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If God is real, then he loved Dinosaurs more than humans.


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If God is real, then he loved Dinosaurs more than humans.
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>>67983110
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>>67983110
>>67983182
bretty gud
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>>67983110
>200 million years
>implying the universe is that old
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>>67983110
I overlapped ur mum slightly
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>>67983110
God made the world that way since he knew humans would eventually develop the technology to see the dinosaur in the continents. He wanted to amuse us.
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>>67984521
>someone this retarded
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>>67983110
It's the Reptilians you dumbfuck.
They put a sign to show us who we actually belong to.
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>>67984946
>someone this hell-bound
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>>67984730
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>>67983110
he loved dinosaurs so much he sent them his only begotten 10 km rock to smash into Chicxulub, Mexico. Born of a virgin asteroid, it proved his divinity to the reptiles in terms they would understand.
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>>67984730
Lel Rekt. >>67983110Umad fag u take em to da bar?
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>>67983110
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>>67983110
Fucking duh.
Nigger have you seen dinosaurs? They are cool as shit. Crocodiles the length of schoolbuses. Sharks the size of ships. Badass as fuck. We get to be fleshy little pink/brown pieces of self aware, self hating, self destructive shit.
You think t-rex ever wondered if he allowed to hate the other color trex on his turf, or if that'd make him rexist? No! He's already ripped it's neck open and is eating that delicious shoulder meat.
If God loved humans he would have given us massive natural weapons and set us loose amongst awesome prey without higher reasoning abilities to make us think ourselves into depressing cuckness.
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>>67983110
What did dinos do to piss God off? He seemed to be cool with them for 150 million years.
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>>67985125
Out chickens are the ancestors of T-Rex......
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>>67985419
http://itsthetie.com/adventures-of-god/
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