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Once again we prove ourselves to be the most powerful state in the world. In the past 5 years, I've seen us:
-Acquit Zimmerman and then make the gun laws even looser
-Vote Trump in a land slide, sending Rubot packing
-Award Hulk Hogan $115 Million in damages BEFORE punitive (coming Monday!)
-Destroy Gawker
Let alone our local super hero Florida Man, regularly providing our nation with laughs over his antics.
Beautiful beaches, space program, awesome swamps, amazing wild life, the beating heart of Disney, and more.
I truly can not think of a better state.
>>68009119
33912 reporting in
>>68009119
Been real proud to be a Floridan lately, true.
>>68009470
It's a rare feel isn't it?
Hopefully we'll do it again come election time and fuck Hillary over.
>>68009119
>Forgetting about the cesspool that is Jacksonville
>>68009653
That would truly be euphoric
305 'til I die
Florida is the Australia of America.
>>68010271
Shitposting included Aussies are pretty based.
We'll trade you Diamondback snakes for Dingoes.
We need our clay back.
>>68010271
We'll never be as dangerous as you Aussie bros, but we're like the little brother who tries to be like his epic big bro.
>>68009119
Sad man from San Antonio Mexas reporting in.
pls let me in.
you guys also have gators in your swimming pools
>>68010271
Is Cuba the new Zealand of America's Australia?
>>68010712
Cuba is the Papua New Guinea of Florida.
Porto Rico is the New Zealand of Florida.
Ah yes Florida Man. Promoting the American way of life and a vitamin C rich diet.
>pardon the plebbit
This state is so screwed up/ass-backwards and amazing at the same time.
>>68010550
>Wanting back the stuff we let Alabama and Louisiana borrow.
The niggers ruined it just let them keep it.
>>68009119
who /727/ here?
I've been very proud of the Sunshine state recently, great to see us blowing Rubio the fuck out.
>>68011245
We could evict them.
>>68010666
You have to go back Satan.
i'm glad HULK won the money; he seems like his life has spiraled out of control with his kids asserting their own wayward ways. i don't care what "racist" things he said, hulk is kind of a simpleton, but a good guy. he's not some intellectual, highly cultured genius, but he's been a positive presence in the world for decades and they tried to erase his whole career, it ruined him, he wanted to commit seppuku at one time...
i hope hulk feels like winning this case helped to right some of the wrongs in his life. well, i hope he doesn't waste the money on his kids, who seem like real dopes.
>>68009119
South Florida>>>>>>>>>>>>>North Florida
Tampon reporting in. Been in Colorado for a year, weed is dank but I miss the fuck out of Florida.
My cousin is married to a vet, they live in Apopka district.
Florida is pretty based. Just spent one month there and it's fucking great. Beautiful state and a great time.
Fuck mexicans btw, they are the most obnoxious assholes I've ever seen. They behave like children and have this dumbfounded look about them that shows there's nothing happening in those small brains.
>>68009119
Neptune Beach reporting in
But we also convicted Jennifer Fichter for 22 years just for having sex.
1st for 561 iguana friends.
>>68012465
I've been there! I loved Neptune when I visited
>in 98
Is it still nice?
>>68011893
Panhandle >>> South >>>> North
>>68012558
You tell me senpai
https://www.google.com/maps/@30.3239487,-81.3959509,3a,75y,79.94h,79.65t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sasPZVnvzEpEAAAAGOifLHQ!2e0!3e2!7i13312!8i6656
>>68012465
>>68012558
>neptune beach
>>68012678
Hngg...
Trade you Pensacola Downtown for that.
Florida is divided into:
-South Georgia: Lynard Skynard Rednecks
-Central Florida: Most Florida Man from here
-South Florida: Average Floridians
-New Cuba: Mr. Worldwide
-Dustwallow Marsh: Gators and Pythons
Miami reporting for ultra
>>68012808
It's great man. I was there during the baltimore happening... more than a few people openly saying nigger
Not as much as inland tho... that's like a different country from the beaches
>>68012811
You forgot Floribama, Pensacola-Eglin region is pretty much Alabama meets South Georgia. With a flavor of Florida.
Why aren't you fuckers in based Pensacola?
Originally from 904 (not Fucking Jville)
Missing home so much. Hit me with some real North Floridian feels bros.
itt people whose home will be flooded in 50 years
>>68009119
9 0 4
what do we do about the south though
I wish it would go under already, but then the cubans would come north
>daytona going to become sodo sopa
>>68009119
Gainesville reporting in
>>68013988
Jokes on you faggot I live on the highest point in central Florida.
Pic related it's sugarloaf mountain.
>>68009119
33325, checking in.
>>68012550
Aw that is cute I think iguanas :'3 too bad we don't have them in Texas
>>68009119
386 here boys.
>>68011303
Clearwater/Largo here family's
>>68014517
Like*
>>68009119
Based as fuck m8
>>68009119
I live in an area of texas lower than mainland florida. Its very tropical and has a bunch of crazy shit going on all the time. C-Can I be an honorary Floridian, anon?
Pensacola here. Weathers gorgeous today although it might rain later. Feels good, man.
>>68014401
Mountain? At best that's a hill, maybe a hillette. Besides everyone knows the highest part of Florida is the giant trash mounds you fags accumulate.
>>68013614
I am man. I am.
>>68014451
33321 born and raised, can't wait to get out of this god-forsaken state.
>>68009119
954 or die pals
>>68014863
That's tamarac right? that town hasn't aged in forty years
>>68009119
You had Yeb! as your governor.
Even the People's Republic of Cook County voted for Trump.
>>68009727
The rest of the state doesn't think about you
At all
>>68009119
352 here same old Florida
Nothing about Florida surprises me anymore
I feel like no other state has as much personalty
>>68010271
Yes we are, this is also why so many Strayans come here on vacation
I've literally stopped everything I'm doing for the day to hang out with you bogan cunts while you're visiting, never been a bad decision and I've done it 11 times
>>68009119
Moved to florida a year ago, jupiter, based as fuck state
>>68014401
>Mountain
This was taken near me. I don't live as close by but i can still see this from my window. If you think what you have is a mountain, you are a retard.
>>68010550
>we're like the little brother who tries to be like his epic big bro.
We've been around a lot longer than Straya mate, if anything we're their older brother who they tried to emulate but it didn't work out right so they went their own path and it turned out good for them
To any Strayans reading this, I sincerely apologize that our Hungry Jacks breky isn't like yours.
32082 is objectively the best zip code in the country.
Prove me wrong.
>>68009119
how comparable is living in florida to australia
in terms of animals
>>68014517
They're so chill around Boynton. Not afraid of people at all.
>>68009119
>mfw when your state is British clay
>>68011243
Florida is literally everything amazing and everything wrong with America all packed into to a state shaped like a gun
If we could kick out all the Jews, send all the niggers back to Louisiana nand Alabama where they came from and make the Yankees that have been here less than 50 years go back we would be golden
>>68015002
Yup, been here near 30 years now and I've just seen it get worse and worse. Between the bitter old wannabe-rich fucks and the ghetto fucks spreading like wildfire, I'm done. That and I'd rather leave before they finally literally over develop this area to the point of catastrophe.
>>68015711
It's quite literally called sugarloaf mountain. It's the highest point in peninsular Florida.
>>68015203
Whatever yank.
>>68011600
>simpleton
Terry is smart af bro, I know the guy personally
His life has taken some really hard hits but he's a hard guy, he doesn't let much phase him and he kinda knew his kids would do that considering how wealthy they were and often he wasn't home
>PS: don't ever drink with Hulk unless you want to hear really sad stories
>>68015958
Less poisonous asshole animals and more giant chill ones.
>>68012558
Panhandle is garbage for 9/10s of it
West coast(regardless of North or South) > northeast > central > Keys > North Florida > panhandle > SE coast > Cuba > Miami
>>68012031
>Apopka
Literally one if the best places in Florida
>>68016177
>It's quite literally called sugarloaf mountain. It's the highest point in peninsular Florida.
Is that supposed to be impressive?
>>68012543
Nigger it's in their contract that they can't fuck students it's also against the law since it's taking advantage of a job that's supposed to be teaching kids not fucking them
It would be akin to your therapist trucking you into fucking them instead of diagnosing your problems and fixing them
>>68016618
Nope. I love living I'm my swampland fuck off.
>>68016484
Miami is the best city in Florida, Cletus
>>68016479
We have those spiders in Australia too.
>>68013988
Not even a good meme faggot
>>68016767
Fuck off Rubio
>>68015958
this fucker was in my pond the other day
What is the most heavily wooded place in FL, I want out of Daytona.
>>68009119
Lake Mary reporting in. God bless you guys.
>>68014762
No, Texas voted to become a Canadian terroritory
You would have to legally immigrate here in order to become both Floridian and American again
>>68016086
>implying a majority of the angry middle age New Yorkers here don't love Trump
>>68009119
there is no florida. starting from the south, there is key west, then miami, then swamps, then hicks in the north.
>>68015568
They do, we just have the literal embodiment of free press where as news stories are covered up or outright not allowed to be reported due to laws in other states
If everywhere else had as much free press they would look just as batshit insane if not more(especially Commiefornia and Colorado)
>>68015989
Our state was never your clay, you liked to pretend it was though
We've always been Spanish clay, don't even try it
>inb4 much settlements
They didn't even last 50 years
>tfw I'm half Filipino and live in Florida
Do you think that if I was full Flip, I could be one of the most powerful men on the planet?
>>68016968
Ocala, outside the city is dense as fuck
They're developing like crazy though and I doubt it'll be 10 years before they cut down half the trees in that beautiful place
If I could get a job (in Florida) and have more money (for a house. Apartments are aids), I'd pack my shit and move to Miami.
Loved that place when I visited in 2005.
>>68017487
Are you me... I'm half flip and in Florida too...
What's your other half?
>>68017751
>Miami
>>68017065
I never said they didn't, but Yankee fucks are the reason democrats get elected here so often and they're also the reason our traffic is so shit
Not just new Yorkers either all Yankees are to blame. Alabamians and South Carolinians are the only visitors that actually improve our roads
>>68017193
Everyone hate you do much you moved half way around the world huh?
west palm beach attorney reporting in, feels good to be a god amongst gods.
>>68009119
Plant City checking in.
>>68017751
Dude move to St. Pete or Apopka
You will not regret it and you will have plenty of job opportunities
FYI Maimi is only good if you're a tourist and only there for a week tops, living there is terrible and a nightmare
>>68018141
Your circuit courts are based, not gunna lie
t. 13th judicial
>>68017910
>you can't have an opinion other than mine
>>68017910
>Cletus angry that Cubans did more in 2 generations than his family did in 10
>>68016174
come to Davie friend, the last bastion of Broward County
>>68017884
My father's side is white. His family's been here since the country got colonized; I've got a watch that has the 13 stars on it. I'm also convinced that they owned slaves at one point.
>>68017884
flop.
>Living south of the Mason Dixon
>>68009119
Florida:
>highest incidence of public masturbation in america
Florida:
>higher incidence of public masturbation even when you combine every other state and compare
I'm a Floridian this state is just niggers, spics and old people
>>68010271
Miami: Sydney of Florida
Haitian: pacific islanders of Florida
seems right
>>68014550
Volusia is worst girl.
>tfw I live in the only non-Trump county in the state
>>68018291
Miami is a shithole mate, we live here with it
You don't
>>68010271
Ah, Australia.
The largest island in the New Zealand chain.
Happy to see Jacksonville is starting to shake off the industrial shithole look and make improvements.
We even made a monolith courthouse to prosecute niggers wholesale.
>>68009119
Florida seems like what aussies make their country out to be
>>68018379
The Cubans dis shit for Miami except have a bunch of really shitty small homes made around the strip
Jews built Miami with their gold, watch magic city for a couple episodes and you'll understand.
They built nothing the strip was made by Floridians not spics
>>68018690
>they owned slaves at one point.
Must have been rich af then since slaves were a very rare occurances in florida
>>68019736
Keep saying that you meth addicted gay boy
>>68019037
There's a reason we are the porn capital of the world
>>68010550
We need to circumcise Florida.
>>68019807
Meth addicts are in Polk county nigger, I live in Hillsborough
>>68019801
Nigga, pls
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Cotton_plantations_in_Florida
>>68019629
You would be a 10/10 Northern city but down here you stick out like a Hot Topic in Ocala.
>>68019937
I don't care how many kikes live here never gunna happen
>tfw after 30 years of work kebab have built up enough to invite scores of them to immigrate to our state and ruin it
>>68020072
>niggers were the only ones who picked cotton in Florida
Fuck off, you know shit about our state it seems
you haven't really been to florida until you go to backwards barely populated rainy towns in the florida keys and done drugs with and fucked cute teenage girls who dropped out of high school and live on their drug dealers couch, and smoked weed on the beach and gotten sand in the weed but still smoked it
850
Florida is crazy. But I love it
>>68020575
>being a junkie
Its literally ruining our state
Stop being a degenerate faggot
Also fucking teenagwrs looses any and all point when they're junkies since they have been internally ruined by every dick they've gone through for drug money
>>68013944
Saint Johns bro here
>>68018602
>Davie
I'm trying to stay AWAY from the ghetto, not move into it.
Gainesville swamp here
Go Gators
You get good stuff, like Florida girls and strange, funny people, but to sum it all it's not for me. I admit I'll miss this state once I move out tho
>>68013284
>>68013614
>>68016968
>>68020662
Based EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE
Only reason anything is even here
>>68009119
Missouri here, I want to move to Florida.
>>68024539
PNAS too.
>>68012558
>Panhandle
Ha ha ha no, you're as trashy as Georgia without anything good about it.
>>68023207
its a white ghetto family, with ranch style homes for the well-off
>>68011600
>fucks his best bro's wife
Nah fuck him, piece of shit faggot. Fuck gawker but you dont do that shit to your best bro fa/m
>>68012031
>Mexicans
>In Florida
>>68026625
Clem is a cuck, he asked Hulk to do it.
Also LOL at >implying there are no Mexicans in Florida/
>>68009119
34112 reporting in
>>68020123
Much of old Jacksonville was built in the 70s & 80s. Those were truly the dark ages of architecture.
