So what's the most ridiculous nigger name you've ever encountered?
>Jarveezis
>Ja'Vary
>Dae'Shanae
>Shiquantia
t. grew up in Detroit
these were "class"(hard to call them that when they would never go) mates of mine
why do they name their kids shit like this and expect to be taken seriously
>>68029620
LaQuanca.
Real girl I went to school with btw.
Chetara. Bitch was named after a fucking thunder cat.
>>68029620
Someone find the article where the defense lawyer lists some of the names of his black clients. I swear one of them was Go'zilla
>implying we have black people here
>>68029620
>work in ER in SHitcago
>Sheboon come in in laobor
>they always wait until they are 2 second from delivery so they can have baby in ER for free
>has niglete
>ask next day what she named it
>"Pheecees"
>started looking for another job that day
Went to school with a kid named Triangulus Jenkins
Tapoleon
Indijodia (pronounced Indie - Joe - Day)
Jamajay
Velveeta, like the cheese
>>68029620
I went to school with this girl.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/9108896/Labour-supporters-false-claims-over-gun-murders-exposed.html
>>68031002
>>68029620
>Airwrecka
dats a proppa orky name
>>68031073
I love nfl names
>barkevious mingo
>airwrecka
>>68031619
>>68031730
Finally some people who agree.
Ghetto school in California
>NayNay
>SayRandolph
>Sir (always thought this was really weird)
>Antineesha
>>68029620
So... her name is Erika or something but she spelled it Airwrecka...
>>68029620
Donald Trump
>>68029620
>Toshiba
>Shitara
>De Califi
>>68029620
Le-ah.
>Precious Essence
Semaj (yes, james backwards)
>>68032377
The dash don't be silent do it?
>>68029620
>watermelonia
>>68031619
>>68031730
>>68031806
That's literally what I came in here to post, holy shit.
>>68032556
aww hell naw
![Ork_Kult_Of_Speed_Deth_Kopta[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KbfUJ3N.jpg "Ork_Kult_Of_Speed_Deth_Kopta[1].jpg")
Wot's faster than a warbuggy, more killy than a warbike, and flies through da air like a bird?
>>68029620
>Airwrecka
>>68029620
Rafiqi
The greeter guy at my local Costco - name on the nametag is Oonique.
I struggle not to chuckle every time
>>68029620
>jarveezis
top kek does george lucas come up with the negro names?
Speaking of weird names, does this count?
Dun'Stealin Marcus.
Used to work in this a grocery store with a black guy named Masters. Thought it was pretty ironic..
>>68033095
>mispronouncing a retarded name is a microaggression
when will this stop
>>68029620
I don't have a good black nigge name but her is a white nigger name I came across.
Its for a girl.
Felony
Her mother named her that because her father is in prison.
>>68033425
>implying helena is hard to pronounce
just say helen and and "ah" at the end
Went in shool with moslem her name was negar... shouted in bus hi negar blacks look angry... feel sry for het
>>68029620
>Jabari
>Samunc'eay sofine (not fucking joking)
>Cristal (like the fucking booze)
>Detravion (duh-tray-vee-on)
https://www.google.com/search?q=antavious&biw=1920&bih=1004&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiFqYLdws3LAhXIOCYKHVjID8kQ7AkIUg
my fucking sides are in a warp phase in interstellar space
>>68029620
fitty cent
>Al Pachino Smith
Seriously.
>>68029620
Marquavis
Laquisha
>>68033633
they don't have our phonemes, just like japanese people can't say white without o at the end "whit-o"
>>68029620
Abcde
Pronounced Absuhdee.
Someone post that picture of the black woman who was mad because people didn't know how to pronounce her name since it had a dash in it "the dash don't be silent"
>>68029620
trayvon
>>68029620
this can't be real? Sounds like an ork name
>>68033095
>I'm having Cohen make the sales call
OY VEY
>>68031177
>>work in ER in SHitcago
>>Sheboon come in in laobor
>>they always wait until they are 2 second from delivery so they can have baby in ER for free
ahh... interesting haven't heard that one before - how to fuck the system over and not pay
>>68029620
White people are starting to do it too. Toxic nigger culture is starting to infect white society. People that do some weird variation of Brittany or name their kid Mercedes.
>>68029620
There you go.
This is one of my favorites.
>>68029620
Dragon
I'm serious.
>>68033633
In what language is Llelena is pronounced yuh-lane-ah?
>>68029620
what an orky name
Sha'ya-keisha.
She was proctoring my SAT2 and literally couldn't read the analog clock on the front of her phone. (Pre-iPhone). So instead of opening her phone to see a digital readout, she just holds the analog clock up to someone taking the test and asked him "what time this be".
We got 30 extra minutes per section.
>>68029620
that is actually really awesome.
most african names might be like that, mwele, babulu, where you can separate any name into two or three parts.
their brains are maybe predisposed for retarded names or something, kinda how like arabs turn everything gaudy.
>>68033095
If WWIII happens, will that fix all of this micro-aggression bullshit?
>>68033920
That's actually clever.
>>68033907
if you say helen+"ah" in an american accent it still sounds pretty close. He-lay-nah
>>68029620
>AIRWRECKA
that's an Ork Commando in disguise
Can I play? There's plenty of weird gibs names here.
>Hoyler
>Sharivan (yeah)
>Wyllynérisson
>Ajanira
>Xakirane
Saw this in the news the other day and took a pic.
Pretty sure phonctically it's diarrhea.
My mom is a public defender in a large city and she represented twin brothers named Kevious and Devious.
the pronunciation for this one is better:
>la-mon-jella
>oran-jella
names are spelled "lemonjello" and "orangejello". two kids at my mother's school, she said they werent too disruptive compared to everyone else.
>>68029620
Kadafi Taylor
>>68034152
In Spanish two L's together make a "Y" sound.
Learn some wetback culture, you French swine.
>>68032006
Sir was always a weird one. I took a Spanish class in High School and I was always confused why the teacher was calling this one negroid "Sir" until I discovered that was his name.
>>68034103
I'm going to need proof that this is real
La-a (pronounced la-dash-a)
Dairdebris (supposed to be "the air i breathe)
Latarius M'Dice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqjneXbE8LE
There's a player in the Packers named HaHa Dix
They got him for Aaron Rodgers.
>>68034436
Wetback culture? You mean being rape baby hybrid Native/Spanish abominations?
>>68029620
Shadynasty(prounounced Sha-Dynasty NOT Shady-Nasty)
Abcde
La-a (pronounced La Dash Ah)
>current year
>not naming your black daughter FeelDaBernique
>areyoukiddingme?
all from the same nigger family
manwash
enouch
wiggly
windshield
>>68034312
Wouldn't that be pronounced as dee-ay-reuh?
I always assumed that the phonctical form of diarrhea was die-uh-reeuh.
>>68034436
So you still get yeel-een-ah out of that.
>>68029620
For you senpai
I know a an EMT who swears on his life he met one named Topramenisha.
>>68029620
Goa'uld
We all thought a very smart black girl in my HS was named "Sarah" until we were dealing with forms and found out she was officially named "Ya'Hyness" (pronounced "ya-highness").
Poor girl changed her name to Sarah about 4 hours into her 18th birthday.
>>68034396
I've heard of Lemonjelo and Orangejelo as well.
>>68029620
High school kid named "Jihad". No joke.
>>68029620
>Airwrecka
She sounds like an Ork anti aircraft unit from Warhammer 40,000.
>>68029620
S'Nce (pronounced essence)
Marsaydees (pronounced Mercedes)
>>68034701
I always thought the Goa'uld language was pretty badass.
>>68034739
noice one,here have a free migrant on me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI1t8SJZRyg
I met a Javonte once. It's a hybrid of Davonte and Jamaal.
>>68031354
adding:
Mark Hornblow
Brian Forskinson
I had check out clerk named Aquanet at a grocery store before. That would be a brand of hairspray.
>>68029620
>Precious
I can't fathom to understand why someone would name their daughter that.
I was out work last night and this girl said her name was Felicia; standard black name until she spelled it... Phellicia. Why is the ph needed?
Verquoniqua Washington
>>68034681
came to post this
>>68034396
Are u from Milwaukee?
This shit is trippy.
My mom teaches elementary school and I remember a couple years back she was joking about two kids having those names.
>>68034824
Half of it is Jaffa Kree! Jaffa Kree! Kree JAFFA!
>>68029620
I went to school with a girl named Cli'taurus. Not sure if that's how it was spelled or not though.
>not kidding
>>68029620
I worked with this girl who was going to name her baby ''King Jaceon." Saner heads prevailed and she had it aborted. Three months later she got the name tattooed on her arm to commemorate his loss. Literally what the fuck?
>>68035163
That sounds like some demon from the old testament.
>>68029620
i can never get past La-a (the dash don't be silent)
>>68033992
it's real.
Notice the single parent.
>>68034506
Kekd
>>68035292
>Le'Genius
SHIT IT'S BLACK SCIENCE MAN IN ANOTHER LIFE
>at work yesterday
>asked my nice black girl for some store supplies I was using
>me:sure, give me just a few minutes, I'll come bring them to you
>get done but can't find her and don't know her name to ask other blacks
>find sexy white supervisor lady and ask her what the nice black girl that I was working in the back withs name
>She said her name was "Ghuanda', but its pronounced 'Wanda'
>I respond "makes sense"
>sexy supervisor lady winks and smiles
Yeah, learned my sexy supervisor is a racist and I'm hell bent on hitting that shit more then ever
>>68029620
Shaqueefa
literally had QUEEF in her name
>>68035271
makes me think of clitoris tbqh famury
>>68035134
KEL SHAC
SHAPAI
>>68034739
I knew a kid named Jihad. He had to change his name to Jay once 9/11 happened.
>>68029620
Reynesha
>>68029620
>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M
JaQueef
>>68031073
>Montgomery Ferguson
this surprises me more than his first name
>tfw you actually met a nigress named "Sunfire"
Not even something less trashy like Mercedes, just "Sunfire"
My ex was a nurse. One of her patients just had a baby, and since she was watching channel seven at the time she named the niglet Chanel Sevan.
>>68035520
i think jihad iis a common name, the owner of the middle eastern bakery down the road is named Jihad. // west sydney
>>68034312
KEKKING SO HARD
>>68033470
I knew a mixed kid named Phelan.
>>68035292
>ARRESTED
>Le'Genius
>>68035686
Yeah, my mechanic is named Jihad. He's a good guy.
>>68029620
There was a black dude at a Chick-Fil-A my mom and I used to stop at in South Carolina on road trips named Pelvis. We only saw him once and never again after that.
>>68035126
nah, ny
Ah'Nystee (Honesty, I think)
Trillionaire Sincere
DaKing
>tfw you see shit like this any time you look at the births section of your local news
>>68035659
I knew a guy who was named Esten. Because he was conceived in a Chevy S10 pickup.
>>68029620
Versace
>>68031002
Over the years I have made a list of unusual names I have encountered in my practice. Here are some of them: Aaja (pronounced Asia), Acacia, Ajeenah, Akai, Aquanita, Aryan White, Baleria, Barbertha, Callie (pronounced Kelly), CaAndi, Chetiqua, Cloteal, Curly Top, Darhies, Dayphine, Debrasharme, Derecio, Dertiteriesa, Dikueria & Dikuria (twins), Dildree, Dishon, Dovanna, Duanita, Dyiamond, Dwendolyn, Effillyne, Elizabeth Taylor, Endrissa, Equandolyn, Esaw, Everage, Floyce, Franshawn, Ghia, Godzilla Pimp, Ivier, Jartavious, JyesahJhnai, Keithen, Kentnilla, Lafondra, La,poo (yes, contains comma), Latronia, Lemonjello & Orangejello (twins), L’Tonya, Machoda, Nau-Quia, Mayima, Minute, Miquel, Nethel, Omnipotence, Ondra (pronounced André), Ozro, Padraic, Pecola, Phe-anjoy, Precious Unique, Queen Esther, Quithreaun, Rincesetta, Sanja, Saranus, Shanieja, Sharicus, Shiquipa, SiJourna’i, Silquia, Sinetra, Summer Love, Termicka, Tequilla, Timphanie, Tryphenia, Tywana, Tzaddi & Tzavvi (twins), Ulheric, Undlia, Undrea (pronounced André), Wsam, Xiomara, XL, Yaw, Yuvodka Sharice, Wilida, Zaquan, Zufan, Zyneene.
This is all I can think of going through this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
>>68030767
Did you go "HOOOOOOOO!" whenever she walked by.
>>68029620
I have a black cousin that named his son Jamalacolean
Tutankhamun
>>68035286
>i can never get past La-a (the dash don't be silent)
That's because you chat on facebook with your mom you faggot.
Abcd
Prounonced Ab'Say Day
>>68031073
Did his mother have a stroke while saying his first name, wtf..
>>68036161
>American
>black cousin
Of course
>>68036262
His parents have fairly decent names. Why would you do that to your kid?
I know a fella from Gambia called Bubba
Worst one i've encountered in Canada was DeJustice
Xae'Quantius
>>68033470
is she cute?
sounds obese and dirty blonde like
>>68035520
>He had to change his name to Jay once 9/11 happened.
This kid that I knew was born around 9/11. She must have watched CNN for 5 minutes and thought it sounded "beautiful"
This family wasn't black muslim or muslim. Just stupid black trash.
>>68036451
Not too bad. I know southerners named Bubba
I once met a black girl named Le'Monait pronounced "Lemonaid"
>>68029620
I went to Middle school in D.C., there was a girl named Sha'diamond, I shit you not.
D'Vontarius
>>68033722
there are blacks in germoney?
figured its only turks and arabs
>>68036536
In high school there was a girl named Precious Lipps. She was actually pretty attractive.
>>68035771
>>68035421
>>68035292
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/st-petersburg-police-13-year-old-boy-shot-15-year-old/2136782
holy shit, he shot two people in two different incidents. One was because he felt that someone "taunted" him.
He's 13. What an animal.
>>68036458
I knew a haitian by the name of jerry excellent
Michelle. Pronounced miss shell lay
LaTrina
>>68031177
Feces??????????????
>>68036458
sorry gerry https://ca.linkedin.com/in/gerry-excellent-06b10a29
>>68035973
>Rah'Lyn Zu'Nae
Please, tell me you just made that up...
>>68033095
To be honest fuck Jim, that's not microaggression, that's just good old fashioned sheisterism. I bet he's Cohen. Jim Cohen, professional asshole.
also
>mfw it took me until "that's a big cup" to realise she was shrinking
>>68034103
>child
motherfucker that thing has more testosterone than i do holy fuck.
>>68036060
>omnipotence
My fucking sides
>>68031073
>Plexico Burris
>Simeon(Simian) Rice
and Clinton Dix because it always sounds like theyre saying haha clit and dicks
>>68033095
To be honest I trust a Jew to close a deal more than I trust a shitskin woman
>>68035973
>Rah'Lyn Zu'Nae
We Na'vi now.
Le-a
The dash don't be silent.
>>68035292
*tips glock 9mm*
>>68034436
So its basically Jelena, very common slav name.
>>68031073
hahahaha omg
Vagina, pronounced vah-zhuh-nay
I swear to God. My mom is a social worker and had a nigress named that.
>>68036060
>in alphabetical order
You either put autistic amounts of effort into that, or you pulled from online.
Regardless, my sides.
>>68035973
Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
>>68037155
>implying it's not a Glock 40 problem solver
Waltriessa
https://youtu.be/VjJ3btxZYso?t=132
can't tell if nigger or poo
>>68036060
>Tequilla
>>68029620
Holy shit. If that pic is real, then that's the worst I've ever seen.
>>68036487
Shes like 3 years old
>>68029620
Top prospect in this area for football to University of Texas, Lil'Jordan. Not even kidding.
>>68031177
She probably didn't know and thought it was some fancy made up Greek or Roman name.
(Nigs make up psuedo Greek, Roman, and sometimes French names)
Sorta related, watch the college bowl key and Peele skit. At work on mobile. Can't link.
Tayqon L'marion
I'm not shitting you.
Went to school with a kid named u-one forever smith. and his brother u-two
>>68036060
>Dertiteriesa
Kek, Google image results Shows the Bell Curve of IQ Difference.
Girl in my driver's ed class was named Imunique, pronounced "I'm unique."
She was really sweet and smart too. I hope her name isn't too much of a setback.
>>68032454
There more common than you think.
Some kid in my school was never semaj. His dad had a normal name. James.
Why the fuck not just have a James Jr? Fucking stupid.
>>68037754
you could say she would be quite the Felony to love ahahahaha
>>68031576
Is that lil wayne?
>>68031619
AIRWRECKAAAAAAA
>>68035126
Unfortunately this name is far more common than you'd think. I grew up in Louisianna and knew a boy named Lemonjello
>>68030241
The sewed on hair is worse than their names.
>>68029620
Lemonjello
Orangello
Pronounced leh-mahn-jel-lo and or-ahn-gel-lo
>>68029620
Kunta Kinte's sister and woman of loose morals, "Renta Kunta"
>>68036060
Sonja (soh-NYA) is a common Serbian name
>>68036060
>Omnipotence
But, how can he be named Omnipotence if he always dindu nuffin?
saw one where the mother said it's pronounced "tempest"
>actual spelling: Temptress
there is an actual person out there legally named temptress
>>68029620
I always think of this article when people talk about crazy black names:
http://www.thebirdman.org/Index/Others/Others-Doc-Blacks/+Doc-Blacks-Intelligence&Competence/TheTragicomedyOfLawyeringWithBlacks.htm
>"The most unusual name I ever came across was Iisszzttadda. I have never met a person, white or black, who could pronounce it correctly. To my surprise the name is pronounced, "I seize the day." Iisszzttadda had siblings named Raheem, Utopian, Desiorme, Sid-Timothy, Kizzma, and Larilaril. I have occasionally asked clients the reasons for such unusual names, but the most common answer is "I don't know. It just sounded good." This is the answer I got from a mother who named her child Latrine. "
>>68038865
Wasn't that in Freakonomics?
>>68038865
I remember that. It was from Freakonomics.
Twerkeisha
>pic related
................twerk your fat ass................
>>68034152
>Llelena
Yelena (Jelena) is the Serbian equivalent of Helen
>>68029620
>Jarveezis
>Ja'Vary
i would bet my balls those were khajit names
>>68029620
Chadawick
>>68035368
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES LOL
>>68029620
Leo'Tray
Not joking either. Niggers just want to be original with their names, but they end up sounding stupid as fuck
>>68035126
wisconsin here, yes
>>68038422
Ok you got me on that one
>>68029620
Orangello.
>>68029620
I thought they were Dungeons and Dragons deity names. "I am a follower of the mighty Dae'Shanae, lady of blackness"
>>68033095
Who edited this to say cohen?
>>68029620
Sad, she has such beautiful features. Parents are idiots.
>>68035292
Single mother was a 9gagger
I worked at a hospital and a black baby was named Universe
>>68029620
La-Sha.
She was a girl at my old high school.
It's pronounced "La Dash-a" because "The Dash ain't silent".
>>68029620
L-a
Eldasha is how they pronounced it
I worked as a 'recreation leader' for an after school program during one semester. The makeup was mainly black and latino. One kid in my class was named Notorious Dancer. He was a troublemaker, but pretty funny. I had to write him up for incessently doing the robot during snack time. Not joking.
>>68039910
good naming choice i guess?
he was dancing all the time.
>>68036245
>>68039804
>>68039852
http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp
Idiots
>>68033095
During the workweek I usually go to shitty places at lunch, Arby's or Taco Bell or whatever.
My name is Joel, blacks and mexicans calling out my name get it wrong every single time. I don't give a shit. My last name is hard even for whites to say or spell. (Old English) still don't give a shit. Most of the rest of this is shit that happens to anyone.
>>68029620
ashawanabufontonquibaafongelaraquondralaquishabunshatishabufontrellaniquondrea
>>68040032
Yea. It was ultimately appropriate.
>>68034396
Holy shit I remember my based, racist grandparents making a joke about how in a car wreck, a negress' kids ran off, and she said their names were Oranjella and Lamonjella
>>68032319
>Toshiba
>Toshiba
>Toshiba
>Toshiba
>>68039804
You're old highschool, eh? Sure.
I met one named Geronimo.
>>68038919
Holy shit that guy sounds worn out.
That background. Almost none of the colors match the box they claim to be.
>>68036064
Kek
I work in the ghetto in LA. Here's some of my favorites over the years:
>Cashmoney
Pronounced "kazsh-moe-nay"
>Aquanette
Named after hairspray
>Latrina
Named after a toilet
>Trashana
Named after garbage
>Cool-Lee
Wasn't that cool
>Imunique
No you aren't
>Messiah
Setting the bar a little high aren't we?
Gaylord not even kidding btw
>>68040570
probably just a popular joke that spread
>>68032377
I was looking for this. Not disappointed.
malaria
Movie
>>68029620
Roll bitches
>>68033095
Is this some deviantart shrinking fetish?
anyone got le-ah?
Le-a
If the "-" isn't silent wouldn't it be Lehyphena?
Syphillis
>>68041401
alright I gotta do this, can't resist
>>68041401
Roll.
>>68041401
rollings
>>68041401
Let's go for it.
>>68041510
>Daiterious Jones
jesus fuck it's actually believable
>>68033403
was his middle name Favourite?
>>68041581
Dajersda
The stankiest nigga on the block
>>68041401
Roll.
>>68041401
rollin'
>>68041542
>Daiius Williams
Kinda verisimilar, to be honest.
I used to work in a ghetto part of town so I always saw some interesting names.
>Coquice
>Daeon'te (or some shit like that)
>Kymisha
>Jajuan (Pretty sure it was supposed to be pronounced Ja-Wan but I always called him Ha-Hwan)
My personal favorite
>Antwonique
>>68041693
Da'quomiah Robinson
>>68041656
>>68041401
remember the name
>>68031073
Thank god his wife is also a nigger. Phew. It would slightly bother me if it was white desu senpai
/r/ing the funeral card of the family that died in the carbon monoxide poisoning because they used a generator inside the house.
>>68029620
Shadynasty.
Nope, not shady nasty, but Sha-dynasty.
>>68029620
La-
Pronounced "Ladash".
>>68036060
>Yuvodka Sharice
lost
