No more primaries, Brexit discussion is "mehhh", Turkey deal has gone through, illegal migrant stream has been stopped, Greece isn't bankrupt, Russians exited Syria, Rubio dropped out, etc.
What is going on? Has the world settled down after being on fire for the last 7 months?
>tfw no happenings
>>67989071
>no more primaries
wat
>>67989071
calm before the storm.
Something is bound to occur. And if nothing does:
>Implying the media won't blow something out of proportion
In the meantime, let's make some board relevant discussions and oc.
>>67989147
I can't even trigger anyone with pic related (she is a Syrian muslim refugee in Germany who is training to compete in swimming in the Olympics).
>>67989071
>constant stream of bad news
http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/what-the-people-smugglers-of-istanbul-make-of-the-eus-deal-with-turkey/
>>67989071
Is that Eddie Van Halen?
>>67989183
>>no more primaries
>wat
What primaries are coming up? Utah, Arizona? Who cares?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqTw2d7xTdE
/pol/ is wrong just about everything. It's why they dig around for left wing articles written by a guy with a jewish name in order to jerk off to themselves that "they're always right"
I guess the world is just in perfect order senpai :)
>>67989208
Somewhat like this. Ebb and flow.
There's definitely stuff /pol/ has missed entirely, but but it's ebb and flow comfytiem nao.
>>67989344
you're probably a kike too
>>67989071
>Implying a happening won't happening just because there's nothing to happening
>>67989071
>>67989214
>>67989342
>she's a Syrian refugee
D-deport all refugees, r-right /pol/?
>>67989267
>http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/what-the-people-smugglers-of-istanbul-make-of-the-eus-deal-with-turkey/
Let's see. Fugees aren't idiots. If they have to go back, they will rather go for other routes than the islands, because on the islands they are assured to go back to Turkey now.
>>67989342
washington, new york, maryland, pennsylvania, california and new jersey are all still to go and they all have more than 100 delegates
>>67989071
Belgium is being sweeped for the Paris attackers.
Apparently the maroccan muslim community has been hiding that puddle of diarrhea all along.
I would say we are on a slow simmer before things come to a boil.
>>67989071
Calm before the storm, fampaii.
May Day is coming....
>>67989071
>Turkey deal has gone through, illegal migrant stream has been stopped
You do realize part of the agreement is that for every ONE migrant that is returned to turkey from greece, ONE migrant is to be resettled / distributed to the entire EU right?
Maybe we should go back to video games.
There is always some kind of problem going on with those.
>>67989526
She's not even that pretty, looks like an above average hispanic girl.
>>67989644
>You do realize part of the agreement is that for every ONE migrant that is returned to turkey from greece, ONE migrant is to be resettled / distributed to the entire EU right?
Old meme is old.
The point is, no one comes to islands any more if they have to go back to Turkey. You don't pay a shitload of money and risk your life just to be assured return to Turkey.
All fugees who want to come to Europe will now try the land borders at night in order to sneak through without being detected. ANd that is a fuckload harder than the islands.
>>67989342
falling for false flag
>>67989734
It's not a meme, are you daft?
Erodogan LITERALLY said this
>>67989715
Why do you insult the new fugee goddess?
>>67989715
She's a qt3.14, f a m. Little too young for me, though.
>>67989715
see even more pic related
>>67989777
>It's not a meme, are you daft?
It is a meme.
1. The whole ONE to ONE only applies to Syriens, all other migrants are ONE to ZERO going back to Turkey.
2. As said above, why would anyone risk his or her life and through good money at smuggler to be deported from Greek islands? You do know there is no way to get off Lesbos or Kos or Samos to the Greek mainland except in an airplane or a big ferry... all of which are controlled by the Greek state?
>>67989812
>She's a qt3.14, f a m. Little too young for me, though.
18 sir is 18.
>>67989882
actually believing thats a syrian refugee lol
>>67989917
That is her trapped in a nasty Hungarian fugee camp before she could flee to Germany.
>>67989882
EVERY migrant that goes to greece now trough turkey and gets returned will get free pass to EU
It wont stop people trying to cross over to greece now, it will only make more people go there.
Until whichever politicians thought it was a good idea to give money to turks to get MORE migrants trough the borders being closed gets a wakeup call.
The "one for one" deal doesnt discriminate.
Such is the life of vaguely veiled political agreements with the arab world.
>>67989955
nice plant
>>67989071
what is your problem, do you want to see the world burn so quick?
>>67990000
Exactly
>>67989925
You know nuffin, Aussi.
>>67989526
Uh, yeah, deport her over to me and I'll handle the rest.
>>67989071
>Migrant stream has stopped
Now, see, that's the kind of shit politicians want to believe.
This week alone, southern europe got 5000+ migrants. That is frankly not insignificant.
>>67989989
>EVERY migrant that goes to greece now trough turkey and gets returned will get free pass to EU
WTF? It is exactly the other way around. Every illegal migrants is EXCLUDED from the resettlement program.
>>67989989
>It wont stop people trying to cross over to greece now
And that is because they just want to risk their lives and burn their money... for nothing?
>>67989989
>The "one for one" deal doesnt discriminate.
It does, it says so right in the EU-Turkey deal. Read it!
EYE OF THE STORM
Y
E
O
F
T
H
E
S
T
O
R
M
>>67989071
The air sucks out before an explosion.
The waves recede before a tsunami.
>>67989071
>>67989214
>>67989342
>>67989791
>>67989882
>>67989917
Literally perfect.
>>67989071
>migrants have been stopped
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Wait until summer. Wait until turkey joins the EU. It hasn't even begun.
>>67990094
I suggest you read it, because erodogan has explicitly said otherwise.
>>67990045
i know when someone is putting an act
>>67990136
> implying Turkey will ever join the EU
Not even the literal sith lord Merkel is that stupid
>>67990071
>This week alone, southern europe got 5000+ migrants.
Southern europe? You mean Greece? Who cares about Greece??
Also, starting in 24 hours, the migrant stream will be stopped due to the Turkey deal.
>>67990209
turkey is about to be a battleground
>>67990203
Screencapping this for future keks. It's inevitable.
Soon, brother. Lots of things building up (Trump, protests, lefties losing their shit, immigrants, terrorism). Right now we're just having fun at lefties expense, making dank memes, etc.
Things are gonna start popping off this summer. No doubt in my mind. The veils are finally coming off on both sides & its gonna be glorious.
>>67989071
>Greece isn't bankrupt
sure germany, we will never be a problem again
>>67990170
>I suggest you read it, because erodogan has explicitly said otherwise.
Yea, I want a source for that, mate.
Here is the official text:
2) For every Syrian being returned to Turkey from Greek islands, another Syrian will be resettled from Turkey to the EU taking into account the UN Vulnerability Criteria. A mechanism will be established, with the assistance of the Commission, EU agencies and other Member States, as well as the LTNHCR, to ensure that this principle will be implemented from the same day the returns start. Priority will be given to migrants who have not previously entered or tried to enter the EU irregularly. On the EU side, resettlement under this mechanism will take place, in the first instance, by honouring the commitments taken by Member States in the conclusions of Representatives of the Governments of Member States meeting within the Council on 22 July 2015, of which 18.000 places for resettlement remain. Any further need for resettlement will be carried out through a similar voluntary arrangement up to a limit of an additional 54.000 persons. The Members of the European Council welcome the Commission's intention to propose an amendment to the relocation decision of 22 September 2015 to allow for any resettlement commitment undertaken in the framework of this arrangement to be offset from non-allocated places under the decision. Should these arrangements not meet the objective of ending the irregular migration and the number of returns come close to the numbers provided for above, this mechanism will be reviewed. Should the number of returns exceed the numbers provided for above, this mechanism will be discontinued.
>>67989526
Pump and dump back wherever she's from desu
>>67990209
I care about Greece, you fucktard.
> the migrant stream will be stopped due to the Turkey deal.
It will never stop. This "deal" is a fucking atrocity
If our government doesn't get the death penalty they should at least take lifetime sentence for this treason.
>>67990192
I agree with the aussie, something's not right about her.
>>67990255
>turkey is about to be a battleground
Why?
Turkey doesn't have to do anything. It just takes back fugees from the islands. Problem solved.
>>67990268
They tried to get free pass into EU for all their citizens in the current agreement with EU.
It was one of the conditions.
>>67990293
Read the real one, not the edited shill one to reduce the amount of outroar it would cause in all the EU countries.
>>67990358
>It will never stop. This "deal" is a fucking atrocity
Wanna bet? I guarantee you that in 1 months time, pretty much 0 fugees will come to the Greek islands.
Thank Germany that your islands can have a normal tourism summer now. Thank Merkel.
>>67990415
>Thank Germany that your islands can have a normal tourism summer now. Thank Merkel.
9/10 m8 nice
>>67990415
> Thank Merkel
>>67990415
They won't sail to Greece anymore. They will just walk straight in to Europe now that the migration is branded as 'legal' by the EU.
>>67990290
You aren't anymore bankrupt than usual and probably aren't going to implode because of fugees
>>67990380
Do you honestly think Turkey will manage to clear the requirements?
>>67990514
So do you want to take a bet?
Let us come back on Saturday in 4 weeks and make a thread with the same picture as above - that Syrian girl (name is Ysra Mardini) in the thread cover and we check whether the Turkish deal has resulted in a complete halt of the fugee arrivals on the Greek islands.
Ok? If I was right, you say "You are right man, you won the bet. Thank you, Merkel." If you are right, I say "Greek, man, you were right, you won the bet. You are God!"
>>67989071
Thats a good thing
I want /pol/ to be more like /x/ with politics. Focus should be on conspiracy theories
>>67990717
really tough, the one being cited in this thread isn't the real agreement.
Kinda makes me wonder if people are unironically this stupid to shill misinformation or if they are nosemen with proxies.
>>67989071
>illegal migrant stream has been stopped
>>67989071
Assad's girls, Best girls.
>>67990957
the ride never ends
