/pol/ What countries naturally produce the best warriors? Like if you where in a bar fight and you could pick someone to help you but the only thing you know is where they are from who would you pick?
>>67981650
not a burger, that's for sure
>>67981650
Finland
Iran, Japan, Germany
Israeli
>>67981650
here or a russki
or a samurai when vs jew
Scotland ya cunts!
hungarians
any steppe people
A pacific islander.
They're a product of island gigantism, like the kodiak bear. They're from a culture where two dudes fighting isn't considered assault. They're the only people that can compete with blacks at the physical positions in the NFL
>>67981650
Any in Polynesia
Gonna go ahead and say the Basques
Just because they tend to be stronk as fuck and lift heavy things
>>67981650
Yeah defo australia or russia ay
The foights ive seen here... phwoahh fuck me dead
>>67981650
Northern countries with rigid environments.
>>67981650
AMERICANS ARE THE BEST WARRIORS!
But in a bar fight, im picking a Bulgarian strongman, or a Scandinavian Thor.
If non-firearm weapons are allowed, ill pick a Pinoy knife-fighter.
But the truth is an American mutt will kick all yer asses, and then shoot you in the face.
>>67982076
you bastard
Australian and pacific islander will beat anyone. No questions.
Scandinavia+Finland
http://www.constitution.org/cm/sol_14.htm
eople are therefore more vigorous in cold climates. Here the action of the heart and the reaction of the extremities of the fibres are better performed, the temperature of the humours is greater, the blood moves more freely towards the heart, and reciprocally the heart has more power. This superiority of strength must produce various effects; for instance, a greater boldness, that is, more courage; a greater sense of superiority, that is, less desire of revenge; a greater opinion of security, that is, more frankness, less suspicion, policy, and cunning. In short, this must be productive of very different tempers. Put a man into a close, warm place, and for the reasons above given he will feel a great faintness. If under this circumstance you propose a bold enterprise to him, I believe you will find him very little disposed towards it; his present weakness will throw him into despondency; he will be afraid of everything, being in a state of total incapacity. The inhabitants of warm countries are, like old men, timorous; the people in cold countries are, like young men, brave. If we reflect on the late wars,3 which are more recent in our memory, and in which we can better distinguish some particular effects that escape us at a greater distance of time, we shall find that the northern people, transplanted into southern regions,4 did not perform such exploits as their countrymen who, fighting in their own climate, possessed their full vigour and courage.
>>67982349
fuck off ancestor traitor
wait guys why dont we just hook up with each other to make warriors great again
>>67981650
Scots and aussies
>>67981650
South Africa boer
/thread
>>67982527
I don't even know what you're attempting to relay.
American soldiers aren't as elite as America makes them out to be
>>67981650
Slavic countries and most northern countries.
>>67981650
>/pol/ What countries naturally produce the best warriors? Like if you where in a bar fight and you could pick someone to help you but the only thing you know is where they are from who would you pick?
A warrior is a person specializing in combat or warfare, especially within the context of a tribal or clan-based warrior culture society that recognizes a separate warrior class or caste.
Western nations don't really have warriors, they have soldiers. Unless you're talking about criminal sub-cultures within a western nation.
>>67981650
Russians
Sadly most western nation have far too many cucked NuMales to even be considered.
Irish all day. We give no fucks.
Ukrainian. Irish would be next.
>>67981650
I'd pick a Pole. 1,000 years of being god's playground has taught them to take no shit. They came to help us during our darkest hour (unlike the Yanks). Pole's are mostly bro-tier.
>>67982839
this
i know a family of around 7, 5 bros, 1 sis
they're all huge fucking bears, like all 6+ft and have big ass paws
Best? Slavs.
>>67981650
is that a portrait of Michael Rooker?
>defeat largest empire of the 17-1800s to gain independence
>beat them a second time
>split our nation in half just to fight each other and provide the world the tools of modern war for decades to come
>help yuroland from itself
>do it again except this time literally save it from nazis and communists
>invent, manafacture, and demonstrate the greatest weapon ever devised by man
>haven't had a decade go by since without a major conflict
>fight space and win
>world police
>most important nation in the world
>most American males own one or more firearms
The rest of you pretending to be relevant is adorable.
.45acp > body size/whatever 10 times out of 10.
It may be in a bar, but you brought fists to a gunfight.
>>67982652
Yeah were not fucking russians or anything but were sure as hell better than you european sissies
>>67983282
Well, you sure have been slurping on that propaganda cock, Chad.
Shame you didn't pick up an education while you were at it, eh?
>>67981650
Slavs; Asians are DYEL manlets, Westerners are fat assess, and African "muscle" isn't dense, the giga nigger can't lift
>>67983811
Isn't it haram for you to be on this site, Ahmed?
>>67983003
The Irish are fighters, but too tiny and leprachaun to be my wingman.
>>67981843
this, unfortunately
>>67983282
>talks about wars and shit - has never had a real war on his home soil
>fight space and win
what? nigga you lost the space race. It's called SPACE race, not moon race.
You're a bunch of LGBT sissies nowadays anyway.
>>67983811
>Low IQ maymay
America publishes most of the scientific works and consistently garner most patents since the 19th century, despite being founded in the 18th century.
Samoans
>>67983282
>>beat them a second time
I hope you're not talking about 1812
>>67982603
This
>>67984073
Someones butthurt his women are getting shish kebabbed.
>>67984073
And we're literally cucking your data.
And the space race was a marathon not a sprint. We landed a human on a celestial body, Russia either needed to land on Mars or make a moon base
>>67984147
ssssh, Tyrone.
Someone's been on /pol/ too much.
>>67984090
>immigrant nation
>"we is bigger smarts than you!"
That's not quite how it works, dumbass.
+
>continent sized country
>argues with man from tiny island with much bigger scientific heritage
Carry on, please. I'll just get comfy.
>>67981650
Hands down i pick a Maori.
>>67984073
>705000-900000 dead
The Civil War was pretty legit.
A lot better than being BTFO in TWO world wars, turkman.
>>67982221
>>67982392
>Being fat cunt with epin face tatoos means you're a sick warrior
high lel m9
it would have probably take like 20 samurai to kill every single jungle nigger there is.
>>67981650
White South African farmer.
>most dangerous job in the world.
Surely they'll have no fear in a bar fight.
>>67984347
>Invents razor sharp perfect cutting machine steel sword.
>Doesn't invent steel armour.
>>67981650
>who would you pick?
The Serb
Every. Single. Time
>>67984286
>always quoting the CIVIL war as an example
no wonder everyone I know who's been to America is astonished by how dumb the majority of you fucks are.
>turkman
Ok, Jamal. It's time to calm down now.
Mexicans
Brazilians
Scots
Serbs
Croats
Bosnians
Poles
Ukrainians
Russians
Syrians
>>67984090
>America publishes most of the scientific works and consistently garner most patents since the 19th century
You'll be surprised at how many times an American takes something that exists, changes something, then every American acts like he created/invented the entire thing.
Take the lightbulb for an example. Every American thinks Edison invented the lightbulb, which is hilarious. Just look up the history of the lightbulb. Edison merely took the lightbulb, which worked and was already invented, and he changed the platinum filament to a carbon filament.
>>67981650
South africas Afrikaaners
>>67984499
It was a war, and pretty bloody for the time.
Both wars against the brits were fought here. Plenty of indian wars.
Are your house immigrants ok with you using their internet?
>>67981650
Australia. They shit post just as good as they fight.
Currently the slavs are the toughest "whites" in the world right now
>>67981650
straya
>>67984090
>>67984528
http://www.bulbs.com/learning/history.aspx
>>67982497
you must be yoking
>>67984497
but that guy was killed
>>67984622
Should also add fosters is a terrible beer. No fucking clue why that garbage is even aloud in canada
>>67984073
>has never had a war on soil
Thats the fun thing about having histories strongest navy. You dont need to have your citizens die.
>>67984475
Leather armor is fine to protect against slashing weapons
>>67984497
bwahaha losers
>>67984475
All the ore on the island went toward making those swords since Japan has/had jack shit as far as ore deposits (much less quality ore, the reason they folded the swords 100000000 times was because the metal they had to work with was so awful), and it'd take 20x the amount of metal needed for one sword to make one suit of armor
I don't think nip warriors were particularly special, but do I think they were just being practical with their resource allocation
>>67984509
Australians
Spartans
Gurkhas
Mongols
>>67981650
Top 5:
1.) The Irish
2.) The Irish
3.) The Irish
4.) The Irish
5.) The Irish
>>67981650
old-stock Canadians.
>>67984754
Nobody drinks it here anymore, if they ever did. The Brits love it tho
russian or australian
>>67984824
t. Michael O'Reilly
>>67984824
topkek
Russians if they are not drunk
>>67984933
Why not a Sicilian?
They'll pull out a stiletto and stab everyone in sight
>>67984933
So not Russians?
>>67984760
Samurai armour is held together with Kimohimo (woven silk threads). It was always being cut apart on the battlefield. That's why they invented Iai-jitsu (the art of drawing your sword and killing your opponent swiftly, before he could disassemble your protection)
When Europeans arrived with steel armour, they nips got btfo in nearly every blade fight.
>>67983282
>>do it again except this time literally save it from nazis and communists
You morons supported the russians and therefore dommed the white race because your jewish overlords told you so.
>>67984866
Its garbage beer and there slogan is a insult to aussies. "Fosters Australian for beer" whats a good aussie beer? Or rye or wine. ?
>>67984610
>wars fought with sticks and stones still being relevant today
>Are your house immigrants ok with you using their internet?
My parents are immigrants, just like a few generations ago your ancestors were, too.
You're spending too much time on /pol/ if you believe all this shit, m80.
>>67984933
That's when they're the strongest
A Russian without vodka is a Russian who isn't ready to go to war
>>67985065
Coopers is a good Aussie beer.
>>67982199
Good grief, a leaf.
You can honestly stop trying to be the biggest cucks. You are already there.
>>67984818
Sure, but maybe they should have traded for steel, instead of being all insular and shit?
Didn't do them much good in the long run, did it? Where are the samurai now?
>>67981967
Australia, Russia, Southern USA.
>>67981843
Burgerland is a big place. It honestly depends on where you look.
Here's a hint.
Not the coasts.
>>67984883
https://youtu.be/a9UZBg1pMS4?t=23m8s
American vs. Irish.
Irish shows up late, drunk as fuck and still knocks out that yank, kek
>>67985132
Fuck off
>>67985082
>>wars fought with sticks and stones still being relevant today
>American revolutionary war
>American civil war
>fought with sticks and stones
>My parents are immigrants
Nice try, Shabir
>>67982072
This, or England.
No country in the world has produced such consistently excellent soldiers as our island.
>>67984073
As if being invaded means you're good at war
>>67985149
>interacting with non-nippon
Dishonorabru
>>67985197
>ignoring the part about your ancestors a few generations ago being immigrants who fled their home country because they were shit.
sssh, it's okay.
>>67984218
Yeah but they beat you into actual space. Both manned and unmanned. To them, they had already won.
Nepal
USA:
>Jews in major key positions in economy, media and politics for almost hundred years
>Hollywood spreading multicultural views all over the Globe
>Spic invasion since the 60s
>no President since then acted against this
>elected and re-elected a Nigger into the white House
>birthland of affirmative action
>Niggers roaming through the country for decades, raping, stealing, killing
>white flight from every US city center
>Universities are the SJWs center of the planet
>every nation since the Korean war the US got Troops in was fucked up
But yeah you are " warriors "...
>>67983003
>we
>>67983282
we aren't the same anymore D:
>>67985197
>Sticks that fire little stones.
Any post Yugoslavian county
>>67985266
>ignoring the fact that America was founded and rose to world dominance over the course of 250 years
I know you're upset that Habib and Salim are fucking your girlfriend, but you guys don't have much to be proud of anymore and you need to face it
>>67985309
You're one to talk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9V8POmuxg
>>67981650
Any white country
It's tougher once you start choosing between only white countries.
>>67984824
>shilling for the irish
>US flag
confirmed for meme
A Russian fellow who will probably knock everyone out or some Tongan motherfucker who will bite people's noses or ears off
>>67985451
>being proud of something you didn't contribute anything to
America has been going down the shitter and losing relevance over the past decade.
>>67985309
Germany:
>Lost two world wars
>Pride stripped
>People broken and dead inside
>Arabs running wild
>"Ayrans" are now a cuck race
>Leader let this happen
>Leader helped it spread
>Leader is a fucking women
>Leader is a fucking female cuck
>You voted this leader in
>Has some bants left but only from mudslimes
Everyone the great and powerful German warriors. My mistake The future Arab-German warriors.
The only one walk out of the bar alive will be the Viet
>>67985571
Fuck off you biscuit nigger, Irish are good fighters.
>>67982031
>>67984286
Citing a civil war as a reason you're tough is like thinking you're good at pinball because you beat your own highscore.
Britain has beaten every country in the world at war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYiOCctlPR0
As an Englishman I hate to say it, but the Scottish are most likely the hardest men in the world, man for man. Britain's history is a string of increasingly hardcore invaders taking England, getting up to Scotland and turning the fuck around. The SAS, the best special forces in the world, are something like 85% Scots.
That said, most of them are fat fucks nowadays. They have the best of the best but their average is probably pretty weak now. If we're talking a random guy out of that country as it is today then Russia or Poland.
>>67985530
At least we germans realize that we have problems while you guys are on full " USA,USA,USA " mode the moment you have no arguments left.
No matter the topic, the moment US anons of /pol enter a thread, its mostly going downhills.
>>67985359
Bullets aren't made of stone
That's actually kind of a funny way to put it, though, thanks Gaston
gurkhas
>>67981650
Russians.
Because they don't give a f*ck about dying.
>>67985584
And Germany's done what lately?
Not that it matters, since your parents are immigrants and you and your ancestors never contributed anything to any German historical achievements
>>67985616
If they are so great then how did we manage to occupy their country for 900 years and steal all their resources?
You can cling to your shit ancestry all you like but it doesn't make it accurate
>>67985686
Shit, I take back my previous answer, this guy's got it.
>>67981650
>Best warriors.
>Pretty much manly men.
>Countries where the man still have a word.
>Cucked by feminist countries are out.
I will pick a Russian. Russia looks like a tought place to live, even a thinner Russian looks like he can kill you with a stick.
>>67985745
>implying
I'm 50% Sioux, 50% Hungarian. Go out and pick a barfight with an Irishman and then tell him about your 900 year superiority streak from the floor.
>>67985661
>As an Englishman I hate to say it, but the Scottish are most likely the hardest men in the world, man for man
Probably this (see pic). I wouldn't pick one for a wingman in a fight though, because I'm English and he would just laugh as I was beaten.
>>67981650
I've heard that Sweden produces the best warriors on the planet. Strong white men who are willing to stand up for themselves and their country. And their race.
>>67985802
Will do, most genuine irish i've met are pussies
>>67985733
My mother is an Aussiedler, she's German - your argument is invalid.
>>67985661
>pinball
Get off the internet, grandpa
(I agree that Irish are shit)
>>67985844
Potato niggers are bred to be hardy as fuck. They could weigh 50 kilos and it'll take getting hit by a tram to keep them down.
>>67985844
> genuine
The ones that didn't try to steal your wallet?
The ones that didn't pretent to be scottish?
>>67985006
Too undisciplined, but I agree they are pretty good fighters. Also Canadians
>>67985663
We're actually going to elect someone who will fix our shit
Meanwhile you will be electing Merkel to her FOURTH term
>>67985661
>Britain has beaten every country in the world at war.
too bad you couldnt beat immigrants
>>67985065
James Boag, Cooper's Ale, Tooheys New, other more boutique beers are all acceptable
>>67982262
Yeah. I 2nd having another Aussie. We are tough as shit.
>>67985934
Genuine as in not inbred pikey scum
>>67982199
They are pretty undisciplined though tbhbbqfam
Canadians are not too bad. Tongans and Samoans can be scary in packs or even one on one, but I wouldn't like to win a war with an army of only them
>>67985933
Have you ever actually met an irishman? Or are you basing your opinions on memes and hollywood movies?
>pro tip: americans with 1/38th irish ancestry don't count
>>67985935
Id take a Canadian from a few decades ago
Nowadays they're all nu-male skeleton-mode cucks
Might be able to find some worthy ones working an oil rig tho
>>67985847
So tell me how much involvement her family has had in Germany's cultural, political, and technological advancement over the last few generations
That is, unless you don't want to take credit for something you had no part in
>>67985979
I wish I could find more Aussie beers here than just fucking Foster's, you assholes seem like you have good taste in brew when you can actually afford the good shit
>>67985953
Britain wouldn't have survived without the Commonwealth forces. Or the Americans, or the Russians...do the poms really think that they won the wars? The Russians did the bulk of the fighting in both the world wars, and Australian and New Zealand forces were demonstrably stronger than the fairly low morale Brits (with exceptions of course). The Brits haven't won a land engagement on their own (outside Africa or Asia) since Agincourt
>>67986096
I'm not the one taking credit for something I had no part in - that was the other burger (or you, not sure).
>>67981650
Warriors in what respect?
In hand to hand Id say niggers win.
>>67986124
Yeah sorry Meribro, there must be a way you can buy our beers cheap somewhere, no online options? At our liquor stores you always have a nice selection of international beers etc.
>>67986073
I meant Canadians in both world wars who were bretty good fighters senpai, now I agree they are Sweden tier
>>67985945
>We're actually going to elect someone who will fix our shit
First of all lets wait until the election is over. I want Trump to win but the mental gymnastics you guys will do on /pol if he loses would be just hilarious.
And it still amazes me that you belive he will be the first president doing all the shit he promised during the election. Are you really that naive ?!
>>67986124
http://www.wine-searcher.com/find/james+boags+premium+lager+beer+tasmania+australia
>>67985987
>Genuine as in not inbred pikey scum
Ah ok, trying to expand my vocabulary :)
>>67986066
yee. I'm 5'10, 235lb and the only fights I've lost have been to 5 different genuine Irishmen. Probably been in over 40 or so. Irish always fuck me up.
>>67981650
A US muh-reen.
>>67983282
i wouldnt need anyone
>>67985816
>ah kecked thes birnin taererest en they bawls sae hard thet ah tirn eh taynden en mah fit
>tirn yir taynden aye?
>aye en mah fit reet hir
>och joak thet's they wirst excuse ah've hird tae try an' gayt outta wirk ah've ayvir hird
>och doac will ye no give us eh secknoat anyway aye?
>no man
>aye go on
>how did ye reely do et?
>ah dunno ah wis peshed et they tam
>pesh drunk aye?
>ah could'nae see ah wis so drunk
>heer's ye noat
>aw yir a good 'un doac
>now get tae fuck... birnin taererest!
later
>did ye tell they doac aboot yir kecken they birnin taererest joac
>aye, he didnae believe et so ah told him ah ded et oot whin ah wis drunk
>thet's half reet tho eh?
>aysahcly, ye dinnae want tae lie to eh doactir willy
>>67986262
He's not promising the world he's promising easily accomplishable things like enforcing immigration laws and tariffing foreign goods
I don't really care if his healthcare plan or tax plan or "get the army what they want" thing doesn't go through because those are not the big ones
Money on Russia.
>>67986313
https://www.beermenus.com/beers/70-james-boag-s-lager
http://www.ebay.com.au/sch/sis.html?_nkw=James+Boags+Export+Lager+Beer+Cans&_itemId=131647288970&_trksid=p2047675.m4096
>>67986328
Sounds like a crutch to me m8
Sparta
>>67986328
>5'10"
>235 lbs
the murrifat meme is too real
>>67986225
The ones I go to that have good selection usually have a fairly wide variety of UK beers but I don't know that I've ever seen any Australian ones that aren't Fosters. I'm also in a hipster state that has shitloads of local craft beers, so those are generally focused on more than imports
I could try online but I try to buy from local shops mostly, support business owners in my town and all that shit
Gonna have to go with Polska given that the country still exists after hundreds of years of trying to be wiped out by its neighbors.
>>67986531
>hungry skeleton
>winning a fight
right here lads
get yourself a afrikaans boerseun
>>67984703
on the contrary, degenerate anglo
Cold air constringes the extremities of the external fibres of the body;1 this increases their elasticity, and favours the return of the blood from the extreme parts to the heart. It contracts2 those very fibres; consequently it increases also their force. On the contrary, warm air relaxes and lengthens the extremes of the fibres; of course it diminishes their force and elasticity.
>>67986262
At this point and stage its already to late to make murka great again
And trump knows it
The zionist now will be implementing all kinds of fascist laws in the US in a desperate attempt to hold onto power and keep the goyim paying his taxes for israel.
>>67986681
fat amarifag cant even swing
>>67986626
UK beers are swill in my opinion. Anyway I understand where you are coming from. I quite like Japanese beers, weirdly (probably makes my grandfather turn in his grave)
>>67982497
This
or maybe in the past.
Now days i would probably say the Polish people.
Its NOT the englishmen tho.
Sparta Prag-supporter: "Liverpool came here with 4000 men and ran, AIK Stockholm came with 500 and fought"
>>67986702
Question is do yall still got it?
We used to but I wouldn't take a fellow countryman these days
>>67986543
Its shows the desperation of americans for their situation. The moment he is elected and going for teh first time into the oval office, a bunch of people you never heard about, with faces unknown to the public enter the rooms and tells him exactly what is possible and what not.
>>67986473
Americans are almost autistic in their literal mindedness and misunderstanding of sarcasm, hardly "Bantsmaster".
>>67986837
I think you confused us with the Germans
>>67986328
How many fights do you get into if you've lost to 5 Irishmen?
>>67986766
A lot of UK beers are nasty, Boddington's and Newcastle and the like go down like saliva for me. They have some good ones, though, I'm partial to Samuel Smith, the oatmeal stout in particular is one of the best of its kind
Only Japanese beers I've had are Kirin Ichiban, which I honestly think tastes literally exactly like Budweiser, and Sapporo, which was a bit better but I still wasn't a big fan. Asians are bad at alcohol in general, in my experience
You ever have any Russian beer? I wouldn't call theirs the best but the ones I've had from them have been pretty solid overall
>>67986756
I'd pick a somalian. He'd distract them and get his ass beat, then my would-be attacker gets tried for a hate crime. I record it all and get famous on worldstarhiphop
>>67986837
watch this
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/08/26/american-working-in-england-is-suing-his-colleagues-for-too-much-banter/
>>67981650
i'm English so clearly i'd get an Irish man and a Scotsman to fight on my behalf
>>67981650
a Scottish ally for sure,even a little scrawny one on buckfast will do.
>>67987043
I would be pissed as well, a bunch of fucking Muhammadans running around chimping out not shutting the fuck up, sue em'.
>>67986756
Your country has internet?
>>67986797
>>67987173
no government, but internet yea...a fast one too
>>67986587
>implying not also /fit/
I'm not obese, a good bit is muscle. I'm not lean either though. Last checkup I had 19% bodyfat. Not good, not bad. I just suck cock at fighting apparently
>>67987366
u a pirate m80?
>>67987391
What's your lifts?
>>67986756
Are you a pirate
>>67987006
Never tried a Russian beer that I can remember. I liked Asahi though. Russian drinks are usually spirits (in our stores). I've become quite fond of Pelinkovac (but its an acquired taste). Lots of Croatian liqueurs and stuff. I'm looking at Chartreuse or Pernod next (Absinthe wasn't really my thing). If I seem like a wanker, I'm not really
>>67981650
Russia
Ireland
>>67987019
He'd yank you off your helicopter and drag your body around for daze
>>67987432
>>67987461
pirate movies of piratebay..i does that.
>>67982199
But island gigantism doesn't apply to humans goy.
>>67987538
haharrrrrrrrr
>>67981650
I justv watched a video about a book and the guy says the brittish intelligence was working to make the best warrior possibke and upon lots of genetic research they came to the conclusion that it would have to be the mix of an irish (ginger) and a native american (redskin), Chuck Norris is an example of such a mix.
>>67983132
Yeah I love how the poles masterminded operation overlord and engineered the collapse of the reich by pushing from the west
>>67987573
Fiiiinnnnlaaaannnd!! Fuckin up russia with the scandinavian broz in ww2. Im drunk. I love you finny
>>67987461
If you can find them, try some Baltika beers. Pretty solid Russian brewery, I'd drink their stuff regularly if it were more common around here
There's a booze store in my area that sells single bottles of a ton of Russian/east Europe beers whose labels are all in Cyrillic so I have no clue who made them, but the majority of them weren't half bad. Pick up a bottle or two of slavbeer if you ever see one
>>67987444
Squat 465x8
Bench 325x8
Clean 295x8(i fuckin suck at cleans, idk why)
Deadlift 565x8
Shrug(only including because I'm most proud of it) 720x8
Never 1 rep maxed because that's for pussies, and my 5s last season were actually lighter than my 8s this time around, so that's why I used them instead of the traditional stuff.
>>67987675
Beneath Chuck Norris's beard there is no chin, there is only another fist
>>67981650
If it's a fist fight only then dagestan or kazakh, if knifes too then chechen. First two never back down, have warrior cultures in which every able-bodied guy is either a boxer or a wrestler and regularly fights for the sheer thrill of it but at the same time they have formidable physique, good pain tolerance and communicate in russian.
>>67981650
A white south african male
>>67981650
mm this pasta again. /pol/ you maurading savages, ima hafta go with shitpost island.
>>67987775
You're a big guy
>>67981650
Probably some Irish guy that already knocked back some alcohol.
>>67986996
I said in the post, probably over 40 or so. People like to pick on the big guy in the bar when they're drunk to prove their worth or some dumb shit. I just wanna drink and shoot pool man.
>>67982199
>implying the gigant shit isn't a bigger and slower target
It's not the physical appearance that matters, it's the training and expertise. A ripped powerlifter will get fucked by an experienced MMA or kickboxing fighter.
And for the record - two dudes fighting isn't considered an assault in Russia, and in Kavkaz or Kazakhastan it is considered fun activity free for all
Finnish
>>67987973
You guys are no strangers to drink either, Ludwig
>>67987912
for you
>>67981650
Russian, Irish man, Southerner.
>>67982497
>more vigorous in cold climates
>cold climates
>Scandinavia
What do you know about cold?
>>67982497
Yeah except the cucks in nordic countries have mostly never been in a fight and hardly do hardcore shit like boxing, wrestling, mma etc. People in Russia fight on the street monthly and in the ring daily. People in Kavkaz have a fight every week. Nobody gives a fuck about temperature or vigours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_Dfjs1uELk
I'm Australian/Serbian and pick myself, me and my dad together could murder a room full of cunts with our bare hands, and enjoy it too.
But even though we hate black cunts I would probably pick a Maori sidekick, those kunts have heads made of titanium, NEVER punch them in the head.
>>67987756
Shall do. Pretty sure there are a few beers with cyrillic names, just never paid attention to them till now
>>67987859
Only boers m8
>>67988054
Never said we were, but after seeing pub fights between locals in both Germany and Ireland, I've made my choice.
Germany:
>Sucker punches
>weak grappling
>fagging around on the floor being to pathetic to throw an actual punch and just kinda scratching and slapping
Both fights I witnessed here were pretty much that.
Ireland:
>"let's take this outside mate"
>they did
> take off shirts and wait for the other one to be finished instead of being a little cunt
>throw some proper fucking punches that actually connect
>the second one person goes down the other one stops attacking them and accepts victory.
Witnessed 2 fights, was part of one (acted like a drunk cunt and got my ass properly kicked)
All of them went down like this
>>67987775
Nigger it doesn't matter how much do you lift or bench, what matters is how much you fight. Go to your local boxing/mma, fight in the ring, train until you get gud then start fights on the street.
>>67987910
Slavs = best warriors
>>67988422
This is exactly why I said Irish fuck me up. They're all better fighters in my experience. I'm not a small guy and I know rudimentary fighting basics, but they always have the edge on me. Even when I do connect solid strikes they're hardy(or drunk?) enough to not give a fuck and get right back up as if nothing happened.
>>67988414
What happened to the strong Aryans that Wolfenstein told me you guys were?
I want a glorious and prosperous race of intelligent, physically fit white people, and you guys lose bar fights to potato farmers who have lumps of coal in their pockets
Isarael and France
Kiwi.
Would be so terrified of looking like a soft cunt in each others company you fight twice as hard lest you be the recipient of banter.
>>67988172
So are our hachi from Kavkaz. Those fuckers fight since they are old enough to stand, you drop them they get right back at you. With such fuckers you go for liver or kneecap them, smothering one with a jacket also works, no quarter until the cunts are knocked out for good.
>>67988534
How much do you fight? On ring/on street? Per month? You don't know jack shit about solid strikes unless you had more than 1,5 year of boxing training and no rudimentary fighting basics unless you fight at least once a month.
I'm just saying ..
>>67981890
This
>>67988753
I boxed in high school, but that was 25 years ago. Fighting isn't something I enjoy doing though so I don't go out of my way for it. Only gym I go to anymore is the local one in my city.
>>67988546
It's pretty pathetic.
The only people here who could get into proper fights are the Turks because they are obsessed with the idea of trying super hard to seem badass.
Most Germans who know how to fight don't get into them because the culture is just different.
It's mostly pathetic cunts who get into fights
But I did see a guy (German not Turk, don't worry) who is now one of my best friends entering an unfair fight and showing some major balls.
>4 Turks ganging up on this one scrawny ass dude because they were drunk
>friend walks up, asks what's going on
>something about not giving them his cigarettes
>Turks turn around and continue to kick him while he's cowered against the wall next to a trash bin
>friend explains the situation to them, gives them a proper heads up and waits till they are fully ready to fight him.
>knocks two of them the fuck out in about 5 seconds and the other two just leave.
So I payed for his drinks for the night and now we're pretty good friends
>>67988586
Toлcтo
>>67987756
Yeah Бaлтикa is basically the only lager I've had that doesn't taste like piss.
Would recommend if you enjoy lagers.
>>67988422
Get arrested for using a weapon.
>>67988948
That's depressing
I want a Klaus Krieger who's 6'5, blonde, and built like a shit brickhouse who commands a stronk German military unit, not mixed-race Hans Mommandi who allows Merkel to systematically destroy his cultural heritage
>>67989185
Fighting with anything but leather gloves or biker gloves on your hands is unprofessional, toothpaste. Fuckers with knifes and telescopic battons will get fucked while they try to reach for their treasured sex toys.
>>67989042
Lagers are nice in the Summer, nice and crisp and refreshing when it's hot out
Ironic that Russian beer would be tasty in the heat, since their country never gets above 40F
Norway/Iceland/Denmarkbro
>>67989453
Muslims don't tend to be physically strong
>>67989369
>since their country never gets above 40F
Come to Moscow this summer.
>>67989369
Nigga it gets about 30 celcium in here and I'm in fucking st.petersburg. Heard about continental climate?
>>67989783
>>67989788
Ivan and Pavel on defense
You guys don't know what heat is like, I mean it
>>67989538
According to new estimate in 2016 there are 3.3 million Muslims living in the United States.
government statistics registered 120,882 members of Islamic congregations in Norway.
You almost have more muslims than we have Norwegians. Pretty impressive, Jamal.
>>67989538
Is that why they blow up so easily?
>>67989906
Where do you live then if 30-35C is not a heat for you? Fucking Hawaii? Most likely it'll be even hotter this summer.
>>67983282
>>help yuroland from itself
yeah no, all the u.s. did in ww1 is ensure there might be some repayment to us for the loans we lent.
I don't think there is enough natural variation in humans for one to be a better natural fighter than another. It all comes down to environment and training. Ones in environment is a form of training though.
Somebody raised in a really shitty neighborhood is going to be a better fighter than someone raised in affluence.
>>67990046
>3.3 million
Literally less than 1% of our population
Keep on hustlin' Jens, you might be internationally relevant someday if Yashid and Bahir don't take your job
>>67983282
I'm an American chauvinist, but please... please...
please...
>>67984073
Your women get raped in the streets of your own cities and you "fight back" by dressing up as women and going on a parade. How about you hold your comments until after the men are done speaking.
>>67985308
>Nepal
Only one guy said it so far?
Seriously people, Gurkhas are fucking hardcore.
>>67986837
>not seeing the sarcasm in his post
>not understanding bants
>>67981650
I'd pick a Samoan to help, they're fucking massive.
>>67990208
I don't speak celsius, Vlad, give me real statistics
Irish because after we get our asses kicked we can get drunk and laugh about our pain.
>>67985065
Man I dont know I drank Tooheys before I ended up drinking bundy.
All the men in my family are rum drinkers. It was fate.
>>67990248
We are constantly harrassed by the EU to be a member, while we're doing business with basically the whole world since we have no enemies. We can go to more countries with our passports than you can by the way. Our government said that they didn't want to be involved internationally since we like it as it is. We don't really want to be involved in wars that don't matter, then get Ahmeds to our country that brings AK's or bombs the shit out of our country, we have our own men who do that, like Anders Breivik.
