Necropants are made of human skin and were worn by Icelandic sorcerers in the 17th century. As far as we know, there is just one pair of intact necropants left on earth and they are locked behind glass at the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery Witchcraft in Holmavik, Iceland.
>are far as we know
The Strandagaldur Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft in Holmavik tells the story of seventeen people burned at the stake in the 17th century for occult practices. The museum’s claim to fame is an exhibit showcasing the macabre legend of Necropants, or nábrók.
According to legend, necropants could produce an endless flow of coins if done correctly.
To begin with, one would need to get permission from a living man to use his skin upon his death. After burial, the sorcerer would then have to dig up the body and skin it in one piece from the waist down. A coin stolen from a poor widow must then be placed in the scrotum, along with a magic sign called nábrókarstafur scrawled on paper.
Once worn, the scrotum of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remained.
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I think switzerland still has this magic. And possibly the British royal family
Necron pants?
jesus fuck
>>68034334
Interesting... Any volunteers?
Do you have to wear them for the magic to work?
>>68034334
Hmmm....
Seems legit
Pretty comfy looking tbqh
>>68034334
>crotchless pants made of human skin
Somewhere there's someone masturbating to the idea of wearing these
I never considered that you could wear another person's skin just like an animal pelt. I wonder how common this was
looks like gondola to me
>>68034334
Does this work? I'm in a lot of debt
>>68034908
>crotchless
Did you look at the picture? They're clearly not crotchless.
Now that's metal.
>>68034334
Fuck you OP, here goes our secret!
Now you know what to do, start a new trend and make America great again!
>>68034334
this would smell so beyond terrible
>>68034978
Well technically, as long as the original coin remains it will never be empty of coins.
>>68034908
You don't know me!!
>>68035091
No, that's mental.
>>68035095
Everyone has a fetish.
Blacks waz da original skin wearin wyzards
baka mayo devil be stealin our histery again
*activates melanin stargate 360* and floats away*
>>68034334
>Once worn, the scrotum of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remained.
>People actually falling for a thousand year old troll
No shit there will always be a coin in there so long as you don't take the coin out.
This is the classic example of how christianity corrupt and pervert the ancient traditions.
Wearing an skin has nothing to do with gainning money but to gain the spirit that owned this skin. Is just shamanism, bro.
>>68034334
on the german page are more infos, I will try to translate:
>owner had to give pants away before death, because if he would die in the necropants his sould would be condemned forever to walk on earth
>giving away ritual: you couldnt just strip the pants down, had to remove one leg first, then new owner puts in his leg, then the remaining leg.
>>68035316
It would be fucking hilarious if the entire thing was just an ancient pun that one idiot was gullible enough to take seriously.
Hairy fuckers, weren't they.
>>68035095
when properly prepared, this would be a pair of leather chaps and smell no differently.
And they would have to be tanned just like animal skins were tanned for wearing, otherwise they would be too stiff (untanned leather is rawhide dog chews).
<Obligatory Nathan Explosion reply>
>>68035545
oh nevermind the part with one leg is also on the english version
>>68035095
>>68034916
You cure it just like animal skin when making leather.
It's been said very few tanners have the skill to to tan/cure human skin though. You might need tons of volunteers to get it right.
>>68034334
WTF I though this thread was low quality shitposting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A1br%C3%B3k
+5 wealth
+1armor
Requires 10 points of Necromancy to wear.
>>68035549
i wonder how much of ancient knowledge and wisdom is just historical shitposting followed up by millennia of poe's law
>>68035689
>volunteers
or know where to dig
>>68035689
some tanners over here in belguim learned from their dads who where in the congo.
>>68034334
>A coin stolen from a poor widow must then be placed in the scrotum
Heh, his scrotum was literally a coin-purse
>>68035849
kek
>not knowing Sruli Recht
>/pol/ falling for this shit
>I think switzerland still has this magic
Nope but we have a healing magic called the Secret around here, it has roots in a mix of catholic and old Celtic beliefs and is a tradition that is only transmitted orally to select individuals usually in the same family line through countless generations. Some hospitals even call these people when nothing else works or as a a secondary healing method and I think that it has been statistically proven to work.
It's probably just a placebo effect, though.
>>68035959
back in the brutal days, coin purses from scrotum's were know. It's a battle trophy
>>68034334
how much do they cost?
>>68035083
Oh I see now. At first it looked like that was just a hole in the pants instead of a swinging dick.
So that's even better for masturbation then
>>68034637
heracy
>>68035128
kek
so this was the original strap-on?
goddamn nordics
>>68036148
>back in the brutal days, coin purses from scrotum's were know. It's a battle trophy
I didn't know that, it doesn't surprise me though
>>68036241
>how much do they cost?
An arm and a leg i'd imagine :^)
>>68036241
Glad someone else thought of that pic
>>68035091
>metal
You mean boring left-wing cuck music?
>>68034334
Are you supposed to put your dick inside the dick on the pants?
>>68034334
This is some dumbass bullshit.
>>68036596
Metal may be ridiculous but it's not boring or left wing
>>68035873
Historical Shitposting museum exhibit when? I would go to that and enjoy it.
>>68036863
All metal fans I know are long-haired antifa beta manchildren. And the females are hypergamous SJW sluts.
>>how much do they cost?
>An arm and a leg i'd imagine :^)
>>68037060
They are like that because they are germans.
>>68034908
>Somewhere there's someone masturbating to the idea of wearing these
Why is everybody looking at me?
>>68035549
I recall that one of the ingredients for an invisibility potion was a fern seed, which doesn't exist
>>68034908
Those may actually be the furthest away from crotchless that pants have ever gotten.
>>68037060
You're a little kid who doesn't know many people or much of anything though.
>>68037060
Fair point, 'metalheads' are degenerates. I am a regular professional person and listen to some metal occasionally, but don't make it my whole life.
>>68034334
>no-one is killed making this
>have to get permission for the skin
>only 1 coin is stolen from the widow
Even our dark arts are less barbaric than niggers in their natural habitat.
>>68035873
Probably most of it. Humans haven't gotten any smarter.
>>68036447
kek
>>68035897
tell us more please
>>68034334
>According to legend, necropants could produce an endless flow of coins if done correctly.
Sounds like something a Jew would come up with.
>>68034334
Necropants are my favorite technical black Neo thrash symphonic metal band
>>68035873
There is definitely something to this.
>>68036108
Any more info on this?
Sounds pretty badass to be honest
>put in one coin
>sell soul
>steal; rob
>don't use this one coin, and your new cannibal, rotting, ballbag will never empty of coins
>pantyhose for Merlin
If I pull them down, does that make me a necropantser?
WTF I hate Iceland now
Are those skinnyjeans?
>>68038707
I like the cotton candy hair they glued all the way up to his forehead
>>68038707
>still has toenails
>>68038707
exactly what I thought of when I saw this
thank you memes
thank you kek
>>68037060
Yeah, they're Germans.
>>68038757
fuck dude.
>>68038658
I've tried to look for info about this in English but couldn't find any, sorry.
I can give more details, though. All these healers are doing it literally for free (paying for it supposedly doesn't work) and once they pass the secret to anyone else they aren't able to use it anymore.
>>68038707
MEME MAGIC
>>68037449
Sometimes it's hard to believe that humans have been "trolling" since before recorded history. Things like that always make me laugh, seeing how similar we still are to ancient people. Our behaviour is still ultimately the same, despite there being so many differences between us.
>>68034334
Fucking gondola
>>68034334
I'm intrigued, OP. Do tell more.
scandinavians are almost as weird as the japanese
i saw a news article from some scandi country about people putting spikes below the surface of the water near diving spots. why would someone do that? chances are that you won't even be aware when someone gets impaled by them so sadists can't get some thrill from it. just pure lunacy i guess.
>>68036596
>Germany
>Calling metal "boring" and "left wing"
I hope the members of Rammstein find you and beat you to death.
>>68037468
10,000,/10 made me kekkle.
>>68039663
Rammstein are openly left wing
>>68035849
Underrated
>>68039663
>Rammstein
>Metal
laughing Scandinavians with edgy face paint.jpg
>>68034334
Thats whites for ya.
>>68038757
God dammit Carlos
>>68039776
>rammstein
L E L
E
L
>>68038129
Belgium managed to kill between 5 and 10 million blacks while Congo was their colony.
That's a lot of human skin to practice on.
>>68034334
>I think switzerland still has this magic
DELETE THIS
>>68039663
The only people I know who are listening to Rammstein are pro-refugee trans*-activists.
>>68039776
>>68039882
Fine then. Any Scandinavian black metal band.
>>68038731
There needs to be a photoshop of him holding up those pants.
>>68039993
Some Africans eat each other for fun
>>68039663
>Rammstein
>"""""metal"""""
>>68040184
The only people you know are pro-refugee trans*-activists
>>68034334
my nigga was packin a big old dick. not sure what this has to do with politics tho tbqh.
Its bullshit ,and here is why
>greedy faggots abusing scrotom coins unloading moutain piles a day
>earth gains so much mass in metal it flies off its axis and orbit into outer space
>All life on earth frozen to death because of greedy faggots and their scrotom coins
>>68040309
They are also vegans and complain about "rape culture".
>>68034637
SOI SOI SOI
>>68040430
SMASH 'EM HULKSTER
>>68040430
SMASH 'EM HULKSTER
>>68039199
Have you read about the ancient graffiti in Hurculaneum and shit? Guy scratch in the wall shit like "I'm going to fuck all the whores and drink al the booze".
>>68038707
>>68035959
Kek
>>68036108
>Medpack
>Special ability is healing magic
Sounds right
where are all the pennies now?
>>68042849
Old traditional meme magic.
>>68036108
The secret Ricola recipe
