guy here. Best shellfish is always from some dude posted up in an empty parking lot on Saturdays and Sundays with a pickup truck full of seafood and lobsters in coolers. Always have the best lobsters and nice sea scallops.
Also, lobster is much more expensive in summer. The shells are typically softer and have less meat. Winter lobsters are chock full of meat but the shells can be hard to break. A big knife and a hammer does the truck though.
>>68047555
>>68053420
ah, I gotchu senpai
>>68052231
As a local I can tell you, we buy lobsters, shellfish, and scrod for about 1/2 the price the rest of the east coast pays, and probably 1/3 the rest of the country. Restaurants and big grocery chains like Stop & Shop are going to jew gullible tourists like you.
>>68052811
Thanks for the tip. I guess though that means a tourist is shit out of luck if they don't have a hotel room with a kitchenette.
>>68047555
>sweden
>this cognitive dissonance
ahahahaha sweden how do you even exist
I heard about this on my local news station the other day
>Driving to work, listening to the news
>Anchor talks about Sweden
>"Sweden is pleading to the EU for aid to solve their invader problem"
>Mind jumps to images of rapefugees, thinking the Swedes are finally waking up
>"Yes, that's right, the American lobster has been taking a toll on the Swedish lobster industry"
>Break into laughter for 5 minutes
RIP Sweden. More concerned about fucking lobsters than rapists.
>>68050860
Lampreys taste amazing.
>>68053591
>>68053491
Still loved Maine though. Even though I went in summer and got jewed on the lobster. Now I know better.
>>68047555
I can't imagine any Swede reading this and not going "Hmm. This reminds me of something." Come on, Sweden! You're THIS close to figuring it out.
Found footage of Swedish lobsters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_iYWiRRf0
>>68049996
SOREY ABOOT IT, BUT WE WUZ LOBSTERS
>>68051509
>>68051152
>>68053203
>>68052982
>third world country
Hate this term, because in the original meaning we always have been 3rd world, along with the Swiss
>>68048157
>I'm from Maine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Gr3FsJ4A0
>>68056207
MEATY
Sweden should be more tolerant
>>68056358
This is a new one for me
It's funny because humanitiesfags and left-leaning people criticize invasive species management for the terminology and analogies to racial and migrant tensions. Ever see Bowling for Columbine where Moor implies being concerned about africanized honey bees is analogous to being racist against black people?
>>68049309
You made me laugh.
I don't do that much these days.
Thanks , anon.
> inb4 gay
>>68055909
Sarry :DDDD
>even's sweden's wildlife is getting cucked
what a time to be alive
>>68056667
Well maybe because it IS analogous and people might notice if they don't change every term with PC newspeak.
>>68053491
used to get my stuff from a guy in a box truck parked under a bridge till the police shut him down
>>68050029
>Klingberg
>>68047986
JUST *with a tear in my eye*
>>68057368
fuck that looks delicious. lobster is easily my favorite dish.
pisses me off though, back in colonial times lobster was considered pleb and only poor people ate it. i wish i could eat lobster all the time like that
Lobster is sea cockroach...poor person's fare. Television convinced gullible idiots that women need diamonds and sea cockroach is a special meal.
>lobster cuckoldry is officially a thing that exists
I'm done, Sweden. I just can't take it anymore.
>>68057560
>lobster is easily my favorite dish.
You are a fat dimwitted mook.
>>68057560
boiled is shit which is probably what they ate
baked stuffed master race
BIG CLAWS
>>68057903
Enjoy your cockroach and medicare.
>>68057903
You're really fucking around with the beverages eh?
Italian soda, milk, ice water, and malt liquor?
>>68047555
This thread.
>>68047931
stop it you cuck cunt
