Now that Merkel has ruined the good name of her country, we need to re-name this dog breed to something more honorable and fitting of its glorius traits.
Bonus: post pics of crappy dog breeds to be henceforth associated with Merkels mess.
>inb4 Trump dog
Trumpian Shepherd
>>67980846
>>67980855
/thread
>>67980752
Can I post pictures of my AMERICAN Shepherd?
He likes to bark at strange black people and coyotes.
>>67980752
Don Hound
>>67980951
Kek. Simple, but it does have a nice ring to it. Lets see moar...
>>67980949
Please post.
>>67980752
We called it an Alsatian during the war.
German Sheppard works just fine as a name. You're thinking of it as a sheppard that's German, whereas it really refers to Germans as a flock of sheep to be guided forcefully.
>>67981144
If that were true it would be called a "Cuck Shepard" no?
>>67981125
Alsace is both French and German...neither are good.
Just call them American Shepherds. They do police work and don't afraid of anything.
Freedom Shepherds
Linksrhein
>>67980752
Goyim Sheppard
>>67980752
The name is fine, get your ego out of gutter, you french fries swallower.
>>67982140
*aren't
German Sitzpinkler
>>67982353
10/10
>>67980752
It's a cucked dog, nobody gives a shit. They can't compete with the Czech wolfdog.
The Holy Roman Shepard
>>67982140
those would be belgian malinois senpai
good doge
Belgian shepherd > German shepherd
>>67982410
weow lad pick up a book on memes sometime
>>67980951
I like it!
>>67982468
Das Reichshünd?
>>67982140
>>67982410
>>67982705
doesn't*
>>67982664
agreed
>belgian malinois, sometimes classified as a variety of the Belgian Shepherd dog rather than as a separate breed.
awesome dogs
>>67982517
>wolfdog
good luck against the Sivas Kangal breed.
Schwarzündjüdenkriegerhünd
>>67982517
Why dont you have pitbulls instead? Some people deserve to die.
Schäferhund, Alsatian, Hip dysplasia the breed. It already has plenty of names.
>>67980752
Cuck herder
>>67982837
senpai
>>67980752
They are pretty cool but, I'm more of a fan of the Belgian Malinois.
>>67983025
Pitbulls aint too bright
>>67980949
a loving companion and hater of nogs is always welcome senpai
>>67980752
Just call it Hitler's Shepherd or Nazi Shepherd.
>>67983175
>a loving companion
Goldens are always fun.
>>67980752
We call them best friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9rFQwjRjvE
>>67983278
Schäferhund
We just call them "schæfer" in norway.
>>67983296
>>67980752
Just fuck mu legs up?
Merkels new national dog
Reminder if you own anything other then a Rhodesian ridgeback you are a nigger
>>67983313
Hes a big sweetie!
>>67980752
Ironically enough, shitty breeding of the GSD throughout the decade means the dog has become rather crap now.
It's pretty much a different dog species than it were 70 years ago. These fat fucks can't even just over fences anymore.
>>67983175
>a loving companion and hater of nogs is always welcome senpai
Rhodesian Ridgeback?
>>67983290
Ha, I remember this fucking show
>>67980752
Kebab removal canine
>>67982826
I 2nd this
>>67983420
Wrong. What is the Caucasian Ovarchka?
>>67983611
Don't you think owning a dog that can literally kill a bear to be a bit over the top?
Also:
>Not owning a viking corgi
>>67980752
That looks like an American assdragger memedog. Look at that degenerate sloping back and the fucked up rear legs. Pic related is how it should be.
>>67983752
that's cute as fuck
>>67980752
>posts show breed untermensch
>muhammered muncher?
>>67983752
is that a Elkhound or a similar breed?
>>67983390
Pigs are qt as fuck, smart, and muzzies hate them even more than dogs.
Show dog breeding is degenerate, any 'pedigree' is generally an incest pupper and will have a myriad of health issues.
Look up the Victorian pug for a clue on how bad they've cucked up the breed
>>67983752
Sometimes you have to be over the top if you want to win!
Name it pic related dies
I want a dogbro but I want a small one not a big fat piece of shit that's going to jump on me and get hair all over my house but also not a beta bitch poodle or something and no ugly nigger bulldogs or pugs what do I get
>>67984485
You gotta be a Yukin-tier hermit to own one tho. They form intense bonds with their owners and will pretty much maul anything that isn't you.
Also, think of all the poop.
>>67980752
Donald Shepherd
>>67984672
Sounds like you want a Swedish Vallhund.
>>67984672
Shiba Inu or a jack russell.
>>67980752
That poor malformed shep with the sloping hindquarters :(
The show breeders really fucked these guys up. They were always supposed to be working dogs.
>>67980752
The nigger, getter
>>67980752
Thankfully they started to breed them back several years ago and therefore this flat back wont be seen in the future.
>>67984537
Good
>>67984750
If im a hermit, i aint picking up shit!
>>67980752
Polish Terrier
>>67984864
What is the most popular breed in Germany, dude?
In America, i believe its still the golden retriever.
>>67982569
>Holy
>Roman
>Shepherd
>>67983390
Yeah. Splendid idea here. Going to get a pet pig as a complement to my dogs to annoy mussies. Are there any useful pig breads for work rather than meat production?
>Not having a Czech Shepherd
>>67980752
AMERICAN SHEPPARD
Hip-dysplasia extremely predictable.
>>67985181
I dont know the breeds but i think farmers use them to find truffles.
>>67985139
On first place is still the german shepard, followed by the Dachshund. But the australian shepard is very popular right now.
>>67985421
But it's not fat.
OK TIME TO VOTE:
Holy Roman Shepard (nice pun!)
Vs.
Donald Shepard or Don Hound (simple, but flows well)
VOTE NOW. DUBS EQUAL TWO VOTES!
>>67980752
American Freedom Fuck Dog.
>>67980752
Crusade dog. It's what we all need
>>67985606
HRSD
(And I say this with full respect to the Don)
>>67980752
Reich shepherd?
>>67985523
Seems like you'd need lots of room for the Aussie to run around! How do they do as pets indoors?
>>67982973
That would be more impressive if he wasn't 5'4".
There's a Kangal that likes to play with my IW's at the local dog park. Very rough and tumble, but smaller than most Mastiffs I've seen.
>>67985690
ADD REICH SHEPARD TO VOTING.
A wild dachshund crushin in
>>67983175
I've had black friends that had dogs. Even they'ed say that their dogs would be aggresive around other blacks but relaxed around whites.
>>67985701
I really dont know. We ( wife and i ) own two cats and two Rottweiler but we live in a rather rural area with the woods just 15 minutes away.
>>67985741
Crazy!
>>67980752
Syrian Bull Dog :^)
Turban Shepherd
nazi sheep herding dog
>>67984812
Västgöta-Spets. Old breed since the time of Viking age. Both good as herder and ship dog.
>>67985785
Excellent. Dogs deserve room to run!
>>67983390
>>67985181
SO INTOLERANT AND OPPRESSIVE!
>>67985807
Well played! Kek
>>67980752
Alsatian
>>67985887
Yes you are...
>>67985789
Irish Wolfhounds are the tallest breed on average. My favorite breed, along with my Great Danes and Bullmastiffs.
>>67985887
>>67985887
>SO INTOLERANT AND OPPRESSIVE!
But what are the feminazis going to do about it? They are vegans and can't kill the pig.
Old-fashion shaped silver-black shepherd master race here.
>>67980752
Reichskebabremover.
nice doges
das reichshund
>>67980752
also
>posting just fuck my back up breed
why
>>67986444
Three votes for you!
>>67986471
Cultural enrichment? I dunno...
look at this beautiful specimen of a """german shepherd""".
>>67983025
>Nigger breed
>>67980752
Yeah that fucked up back ruins the breed, its fucking disgusting seeing what breeders have done to them.
>>67983770
This.
>>67982973
I hope you know that the csw is extremely agile and really strong it can beat dog which is two times heavier.
>pic related
>six months and 28 kilos
Komondor shepherd dog. It's like having a pet dragon when it's running.
>>67984023
Vallhund if I'm not mistaken.
>>67982517
>>67982973
>>67983025
Niggers think 'compete' always mean fight. Czech Wolfdog was intended as a boarder guard dog, a working dog for boarder patrols. They found wolf hybrids was outstanding search dogs and bread away many of the wolfhybrid's disadvantages.
>>67981239
>Cuck Shepard
I like that.
>>67988340
More like a walking mop.
Peppermint Dando
>>67989658
But the Czech wolfdog is better at fighting too
>>67980752
Fuck off Cucks.
Get your own dog breed.
>>67982664
I have German Belgian mix breed
She is fucking beautiful
Rapedog.
>>67980951
They aren't hounds though
>>67980752
why do doggies die so young f am?
most live to be around 10-12.
is there some evolutionary reason?
i want a best friend but i wouldnt want to have to put him down so fast
>>67989750
It's not difficult to bread a good fighting dog. Just mix a few large nigger-breads and there you got it. Bread a top notch workingdog is difficult. You may get that fighting ability for free thou.
Cuckdog
>>67990299
Smaller dogs tend to live longer, like its not unheard to have 15 year old Corgi.
>>67980752
'Minority killer'.
>implying swiss mountain dogs aren't the most alpha dogs
>>67980752
Not even the best German dog
>>67980752
Whats wrong with its hindlegs?
Jesus, its like the dogs spine is broken
Germanic Shepard
>>67990299
I know this feel. I had a dog as a kid, he just a mutt we picked up from a local breeder. After he died I didnt have the heart to get another one, and now I cant have one due to where I'm living.
Maybe one day.
>>67990307
Nigga what are you talking about
I am saying that pure bred dogs (CSW) will have little to no problem beating a pit or any other traditional fighting dog.
>>67990558
Looks beta
>pic related
>>67990594
Due to selective breeding most of the modern GSD looks like that. But they are all about exterior and not functionality
>>67990592
>Slopped back
>>67988340
That thing is ugly as fuck
>>67980752
they're called alsatians
>>67990677
>Looks beta
We had a male swiss mountain dog, he weighed 75kg and strangers were scared as fuck of him.
It's a good breed that will protect your property, however they are autistic like me and don't make new friends easily.
>cant own guns in australia
>get big dogs to compensate
i know so many pin dick wankers that have bull mastiffs etc. now whenever i see a wanker with a big dog i cant help but laugh to myself and imagine small his cock is.
>>67990884
>75 kilos
Obese af.
Why do you need a dog that can't run 100km without a break in 8 hours
>>67982517
Thanks
>>67991042
CZECHOSLAVKIA MENTIONED
lmaooo
Behold the leones mastiff
>>67990995
He wasn't even fat, he was just fucking yuuge and strong.
>>67990677
>But they are all about exterior and not functionality
It's not even a good exterior, though. That's weak and lame as fuck. One of the best parts about the GSD is how powerful and deft it is in its movements.
It's nothing more than societal cancer that leads to breeding such a dog.
>>67991109
>not owning a fabulous aryan working dog meant for protection of flocks and family
>>67980752
A once proud breed who is now a crippled tragedy?
German shepherd fits just fine.
>>67980752
Juden jagdhund
>>67982517
Are you envy, salty tears?
>>67980752
It's an Alsatian, that name is still in common use from doing the same thing as you want to in WW1, even if kennel cucks no longer recognise it.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/SqtgIVOJOGc?ytcenter-autoplay=1&rel=1
>>67980752
Actually with those JUST legs it matches the current state of Germany perfectly.
>>67991346
Not the whole of the breed is crippled
>>67990677
If you want to talk about a white man's dog in nigga terminology go ahead. I don't argue against that it fight other dogs well but only niggers are interested in that.
Are you a nigger? Get a niggerdog for your fighting and don't waste a great and useful bread for that nigger idiocy.
>>67983313
i love my golden, but boy does she shed all over the place!
Are cats fine ?
I mean, look at this bad mofo
>>67980752
>alsatian
>>67980752
reich hound
>>67991674
forgot pic
>>67991674
>look at this bad mofo
>it's not even there for you when you need it
typical cat
>filthy dogs
Disgusting.
If you really need an animal to defend yourself, you may be a coward, true, but you may need a fucking main coon.
He's twice the size of a bottle of wine and he's a baby !
He can push back any kebab invasion in seconds.
>>67991899
>twice the size of a bottle of wine
Massive.
>Not even one Siberian husky or Alaskan malamute
Y'all niggas need priorities
>dogs
Check out my cat, familia
Look at this magnificent bastard, sure he's an alpha cat.
And what is name ?
Mofoking European Cat
>>67991917
He looks like a sad eskimo.
>>67980752
ethnic german shepherd
>>67989621
Never talk to me or my president again.
Look at the Norwegian cat, the only non-cuck living Norwegian creature.
This wonderful being eats wolf at breakfast.
>>67992012
>Siberian husky
The most braindead dog. Good luck finding it when it decides to run away.
>>67991597
>I spend 500 euro to buy a fighting dog
outta the way boys, worlds best doing comin' thru
The cat is a holy animal for each white man, If you disagree with me then you are kebab and shitskin.
>still live with parents
>small intercity property
I want a Shepard. They are wonderful creatures, and seem like would make for great bros.
Still, I am considerate enough to know that they are big dogs that need a good amount of space to be happy. I live a fucked up overnight lifestyle, and it wouldn't be fair to the pup if I couldn't care for it in the best possible way. My gf has a pitbull now, I might drop her over her choice of dogs. She has a little mix puffball and the pit pup. Hate house dogs and pits.
Damn it.
>>67992165
You do know they were holy animals for Egyptians right?
Dont look back, y'all need a Glorious Siberian Cat.
Whitest dog coming through.
The Caucasian Mountain shepard. An average full grown male weighs 200+ pounds. They were bred to hunt bears. Read that again. TO. HUNT. BEARS.
They are fiercely loyal to their owners. Russians use them in the Black Dolphin prison camp in Siberia to terrorize the inmates.
>>67980752
disgusting
>>67985782
>relaxing around whites
I once woke up holding a gun to my own head.
>>67992165
>>67992222
>>67992130
>>67992028
>>67992026
Muslims detected.
>>67991451
wtf is going on with this breed?
>>67992222
I already have one and nice quads
>>67992241
>>67992298
EVEN THE BRITISH CAT IS GOOD LOOKING
LOOK AT HIM
EVEN THE BRITISH CAT IS GOOD LOOKING
>THE BRITISH CAT IS GOOD LOOKING
UNBELIEVABLE
>>67992241
They were bred to protect flocks from any bears that approach not to actively hunt them.
>>67992241
.
>>67980846
1st post best post !
And this the american shorthair cat what do you see ?
Yeah, cats are so glorious that even american cats aren't fat !
>>67992497
You could put a fucking saddle on that thing and charge kids 5 bucks a ride.
>>67992559
Not posting hoverwarts Shame on you
>>67992561
>not forcing kids to pay you 5 bucks so it doesn't eat them
Based Ridgeback.
I suspect boerboels are even better
>>67992702
Scared
I'm tired of shitposting but remember.
Getting an European Cat is the best decision you can take.
>>67992749
Outnumbered but willing to eat all those negros
And remember, if Kebabs too have cats, there's a reason.
>>67992702
Bred to take on lions.
Best dog I've ever had.
Miss you, buddy.
>>67992702
what a fucking loser dog
tail between his legs and ears down
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>67992370
Thank you Algeria.
Cats are acceptable when a dog is present too.
Here's my kebab killer
>>67980752
Cuck sheperd
>>67992136
Bulgaria. Aaalright. I get it.
>>67992979
Look at this british shorthair cat.
Despite him being british he's white and christian.
remember fags.
Owner's ability to handle a dog > dog breed
>>67980752
This dog's race was never named after Merkel though
>>67993029
Watch out, she's gonna get ya!
>>67993102
>>67993131
What does this prove?
If the dog whisperer can't avoid getting bit how can anyone?
This is my european kitty.
Once adult, she'll be able to remove 4 kebab per minutes !
>>67983296
We had four golden retrievers in total in our family. First one my parents took before I was born, and the last one died last december. Now I'm 23 and though I'm sad they're not with us anymore I'm more glad than anything that I could have them as companions during the years when I became a man. Truly a man's greatest friend.
This was the last one of our retrievers, her name would translate to 'Peace' in english. Sleep tight.
>>67993265
Very spooky
>>67980752
don't fucking rename it - it's there as a reminder
pic related is top tier
>>67993586
>pic related is top tier
>not even a cat
>Australian
Oh, I see know.
>>67993339
He's a fucking joke that's what.
>>67980752
i vote for Freedom Shepherd
>>67980752
Trumpard!!!!!!!
>>67993683
now*
Sorry, I'm pretty drunk
Prussian Shepherd
>>67993683
sure is banlieue in here
>>67993273
You and your sis? Fuck my life. We got enough of you Bulgarian Roma beggar and thief people. You got niggers too? Why do you think we want good guard dogs and not fighting dogs? Its to fend of Roma, Arabs and Niggers from our property.
kuvasz masterrace reporting in
>>67980752
Blondi hound
>>67980752
>posting one with inbred gimped hind legs
kys
>>67993844
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know that Caramel (pic related) graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed kills.he is trained in gorilla warfare and he's the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another target.He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he's contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. he can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. he will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>67994018
>not knowing that is a typical pose for a competition dog
>>67980752
Aryan Shepherd
>>67980752
Nazi hound?
>>67989817
pics?
>>67983266
Himmler sippenbuch hound
>>67989621
That thing has a huge dick
>>67986006
>Finnish Spitz
>It looks like a Shiba
Holy shit, even your dogs are mongolian
Alsatian Dog
>>67994087
>not knowing that german sheperds are notorious for their Brendan Fraser'd legs
Thoughts on Greyhounds?
>>67995960
Grayhounds are queer dogs
>>67980752
Fucked lumbar vertebrae dog