Brits how does it feel knowing we raped you for hundreds of years
>>68005627
is not too bad as aryan genetics
>>68005627
They're being raped by muslims now so probably not that different I would guess.
when will Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Germany, Netherlands, France and Italy pay apologise and pay reperations to the oppressed peoples of England
>>68005751
>your women miss the viking cock so bad they now resort to being raped by jamal instead as a substitute
Norway-senpai, will you please take us home?
t. Orkney and Shetland
>>68005903
your nation is next. didn't work out well for sweden ;^)...
the main point is that this is only a major long term issue when its dunedus/dindus
>>68005627
Stop triggering me.
how does it know feeling you sit in your room all day probably playing league of legends, listening to faggy music, talking "shit" on skype with your goofy friends while you drink and look back fondly on how WE WUZ VIKINGS
you're fags. you should be traps, someone post that faggot with a gag in his mouth with the filename *average norwegian male*
C-come back any time, senpai.
>>68006099
>4,6% scandinavian
TOP KEK my great great great grandfather raped your great great great grandother
>>68005627
so you taunting your kinsman now?
>>68006326
That's not the worst part it is my haplogroup.
>>68006099
It's amazing that scientists have been able to identify the cuck gene.
>>68006225
haha u mad amerifat burger
your heritage is probably bastardized english-viking breed
>>68005627
Well fu-*looks at hair and eyes*
>blonde hair and blue eyes
Wait. Why am I mad.
>>68006307
Every time I see that fucking gif
>>68005627
It's like a stain on my soul, you savage viking barbarians.
LESS TALKING
MORE RAIDING
>>68006738
kek
>>68005627
>>68005627
Thanks for the eyes, Olav.
>>68006738
That 1.5% is what makes you superior my friend.
>>68006738
Oy Vey!
>>68006595
Shhh. No triggerings now. Only burgers.
>>68006410
you have it too
>>68005627
Pretty good actually. The strongest got to settle Northern England, while the weak got BTFO by Wessex or left behind in the shithole you call home.
Feels good. Cornwall was basically left alone because both the Danes and the Cornish were enemies to Wessex. No viking rape baby ancestry in my line.
>>68005903
I guess your women don't miss viking cock so much now they resort to being raped by Achmeds stinky brown weiner.u mad ???
>>68007128
I don't trust the accuracy of the haploshit map but my grandfather is from the gray part on the northern shore of lake Ladoga. He was very alpha and had many broads throughout his life so I doubt he could have had this faggot gene.
And now you have laws preventing men from peeing standing up. It all went south badly after the English kicked your asses at Stamford Bridge.
>>68005627
>be of Normand/Slavic descent
>be culturally enriched by viking seed
Thank you based frost niggers for the blue eyes and red beard
>>68007502
he was a faggot
>>68007746
no problem
>>68005627
They had no chance against you because
FIGHT WITH WORDS, BIN YOUR SWORDS
They're uses to it. They've been raped by the Romans, the Scandia, the Germans, and the french.
Native brits haven't controlled their land for more than 1000 years
What is it with scandinavian nations and their small country complex?
Judging from what you read on the internet, they spend all day jerking off to their educational system and that Simso Heyho sniper guy from WW2. There is nothing else.
It's like watching the retarded kid who still brags about having the biggest pokemon collection in town when everybody else is getting ready for college.
>>68008590
Not really. Those changes were more cultural than genetic, as were all invasions pre-Columbus. Romans in particular left almost no mark.
>>68008320
How does it feel knowing the only reason your nation exists at this present time is because of the Anglo nations. If the Soviets conquered West Germany they would have shipped all your people to Siberia along with all your factories as they were doing in East Germany.
>>68008765
>mfw siberia wont be any different from norway and siberia turns prosperous
>>68005627
>implying you lot aren't descended from the cucks who are too scared to go pillaging
>>68005627
No worries. 6"4' here and loving the Viking genes impregnated our women with. The land belongs to the STRONG. Also, Nords started settlements that turned into beautiful cities such as York.
You enriched us cultrally and genetically. Thankyou.
Now imagine if I was a damn nigger.
> muh rapes
> muh pillage
> muh reparations (which fucking Sweden would probably pay)
I'm tall blonde and nordic looking in a sea of midget celt plebs, so..
Feels good thx
>>68008638
>asks what it is with scandinavian countries having a small country complex
>mentions a finnish sniper
kek
>>68005971
the vikings are gone...only cucks remain now
shame really
>>68005627
I don't how to thank you for my blonde hair and blue eyes. Other than thanks.
>>68009555
That picture makes me want to punch you, very hard, in the nose.
>>68009555
you have been visited by the anonymous viking rape baby
post "Thank you Dubs McRapesson" in this bread
>>68009991
>>68009991
>>68009991
off by 8 :(
>>68009991
Alright m8 you've had your fun. You raped some of us and then you were fought off for good.
Have good look at this picture. You were economically oppressed, as most nations were, for century upon century. I never new nations could have a Napoleon complex. Now fuck off.
>>68008752
Wrong. You were ruled by foreign leaders. Every last one of them. You haven't had an actual native enlish king since Arthur(who probably wasn't even real)
>>68010955
Arthur wasn't english. The last anglo-saxon king was Harold Godwinson.
You didn't, my ancestors raped my other ancestors and then moved to England, France, Russia or Sicily. Your ancestors were cuckboi cowards and thralls that stayed behind.
>>68011207
I know, Arthur was a native to the isles. Part of the gaelic race(an irishman basically).
Anglo Saxons are german. They are not native brits/enlish
>>68007424
terrible bantz bong
>>68008765
you forgot soviets got massacred by finns in WW2.
Also soviets lost to poland in 1921. Only reason Soviets could take poland was because of germans already bombed the shit out poland.
Soviets(ukraine and russia combined) couldn't win against Pilsudski, proof enough.
>>68007424
Top kek lad
>>68011370
Modern English are descendant of Anglo-Saxons, the Britons are now the Welsh, modern English =/= ancient Britons.
>>68006738
>.01% North African
Nigger
>>68011370
>Anglo Saxons are german. They are not native brits/enlish
And the English are Anglo Saxon/Jute. The other brits are not, however.
>>68007714
That's Sweden, not Norway senpai.
>>68005858
that's a long list
>>68007502
Why don't you trust haplogroups?
>>68011651
No shit, I said the "original natives". We're not talking about modern brits right now
>>68005971
HAHA BRITISH FOREVER
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>68011207
Harold Godwinson isn't my king he is a blowhard and an idiot. God save the one and only king, Alfred the Great.
>>68011720
for u
>>68005627
I'm descended from Viking settlers, actually
>>68005751
>implying Scandinavians raped anyone but the men
faggots.
>>68011716
Don't kid yourself. There's no manliness left in Norgay.
MFW the pagans didn't even have a written language
>>68006307
>tfw scottish
>tfw no nordic rape genes because my ancestors were batshit crazy
must suck being Anglo
>>68012449
>tfw no nordic rape genes
you know the Norwegians were the ones that attacked Scotland, right? Hence why he said "brits", that includes Scotland you moronic mutt.
>>68012449
>be scottish
>get cucked by nordic rape babies
Not much better imo
>>68012286
this isn't what i clicked that thumbnail for at all
but i ain't mad
>tfw Slav
>part Northern European
So who raped who?
>>68005627
>tfw Wessex raped Danelaw
You came over, raped, pillaged, and stole (all from the innocent and defenseless mind you)
The Saxons get angry by your niggerness, take your land, your women, and your "pride".
>>68012449
You've been dominated and ruled by foreigners for hundreds of years
Splain dat
>>68006064
>dunedus
Fuck man my sides
>>68012671
varangians went a lot through russia down Volga to Persia.
scandis settled a lot of kievan rus.
more suprised you that you aren't attila rape baby.
>>68012449
>tfw Scottish ancestors allied with Norway and wanted a Norwegian king in Ireland and Scotland
>>68006523
You've disrespected the bald eagle, and now are under the curse of Manifest Destiny.
Copy and paste this 9 times or you'll wake up and have been relocated 1000 miles west and have smallpox.
>>68013111
At least now we have the English to leech from.
>>68005627
How do i properly pronounce Beata?
Trying to impress a Norwegian woman I know and i've gotten to the point where I don't even attempt to pronounce her name anymore.
>>68005627
How's it feel knowing that your country has always been and always will be irrelevant?
All you've got is WE WUZ VIKINGZ, ain't got shit on the British empire.
>>68013517
If you can't remember the right way, say it as 'Beautah' as in the first two syllables of 'beautiful.' If nothing else she might find it endearing and complimentary.
>>68013517
B ahtah
>>68013710
That sounds easy enough, cheers.
She tells everyone just to call her BT cause she's given up trying to get people to say it correctly.
>>68011412
I don't need a taco to grade British bantz, thank you very much.
Move along and build that wall.
>>68008638
>Edinburgh Castle in the background
Shit, people of Iberia had to temporarily stop our crusade against the moors because the backstabbing snow niggers were taking advantage of our precarious situation to pillage us. They were such a nuisance we stopped attacking the moors so we could deal with them. And deal with them we did.
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?607188-The-viking-invasion-of-Galicia-Gunrod-and-his-norwegian-vikings-against-the-Astur-Leonese-Kingdom
>>68005627
pretty good desu. it's where my blue eyes came from.
thank you based vikings!
>>68005627
somebody's doing the raping
>>68014727
FUCKING NORDS
AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL US MOORISH NIGGERS
THEY'RE THE FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!!!!
how did the nords dominate the Anglos so easily?
was it the height difference?
>>68015337
>nords
You mean the Normans?
>>68005627
Feels good, I'm filled with good genetics and ancestors to be proud of.
>>68015337
lol no. They took advantage of the post-roman europe reverting back to feudal/tribal standards of living and organization.
Gotta say though, we can all thank the snow niggers for one thing, they forced westerners to rethink their game to deal with pests like these.
Thank you based nods for helping us get our shit together.
>>68005627
Who is "we"? You ever raped someone? Wouldn't that make you a nigger?
>>68005627
http://oxfordarchaeology.com/publications/oasouth-publications/286-given-to-the-ground-a-viking-age-mass-grave-on-ridgeway-hill-weymouth
>Chemical analysis of the teeth suggested that none of the men were from anywhere in Britain, but originated in the Arctic and sub-Arctic regions of Norway, Sweden, Iceland, the Baltic States, Belarus and Russia.
>>68015337
>>68005627
You funny..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86thelstan
>>68012869
One word: Normand.
>>68015431
Normans were frenchified nords
>>68005751
Cuck
>>68016036
Scandinavian genetic + French culture.
Na m8 you raped Ireland really hard for a long time. Then Britons raped the Irish hard for a long time and thats why theres crossover
>Dublin biggest slave port
>>68016270
aren't Irish also part nigger?
>>68016036
And they somehow came out with the best parts of each.
>>68016485
Yup the irish had the green fucked into their eyes by the Vikings. At least it made them a bit more prettier ;)
>>68005903
Kek
>>68015682
no problem
>>68005858
Never, because they're all fucking white males!
many keks were had in this thread
>>68016270
>>68016485
Well this is escalating quickly
>>68007502
The grey area is only there because it doesn't take it into account / have any data from there.
nice dubs
>>68005627
>Pros:
Vikings genes turned us mental and helped us amass the greatest Empire in history
>Cons:
Vikings destroyed all of our lovely abbies and illuminated manuscripts
